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favourite pictures of WOLFGANG "TAFFY" VON TRIPS
#our beloved wolfgang alexander albert eduard maximilian reichsgraf berge von trips#or simply taffy !#he will always be our taffy !!!#the more i learn about him the more i love him#he seems like a real gentleman. spoke many languages. studied agriculture. wanted to establish kart tracks around germany.#he would have won the 1961 championship...............#wolfgang von trips#1960s#classic f1#formula 1#f1
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a rabbit is a kind of mouse (source: me) therefore you are a mouse girl
mouse girls get the cheese
So what's your favorite kind of cheese?
seems like sound logic to me, this explains the Marill -> Azumarill evolution in Pokemon so I'm willing to accept that into my belief system
anyways uhhh I don't really buy cheese much because it is FAR too expensive but my parents like to buy gruyere sometimes and that's a kind of cheese i can absolutely just cut a couple slices of and eat them as-is when I'm visiting. it's good stuff. otherwise I usually like aged/sharp cheddar I guess? overall I just avoid mild or moldy or mushy cheese (except for cream cheese, which has an acceptable excuse to be soft. that stuff is decent)
#ask#anonymous#i used to live in ontario very close to the quebec border#so there were a lot of ppl who were just wild about brie and i think that stuff's nasty. like the polar opposite of what i want from cheese#why is it simultaneously squishy and rubbery and why does everyone pretend it's actually easily spreadable#horrible texture mediocre taste i simply do not get the appeal#this has been taffy's cheese review i hope you enjoyed it#i think i might be becoming gradually more lactose intolerant as time goes on so i don't eat that much cheese but i do still have opinions
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Hayun ⟡ Laffy Taffy Simply Kpop 230825 for Anon
#hayun#primrose#femaleidolsedit#femaleidol#kgoddesses#ggnet#idolady#usermarynia#ceeblr#useratz#request#primrose:hayun#song:laffy taffy#simply kpop#230825#2023#by kpopstages#by mau#gif#flashing tw
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a little creature of some sorts is being made in my activity chart today.
#you see it right#pkmn irl#// ps the silly stuff isnt entirely ooc but I am in a silly mood. Paris is simply just trying to cope#// Been put through the taffy puller recently. Poor guy. I hope he gets better (I say before making him more ill)
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Mmm, grape flavored Distortion
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#tma#the magnus archives#helen distortion#helen richardson#tma s3#the distortion#the Distortion is just different flavors of Laughy Taffy#Michael is Banana and Helen is Grape#tw bright colors#cw bright colors#bright colors cw#bright colors tw#distortion cw#distortion tw#tw distortion#cw distortion#my art#I have many thoughts about helen but I simply can't rant because my partner is not caught up#tma s3 spoilers
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"So, complete random question. Say there is this incredibly cute and charming guy with a great sense of humor and deep brown eyes, that wants to elope with Cas. And let's say this jaw dropping handsome man (who has a lot of freckles by the way and has been told it looks cute on him) is willing to forgive the fact that Cas may have murdered (and eaten??????????) him once.
What would Cas say to this hypothetical Prince Charming who can also play guitar and did I mention he purrs when you pet him."
"Still wouldn't mind trying. I mean-- playing the guitar is a quality that makes me want to expereince untold horrors just for them alone, to be honest. Hypothetically, of course."
#neverendingparable#if you notice the quality of this art no you dont <333#HE WOULDNT LET ME NOT DRAW HIM.#you also have to put up with a more pw-era cas simply bc that is the state in which he occupies my mind rn!#sozzles. hes a bit of a bitch.#I KEEP LOOKING AT HIS DIALOGUE AND BEING LIKE. ah. mhm see heres usage of 'whatever'. fascianting. incorporation of hand gesures- yesssss#pulling him apart like taffy. if u even care.#anyway point is bradley as always you have my apologies#for making you put up with him#castielposting#tobyart
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if you don’t like strawberries but love strawberry flavored things you a BITCH
#vice versa w bananas#your simply weak if you can eat bananas but turn up your nose at banana laffy taffy
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really fun duo you have there. mind if i add arbitrary roles to their relationship dynamic so i can write one of them as an overprotective caretaker and the other as a naive helpless baby?
#ok but so real#JaySMP is underrated#people of tumblr please look at Jay's life's work(life's work/hsrs this man is so dedicated)#and it happens so often with Toao and i's characters too hsjsn#JaySMP Gravediggers(aka Italic and Arctic) are no exception#i also think it could fit Watermelon Taffy Duo too#theres two sorts of trauma between WatermelonTaffy the type that negates emotions to avoid trauma and the type that erases and remakes it#into something easier to digest#these two are walking timebombs of angst/trauma#Im so excited to play with them more#also ill always be an italic apologist#italic is simply little guy#*hold him gently*#toao wants to blend him into a pulp :(((#so with gravediggers they swap roles depending on situation but its mainly Toao being terribly anxious about everyone and everything#and arctic's pea sized brain wants to think everyone is nice#“things are diffrent here” and so he believes the best in everyone which can lead to his own downfall if the wrong person finds him
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I can never tell which platform I have more visibility on, but I have rambling power here so I’ll put my rant here.
tl;dr I’m trying to open commissions so I can buy glasses & get my hair dyed but can’t decide what to offer/how to best advertise myself.
My first thought was a Barbie themed YCH but that was on like, Wendsday & the hype is likely to be gone by the time I get everything set up. On the other hand, cute little chibis in doll packaging is just universally appealing so I could do bases for a variety of doll brands like Monster High or Rainbow High as well. It’s not a bad idea (I think) since I like drawing packaging & could recycle the doll bases across the packaging options but I’m not sure I could pull in enough customers to justify the effort; There’s a minimum amount of commissions you need to sell before creating a base becomes worth the effort.
Second thought was OC design update commissions, which is something I’ve wanted to try for awhile. I love doing it for my own characters, and think it’d be fun to do for others. Really tough to make an info graphic for that & tough to break it down into price categories.
