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cannibal: the musical sentence starters.
‘ . . . and then he cuts up the bodies. ’
‘ oh, i don’t know what happened to my companions. they left me behind. ’
‘ and everybody believes him. they feel sorry for him. ’
‘ it is never justified to murder. murder is wrong. ’
‘ but that’s not the way it happened. ’
‘ now how could you possibly want to spend your afternoon with a beast like that when you could spend it with a gentleman like myself ? ’
‘ believe me, i don’t relish the thought of having to speak with him or even be in the same room with him. ’
can we meet for dinner ? ’
‘ how could this handsome, intelligent man have ever done what they say he did ? ’
‘ this is the nicest place i’ve lived. ’
‘ then i realized how badly you must need someone to just listen. ’
‘ she was beautiful. ’
‘ the sky is blue and all the leaves are green, the sun’s as warm as a baked potato. ’
‘ she’s my best friend in the whole world. ’
‘ my heart’s as full as a baked potato. ’
‘ i think i know precisely what i mean when i say it’s a shpadoinkle day ! ’
‘ find any gold yet ? ’
‘ i’d love to go back to colorado. ’
‘ the lord works in mysterious ways, and i think this is a test of our will. ’
‘ my fellow mormons know what i’m talking about ! ’
‘ our guide is dead. ’
‘ what if you get lost ? or run out of food ? ’
‘ i distinctly remember you saying you wanted to get out of utah and go east. ’
‘ there’s nothing we can’t do if we aim for the sky. ’
‘ that’s when i got my first bad feeling. ’
‘ i gotta warn ya, you’re doomed. ’
‘ turn back while you still can. ’
‘ jesus, now he needs a fucking map. ’
‘ if you can’t get along with the others, i’m gonna have to put you in time out. ’
‘ you guys, they have fudge here ! ’
‘ we’re not afraid of anything. we have jesus on our side. ’
‘ everyone knows you’re a chronic liar. ’
‘ you guys make me sick. what is this, a feel good convention ? ’
‘ well, fuck you, how’s that for constructive ? ’
‘ i think the only time i’ve ever actually seen women is in salt lake city. you know, i mean, the women there are so . . . mormon. ’
‘ i know that there’s more to life than women. i just can’t seem to figure out what else there is. ’
‘ i don’t need it every night. every morning would be just fine ! ’
‘ a girl i can love and kiss and hold and fuck. that’s all i’m asking for. ’
‘ i don’t wanna be rich for the sake of women. i wanna be rich for the sake of our lord. ’
‘ you wanna ask him ? i’ll tell you where he lives ! ’
‘ we’ve had a little luck, now we want a little more. ’
‘ i’ve never had much in the way of friends or family. ’
‘ a home for us, that’s all i’m asking for. ’
‘ i don’t know where she could have gone. ’
‘ we’re friends, and friends don’t just take off ! ’
‘ watch out for that bear trap. ’
‘ gosh, i never thought i’d be sleeping next to a naked man. ’
‘ i think we should all take a minute and thank the lord. ’
‘ i can’t go on. i’m so hungry. ’
‘ she’ll never know what she meant to me. ’
‘ your eyes, your smile made my little life worthwhile. ’
‘ there was nothing i couldn’t do when i was on top of you. ’
‘ she was the only thing i ever had. the only thing that made me feel important. the only thing that ever made me feel wanted. ’
‘ he says--- oh, he speaks english. ’
‘ i wake up muddy and go to bed bloody. ’
‘ i always wanted to be somebody that didn’t get pushed around. ’
‘ then get out of my personal space ! ’
‘ may god have mercy on your soul. ’
‘ i can’t imagine him being so violent. he seems so harmless. ’
' i thought this mushy stuff was below me. '
' perhaps i'm not the cold bitch i pretended to be. i'd almost forgotten this side of me. '
‘ how am i doing ? have you ever been sitting around waiting to die ? ’
‘ i told you what i told you because i thought you cared. ’
‘ are you jealous ? ’
‘ hey, when do you think i’d be able to use this stuff against like, two big guys and one short but tough one ? ’
‘ you’re kidding ! . . . you’re not kidding ! ’
‘ you have no idea what i’m saying, do you ? ’
‘ besides, if you quit acting like a sex starved little mister pervert we’d be able to get out of here ! ’
‘ i may be slow sometimes, but i’m not stupid. ’
‘ this trip can’t get any worse for me. ’
‘ i don’t think i can watch this. ’
‘ excuse me ! i’ve been doing some thinking, um, just kinda looking at our situation here, and i’ve come to the conclusion that we are completely fucked ! has anybody else made this discovery ? ’
