#or they're spring-loaded for some reason and you just need to whack 'em. bare handed even.
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oh god Astarion really is literally the lockpicking lawyer in the most authentic way
#squirrel plays bg3#I've been watching one of the lockpicking guys on youtube because why not#and ive already said this but#cybersecurity and lockpicking/locksmithing are a lot alike#in that my only experience with it is watching someone really good at it do their thing#and that most definitely makes me feel very very unsafe#like. certain locks can be opened by literally whacking them together#so many can just be opened with a technique called “shove it in there and jiggle it around”#oh god i can see the obvious joke in here but I'm not gonna say it#yeah i can believe that you only need one set of thieves' tools until you fail#there are many locks for which you need. a pick. thassit.#or they're spring-loaded for some reason and you just need to whack 'em. bare handed even.#so fucked#save me thesaurus. assist me. help.#(fixed a word repetition)
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