Last thought is just the standard custom commissions but more catered to what I find easier to draw i.e. pretty much anything but human/humanoid anime characters. So mushrooms, objects from games, graphical elements, character symbols, that sort of thing. Even like, Object Head or Cookie Run or what Art Fight refers to as “simple shaped” characters would be good; Sanrio type little guys. Just any characters that don’t require me drawing a human/anthro head shape. =.= Really REALLY hard to quantify & describe that though. :/
My current approach is just to sort my references into categories, slap a price on the category, and just label it “Stuff Like That: 25$” or whatever. (Don’t get me started on pricing.) I just want my first glasses to be cute & useful but I don’t want to have to draw character* commissions to get there. I also totally want to splurge and get multiple glasses frames since they’re relatively cheap (>30$ each with default Rx lenses).
*Disclaimer: YCH get a pass because I only have to draw the head right ONCE.
#taffy rambles#a lot#I think I'll try to make an infographic for each on Canva at the least#putting your ideas down visually (like a thumbnail) is always a good start#to making dreams not simply be meme.#I should be posting a certain Art Fight Attack that illustrates what I mean by doll packaging YCH though.
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Description: Kaji would never eat another lollipop again if he could have his mouth on you at all times. Basically just oral with Kaji Ren.
Featuring: Ren Kaji x Reader
Word Count: 1.1k
Tags: smut, afab!reader, reader has a vagina, tried to make this one as gender neutral as possible, oral fixation, cunnilingus, face sitting, dirty talk, Kaji being a menace, written with a curvy reader in mind (but no indication of size)
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a/n: This honestly was supposed to be one part of a headcannon fic but then I got carried away writing this. So enjoy some Kaji lickin’ ya like a lollipop lmao.
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Kaji tries so hard to regulate his emotions. From his lollipops to keep his sharp tongue on lock, and the music he uses to drown out the world to keep his temper under control. He hated the way his rage over took him, made him feel like a wild animal, incapable of controlling his actions or avoiding hurting people.
But you had become an outlet for him. In most cases it was the way you were able to calm him with just your mere presence. The feeling of your nails scraping his scalp as you carded your fingers through his hair. The way the soft tone of your voice was able to snuff out his raging anger better than any melody. He’d always have his mouth busying itself with you. Whether it was the both of you cuddled up on the couch his mouth absent mindedly trailing kisses along your shoulders up to your neck. The way your lips pressed against his in sweet kisses that put his mind at ease.
However, there were times, times where you offered a different outlet for his raging emotions. Kaji could get lost in your body, the way it made him feel, the way he would drown himself in the feeling of you. His lollipops long forgotten, the taffy paling in comparison of the sweetness of your cunt’s juices that coated his tongue, always eating your cunt like a man starved. He dives down, burying this face into your folds. His nose bumps your clit as his tongue invades your entrance, curling inside you. He collects your juices on the wet muscle, withdrawing from inside you he pushes himself up. Tongue lolling out of his mouth, allowing your juices, mixed with his own saliva, to drip down on your neglected clit.
He watches, enraptured, as the mix of your juices and his saliva drip down, coating your cunt in the both of you. He ducks down once more, licking a fat stripe up your cunt. Collecting your wetness on his tastebuds. “C’mere baby” He groans, his large calloused fingers entangling your waist. Using his strength, he easily maneuvers you both, now laying flat on his back with you straddling his waist. His eyes bore into yours as you look down at him. “I want you to sit on my face, sugar.”
Being a grade captain and constantly reeling in his emotions, being careful with every choice he makes is exhausting. Sometimes relinquishing his power to you is the best form of soothing, he trusts you fully and wants you to have your way with him. Just letting him encapsulate himself in the moment with you, just focusing on you both. As if the world outside and the one in his mind doesn’t exist, here its just you and him and the way you make each other feel.
Your cheeks flush a bright pink at his request, one said so simply it was as if he was asking you to pass him something. “But Ren.. What if I…” Your words are cut off, a heated kiss placed against your lips. He pulls away after a moment, breaths panting against your lips. “But nothing angel, sit on my face and let me eat your pretty pussy like its one of my lollipops” His words send a shock to your core, cheeks flushing a deeper red at the filthy words that leave his mouth, but also extinguishing any further arguments you had for him.
Shakily, you crawl up on the bed, throwing one leg over his face to sandwich his cheeks. You hover your cunt over his face, lifting the material of his oversized t-shirt to expose yourself to him. You exhale a breath, preparing to lower yourself onto his face. Before you can, however, his large hands grip your hips pulling you down to be flush to his waiting mouth.
A shocked gasp leaves your lips, and Kaji takes this opportunity to nuzzle his face in between your folds once more, tongue swiping out of his mouth to glide against your clit. “Oh, Ren, baby, fuuuck~ ” You moan, throwing your head back, losing yourself in the pleasure he’s providing. Your earlier worry and fear being tossed out the window as you grind your hips against his face.
Kaji lets one hand leave your hips, moving to grip the plush fat of your ass. He releases the soft flesh only to give your ass a harsh smack, the sound echoing throughout the room. He soothes the area, tongue never stopping its ministrations against your sensitive nub. Kaji devours you like a man starved, if you didn’t feel his shallow breaths against you, you would wonder if he was even breathing. He pulls away, hot breaths fanning against your clit. “That’s it angel, that’s my baby, go ahead and ride my face sugar.”
You don’t need to be told twice, sinking down until his nose bumps your clit, hips grinding down on his face. Kaji lolls his tongue out of his mouth to lick at your clit, breaking only to playfully nip it from underneath you. He grins against your cunt when you heed his words any hesitancy from earlier long gone. Your hips pick up speed, practically riding his tongue. He flattens the muscle, letting you do just that. The words that tumble out of your mouth are nothing more than incoherent calls of his name mixed with pleas and curses. Kaji feels your thighs spasm, both hands now gripping your ass, to pull your cunt further onto his face.
Your hips bucking against his tongue, as you cry out a mix of curses and his name. You can feel the coil inside you about to break. “Ren, Ren, please…fuck!” He mumbles something that sounds like approval against your heat, and that’s all it takes for the dam to break. You release with a scream, thighs trapping his head between your legs, only releasing once you’ve come done from your high.
With the last bit of energy you can muster, you remove yourself from on top of him settling into his chest, nose nuzzling into the crook of his neck. His arms wrap around you, pulling you close, lips pressing against your forehead in a gentle kiss. “So proud of you baby, did so good for me, I love you so much.” He says softly meaning every word. When your breathing had evened out, your joint actions from earlier lulling you to sleep, Kaji thinks about how no song would ever compare to the sound of your contented breaths as you sleep, tucked safely in his embrace.
