#or the gamer autism rizz

[godofthestupid]

I'm cooking something

[butchharts]

you have serious autism rizz (im autistic too, this is a compliment). i feel like we could be really good friends. genuinely you have a great personality and all around are a very attractive person. i just want you to know that.

-🦂

*tips my fedora* why thank you 😏

on the real tho I love makin friends!! are you a gamer at all? I need more of those 🤕 but if not im sure there’s other things we can bond over x]!

[darkaviarymc]

Suave, eccentric, may-or-may-not-be-gay vampires are good and fine and whatever, but like. Where are my himbo vampires? He hunts at the gym and still helps people who are new to working out, and he feeds on the misogynistic dudebros who mock fat people.

Where are my crusty gamer girl vampires? She basically plays League by day and kills toxic gamer elitists from lan parties by night. She has an Invader Zim hoodie 4 sizes too big that she stole from her boyfriend in 2002 and hasn't washed since. It has 21 year old cheetos stains on it.

Where are my butch truck driver vampires? She doesn't feed on the "lot lizards" as one would think. She actually protects them from predatory johns and THAT'S her meal, along with the occasional bikers who drive like idiots on the highway.

Where are my vampires who are just... awkward as fuck? 200 years of undeath does not cure autism. In fact, their social awkwardness and lack of social awareness has gotten worse. The cultural changes over time, the fact that they have to isolate during the times most social activities are taking place... this person is NOT a club goer. They struggle like hell to find food because they can't get into anyone's social circles or rizz anyone up.

Where are my Karen vampires? Everyone who defies the HOA goes missing, and when that fails her? Well, some "in the know" blood banks provide blood that's close to expired to local vampires, but vamp Karen is the WORST client they have. She ordered A+ and you gave her A- and she would like to bite speek to your manager.

[keythekeythekey]

When I tell you, I think of you,

It's a lie because I am thinking of:

Oh my gosh...

A men of the year

Puts Rizz in Autism

Romantic

Gentleman

Gamer

Hell yeah 🙃💕