#original: magnetarbeam

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The light at the end of the tunnel is just the flames of hell.

Darth Caedus

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Tag Game: share the last sentence you wrote (fanfic, original work, RP, whatever) and tag as many people as there are words!

Thanks for the tag, @erinsworld ! This comes from The Big Damn Fic™ that I've been working on for... nearly a year now??? Jesus. Well, these sentences I just wrote a couple minutes ago, so at least I can prove that, yes, @beautiful-flutey , I AM working on this fic 😅 it'll get there when it gets there, aiight? ANYWAYS.

"Beca? Where you at?"

You can't bring yourself to speak, suddenly certain that he absolutely cannot see you like this, covered in snot and tears with bloodshot, puffy eyes.

(No, it does not occur to you that he watched you give birth, and so literally nothing could phase him now. You never claimed to be particularly logical.)

(This is from the Epilogue, aka a sneak peak into the Inevitable Happily Ever After™.)

That... admittedly is a LOT of words. And is technically more than one sentences but, pssh, semantics. I'm just gonna tag a few peeps that I know write sometimes and otherwise, if you see this and feel compelled to share your writing, consider yourself tagged! I'd love to see it! @beautiful-flutey @samblerambles @wanderingnightingale @telltaleclerk and @magnetarbeam

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Talon Karrde: Mara, you just can't kill everybody you meet. Mara Jade: Why not? Talon Karrde: ...Well, now you're putting me on the spot. I don't really have an answer for that. It just seems like a bad idea. Karma?

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Luke Skywalker: That's how you can always spot a Sith, Ben. They're always the ones scheming and conniving.  Luke Skywalker: Sometimes they do both. I call that: Scheniving.  Ben Skywalker: And you know what else? You can also tell they're Sith because of their red lightsabers.  Luke Skywalker: That too.

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Anakin Solo: If you put a milkshake in one yard and crack open a cold one in another yard, which yard would the boys go to? Jacen Solo: Schrödinger's boys. Jaina Solo: FUCK! Tahiri Veila: What about cracking open a cold milkshake? Jagged Fel: As we all know, the milkshake brings the boys to the yard. The presence of the boys is a prerequisite for the cracking open of a cold one, but cold ones do not have any inherent boy-attracting abilities. Milkshakes, however, do. Jagged Fel: All else being equal, the boys would proceed to the milkshake yard. While it is possible to announce the presence of cold ones in the hope of attracting some boys, the pull of the milkshake is much more powerful by comparison. Anakin Solo: Jaina Solo: Tahiri Veila: Jacen Solo: Jagged Fel: Mind you, all of this nonsense hinges on whether or not the boys are back in town.

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Jacen Solo: What does Jagged Fel do when he's out of ammo? Zekk: He uses the stick up his ass as a backup weapon. Come on, we've known that one since Ithor.

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Luke Skywalker: Jag, you'll be working with Jaina and Zekk. Zekk: Alright! My fantasy threesome! Jaina Solo: Jagged Fel: Zekk: ...of people on a team.

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Luke Skywalker: [Projects a really low-quality image] Luke Skywalker: Okay guys, so here's the plan- Corran Horn: if i had a dollar for every pixel in this image i'd have 15 cents Kyp Durron: if i had a dollar for every ounce of rage i felt in my body after i read this comment i would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Leia Organa: actually I did the math, they would have $225 not $0.15 Luke Skywalker: sis i'm right here... Kyle Katarn: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :) Cilghal: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please Kyle Katarn: sorry I only have a dollar Cilghal: :( Tionne Solusar: he'd have $22500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Kam Solusar: hey I just realized Tionne is right, he would have $22500 not $225 Kyle Katarn: if i had $22500 i would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Octa Ramis: You can buy anything you want with $22500 Corran Horn: yeah and he wants soda and apply juice Kenth Hamner: apply juice to what? Saba Sebatyne: directly to the forehead Luke Skywalker: Luke Skywalker: Great post guys

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Cubber Daine: Here we go. The rats must've chewed through the wire. Kell Tainer: That is a military-grade reinforced power coupling. What kind of rats are we talking about? Cubber Daine: ...Space rats?

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Han Solo:  Droma and I have this easy dynamic where we finish each other's- Droma: Sentences.  Han Solo: Don't interrupt me.

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Ben Skywalker: What's wrong with the way I dress? Vestara Khai: You know, some people might say that all the black kind of makes you look like an evil villain.

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Wedge Antilles: Let's see if you guys are really as good as they say.  Face Loran: Prepare to be sorely disappointed. 

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I'd live to live through a week that isn't a whole new verse of "We Didn't Start the Fire"

Jaina Solo

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Borsk Fey'lya: Of course, you'll have to fax in the air strike requisition forms.  Wedge Antilles: But I can't! Kell used spare parts from our fax machine to make replacements for Phanan! Ton Phanan: [making weird beeping noises] Whoa. Must have been something I ate.  Face Loran: Hey Ton? Why is there paper coming out of your ass?

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Ben Skywalker: It got pretty quiet out there. You don't think they're really working with Abeloth, do you? [Explosion noises] Some random Sith: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OHHH GODDDD Luke Skywalker: No.

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Jagged Fel: Excellent shot and follow-up one-liner, sir! Han Solo: Thank you, Jag.