‘ i don’t wanna die. i don’t wanna die here. ’
' and maybe we'll all get really sick. and maybe we'll all die. '
‘ let’s build a snowman ! ’
‘ the days were really bad, but the nights were worse. ’
‘ well, i’m not eating my fucking shoes ! ’
‘ we’re just prolonging the inevitable. we’re dying. as in dead. as in no more nothing ! ’
‘ the lord works in mysterious ways. . . . yes, i realize how stupid that sounds right now. ’
‘ this is nothing that a little positive thinking can’t help us get through ! ’
‘ we haven’t eaten in a week. ’
‘ no kidding he’s dead, his brains are lying on the snow. ’
‘ if we make it out of this, we’re gonna turn him in, aren’t we ? ’
‘ they had to eat each other to stay alive. ’
‘ you wouldn’t even eat your shoes ! ’
‘ is there any more [name] left ? i want breakfast ! ’
‘ because of you i am never going to get laid ! ’
‘ all i could think about was her poor little broken heart waiting for me to come home. ’
‘ we just don't wanna die. ‘
‘ we've had some rotten luck, we can't take it anymore. '
‘ we have to eat something. ’
‘ maybe we should sacrifice somebody. ’
‘ nobody eat anybody. ’
‘ i mean, now we have enough meat to last us for weeks ! hell, we may even make it til summer. yessir, the lord works in mysterious ways. ’
‘ i don’t think you killed these guys in self defense. i think you just killed them. and i’m telling. ’
‘ i knew right then nobody would believe what happened. ’
‘ nobody move or i’ll--- i’ll eat this guy right in front of you ! ’
‘ you’ll be fine, i promise. and i’ll be with you the whole time. ’
' send his sorry soul to hell. '
' when his neckbone snaps, we'll know the cannibal won't be killing anymore. '
' we'll make some hot dogs and drink a few beers. '
‘ probably the most important thing is that when things get really bad, and the world looks it’s darkest, you just have to throw up your hands and say well alright because it’s probably gonna get a whole hell of a lot worse. ’
‘ does this mean i’m not gonna die today ? ’
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like/reply for a starter based on a lyric from whatever song comes on my shuffle ✶
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the book of mormon sentence starters.
‘ perhaps one day, someone very special will find them. ’
‘ you simply won’t believe how much this book will change your life ! ’
‘ are these your kids ? ’
‘ have fun in hell. ’
‘ would you like to change religions ? i have a free book written by jesus ! ’
‘ just stick to the approved dialogue. ’
' this is it, you guys ! this is it ! '
' i have been praying to be sent to my favorite place in the whole world. '
' well, if you prayed for a location, i'm sure heavenly father will make it happen. '
' you're like, the smartest, best, most deserving elder the centers ever seen. '
‘ the most important time of a mormon kid’s life is his mission. ’
‘ soon i’ll be off in a different place, helping the whole human race. ’
‘ i know my mission will be something incredible. ’
‘ god loves mormons and he wants some more ! ’
‘ we’re fighting for a cause, but we’re really, really nice. ’
‘ yes ! i knew we’d get paired together ! ’
‘ i pray i’m sent to my favorite place: orlando. ’
‘ uganda ! cool ! . . . where is that ? ’
‘ oh boy ! like lion king ! ’
‘ i’m so stoked we got paired together ! ’
‘ this is... fantastic ! ’
‘ he answered your prayer ? . . . huh. ’
‘ my mom always says if heavenly father is proud of you he will always give you what you ask. ’
‘ i’m gonna miss my brother so much. ’
‘ say, maybe we should see if there’s any way i could get transferred someplace a little bit closer to home. like, i don’t know, florida. ’
‘ he is a the kind of kid any parent would be proud to have. ’
‘ just do your best. maybe your new companion will help make you not so weird. ’
‘ it’s like i’m finally gonna have a best friend. ’
‘ my little problem is in check, it’s not gonna be an issue. ’
‘ i have low self esteem and desperately want to fit in with my peers. ’
‘ i’ve never been, but i’m sure it’s a hoot ! ’
‘ bye, baby ! ’
‘ it’s just you and me now. ’
‘ we are never allowed to go anywhere without each other. ’
‘ that’s so awesome, because all of my friends always end up leaving me, but you can’t. ’
‘ are you a star wars guy or a star trek guy ? i wanna know everything about you. personally i like star wars, but i’m willing to like star trek if you think it’s better. ’
