#or you know alt universe where callisto doesnt kill perdicus and so xena and callisto

[raisinchallah]

whatever like three people on planet earth care about xena/callisto so i guess ill just have to keep telling myself complex stories in my head where they were like evil warlords together callisto joining xenas band to try and learn from her and plot her revenge and they have a complex toxic romance while callisto slowly turns xenas army against her as a perfect revenge and tries to kill her but xena gets away so she builds up her army with the remnants of the men she turned from xena the same army that burnt her village and says its all part of the plan and then when she sees xena again years later is even more mad and even more insane and says even weirder things to gabrielle about the fact she sees xena being a better person with a girl she sees as the person she could have become if xena didnt torch her village and it makes everything even more deliciously insane