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Thought Kaji deserved some attention since he wasn’t in the last one. I’m thinking of writing for the loml Tsubaki next~ Hope you enjoyed, see you in the next one!
#windbreaker x reader#windbreaker smut#kaji ren x reader#ren kaji smut#ren kaji x reader#windbreaker x you#windbreaker (satoru nii)#wind breaker#ren kaji#windbreaker anime#sam writes
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God Eddie, You're So In Love With Me.
Genre: Eddie Munson x Henderson!reader, fem!reader, angst/fluff, hurt/eventual comfort, friends to lovers
Summary: Being in Hellfire, you’ve been exposed to your fair share of bullying. One day, Jason takes it a step too far.
Word count: 1.9k
Warnings: bullying, anaphylaxis, poisoning, no physical descriptions of Y/N so you don’t have to look like Dustin, reader wears makeup, reader uses she/her, reader has a peanut allergy, reader is called princess, swearing
Author’s note: I got this idea from an episode of Freaks and Geeks (which is an awesome show I totally recommend). Peanut allergies weren’t so common in the 80s so that’s why Jason is so ignorant and dismissive about it.
Sorry I haven’t written in a while, I was hibernating.
Enjoy!
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Eddie proudly sauntered into first period with his head held high and a smirk on his lips. His mouth was watering in anticipation. He plopped himself down in the seat next to yours, wide eyes and a wicked grin plastered on his face, an eager hand open towards you.
“Wow Eddie. It’s 7:29, you got here with a minute to spare,” you said as you leaned over to grab the bite size Laffy Taffy from your backpack to place in Eddie’s hand. “I think this candy reward system is really working.”
“Of course it worked, it was your idea after all. But today’s a special day, I was definitely not going to not be here,” Eddie said with too much energy for this early in the morning. He stuffed the yellow taffy into his mouth and chewed it like a happy 5 year old, wiggling in his seat with excitement.
“Are you talking about the photo?”
“Yeah! Hellfire finally gets a spot in the yearbook. We shall finally leave our mark on this cesspool we call a school,” Eddie said through the glob of candy in his mouth. He swallowed the treat harshly as he got a good look at you, “you look great by the way.”
“Yeah?” you said shyly, feeling the heat rise in your cheeks. You started fiddling with the hem of your Hellfire shirt, “I thought I’d go with a bit more eyeliner today.”
“Yeah, you did a great job princess.” With the excuse of admiring your eyeliner, Eddie was able to take a moment to study your features. Your gaze stayed on your hands, picking at a loose thread.
“God, Eddie. You’re so in love with me,” you said with a teasing smile.
Eddie barked out a laugh, dimples on full display as he tried not to let your words affect him too seriously.
“Great, the flirting freaks are back at it again.” Jason remarked from a few rows behind you. Both of you turned around in time to see Andy dramatically fake gagging.
Before you could hurl an insult back at them, Eddie took notice of what Jason was snacking on.
“Hey asshole, you can’t eat peanuts in class.”
“Yeah? And who’s gonna stop me, Munson? You?” Jason said through a full mouth, spitting out chunks as he laughed obnoxiously with Andy.
You simply rolled your eyes at Jason, annoyed with the jocks and their willingness to tease and fight so early in the morning.
Eddie’s grip tightened on the back of his chair. His white knuckles caught your eye and you reached out to sooth him, hoping he wouldn’t start a fight he couldn’t finish. The second your hand landed on his, the tension in his shoulders deflated and the fire in his eyes was snuffed out as he sent you a reassuring smile.
Jason waved around his ziplock tauntingly, “Seriously freak, let’s see if you can actually take these from-”
“I’ll take those,” Mrs. O’Donnell said as she walked in behind Jason and snatched the bag. “Mr. Carver, you know you’re not allowed food in my class, let alone peanuts.”
“But coach said we have to protein-load before the game tonight,” Jason wined.
“Too bad. Some allergies can be very serious,” You shrunk in your seat as the other students turned to stare at you, knowing you were the one she was referring to. “You can get these back after class,” Mrs. O’Donnell said as she rounded the corner of her desk to address her students. “Now, everyone, please open your textbooks to chapter six.”
You, being the diligent student you were, immediately followed orders. Eddie on the other hand didn’t even remember to bring his book bag to school, but at least he got his candy.
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“I’m serious guys, I might have a crush on Mrs. O’Donnell now,” Eddie said to his bandmates as they sat in their unofficial assigned seats in the cafeteria.
“Just because an older female authority figure agreed with you and shut down Carver, doesn’t mean you should crush on your teacher dude,” Gareth said, shaking his head at the absurdity of it all.
“Besides, you already have a crush,” Jeff added with a teasing smile, the metal on his teeth catching the fluorescent lights.
“Are you guys talking about my sister?” Dustin said while throwing his lunch tray on the table, taking a seat next to Eddie. The rest of his sheep following close behind.
“No-”
“Yes,” all three of the older Hellfire members said in unison.
Eddie shot them a look that would’ve shut them up if the metalhead’s pale cheeks weren’t tinted pink.
“Gross,” Dustin added.
Mike’s brows did their signature furrow under his dark bangs, “I don’t get it, why doesn’t he just ask her out?” he said, purposefully ignoring Eddie’s presence at the table.
“GROSS,” Dustin repeated, hoping the subject would change.
Eddie was right there with him, picking up a pretzel and hurling it at Mike’s head, “I’d rather not share the complexities of the friendship-to-relationship pipeline with a baby freshman. And I. Don’t. Like. Her.” He growled, punctuating each word with a pretzel.
The metalhead’s angry scowl melted off his face at the sound of your laugh echoing through the high ceilings of the cafeteria. You were standing near the entrance with your Wonder Woman lunchbox in tow, tilting your head back as you chuckled at something Robin Buckley told you.
That was until Jason and his entourage of goons followed him in.
He had that damn bag of peanuts in his hand, swinging it around mockingly. Eddie watched as you became tense, eyes wide and glossy. You are practically hiding behind a fuming Robin.
Before the blonde could hurl her trumpet case at the jocks, Eddie stepped up behind you both, placing a ring clad hand gently on the small of your back to let you know he was there.
With his hand grounding you, you finally found your voice, “seriously Jason, if I come into contact with a peanut I could die.”
“Oh come on,” Jason said through a chuckle, “you’re that much of a freak that a little peanut is enough to kill you? I think you might be overreacting just a little.”
