#ordem paranormal desconjuração spoilers

[louissatturi]

TRANSLATING KAISER'S PHOTOS TO ENGLISH JUST BECAUSE

!ORDEM PARANORMAL DESCONJURAÇÃO SPOILER!

"Me and Bruno my best friend. He is light"

"This girl seems nice, she is always talking about exploding stuff, i'm a little sacared, but i think it must be BADASS to explode something... she speaks english from time to time, it would be nice to have her to help with non-translated RPGS, im stuck for days in a Força G Adventures quest... do they notice that im taking pictures hidden? '-' "

"This guy is kinda crazy, his eyes change colors sometimes, i got to notice it when he talked to other people... it seems that people like him. I like his flower shirt that he wears, i would even wear it. But i think people would find weird since im always in black"

"This girl has a really fucking good bird, i think its a parakeet (Arthur thinks its a vulture) she has a weird smell, maybe because of it, i heard that she is a florist, i wonder if she could tech me how to take care of some plants? It would be good to have a house full of flowers instead of skulls everywhere!☠️ not that i dont like them, Ivete has a good taste, is just that ... i like flowers, i miss them"

"Those two fight sometimes. What’s worst? I understand both sides. I don’t think Luciano is a bad person for wanting to protect how he loves and i dont think erin is a bad person for wanting to something to help. Its weird idetifying with the two. If i could i would do everything alone, i would. But a big part of my journey was only possible because i had them by my side. We cant always do everything alone! :)"

"Joui has always been kinda weird, like, how could someone not know força G???? Like???? He is weirder then usual this days, evertime like this, worried, i think he is hidding something (really was) but i know if he is hidding something, its for everybodys well being, i just hope he dosent get hurt. Belive it that there is a plant in this house? Looks like a relief in the middle of so much misfortune. It can be seen there in the corner"

"With this i just remembered those nights of him training,trying, to play the guitar with just one arm. I was dificult for him. He felt a lot of pain in his fingers. That was a day that he got stressed and he thought he could never do this, i said some stuff to him that in my head ware obvious. The other day he gave me a hug and keept training. He is really badass playing after working so hard, im so proud of you, bro!"

"Did i managed to disguise it? Bro, heros dont cry (at least not in public) do i have to feel shame for crying? I don’t think so, i feel closer to who cries next to me. Why am i ashamed of crying??? Everbory in the ordem liked tristan very much. When i die, i wish to die surronded by people too..."

[feminetomboy]

Matador.

Or, alternatively: The cool Joui poster I've been thinking about for weeks and ended up drawing in two days. I love this little guy so much it's unreal. SO this is my tribute to his character.

Timelapse and close-up under cut.

<3

[abunchofnumbers05]

Either we ship Makima with the Winged Lion so she can fufil her furry dream or we ship her with Kenjaku and they get to have a Brazilian for a son

[susie-dreemurr]

A Erin foi baseada no arquétipo de “mulher caótica obcecada por bombas” e tal, mas ela sempre foi muito mais que isso. Esse esteriótipo estava mais pra uma casca comparado a mulher que ela era.

Erin era uma mulher gentil que faria de tudo pelos amigos e inclusive quase nem usava suas bombas porque ela tinha medo de acertar seus aliados. Ela tentava ser gentil com os problemas pessoais dos amigos, respeitava e lutava pra preservar a vida dos outros (o que não é comum nesse arquétipo) e ficava toda fofinha, sem jeito, quando falava com o crush.

Sua personalidade “caótica,” mais pra travessa, ficou só mais no começo, pois ela passou por tanto trauma que sua alma ficou notavelmente mais fraca e triste a cada sessão. A alegria da Erin foi diminuindo mais e mais a cada pessoa que ela perdeu… E eu lembro de querer muito vê-la com aquela personalidade inicial de novo não só porque era divertida, mas também porque significaria que a sanidade dela estaria voltando.

Ela estaria se curando de seu trauma e ficando melhor, voltando a brincar e ser feliz, né? Mas… não foi isso que aconteceu.

