#oracle watches summerslam 2014

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Me watching the 2014 SummerSlam kickoff show match between RVD and Cesaro/Claudio: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WASN'T ON THE MAIN CARD!? THAT WAS SO COOL TO WATCH!

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And I'm kinda not interested in watching the main event tbh because I know how it ends (think the cover of my DVD even spoils it) and I'm not interested in watching a Brock match of my own volition ew sorry Cena you know I love you.

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Sign in the crowd: I can't wait for Roman's Reign as champion.

Me: Oh honey you have no idea what's going down for the next decade...

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RANDY'S POWER SLAM SPEAR COUNTER WAS SO FAST AND CLEAN HOLY CRAP

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Ah, Roman before the backlash hit...honey I'm so sorry about when that happens.

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🎶I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD! THEY COUNCIL ME! THEY UNDERSTAND! THEY TALK TO MEEEEEEE!🎶

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But was the Network $9.99, commentary?

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🥺 Bray get behind me darlin' they could never make me boo you... 🥺

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🥹Bray!🥹

😒...Jericho...😒

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Dean: *splashes Seth and the lumberjacks as the lumberjacks are carrying him back to the ring as a mob*

Me: babygirl you are unwell and I love you...

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Corporate Kane feels so wrong...

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Seeing the lumberjacks really drives home how surreal this period of time is to me. Ya got pre-Breeze Dango, wee baby Bo, The Ucey Boys are colorful and untraumatized, as I just learned RVD was still around and Cesaro made main roster, The OG Wyatts, some guys I don't know, the ones I do I barely recognize, TITUS!?, IS THAT KOFI AND BIG E PRE-NEW DAY!?, Golddust, and oh honey Cody's still stuck as Stardust...

And :D Hi Truth! :D

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Ah yes, the first Dean and Seth divorce.

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"The Patriot Lock"? It's a freaking basic-looking ankle lock...

Also DID RUSEV DO A JUMPING KICK I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF I JUST KNOW IT AIN'T EXACTLY A PELE!? (I haven't seen a lot of Rusev/Miro's work though tbh I don't know his usual skill set as well.)

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Oh...oh this gimmick...is a thing...

How is Cody-who calls himself the American Nightmare-somehow LESS overly patriotic with his schtick?

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Oh dang this was around when the artist formerly known as Rusev got to the main roster?

And oh boy it's a "MURICA vs the foreign heel" thing yay :/