“Actually,” Dustin said as he came over to stand next to Eddie, “Anaphylaxis is incredibly dangerous. Allergic reactions to the proteins found in peanuts are cause by immunoglobulin E antibodies and can trigger severe inflammation and-”
“Dude, even her brother is a fucking dork,” Andy spat.
“Hey, don't talk to him like that,” Eddie said, stepping forward. You have always admired his fierce determination when defending your brother and the other freshmen. It’s part of what drew you to him in the first place. But this time there was no snarky comeback to Jason’s bullying. The severity of the situation on top of the jocks’ disregard for your safety was just pissing him off, making him uncharacteristically no-nonsense.
The group of letterman jackets erupted in a chorus of ‘oooohs’. The leader just licked his lips, eyeing Eddie before smirking at you.
"You know, you might be pretty if you actually tried."
It doesn’t have the effect on you that Jason had hoped, you could care less if he thought you were pretty. But before your athletically inexperienced friends could take on the basketball team, you plastered on your best fake smile.
“Thanks Jason, see you guys later,” you said as you pulled your friends away leaving him confused and unsatisfied by your reaction.
“What the hell, you’re just going to let him talk to you like that?” your brother protested.
“He’s never going to change, Dustin. I might as well play into it since he’s just trying to get a rise out of us.”
You wave bye to Robin as she went to sit with her band friends, all of them decked out in their extravagant green and yellow uniforms. Eddie slid Dustin’s tray away from the spot next to him so you could set your lunchbox there and sit at his left hand side. Dustin was muttering something about losing his seat but still scooched down, knowing there was no use in fighting it. Eddie always had you right next to him.
The next few minutes of lunch went by rather smoothly. Groups of students were taken out sporadically to go to the photo room and get their yearbook club photo taken with Nancy. Occasionally, you’d catch Jason sending you angry glares but you just ignored him in favor of listening to your fellow Hellfire members. They were rambunctiously throwing out theories about tonight's campaign while Eddie just sat there with his version of a poker face, not willing to spoil anything with a teasing grin plastered to his mouth.
His eyes connected with yours, feeling you staring at him. The moment he looked at you you bashfully lowered your eyes to the cup of applesauce you were stirring around. Eddie kept his gaze on you until Nancy walked up behind him.
“Alright Hellfire, you’re up,” Nancy said with a smile.
This was the first year Hellfire club was getting any sort of recognition in the yearbook. Previously, the teachers and students didn’t want to draw any more eyes to the alleged cult and their leader. Now that Nancy worked for the school, she played a big part in securing a photo for her brother’s club in the yearbook. Even though Eddie never liked conforming to frivolous High School expectations, he still felt honored. It was his last year after all (hopefully) and he wanted to make his mark.
You and the rest of the Hellfire members left your things at the lunch table and walked out of the cafeteria for the yearbook room down the hall. Your open applesauce was forgotten about as you followed Eddie out.
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Your shoulders were still buzzing after taking the photo. Eddie had thrown his leather clad arm around you, pulling you closer to him, while his other hand did the sign of the horns. The smell of his cologne and the texture of his battle vest overwhelmed you so much you hoped it didn’t show in the photo. Although, the smirk Nancy sent you tells you it might have.
You and the rest of Hellfire sat back down in your original seats, besides your leader. As expected, Eddie had a lot of things to say in honor of your club getting recognized so he opted to stay standing.
“Hear ye, hear ye! Rejoice, for this day shall be etched in the annals of history as a testament to our unwavering spirit and valor!”
Going back to your lunch, you scoop up the velvety applesauce to resume eating. Expecting the familiar taste of sweet and tart, you flinched at the salty crunch and swallowed it on instinct.
“Let it be known that we have weathered the raging storm of schoolyard bullies, and emerged victorious! Our banners flying high, unfurled in the winds of destiny,” Eddie continued, not noticing your trepidation.
You frowned at the tickle in your throat that only continued to build as you tried coughing discreetly. The rest of the boys grinned, believing this was your way of hinting at Eddie to wrap up his speech.
“Let us raise our voices in jubilation, for today, we have proven that nothing is insurmountable to those who believe in their cause!” Eddie looked to you, hoping to see you looking up at him and smiling that way you do whenever he uses his renaissance voice. Instead he met your panicked eyes.
“Hey Henderson,” Jason called from across the cafeteria. “What happens now? Should we call an ambulance?” Andy shoved at his shoulder playfully and chortled alongside Jason.
Panic gripped you as you connected the dots.
“Yeah,” you wheezed, “call an ambulance.”
Part 2
#stranger things#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#eddie x reader#henderson reader#dustin henderson#hellfire club#mike wheeler#lucas sinclair#max mayfield#robin buckley#fanfic#mutal pining#friends to lovers#peanut allergy#whump#jason carver#netflix#80s#angst with a happy ending#angst#fluff#corroded coffin#hurt/comfort
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⸻ trick or treat one-shot collection.
· pairing: jacaerys velaryon x twinsis!reader · type: modern!au | (collection) · summary: you & your family go trick-or-treating. · tags: twincest, fluff · word count: 815
Jace twines his fingers between yours while keeping his wrist hung loosely atop the steering wheel as he drives slowly behind your mom, dad, and siblings as they go from house-to-house collecting sweet treats, and even the occasional toy or sticker.
He glances to you, then back ahead. “Are you feeling any better?”
You nod quietly while turning on the heater for your seat. “I am. I think the soup mom made helped.”
You’d gotten sick halfway through the day—in truth, it’s happened more than once over the last couple of weeks, but you’re sure with it being fall, you simply have the flu or a lingering cold—and had spent the rest of it in bed, cuddled up next to Jace as he watched Netlfix and you napped in his arms with throw blankets tucked tightly around you.
Your mom had made you tomato soup in hopes of calming your stomach, which you’d felt better after finishing two bowls of.
You’d still, nevertheless, not wanted to dress up or walk around for two hours in the cold while you made small-talk with strangers that you feared vomiting all over.
Your dad had made you bring a small trash can to stick in the car just incase, though…
Jace lifts your hand and presses a firm kiss to the back of it before settling it back on the center console between you. “I think you should make a doctor appointment tomorrow. This has been going on for two weeks now. I’m getting worried.”
You frown slightly.
“I hate going to the doctor,” you mumble.
