#oreia

[plattenabendonline]

LUIZGA + iZem feat Txana Tuin Hunikuin & Oreia - TXAISMO

Joerg

[astralmight]

They get to be besties. That's why homebrewing is awesome

[shroompunk]

say my name

ID: Highly saturated drawing of a cyborg bird man and his dragonborn laid on the floor with their faces pressed together with a frantic energy like they're trying to get closer even though they're already touching.

[nerdfavelada]

[felpz-scorpions2]

Songs I really like, like really fucking like

Smokey Robinson - Ooo Baby Baby

Banes World - You Say I'm In Love

SadGirl - Little Queenie

KMFDM - Megalomaniac

SOAD - Sugar

Rammstein - Rein Raus

Sublime - Santeria

Sublime - Jailhouse

The Beatles - Drive My Car

The Beatles - Something

The Beatles - And I Love Her

Debra Laws - Very Special

Dwight Twilley - Looking for The Magic

Dwight Twilley - Release Me

The Libertines - What Katie Did

Prince - Purple Rain

Tommy James - Crimson & Chover

Edwin Dare - Oh Darling

Modern Talking - Brother Louie

Bronski Beat - Smalltown Boy

Pearl Jam - Even Flow

RATM - Bullet In The Head

Alice In Chains - Man In The Box

Queen - Cool Cat

Queen - Made In Heaven

Muqueta na oreia - Lobisomem em Lua Cheia

The Dickies - Booby Trap

Maxx - Get A Way

Aerosmith - Crazy

[outpost51]

About Fithum, Zegan, Stazor & Smith, part II: The Departments

A/N: Finally, a year an some change later, the continuance of this post. Does any of this matter outside of flavor text? Not really, but would it be one of my novels without a bunch of worldbuilding that doesn't go anywhere? Warning: spoilers for Unlikely Adventures.

Acquisitions

As we've previously covered, the Department of Acquisitions was the first in the organization, and still remains the foremost. While their primary focus is finding, cataloguing, and researching the material and immaterial scars left behind by The Deep, as well as hunting down artifacts of import to the overall cohabitation and harmonization of beings on both sides of the Veil, a lesser-known function of Acquisitions is its own department of Hunters — these individuals work hand-in-hand with Praesti and Vigilisi to stop Abominations from wreaking too much havoc on the human population and, less glamorously, document the corpses and collect samples of their remains before total ichor dissolution to better help the organization’s understanding of the creatures.

The organization maintains, at any given time, between 6-10 Hunters, depending on how reckless this batch has turned out to be. It’s a dirty job, and someone has to do it, but that also means only the most feral motherfuckers (Editor’s note: their words, not ours) are willing to do it. The current roster consists of thirteen, the highest number Acquisitions has managed to keep in centuries:

Jean-Baptiste “Jaybee” Lamoureaux of the Devil Runners, who insists his name isn’t the only mouthful he’s got;

Camden Priest, werewolf, stop pretending you threw the ball;

Newenna — provided an obscenity as their surname on their paperwork — Unseelie pixie;

Gixis “the Carver” Unshuz, mosswraith and purveyor of warcrimes;

Bijou Ravette, of vampire clan Nox, who has been kindly reminded to stop using her shadows to steal things from the editor’s pockets;

Vera, parvia thronim, her fall was as anticlimactic as every (Editor’s note: you don’t pay the editor enough to scribe that);

Esit, The Taker of Life, glacial dragon (large, ancient species, she wants emphasis on the large part) and very good at life-taking;

Duncan, a dhampire whose last name is not Donuts;

Elinana, succubus, don’t let the rockin’ knockers fool you (Editor’s note: the editor is so very stressed out, this is supposed to be educational, Exocrux);

Sobris, mediocri potestia, the offense that got him punted may have been nonviolent but boy has he gotten so good at violence since;

Cyraeneus “Cy”, epipelagic merfolk, hobbies include surfing and robbing vending machines;

Knaz Gurram, faun, probably the least feral of the bunch but that’s not a very high bar to clear; and

Hunter-probate, Dillon Monroe, probably fully human, unfortunately fits right in. Hope she has fun.

Resurrections and Immortal Affairs

Working directly beneath Mia in the Department of Resurrections and Immortal Affairs is her crack team of upper management who each handle a cohort of around ten employees but no more than twelve at any given time:

Shavris the Corpsemaker, half high Fae, currently suspended midair for making an unfortunate intern’s lunch dance on the table — her second in command, Duwith Nightshade, is filling in while she contemplates the consequences of her actions;

Wraethik Crow, Seelie highlands troll, very tired of the bridge jokes;

Nerine Hollycockle, dryad, interns are reminded not to touch the oak tree growing randomly in the building unless they have an appointment;

Dogan Deathhand, human and mad about it;

Rakai the Darkheart, also human but living his best life;

Yipris Naxxremis, We Don’t Know What He Is And At This Point We’re Too Afraid To Ask, but the treats he brings the the potluck are scrumptious;

Strogrim the Raised, raised himself, we aren’t sure how but he’s great at his job;

Derys, no last name on file, harpy and happy to be here;

Oreia Panaris, centaur, maintain a safe following distance of Out Of Kicking Range, she startles a lot easier since the microwave incident; and

The newest addition to the team, Damien Lucas, human, a little weird but he’s got the spirit.

