#oracle of homelander ghjfjfnhfnh

[blindmagdalena]

oh please here be my humble offering, all knowing oracle of Homelander:

Telling Homelander “nah, you were. ever my favorite of the Seven. Too much of a goody two shoes, can do no wrong.”

he would... smile. crinkles at the corners of his flat, mirthless eyes. click his tongue as he says, "Well, no accounting for taste." but you know it would eat him ALIVE, especially if he gave even an ounce of a fuck about what this person thought. so he would prod, "Who is your favorite then, hmm? Oh! I know. I bet it's the Deep. Why don't I introduce the two of you? He has a, haha, a real way with women."

it really wouldn't matter what was said after that. homelander would just dig, dig, dig until he was able to get as under their skin as they did his. he'd throw any dirt he could in their face just to get in the last word, the last laugh, because how fucking dare anyone make him, HIM, feel anything less than?