Ela enlouqueceu e realmente vai virar o arquétipo de “mulher caótica obcecada por bombas” só que sem as qualidades mais sensatas dela, e sem prezar pela vida. Ela realmente ficará caótica e não só travessa, e isso é tratado como a derrota devastadora que é.

Ela realmente virou uma casca do seu antigo eu.

[competicao-de-aop]

Round 1; Kaiser Vs Gal

Propaganda:

Kaiser:

– sou lésbica mas sei apreciar um bom homem

– meu parça o mano exala sensualidade fumante gostoso moreno MINEIRO (minas melhor estado pprt) nerdola cabeludo (a cicatriz fudida deu mais charme ainda) faria o maior sucesso no tumblr. trans coded (pra mim) mandando a imagem deles desmaiado pq eh mto engraçado pra mim. paz entre nós ✌️

Gal:

– tem cara de personagem de donghua onde eles ficam queerbaiting por 12 temporadas antes de morrer

– vilão slay c backstory fudido, trauma religioso e uma irmã perdida. e ele é emo. como se n bastasse BISEXUAIS AMAM HOMENS DE CABELO COMPRIDO MAIS Q QLQR COISA. ELE TB USA BATOM PRETO COMO Q O GAL N GANHOU O ULTIMO TORNEIO. E TATUAGENS. E UNHA PINTADA. EU TO HIPERVENTILANDO.

Translation:

Kaiser:

– I'm a lesbian but I know how to appreciate a good man

– bro my brother exudes sensuality, smoker hot brunette FROM MINAS GERAIS (minas gerais the best state tbh) nerd with big hair (the fucked up scar gave even more charm) would be a huge hit on tumblr. trans coded (for me) sending an image of him passed out because it's really funny to me. peace ✌️

Gal:

– he looks like a donghua character where they queerbait for 12 seasons before dying

– slay villain w fucked up backstory, religious trauma and a lost sister. and he is emo. as if it wasn't enough BISEXUALS LOVE MEN WITH LONG HAIR MORE THAN ANYTHING. HE ALSO WEARS BLACK LIPSTICK HOW DIDN'T GAL WIN THE LAST TOURNAMENT. AND TATTOOS. AND PAINTED NAILS. I'M HYPERVENTILATING.

Translator note: minas gerais is a Brazilian state!

[lottaca]

Sem pensamentos. Apenas Kaiser.

A última que eu fiz, em 2021. Eu ainda amo essa e eu ainda amo o Kaiser. Não eu não irei superar. Eu ainda espero o dia que ele aparecerá de Tenebris. Eu continuarei me iludindo até o mestre falar que não. Eu continuarei me iludindo até depois do mestre falar que não.

Ilusão à parte, essa tinha o objetivo de brincar com umas cores vibrantes como luz e eu até hoje eu gosto do resultado, o que é extremamente raro.

bisexual lighting tehehe

[gingersp1ce547]

So uhhh… he was not joking when he said this was gonna be a horror season. Getting the rug completely pulled out from under me by expecting kaiser to have a soft moment with his memories and photos only to have that shit was crazy

[fireheartwraith]

Eu SABIA QUE ESSE FILHO DA PUTA ESSE ESCROTO TAVA ARMANDO ALGUMA COISA O JOUI TAVA ESTRANHO DEMAIS MANO

Aí eu pensei "nossa, ele tá agindo como se ele tivesse se despedindo de todo mundo, com tendências levemente suicidas mas sem nem ligar, como se ele soubesse que ele não vai morrer agora... hm. E por falar nisso, oq aconteceu com aquele plot da invasão doida lá do povo mascarado? Haha, certeza que não tem nada a ver" mas só até ele mandar ir pro cemitério PQ AI EU LEMBREI QUE ESSE PUTO NÃO TAVA NA SALA DO SÍMBOLO MAS QUE ELE NÃO TINHA CONTADO OQ TINHA ACONTECIDO COM ELE AQUELE DIA

VAI TOMAR NO CU

TO CHORANDO MUITO

E nem pro meu ship ir de destiel, se chamaram de irmãos na minha frente

LUBA VC ME PAGA

[v-anrouge]

vou me m

Sobre aquela cena de desconjuração:")