He snorts quietly. “I’ll hold your hand and make them give you a sticker for good behavior afterward.”
You glare at him from under your lashes and watch as the corner of his mouth twitches.
You shake your head playfully, then watch out the windshield as little Joffrey runs around in his dragon costume, roaring adorably at your parents and Luke.
You smile widely at the sight. “He’s so cute.”
Jace nods.
“Feels like yesterday when we were that little. The free candy was just an added bonus on top of the no responsibilities thing, though,” he says with a grin.
You snicker quietly. “You know that once they go to bed mom and dad are going to take a fraction of it anyway. And I’m sure they’ll share it with us.”
He glances to you with a raised brow. “So I can wake up covered in Skittle vomit at 2 A.M.?”
He turns back to the windshield just in time to miss you sticking your tongue out at him. “I don’t even like Skittles. Well, that’s not true. I like the sour ones.”
“Ah, that should make them go down easier.”
You roll your head against the seat to stare at him. “Who the hell likes Twizzlers? They’re revolting. And salt-water taffy? Really? Are you like, what, seventy?”
He gives you a wink. “I like eating all sorts of unconventional things.”
You smile broadly and shake your head while giggling.
“Maybe that’ll make you feel better,” he says while sliding his hand between your thighs.
You sigh in faux exasperation.
He then moves his hand to caressing the back of your head—tugging the band from your ponytail so he can massage your scalp. “How does a bubble bath sound when we get back? Maybe we can watch When Harry Met Sally after.”
You smile softly. You know he’d rather spend all night watching horror movies since it’s the last night of October, but he’s offering otherwise due to you being unwell.
“Afterward, we can watch The Shining if you want?”
He smiles at your offer. “Really?”
You shrug while turning on an autumn-themed Spotify playlist on your phone, which is synced to the radio that’s on low volume. “I don’t mind that one. It doesn’t freak me out like that new one you forced me through. God, I’ll never watch that again for as long as I live.”
He chuckles. “How are you scared of Nicholas Cage?”
“It was the whole thing! I thought, from the title, that it would be something similar to Arachnophobia. Not a devil-worshipping cult that makes cursed evil dolls!”
He relents. “Alright, alright, The Shining it is. Just let me know if you change your mind.”
You lean over and press a soft kiss to his cheek. “I will.”
He grabs a water bottle from the cupholder and holds it toward you. “Drink.”
You roll your eyes, but do as he tells you nevertheless.
“I love you,” you say softly.
He turns to you and grabs your chin with his free hand that’s not settled overtop the wheel. “You’re not getting my Snickers or Hersheys if we get any from their hauls.”
You make to bite him, but he quickly pulls his hand away before giving you a tender look. “I love you, too. More than anything.”
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Morningstar's Road.
Yan Chrollo x F Reader x Yan Feitan.
Synopsis: Your routine is average, to say the least. But due to Chrollo’s orders, Feitan cannot snatch you up yet – so he simply mirrors your behaviors instead for self-satisfaction. His boss does so too.
Warnings: Yandere themes, stalking, kidnapping, a few suggestive actions, manipulation, some descriptions anxiety/depression for the reader, animal death, and violence/some gore.
Word Count: 4.4k.
*~*~*~*
Feitan is so close to you that he can just about hear your beating heart. He could only see the back of your head, hair loose and surely will be knotted by the morning sun, but he can smell you whenever he is this close.
You always smell so nice, but for some reason, you smell even better – of that floral-scented oil you put on your neck and wrists before you go to bed. Maybe you added extra because it is the weekend.
You are on your right side – the fetal position was always your favorite – and hugging a plush that resembles your childhood cat. This was typical behavior for you; you had cried for days when your older sister called to say he had passed from old age. You weren’t weeping anymore, but you were when you saw the stuffed animal near the window of that dollar store you pass by daily on your way to work. You named it Silky, the same as the real thing, and tuck it in whenever you are in and out of bed. Feitan somewhat wished he could get the same treatment, to be in your arms as you sleep and to feel just a hint of your comforting warmth.
Feitan brought his own blanket.
It isn’t pastel pink like your sheets or your pillowcases or your pajamas and it has holes from moths and years of being stretched as he grew and his fights came to have higher and higher stakes.
If he had recalled correctly the bloodstains from the first time he was stabbed were just under the giant white skull pattern, although since most of the blanket is black it wouldn’t show even in the brightest of lights.
If he had recalled correctly the bloodstains from the first time it was stolen are still there too; on the bottom right corner.
“This type of nen won’t last forever, Fei.”
Feitan turns his neck, his bandana doing little to hide the slight scowl on his face. “I know.”
“Now, now… I never said you did not.” Chrollo responds while giving a small smile, still having the Bandit’s Secret in his right hand while your diary is held in his left. He turns to the next page while Feitan goes back to snuggling up beside you.
If Chrollo had a third arm, he could have the rest of your coffee you didn’t finish and left in your fridge. There is a lipstick stain, the color of that tint you often sport when in your office space. A light taffy color, he muses.
Very fitting.
“I simply wanted you not to fall asleep too slow or too deep, we do have to leave by dawn after all.”
Feitan said no answer. Chrollo is used to that – a little too used to it, maybe, but Feitan has always stood out from fellow people from Meteor City even by the Phantom Troupe’s standards.
“Same oil?” He asks, and on cue, Feitan gives a loud sniffing sound.
“Yes.”
“Cute.”
Around your waist Feitan’s left arm lays, and his right hand holds the blanket tighter than a noose.
If Chrollo were to guess, if Feitan had a third arm he would put two of its fingers on your lips to feel how soft they were. Chrollo had done so before, but his friend hadn’t. He almost chuckles at the irony. The member of the Troupe the most intimate when it comes to matters of anatomy and torture felt that his fingertips having pink on them was a line he could not cross. It’s almost funny in a way. It’s adorable.
“Boss.”
“Hm?”
“For just a while,” Feitan starts. His tone is shy, like a little boy about to ask his classmate crush for their hand in marriage. “Can you read it to me?”
“‘It’?” Chrollo teases slightly, yet he knows what Feitan is talking about.
“The thing in your hand.”
“‘Thing’?”
Feitan huffs a bit and follows it up with a sigh.
“The… diary. Please.”
*~*~*~*
I think I’m getting worse and wondering if I have ever been happy with myself.
There is this girl that sits at the desk across from mine, Lyra is her name, and I don’t hate her by any means.