‘ i’ve always had the hope that on the day i go to heaven, heavenly father would shake my hand and say you’ve done an awesome job. ’
‘ you and me, but mostly me, are gonna change the world forever. ’
‘ i can do most anything. ’
‘ i can stand next to you and watch. ’
‘ now we’re seeing eye to eye. it’s so great we can agree. ’
‘ heavenly father has chosen you and me, just mostly me. ’
‘ i’ll do something incredible. ’
‘ i wanna be the mormon who changed all man kind. ’
‘ i’ll do something incredible that blows god’s freaking mind. ’
‘ life is about to change for you and me. ’
‘ there’s no limit to what we can do. me and you. ’
‘ why are you doing this ? ’
‘ you stay the fuck away from them. let me do my job. ’
‘ no. no, no, no. first, shouldn’t we call the police and see if we can get the bags back ? ’
‘ having a saying makes it all seem better. ’
‘ there isn’t enough food to eat. ’
‘ people are starving in the street. ’
‘ we’ve had no rain in several days. ’
‘ now you try. just stand up tall, tilt your head to the sky, and list off the bad things in your life. ’
‘ the plane was crowded and the bus was late. ’
‘ when the world is getting you down, there’s no one else to blame. raise your middle finger to the sky, and curse his rotten name. ’
‘ when god fucks you in the butt, fuck him right back in his cunt. ’
‘ you really should not be saying that. things aren’t always as bad as they seem. ’
‘ fuck you, you dick ! ’
‘ i told my brother he could cure his aids by having sex with a baby. ’
‘ she’s all i have left in the world. ’
‘ if you don’t like what we say, try living here a couple days: watch all your friends and family die. ’
‘ i’m always there if you’d like to talk. ’
‘ no matter how hot you get at night, keep your windows closed. ’
‘ she is so hot. she is super, super hot ! ’
‘ that’s a lot to remember. ’
‘ that is practically nothing. ’
‘ i’m just feeling a little confused right now is all. ’
‘ that’s no problem, it’s super easy not to feel that way. ’
‘ don’t feel those feelings. hold them in instead. ’
‘ it’s a cool little mormon trick. we do it all the time. ’
‘ really, what’s so hard about that ? ’
‘ when i was young, my dad would treat my mom real bad. ’
‘ how am i gonna keep my mom from getting abused ? ’
‘ i’d see her all scared and my soul was dying. ’
‘ now don’t you dare start crying. ’
‘ the doctor said she still had two months more. ’
‘ where is my brother ? ’
‘ he and i were close as two friends could be. one thing led to another, and soon i would discover, i was having really strange feelings for him. ’
‘ my hetero side just one. ’
‘ boys should be with girls, that’s heavenly father’s plan. ’
‘ i think it’s okay that you’re having gay thoughts. ’
‘ being gay is bad, but lying is worse. ’
‘ you’ve only got yourself to blame. ’
‘ you didn’t pretend hard enough. ’
‘ imagine that your brain is made of tiny boxes. then find the box that’s gay and crush it. okay ? ’
‘ no, no, no, no ! i’m not having gay thoughts ! ’
‘ now he isn’t gay anymore. ’
‘ check it out, we get to sleep right next to each other ! ’
‘ we’re glad you’re here. ’
‘ i can see how this is gonna be a lot like the lord of the rings. you’re frodo, and i’m samwise, and we’re fighting against impossible odds ! ’
‘ this is all just so not what i was expecting. i mean, i gotta admit, i’m beginning to feel a little. . . i don’t wanna say ripped off ! just. . . overwhelmed. ’
‘ remember when i told you [x] ? it isn’t true. i made it up. ’
‘ i’ll do anything for you. i’m your best friend. ’
‘ sleep now little buddy, put your cares away. nappy with a happy face, tomorrow’s a latter day. ’
‘ that’s what my mom used to sing to me to make me feel better. ’
‘ do you understand how difficult this is gonna be ? ’
‘ don’t forget what you told me. you are awesome. ’
‘ and then my dad will finally feel proud of me. instead of just feeling stuck with me. ’
‘ i am here for you. ’
‘ i finally found one ! a texting device ! now i can get on facebook ! ’
‘ why don’t you just let me do all the talking and you can just sorta support what i’m saying by going oh wow and stuff like that ? ’
‘ they don’t have a doorbell. ’
‘ it’s fine, but did you knock ? ’
‘ do you ever feel like there is something missing from your life ? ’
‘ you should see the doctor. ’
‘ calm down, i got this. ’
‘ of course that didn’t work. those were christian missionaries. we’re mormons ! ’
' you all know the bible is made of testaments old and new. but what if i were to tell you there's a fresh third part out there ? one that was found by a hip, new prophet who had a little donny osmond flair. '
