#origins of Agatha: she just showed up on the doorstep like a stray cat

[cissa-calls]

Countdown to Agatha: Day 795

Natasha: “So, are we just going to let her stay here? After all she’s done?”

Wanda: *sighs* “Look, I know it’s not ideal to have a power hungry, matricide commiting witch under this roof, but it’s safer to have her here rather than out there. At least now we can monitor her.”

Agatha, sat at the kitchen table in front of them: “You know I can hear you right?”

Natasha: “Obviously.” *turns to Wanda* “How can you feel safe with her here?! Not even to mention Y/N - we’re endangering them!”

Y/N: *sets down a tray of tea and scones* “Here we are Agatha! I apologize, we don’t have any tea leaves infused with the souls of the damned, but hopefully some fresh baked goodies will make up for it! How do you take your tea?”

Natasha: *horror* “Y/N! Get away from her!”

Y/N: “Why? She’s a guest!”