I just wish I was her, you know? She gets along with everyone in our office, Her hair is always nice. She has only been here since February and has already been promoted to the status it took me three years to get.
Don’t get me wrong, she is incredibly nice and I always have a few laughs with her from time to time. Maybe it’s just my insecurities getting to me.
I wonder if sometimes she has similar thoughts when with other people, or even me if that were possible. I know she has a habit of procrastination and has a record of not handing in her work until a few days or weeks later – those are qualities I don’t have, but maybe she doesn’t feel anything negative about herself.
I’m known as the quiet and sweet girl at my job.
I’ve always had a bone to pick with the title, in a way. All my life that is what I was labeled as. People come to me for advice, and it does make me feel good, but I wish I could be a jokester like Lyra too.
That’s all I have… at least for now, I guess. I’m going to drink tea with honey and go to bed.
May 8th
*~*~*~*
The duo entered through the front door this time. You were gone tonight, as evidenced by the messy pile of umbrellas and house shoes that flooded the entrance, so they could break in without much sneaking around. They know where you headed to – and for now, Chrollo orders Feitan not to slit the man’s throat and gouge out his eyes. Your boyfriend, the only one of your past romantic interests not yet dead. Francis.
He’s quite the simple fellow as Chrollo had noted. Feitan was only focusing on where his organs started and ended when they both saw you with him near midnight months before.
“Not yet.”
Chrollo turns his head and looks down at Feitan as they walk down the hall.
“I know you’re still thinking about it, but your actions may cause our plan to fail.”
No verbal response, though Chrollo notices how Feitan’s steps get slightly louder.
“Fine.”
“Are you saying you’re fine? Or are you still agreeing to not go haywire on the man yet?”
“New one.”
“Hm?”
“New word.” Feitan’s nails retract slightly from your walls as he rolls his eyes. “Hay… wire.”
His hand stops at a photo of your dead cat framed on the wall – he’s a kitten in this one, with his first collar and teenager you hugging him – but your face is cropped out.
He moves the hand away from it for just a few steps. Chrollo finds it polite of him – as polite as Feitan can be with others, anyway.
At the same time, they consider bringing the photos you took off your walls and onto whatever penthouse walls Chrollo has rented out for the next few months or so. It would be cute seeing smiling pictures of you all over, especially since you’ll be switching locations soon enough, and in turn, that expression will soon enough become rare.
But when Chrollo thinks about the idea further, a problem arises. Your photos aren’t focused on you. They’re focused on your friends and family. You are always in the corner or hidden behind someone else. It’s of your own volition. Chrollo is sure of it. Perhaps he can get Shalnark to work his magic on them and ignore the teasing. Feitan would do nothing more than threaten to bash in his teeth, as with friends he is nothing more than a ‘grumpy wet cat’ – those are Shalnark and Uvogin’s own words. Not Chrollo’s.
“No.”
“Hm?”
“I’ll cut ‘em,” Feitan suggests while putting his sharp nails on your bedroom’s door frame.
“How do you intend to do so when there’s near nothing to cut out?” Chrollo asks. Feitan goes silent until he sits on your bed.
It’s still unmade. You must have ignored that chore list of yours again and opted to work extra hours instead.
Chrollo sits down at the small part of your room that is clean; your desk. It’s mainly used for just reading and video games, hence why the only two things not neatly in piles are a book and your computer. Shalnark told them both the password, but neither of them had decided to tread into that territory for multiple reasons. Firstly, neither of them knows a single thing about the internet and simulations. Secondly, Shalnark can just get whatever information they need without them looking inside it themselves anyway. Thirdly, they already know you enjoy wholesome things on there – the opposite of what you’re reading, if the books on your unfinished read pile mean anything to Chrollo – so there is no point in venturing for unneeded facts about you.
You’ll surely tell them yourself one day.
Eventually. In maybe weeks. Months. Years.
Eventually.
It’ll feel like forever and a day if you decide not to talk to either of them. Chrollo and Feitan have agreed without any argument that if you want something, you will ask them. Nicely, of course.
Broken fingers aren’t necessarily something people flaunt.
You wouldn’t brag about being forced onto a lap for hours out on a balcony either.
You’ll eventually tell them. You have to. For your sake.
Eventually. Nothing lasts forever, after all.
“Fei. I promise you that this will be worth the wait.”
Feitan shakes his head, scoffing. “Will it? It would have been easier to just grab her and run.”
“I know,” Chrollo leans in a little, putting his elbows on his thighs. “I know. But you’ll lament it. I would have too if I had agreed with you to go down that route.”
A stare is the response.
It isn’t anger, Chrollo knows that much.
No.
In all the years Chrollo has known Feitan, Feitan has never gone back on his loyalty to him and the Troupe.
But. But.
Chrollo hasn’t ever seen him have such a concurrence when there is still such division in his eyes.
“Are you sad?” He asks.
“No,” Feitan replies, looking at your cat plush instead of his leader of the full moon outside.
“Are you sure?”
“Yeah.”
*~*~*~*
Francis lives outside the city in a farmhouse. It’s up a tall hill with no pathway aside from little rectangular stones here and there – and if you ignore the animals and their housing, people would think that the place is deserted.
Feitan and Chrollo make their way to the white picket fence surrounding the chicken coop. They continue to bite down into the soil for worms or leftover grain. All female. Only three were brown; the others were smaller in frame and white.
“I’ve heard his eggs go for high prices in markets,” Chrollo grins a little. “Maybe I’ll raise some chickens of my own in my later years.”
Feitan raises an eyebrow at him.
“I was joking, Fei.” He clarifies.
“Ah.”
Feitan continues to walk with his hands still stuffed into his coat pockets.
Chrollo looks at the farmhouse up at the top of the hillside. The lights are still on, meaning you were most likely still up and about in there.
The rooster resting on top of the mailbox makes eye contact with him for a few moments.
“Don’t scream,” Chrollo murmurs, his words sweet as sugar.
“What?” Feitan asks, not even bothering to turn around.
“I’m talking to the rooster.”
“[First]’s rubbing off on you too much.” His friend rolls his eyes and makes sure not to step on a twig.
“Don’t pretend you haven’t noticed how these animals look at us.”
“They’re animals now. What came before… that doesn’t matter anymore.”
“Maybe to you – but I find it intriguing.”