' he spoke to god ? '
' this is no lie: i speak to god all the time. '
' he's gonna do something incredible. '
‘ oh, well, y’know, i’ve actually never read it. it’s just so boring ! ’
‘ what is this ? some kind of party, huh ? and no one invited me ? ’
‘ keep the light off and the windows closed. ’
‘ i don’t want to spend another night hiding under my bed. ’
‘ stay inside and do not open the door for anyone. ’
‘ my mother once told me of a place with waterfalls and unicorns flying, where there was no suffering and no pain. ’
‘ i always thought she made it up. ’
‘ if i could let myself believe, i know just where i’d be: right on the next bus to paradise. ’
‘ i can’t imagine what it must be like, this perfect, happy place. ’
‘ will i fit in ? ’
‘ soon life won’t be so shitty. ’
‘ now salvation has a name. ’
‘ i once told a lie when i was twelve and i had a dream i went to hell. it was really spooky. ’
‘ we’ve all had the hell dream, people. i have it nightly. ’
‘ africa is nothing like the lion king. that movie took a lot of artistic license. ’
‘ he’s upset because we just saw some guy get shot in the face. ’
‘ there is absolutely nothing i can accomplish here. ’
‘ latter day doesn’t mean tomorrow. it means afterlife ! . . . the reckoning ? latter days ? when good people go to meet heavenly father and they get everything that they have always wanted ! ’
‘ to heck with rules. ’
‘ i am not wasting the most important two years of my life. ’
‘ i’m sorry, guys, but he is my best friend. ’
‘ i can’t do something incredible here. ’
‘ look, you and me, we’re just--- we’re not that compatible, alright ? ’
‘ we just became best friends a few days ago. ’
‘ i’m not your best friend, i just got stuck with you ! ’
‘ it’s okay. i know how it goes. it’s fine. it’ll all be totally fine. ’
‘ you and me, we just need different things. ’
‘ it was really nice meeting you. ’
‘ take it easy, buddy. ’
‘ i was there for you. ’
‘ i don’t have any friends. ’
‘ it’s too late, he’s already made up his mind. ’
‘ he is gone. but you are still here. ’
‘ i’m a follower. ’
‘ what did jesus do when they sentence him to die ? did he try to run away or did he just break down and cry ? no, jesus dug down deep knowing what he had to do. ’
' when faced with his own death, jesus knew that he had to man up. '
‘ just like jesus, i’m growing a pair ! ’
‘ it’s time to man up. ’
‘ i’m gonna man up all over myself. ’
‘ what did jesus do when they put nails through his hands ? did he scream like a girl, or did he take it like a man ? ’
‘ when someone had to die to save us from our sins, jesus said i’ll do it, and he took it on the chin. ’
‘ you’re not my father ! ’
‘ heavenly father, why do you let bad things happen ? ’
‘ more to the point, why do you let bad things happen to me ? ’
‘ i’m sure you don’t think i’m a flake, because you clearly made a mistake. ’
‘ i’m in the lead for the very first time ! ’
‘ i’m going where the sun always shines ! ’
‘ it means, you know, that you should be nice to each other. or something. ’
‘ i know you’re really depressed with all your aids and everything, but there is an answer in christ. ’
‘ i just told a lie. ’
‘ i didn’t lie. i just used my imagination and it worked. ’
‘ you’re making things up again. ’
‘ when you fib, there’s a price. ’
‘ that is definitely against god’s will ! ‘
‘ wait, let me check— ’
‘ you’re recklessly warping the words of jesus. ’
‘ but this time it’s helping a dozen people. ’
‘ i’m not committing a sin just by making things up again, right ? ’
‘ a clitoris is holy amongst all things. ’
‘ who would have thought i’d have this magic touch ? ’
‘ i’m talking, they’re listening. ’
‘ i’m gonna save them all with this stuff. ’
‘ and it’s even better than i could have imagined ! the streets are clean, and the people are happy ! ’
‘ you know, the funny thing is, i don’t even remember getting here. ’
‘ oh, i remember this place. ’
‘ long ago, when i was five, i snuck in the kitchen late at night, and ate a donut with a maple glaze. my father asked who ate the snack, i said that it was my brother, and he got grounded for fourteen days. i’ve lived with that guilt for all of my life. ‘
‘ i’ve lived with that guilt for all of my life. ’
‘ now i’ve gone and done it again. i’ve committed another awful sin. ’
‘ oh god, how could i have done this to you ? ’
‘ there is nothing you can do. ’
