#orym notices everything with a passive perception of 30

[dumpster-fire-sapphic-failgirl]

I do think it’s funny that shortly after all of the Hells were finally convinced that Imogen and Laudna weren’t officially together was when they kissed

I’ve seen a lot of posts talking about how Chet or Ashton(?!?) would be confused about that being a meaningful change in their relationship

But that ignores the fact that Chet is insightful as fuck when he wants to be. He’s seen the pining. He’s seen the confusion and angst. He’s got the most experience with the widest range of relationships of the group. He fuckin knows.

Orym knows gay angst and repressed feelings and tagged imogen and their lack of a romantic relationship since she shouted in his head back at the Taste of Tal’dorei.

FCG and Fearne especially have been pushing together their faces like barbie dolls and shouting “Now kiss!” since something like ep18.

And Ashton. Ashton’s the only one that’s really seen Laudna’s side of this. They’ve been the one that has seen her angst. Her confusion. Her self loathing and her not thinking she was good enough for Imogen in the long term. They told her to take what she wanted on the way to the store in the sandstorm. They were the voice of support and reason and hope the entire time the teams were split. They told her specifically to spend time with Imogen bc they knew she needed it.

Ashton might toss out something glib like “it’s not a big deal when wives kiss you two” but under their breath it’s gonna be something like “fuckin finally”