“Talk later,” Putting his hand on the fence gate that leads to Francis’ garden, Feitan turns his head for just a moment. “Near. Quiet. Look.”
For once, Chrollo is the one that does the nodding.
The gate gives off a little squeak as it is opened. It reminds them of Francis’ prized pet pig Annie – though she is only allowed to be inside.
There are all sorts of vegetables and some fruits back here. Cucumbers, chili peppers, watermelons, corn, tomatoes, peaches, pears. They’re all in pristine condition, and so are the flowers growing in pots near the far-off window sills.
Feitan considers giving you the daisies.
Chrollo considers giving you the marigolds.
They both look at the pig’s head hastily buried under the soil, her ears still popping out and facing the moon. Despite the interment being new, perhaps even being dug today, flies have already spread to the top part of the head and ears. They’re happy you didn’t see her because that would be quite an awful gift from your boyfriend.
Francis is probably happy too, not that they care.
From what Shalnark was able to gather from someone who barely has any social life, Francis moved here from another country about four years ago. He acquired this farm and its land almost immediately afterward.
From a lottery, Shalnark had explained to them. Or an inheritance. Either way, man’s life is going pretty dang good. Too good, actually, because my senses are tingling too much.
Shalnark was right in that regard. Francis may adopt animals from time to time from farmers’ markets, but a majority of them suddenly appear a few days or weeks apart. There were three white chickens he had purchased. Then after a month or so, there were twelve. The three brown ones came all at once one day.
“Where’s Annie?” They hear you ask as you open one of the windows to get some fresh air. “She usually runs to the door to see me…”
Using hatsu to conceal their presence, the pair aren’t detected among the plants.
“She ran away.”
Feitan almost snickers at your boyfriend’s answer, looking down at the flies and corpse rotting beneath his feet. He didn’t mind the smell of rotting flesh – he has almost always enjoyed it since he was in his teenage years.
Chrollo’s feet don’t dig into the soil – he has opted to instead stand on the few pieces of stone that are by the cucumber plants. He makes a note to go to the laundromat after this; even though it has already been the third time in a row this week alone.
If he can convince Feitan, they’ll steal some things from your place to wash up too – Francis has always been touchy, after all.
“That’s weird,” You say worriedly, not looking into the garden anymore but instead inside; to Annie’s little bed huddled next to the window. “Did you leave the gate open?”
“Yes, I’m still rather upset about it but I’m sure she’ll be found soon.”
Soon. Chrollo grins a bit as he closes his eyes, imagining the moment he’ll save you from this man. Soon isn’t enough. No. This…
This is the moment.
This is the day.
This is the time.
“Feitan.”
“Hm?”
Francis will die today. Or tomorrow maybe, Chrollo isn’t completely sure.
“Don’t make it too bloody,” He instructs, getting off the stones and onto the dirty tiles of the garden’s path to the back door. “I’ll focus on her. We’ll leave the others alone.”
“Fine.”
“Thank you, Feitan.”
Feitan looks confused for a moment. If Chrollo were someone who hadn’t grown up beside him, he wouldn’t have noticed the small millisecond of his friend showing emotion. ‘For what?’ He wants to ask.
Chrollo knows it. He knows it so he answers the silent question. “For being more vulnerable with her and I. [First] seems to have rubbed off on you too much too, huh?”
“I don’t like your jokes,” Feitan replies as he stuffs his pockets even more – perhaps to hide his balled-up fists. Whether they were made from the hatred of Francis or the annoyance of everything else is up to interpretation. No one will be getting an answer anyway, even Feitan himself. “You’re very happy lately.”
“Why wouldn’t I be?” Chrollo’s grin widens just a smidge more. “We’re about to rescue a princess.”
From that look, he knows Feitan agrees with his reasoning and is happy as well.
*~*~*~*
“You’re beautiful, darling.”
You’re laid out on Francis’ bed. It’s rather large for a room this size, but it is comfortable to undress on. You picked a periwinkle blue dress today with buttons on only its top front side. Francis wanted to help but you declined. You don’t decline a lot of things, especially when it comes to him. Francis is annoyed by that but he tries not to let it show. He hides a lot of things from you.
“Thank you.” You sheepishly smile, a light flush on your cheeks as you start to undo your buttons.
“Of course,” You’re his favorite by far. You aren’t stuck up or are with him just for his money. You’re so nice to him. You’re so sweet to him. “I wouldn’t lie to you, honey.”
You aren’t like those whores, those sluts, those fucking cheap little bitches.
“I’ll take it slow since it’s your first time and all.” He promises.
You look up at him.
Your frown is just barely noticeable – but noticeable enough for him to see.
“What’s wrong?” Francis asks.
“Lyra’s still missing… I’m worried.”
“Why?” Francis asks, getting more annoyed the more time you spend covered up. “Why are you so worried about her right now? It’s not the time for that.”
“I don’t know,” You look at the open window, cool air still blowing in along with the slight scent of flowers. “I really don’t, I just… have suddenly gotten a little sad just now.”
You’re shivering a little.
“Ah, you must be cold.” He deflects. Having only his shirt on now, he walks up to the windowsill and looks at the vegetable patch. With both hands, he pulls the window closed. “Better?”
You must not have heard him, because you keep playing with your buttons instead of being fully undressed already.
“Could you…”
Ah. You did hear him, but you seem concerned for something else. That’s fine, as long as you aren’t playing with him and will soon attempt to run away.
“Close the curtain? Please? I’d really… appreciate it.”
“Sure,” Francis replies, his smile returning to his face. “Anything for you. Just get comfortable, pumpkin.”
The wicked thing came all at once before either of you could blink. Shards of glass flew into Francis and into the bedroom walls. Francis screams as his bleeding hands are quick to go to his eyes, his fingers attempting to get the glass shards out of them before his vision is gone for good. In front of you was a stranger in a suit – he pushed you out of the way in a fraction of a second and onto the floor. The bed had shielded you and him.
“Are you alright?”
You’re too shocked for words, peeking from behind the bed to where Francis is still screaming.
In front of him was a man in all black stepping on the back of his head with one of his feet. The soles of his boots seemed lodged into Francis’ scalp, and it takes you a moment to realize why. There were spikes on them; not that you could see them much because of how hidden they seemed to be right now. They’re silver judging by the color of their slight sparkle, but the rusted kind. No. Maybe that’s just the bloodstains.