[idontknowanametouse]

Showing the gringos (people that aren't from Brazil) my Ordem Paranormal ships because I don't wanna suffer alone, I need to drag all gringos with me

Which would you like me to rant more about without knowing anything about the characters? (I'll make a rant about all btw don't worry) Images of the ships under the cut

CAN'T INCLUDE ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAA sad but I'll keep the ones with all the parts involved being players' characters. (also sorry Johnny I love you and I know you are a player but you appeared like once)

Careful with long post and spoilers. All image descriptions are in ALT

Danthur (Dante x Arthur Cervero) (seasons: Desconjuração and Calamidade) Status: both alive

(art by neldicine on twitter)

Lizago (Elizabeth Webber x Thiago Fritz) (seasons: Iniciação, O Segredo Na Floresta and Desconjuração) Status: both dead

(art by htxmellado on twitter)

Barbelie (Bárbara Lima x Amelie Florence) (season: O Segredo Na Ilha) Status: one dead

(art by lisplace_ on twitter)

Xandazo (Xande x Dara x Guizo) (season: Sinais do Outro Lado) Status: two dead

(art by zz.starfish.zz on instagram)

Edugatha and the other two (Eduarda Flom x Agatha Volkomenn x Cassiano Menta x Hugo Longo) (season: Calamidade) Status: all alive

(art by _Dummy_69 on twitter)

Dalex (Daniel Hartmann x Alexsander Kothé) (season: Iniciação) Status: both dead

(art by giulliayuki on instagram)

Joesar (Joui Jouki x Kaiser Oliveira Cohen) (seasons: O Segredo na Floresta and Desconjuração) Status: both dead

(art by os0rv3t3 on twitter)

No ship name cuz they rareship (Carina Leone x Artemis Deordelin Rodrigues) Status: one dead

(art by _.mariaa.luizaa on twitter)

Joerin (Joui Jouki x Erin Parker) (season: Desconjuração) Status: both dead

(art by apenas_a_tay on twitter)

Bearin (Beatrice Portinari x Erin Parker) (season: Desconjuração) Status: both dead

(art by marsealnz on twitter)

Tristrice (Tristan Monteiro x Beatrice Portinari) (season: Desconjuração) Status: both dead

(art by RendowMetw on twitter)

Lucifer (Luciano Carvalho x Fernando Carvalho) (season: Desconjuração) Status: both dead

(art by Mon_moonfae on twitter)

Rubenny (Rubens Naluti x Johnny Tabasco) (seasons: Desconjuração and Calamidade) Status: both alive

(art by amoraartsy on instagram)

Balete (Balu x Ivete Beicur) (season: Calamidade) Status: both alive

(art by: chuwanta on twitter)

Milovier (Milo Castello x Olivier Florence) (season: O Segredo Na Ilha) Status: one dead

(art by levifav on twitter)

Chicolirio (Chico x Lírio) (season: Sinais Do Outro Lado) Status: both alive

(art by saturn/willow🌸)

Didn't find a ship name for them (Wanderley Nascimento de Jesus Maria x Cavalcante Bueno) (season: O Segredo Na Ilha) Status: both dead

(art by N14RL4tH0T3p on twitter)

Moralisto (Morato Vertaler x Calisto Besatt) (season: Sinais Do Outro Lado) Status: both dead

(art by 1999yuung on twitter)

[becauseplot]

Some Joui Jouki art I drew! Spoilers up through Ordem Paranormal: Desconjuração Episode 8 <3

It’s all the same; shame shame shame!

As you can see, I have been thinking about Joui and his sword a normal amount. (I have written paragraphs on the matter. None are intelligible but if forced I could probably try to pull together some thoughts aside from RHRHHRGRGAGRHHAGGRHAHGRGRHAGGAAGGRH JOUIIIII!!!!!!!! you know?)

Shout out to @/rabbit-harpist for showing me this song and saying “okay this but Joui” and exploding my mind. The brain animatic goes hard, sucks I don’t draw nearly enough for that lmfao. Consider this me making the brain animatic pay rent for living up in my head for so long.