‘ you blamed your brother ? you’re a dick. ’
‘ jesus, i’m sorry. ’
‘ jesus hates you. ’
‘ i’m sorry, it was selfish of me. ’
‘ i’m way worse than you. ’
‘ please, give me one more chance. ’
‘ i can’t believe jesus called me a dick. ’
‘ wake up, buddy. ’
‘ i’m sorry, you guys, i had a little meltdown last night, but i’m not leaving. ’
‘ you left me ! remember ? ’
‘ give him a break ! if it’s working better this way . . . ‘
‘ people should be free to do what they want. ’
‘ it’s okay you guys, i have everything under control, i know what heavenly father wants from me now ! ’
‘ ever since i was a child, i’ve tried to be the best. so what happened ? ’
‘ my family and friends all said i was blessed. so what happened ? ’
‘ i allowed my faith to be shaken. oh, what’s the matter with me ? ’
‘ i’ve always longed to help the needed, to do the things i’ve never dared. ’
‘ this was the time for me to step up, so then why was i so scared ? ’
‘ a warlord who shoots people in the face. was so scary about that ? ’
' i must trust that my lord is mightier and always has my back. '
' i can't have even one shred of doubt. '
' you cannot just believe part way, you have to believe in it all. '
' my problem was doubting the lord's will. '
' i believe that has god has a plan for all of us. '
' i believe that the current president of the church speaks directly to god. '
' i know that i must go and do the things my god commands. '
' this is the moment i was born to do. '
' i feel so incredible to be sharing my faith with you. '
‘ hey, wait a minute, god has spoken to me, sir. ’
‘ by the power of god almighty, touch me not ! ’
‘ there are more of you than there are of them, you gotta stand up for yourselves, christ said ! ’
‘ i love all these mormon stories. they are so fucking weird. ’
‘ i just want to say we are really happy heavenly father brought you here. ’
‘ i’ve never seen the people here so happy. you are amazing. ’
‘ you’re a great man. ’
‘ well, y’know, to be honest, i’ve never really done it before. ’
‘ do you know how to baptize someone into the church ? ’
‘ i swear to dedicate my life to the church. ’
‘ i’m about to do it for the first time. and i’m gonna do it with a girl. a special girl. ’
‘ i’m gonna baptize her, bathe her in god’s glory. ’
‘ i’ll make her beg for more. ’
‘ it’ll be so good, she’ll want me to baptize her, again. ’
‘ i’ve never known a boy so gentle. ’
‘ one like him is hard to find. ’
‘ i’m so happy you’re about to be my first. ’
‘ i preformed like a champ ! ’
‘ i’m wet with salvation ! ’
‘ we just went all the way ! ’
‘ praise be to god, i’ll never forget this day. ’
‘ you’ve truly honored the church with your success. ’
‘ i’m not a follower anymore. ’
‘ this is something incredible, that blows my fucking mind. ’
‘ hit me, get me another one, come on. ’
‘ well, well, well, if it isn’t super mormon. you busy spreading the word, making more brainwashed zombies ? ’
‘ of course you woke up, you drank twelve cups of coffee. ’
‘ you just get everything that you pray for. ’
‘ you’re doing all the things that i was supposed to be doing. now doesn’t that seem a little bit telling to you ? that the universe doesn’t work the way we were told ? ’
‘ when i was nine years old, my family took a trip to orlando, florida. it was the most wonderful, most magical place i’ve ever been. ’
‘ my parents told me that if i made god proud, and i did whatever the church asked, then in the latter days, i could have whatever i wanted. so i worked. and i worked. and even when i studied mormon stories and thought well that doesn’t make any sense i kept working ! because i was told that one day i would get my reward ! ’
‘ but what do i have now ? i can’t even get a ticket home. ’
‘ fine. but don’t talk to me, and don’t touch me. ’
‘ without you, i’m just a guy who will die and never go back to you. ’
' let's be really fucking polite to everyone ! '
' now comes the part of our story that gets a little bit sad. '
' we gotta stick together. '
' fuck your woman, fuck your man, it is all part of god's plan. '
' god wants us fucking. '
‘ i think they liked it ! ’
‘ i wanted to show you this. it is the entire play, posted on the mormon church’s facebook page. ’
‘ my things are packed. ’
‘ but you said we could find paradise by listening to you. ’
‘ it’s kinda like a jesus thing. ’
‘ you tell ridiculous stories to people less fortunate to make fun of them. ’
‘ you have crushed my soul. i hope you all had a good laugh. ’
