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nil-the-glitch · 9 months ago

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and like not to be That Guy because i hate people who make trauma their entire personality too but like please tell me. please. what could possibly be more interesting about me than the various ways i should have died but lived instead. bitch i ate fucking nightshade and lived i've gone on a boat joy-ride with a group of college-aged guys when i was like 13 and just starting to ~develop~ there is so much like genuinely. there is nothing more interesting in my life than the batshit insane stuff i have been through. i look in the mirror like "holy shit you're still here??? god damn. immortal fr fr"

i feel like if i ever hopped on the hyperspecific poll bandwagon people would be googling if they could still call cps for a 25-year-old who isn't even in contact with their parents anymore

#i was an anime protag before i even knew what anime was like where else would a kid find their parents wedding cake knife and hide it under #their bed because they were scared and wanted protection from those very same parents. how meta is that shit.#it was in the backyard half rusted and my 6-yr-old self said ''ah yes. let me clean this and sharpen it while they're gone then stash it #under my mattress in case i'm about to die''#like what even. i don't think most horror movie execs would even think of that insanity #or like. having a highschool ex who once pointed a whole ass gun at you while you were dating. and then once breaking up.#stalking you in said school. to the point you go to the councilors and get their in school version of a restraining order.#or your shitbag of a father being roofied to sleep via his coffee so that the guy they let crash in your home could come into your bedroom #without being caught. and also he was old enough to have a daughter a few years older than you. who went to the SAME HIGHSCHOOL.#like Yeah Dude my life is Literally Insane i don't think my actual personality could ever top that shit genuinely it's just That Wild #anyways to anyone who read these tags uhhhh Hope Your Therapist Is Good and/or You Can Afford One #and also maybe this like. idk explained why i'm so fucking batshit insane if you were wondering that.#anyways yeah thats why i don't think anything could possibly be more interesting about me

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