I’m currently half way through OPD’s finale and will hopefully be watching the rest sometime today!! Very excited very scared I love my little guys I wish them the best of luck in spite of everything o7

[pixiecaps]

reminder filter #doplivevodding for ordem paranormal desconjuração posts if u wanna completely avoid spoilers. im on epi 6 now so 👍

[feminetomboy]

Hi here's like 20 random Ordem Paranormal sketches I made

It's actually just 9 and most of them are Joui. Because I think he's the most neat <3 Thanks for coming to my TED Talk <3

[louissatturi]

Im seeing some people being kinda mean about foolish rp and acting like he wont be able to do "good rp" because he is too "silly"

While i cant say much about his rp, i dont watch him, he can do more dramatic and intense rp just look at the tazercraft prank and forever hitting leo and while i did't watched DSMP from what i heard of his lore on that im sure he did Oscar worthy perfomaces

ORDEM PARANORMAL IS SILLY

Sure its on the horro-gore-mistery-thriller genre it is SILLY and GOOFY and the character are most of the time IDIOTS

Ordem paranormal has FELPS and BEAMON on its rooster of cast menbers for god's sake

The cast of o segredo na ilha prioor the start of the last episode they ware chanting TPK TPK (total party kill) and then the chanting chaged because of bea to PEPEKA PEPEKA (a slang term for PUSSY)

Now its now SPOILER territory from now own since i will speak in rp stuff

- Fist season Thiago Fritz has a expirence where he has to flirt with a married woman to get information

- The whole sematary episode from o segredo na floresta where we have joui jouki gave a sleeper hold in a poor old woman, liz doing a exorcism and César drinking gasoline

- Thiago Fritz gets "NAKED" in O segredo na floresta

- Desconjuração where the players spend 1/2 hours trying to resolve a library puzzle and when joui tried to kick the door to free them luba, his player said "eu continuo chupando" insted of chutando (sucking instead of kicking) and rankin, dante's player said "wait there wait there, we have to block the fanart tag for one day!"

- ANFITRIÃO (the host) EXISTS FOR GOD'S SAKE

- o segredo na ilha where amelie, beamons character entered in a fight with Pedrinho she just said keeped calling him POOR

- Sinais do outro lado LITERALLY has a FUCKING room full of paranormal cratures that is a fucking THE OFFICE REFERENCE

- sinais do outro lado characters SMOKE WEED CANONICLY and canonicly they fucking HIDED WEED FROM THE POLICE

- this same cast spended 10/20 minutes discussing what to do with the body of a dead COW

- lírio getting sad that his "friend" chico was hanging out with another guy said with this words that i will translate to you "seeing chiquinho hanging out with somebody taller and bigger then me makes me sad"

- cellbit made agatha nickname the MAIN ANTAGONIST OF ORDEM PARANORMAL, broxa aka ERECTAL DISFUCTION GUY

Any way what i want to say is foolish will be a great fit for ordem because besides him being really into the project he is silly and ordem is silly and if cellbit wants him to scar him to live he will

Come down and enjoy the show that will be SATURDAY 18/6PM BRAZILIAN TIME!

[susie-dreemurr]

O melhor é que o Ljoga nem sabia, mas um montão de fala dele como Luciano pode ser usado como foreshadowing

[competicao-de-aop]

Round 1; Jeffrey Bacon Vs Erin Parker

Propaganda

Jeffrey:

He has a minimum of 3 boyfriends

Erin:

ela é tão injustiçada. a vó dela coringou. ela coringou. ela faz bomba bonitinha. ela é mó bonita. ela conseguiu ter uma conversa fofinha com o gal no meio da putaria toda que tava rolando. ela cantou pro tristan. ela é minha preferida de desconjuração e isso diz tanto. i am her confidant her silly rabbit

Tradução/Translation

Jeffrey:

Ele tem no mínimo 3 namorados

Erin:

she is so wronged. her grandmother went crazy. she went crazy. she makes a cute bombs. she is soo pretty. she managed to have a cute conversation with gal in the middle of all the bullshit that was going on. she sang to tristan. she is my favorite on desconjuração and that says so much. i am her confidant her silly rabbit