‘ there is no trip to paradise. ’
‘ how could i let my hopes get so high ? ’
‘ you gave me a dream, but it was all a lie. ’
‘ i think you like to see me cry. ’
‘ i really did it this time. i mean, i’ve always been a screw up, but this ? ’
‘ that play was the most miraculous thing i’ve ever seen. ’
‘ well, sure, it was a bunch of made up stuff, but it all pointed to something bigger. ’
‘ wait. . . you’ve been trying to teach me something all along, haven’t you ? ’
‘ i was making it all about me. i was losing faith while you went out and did. . . something incredible. you did something incredible for people who had nowhere left to go. ’
‘ they were happy. and hopeful. and wearing costumes. it was almost like orlando. ’
‘ we cannot give up hope, we have to try and fix this ! ’
‘ we do not oppose you, we will do whatever you say. ’
‘ our prophet has taught us to stick together and fight oppression. ’
‘ he was. . . eaten by lions. ’
‘ there is no promise land, and there is no salvation. ’
‘ that is fucking stupid. ’
‘ you might as well put down those guns, because they will not work against the undead ! ’
‘ i’m so sorry, if you could give me a second chance, i promise— ’
‘ where do you think you’re going ? ’
‘ you know what, you guys ? fuck him ! ’
‘ we are still latter day saints. all of us. even if we change some things. or we break the rules. or we have complete doubt that god exists. ‘
‘ you wanna stay here with me ? ’
' who cares what happens when we're dead ? we shouldn't that far ahead. '
' if you just put down the gun, i'll show you--- '
' did you know that the clitoris is a holy sacred thing ? '
' the past may be in tatters, but today is all that matters. '
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ORGAZMO SENTENCE STARTERS.
' i'm not a stud ! '
' my goodness, you have such an attractive little garden here. '
' shove it so far up your righteous ass that you choke. '
' you told me you knew how to fight. '
' get back in there and look tough, you fucking pansy. '
' hey, don't worry, if you really want something to happen, then heavenly father will probably make it happen. '
' some guys from jesus are here ? '
' i gotta cut your balls off now. '
' please, i don't wanna hurt you. '
' i didn't mean to hurt these people. '
' they had it coming to them, the rotten bastards. '
' oh yeah, i dig that jesus guy. '
' he doesn't seem much like the porno type to me. '
' he's so prissy and wholesome. '
' i think that the lord understands that you need money for your family's future. '
' twenty thousand dollars would get us off to a great start. '
' jesus and i love you, (name). '
' i'm actually a normal person. '
' see, i have what's called an overactive sex drive. '
' hey, just between you and me, i don't get a whole lot of action from women. '
' don't you think heavenly father has something more important planned for your life ? '
' i don't know if i can go through with this. '
' this is supposed to be erotic. '
' how would christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth ? '
' i don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but i think unicorns are kick ass. '
' hey, you wanna get some sushi tonight ? '
' i'm a bad, bad mormon. '
' shouldn't we call the police or something ? '
' maybe it would help you to talk about it. you know, get it out. '
' you're putting me on. '
' go on, give yourself a treat. '
' sure beats jerkin' it, huh ? '
' damn, dude, that's some hot shit right there. '
' goddamn ! did your breasts get bigger ? '
' i don't like it. it doesn't have the spirit of the first one. '
' i think you've got a really nice ass. '
' those guys probably have guns. martial arts don't stop guns. '
' there's nothing sadder than a sad japanese man. '
' that guy was pointing a gun at me. he could've shot me ! '
' the lord won't be angry as long as i sleep on the couch, right ? '
' the lords kinda tricky when it comes to stuff like that. '
' you have no idea how much i've missed you, (name). almost forgotten how beautiful you are. '
' i've been pretty patient with you, but it's wearing thin. '
' now, my need to kiss your ass is over ! '
' he's a first-class asshole, that's for sure. '
' i'd kinda like to make love to you tonight. '
' you had to know that i didn't want this. '
' i thought nobody would ever know. '
' how could you have sex with all those women ? '
' is this what you think heavenly father has intended for you ? '
' all i know is that i'm finally good at something. '