Cross-Veil Resources and Research

The primary function of Cross-Veil Resources and Research, or CVR, is to breed a less hostile environment for both sides of the Veil and to facilitate peaceful cohabitation and integration; if you’re not starving and struggling and living in a tent you’re less likely to wreak havoc on the clueless humans, and the human governments are less likely to step in and impose sanctions that will do nothing but create unnecessary tension. CVR itself is divided into several subdepartments:

CV Relations, managed by Exocrux Nightfall, an infernal terror (dragon, medium class, ancient species) who also manages the hiring department for the firm as a whole;

Nutrition Assistance, managed by Brekhar Kane, a dhampire doing his best;

Financial Assistance, managed by Tezor Doomweaver, of vampire clan Nox and sometimes a little too good at acquisition of funding;

Housing Assistance, managed by D’Andrea Foster, a human who sometimes wonders how she ended up here but at least they get dental;

Legal, managed by Povash Mildew, Unseelie pixie who "loves this fucking job so much"; and

Research, Magdalena “Maggie” (Editor’s note: do not call her Maggie, it did not go well but she’s building the editor a new arm, here’s hoping it doesn’t have "dicks for hands" like she threatened) Lovejoy, vampire of the Midnight Descendants clan who is so wonderful and great at her job, she has so many… books, and guns, beautiful antique guns that probably don’t work and very new heavily modified guns she scrapped together at 3pm on no sleep in her office.

Security

Security consists of Tom Smith and roughly two hundred security personnel. No management. It’s just Tom. No, we don’t know how he does it either.

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[dmontanna]

@aidankeef

Desde que chegou ao acampamento, Montanna se pegava preparando poções naturais de vez em quando, utilizando o método desenvolvido por seu pai para ajudar os outros campistas com pequenos problemas. Se alguém não conseguia dormir, ele tinha uma poção para isso. Se estavam dormindo demais, ele também tinha uma solução para ajudar com a disposição. Era quase uma segunda natureza para ele, fazer uso das plantas e criar remédios naturais.

Naquela manhã, Montanna estava em sua cabana, tirando uma caixinha de vidros debaixo da mesa enquanto discutia com o esquilo que estava em sua janela. O pequeno roedor estava indignado, reclamando sobre um campista que havia pisado em sua noz favorita. Montanna tentou apaziguar o esquilo, prometendo que resolveria a situação, quando ouviu uma batida na porta.

Ele se levantou e foi atender. Ao abrir a porta, deu de cara com Aidan, que parecia ansioso. — Vambora, oreia seca, entra logo. Sua encomenda tá pronta — disse Montanna com um sorriso, convidando-o para entrar. — Fiz com barba de bode, camomila, lavanda e outras especiarias. Esse daqui deixa o próprio capeta zen...

Montanna falava enquanto olhava para os potes na mesa, tentando lembrar qual deles era o de Aidan. Ele percebeu que não havia etiquetado as poções e se deu conta de que isso podia ser um problema. Decidiu apostar que o pote em sua mão direita era o correto e o entregou a Aidan. — Uma dica: não fuça, nem cheira. Bebe de um gole só que, em questão de quinze minutos, cê vai tá com o irmão Bob Marley — Montanna riu, referindo-se ao efeito relaxante que a poção deveria proporcionar.

[presidentofbirds]

Jovena Oreia is a powerful ghost possessing the wreck of an artifact ship seeking revenge against the living. She's a pretty classic ghost-ship story. I do we the book give us a little bit more about her personal story, but suspect it's left intentionally open so the Storyteller can more easily fit her into their game.

[matuto-sonhador]

Menina, preste atenção Que eu vou dar uma pedrada Quem no mundo não arrisca Não ganha nem perde nada

Menina, casa comigo Pede licença ao teu pai De vereda eu te garanto que ele diz Menina, vai!

Menina, casa comigo Que trabalhador eu sou Com sol eu não vou no campo Com chuva também não vou

Menina, casa comigo E tu tem a vida arrumada Eu devo pra todo mundo E pra mim ninguém deve nada

Menina, casa comigo Que eu não te engano jamais Dançador e guitarreiro Borracho cada vez mais!

Menina, casa comigo Tu não vai te arrepender Apanha quando merece e Às vezes, sem merecer Um dia tu passa fome E quatro ou cinco sem comê

Menina, casa comigo Que eu sou bem bom de trabaio Já criei calo nos dedos De tanto "jogá" baralho

Menina, casa comigo Que eu já tenho três oveia Uma manca… Outra renga E uma troncha das oreia!

Menina, casa comigo Que tu não vai passar fome De dia, tu come a cobra De noite, a cobra te come

[hairyswingingballs]

Skibidi toilet or oreia seca?

skibidi toilet

[pr1ncessz]

eu sou muito besta

666

um tapa na oreIA

[shroompunk]

when the party's over but you're already home.

(for 2024, i'm now smart enough to finally attach image descriptions to the images themselves, in case you're wondering where they went!)

ID: Digital illustration of a pair of anthro men in the aftermath of a new year's eve party. A red dragon man is laying on the floor, half-undressed and leaning back against his boyfriend, a cyborg bird man wearing a blanket toga and a tinsel headband like a laurel wreath. There's confetti, balloons, and alcohol all over the floor, and the tinsel backdrop taped to the wall behind them is starting to fall down.

[humoricando]

Pé de oreia #humor

[geekpopnews]

DBE sediará final do “X1 do GB” de El Hero

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