' would you just stop hollerin' at me ? '
' i hope you're happy in the life you've chosen. '
' don't quote dickens in my apartment ! '
' i appreciate everything you've done for me, but i have to say no. '
' look, i might have lost the only thing that really matters to me. i'm not staying in this town another hour. '
' i don't know exactly when i lost control of my life, but i want it back. '
' i'm not a superhero, i'm a latter day saint. '
' men are equally degraded in pornographic films. '
' i do what i do and i make a lot of money, and i don't give a shit what i do to people, because they are all idiots ! '
' men like you make the lord sick. '
' if jesus christ wants to bring me down, he's gonna need a lot of help. '
' man, these european videos are kinky ! '
' don't you think you're taking this role a little bit too seriously ? '
' it looks like you're up fucked river now, eh, kiddo ? '
' did you really think you could beat me, you cocky prick ? '
' i told you not to fuck with me ! '
' he's never gonna want to have an orgasm again. '
' one more for jesus. '
' i think fire is very romantic. '
' maybe this is what heavenly father has intended for you. '
' may our decisions be rash, may we do what's right, and god bless us. '
' tell me somethin' i don't know, you cocky prick. '
#askbox#ask meme#ask sentence meme#south park rp#rp memes#book of mormon rp#rp sentence prompts#sentence starters#rp sentence meme#rp sentence starters#sentence starter memes#south park sentence starters#book of mormon sentence starters#orgazmo rp#orgazmo sentence starters#meme#roleplay meme#i got to the last like. six quotes on this and became hyper aware that ive watched this movie three times in the last four days
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Going to see a movie....plz leave asks, all I wanna do is write tonight.
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What makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just ‘cause she has big titties? Or is it the way he fights every day? No, it’s probably the titties.
NOW YOU’RE A MAN!
#lol i kind of hate this and it took me a lot of tries but hey hi it's a silly promo#that i will probably delete unless i gain some confidence#which could happen who knows#🌈🌫 self promo!#orgazmo#indie rp#trey parker#joe young
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I’m NOT a SUPERHERO! I’M A LATTER-DAY SAINT!
JOE YOUNG FROM ORGAZMO (1997) (priv. ind. 18+)
#orgazmo#joe young#indie rp#independent rp#comedy rp#or whatever#idk#please reblog help joe make friends!#🌈🌫 self promo!
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I made some icons and I’m excited bout it y’all. Like this for a random song lyric starter!!!
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RANDOM FACTS ABOUT THE MUN.
repost, not reblog! tag muns you would like to get to know better when done!
tagged by: @nctfree
name: Savannah
nickname: Sav, never Vannah
age: 23
pronouns: She/her
height: 5′6″
birthday: Oct 26
aesthetic: gold, burgundy, mountains, smoking, sweaters, inappropriate jokes, puppies
last song you listened to: Traveling In Pairs - Salt Cathedral
favourite muse(s) you’ve written: Ummm Joe Young/Orgazmo obv.
what inspired you to take on your current muse (that you are posting this on): It’s my favorite movie; he’s so wholesome (and prissy) ... Just such a sweetheart. Pure of heart, wants to do the right thing. And Trey Parker is one of my all time heroes. I’m from Colorado and in the entertainment industry, and kind of plan on following in his footsteps.
what is your favorite aspect of your current muse: His heart and his kindness.
favourite types of threads: Ones where shit gets done, things move forward. I like character development. I like for Joe to learn more about himself, for him to have to take a look at himself and his life. And fuck it, I like fluff too.
biggest struggle in regards to your current muse: Biggest struggle is most people haven’t seen Orgazmo and don’t know what it is. Lots of people RP The Book of Mormon and don’t even know they’re practically in the same universe. Like, there are literally so many parallels. I could RP with any one of y’all but most of them don’t talk to me. Which I’m not bitter about, I love my writing partners more than air - it’s just sort of like, why? LIKE HELLO Joe’s a shining Mormon missionary! Minus the porn stuff. lol
tagging: whoever wants to
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