The feeling in your chest is so horrible like you’re very sick. There’s pressure on your heart. It’s strangling you, despite the taller stranger’s grasp on your shoulders being so pleasant. So tender.
“What are you doing?” You screech. The sound doesn’t make either of the intruders flinch. Francis does instead. “Let go of him!”
The shorter man doesn’t look at you, opting to wedge the spikes of his shoes further into Francis’ brain. You try to get up but the man in the suit pulls you back down, shushing you as you protest and cry. “Don’t… it’ll be over soon. I told him to be gentle, you see.”
“Gentle?” You repeat.
“Yes, my dear.” One of his hands rises from your shoulders to where your eyes are. You struggle some more and the stranger whispers something in your ear. “Behave – I can always tell Feitan to torture him the amount he deserves if I wanted to. I know he wants to.”
You deflate and your eyes are forced shut by his palm. “Please stop… I don’t know what we did, just please-”
“You didn’t do anything,” The other man – Feitan if the taller man had named him right and he wasn’t just some assassin he hired; he said his name so tenderly too like he is an old friend – interrupts you. “He did.”
You feel like you’re about to throw up all the wonderful food you just ate. Chicken pot pie, beef tenderloin, roasted pork belly – it all feels like it is about to release from your throat and onto the wooden planked floor below.
“Oh dear,” Another hand covers your nose and mouth. Instead of blood you now smell cologne – sandalwood and amber. “Can you please hurry up, Fei? She looks like she’s about to collapse.”
*~*~*~*
“It’s a wonderful time to be alive,” Chrollo says as he puts the key into his car’s lock. It’s embedded with little multicolored jewels – he had commissioned some artist to customize it for him a week or so ago while Feitan went into your home on his own. “Or at least a wonderful night. Wouldn’t you say so?”
You’re in the passenger seat. You fell unconscious after Francis’ barely alive body got its fingers broken one by one. Some of his blood got on your skirt, but Chrollo is sure that the laundromat will fix that just like the workers will fix his clothes. As long as he pays them enough or threatens them enough. The latter would be more fun for Feitan but the former would let him be seen as a kind patron. Whichever way the coin flips.
He doesn’t blame you for fainting. If he hadn’t been born in Meteor City and hadn’t been raised in a constant state of fear and a constant battle for power over others, he would most likely do the same.
Feitan is in the back, silent. His hands now have gloves on them and are now brushing through your hair.
“Should we make the pit stop or go straight?” After the second question, the car’s lights turn on.
“Bed.”
The car starts moving into the barren street.
“Alright,” Chrollo chuckles a little at the insistence in Feitan’s tone. “We can get some of [First]’s clothes tomorrow then. She’ll probably sleep throughout the day.”
He doesn’t explain why because they both already know the reason. There is a short chain attached to the main bed. Depending on your behavior early on, it will either lengthen or become briefer.
There are also some syringes in the mirror vanity that Feitan asked him over and over to keep in case of an emergency. He doubts there will be any real threat where they would have to use them.
Feitan doesn’t. Feitan doesn’t doubt many things.
“Blankets too.”
Feitan doesn’t ask for many things either, much less demand them.
“Ah,” Chrollo makes the left turn as his fingers tap on the steering wheel. It’s a song you enjoy listening to on your avenue home. He knows you aren’t listening to it but that doesn’t matter right now. He’ll continue to do so until your mind associates the tune with small controlled adventures to and fro and not you having a life of your own. “All of them?”
“Yes. Please.”
“You don’t say that word very often,” He teases, looking at the flat glass mirror overhead.
“Hmph.”
Putting his hand on your thigh, Chrollo continues to drive while still glancing upward now and then.
*~*~*~*
Your heartbeat has calmed down. Feitan is now able to look at your face as you sleep.
You look at peace now. When he had placed you on the bed, your eyebrows furrowed for a moment – perhaps your subconscious being afraid – or disgusted – by him.
The flowery scent of your perfume vanished long ago and has been replaced by a stinging one. Feitan doesn’t mind. He doesn’t mind a lot of things when it comes to you.
Unlike the bodies of those who have died by his hands, Feitan places the white blanket on top of you gently like you would shatter if he was just a tad bit rougher.
Well… Body bags don’t really count as blankets, do they? They are meant to be ripped open and stuffed full of parts no wandering soul hopes to find.
Chrollo decides to break the silence. “After she adjusts a little, we’ll leave. Or you can stay if you want. I can carry her things on my own.”
Feitan turns to look at him.
“Pictures.”
Chrollo sighs. “Alright. But we’ll get Shal to edit them. No cutting.”
“...Tch. Fine. Silky too.” A thumb is pressed against your lips. After it is lifted, there is a light pink that covers its print.
“It’s a pretty color, isn’t it?” Chrollo muses, hanging his suit jacket on the edge of his sofa as he holds his book. “I’ll try to get the same shade for her when she runs out of it. Though I suspect it will be a while before then, huh?”
“It’s fine,” Feitan states, rubbing his thumb against your lips more. “She will always be pretty to me.”
“Never took you for the romantic type, Fei.”
“Hmph.”
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The people who write for recipe websites live in a whole different world from me. I’m sorry I’m but a mere peasant who doesn’t have a food processor, a bread maker, a taffy puller, a sous vid, an apple sharpener, a serrated rolling pin, a pasta folder, a mobius funnel, or a milk shaker. Oh how foolish of me, with my simple pedestrian life that I didn’t anticipate how your recipes in the top search results would require buttermilk, baker’s flour, executioner’s chocolate, truffle blubber, or, fermented saffron. Tallow? Oh how foolish of me for not thinking to prepare tallow, you’re right, I should simply go procure some from my lard cellar
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I know that I usually post about silly robots and my OCs, but for once, this isn't a silly fun post about my hobbies.
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can I pls have a spice pie and maple taffy… with drinks of dark roast coffee and a martini? Served Lance stroll? THANK YOUUUU UR THE GOAT
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want to submit your own order? then hit up the menu! i'd love to see what you come up with! and thank you to all of those who have sent prompts, i am working really hard to get them all done. so thank you! i hope you enjoy this, to the twenty lance stroll fans who are all in my inbox (ily) <3 (also picking maple taffy for lance stroll is funny as hell)
edit: i realized that i horribly misread this prompt and got sub!character mixed up with sub!reader, so where ever you are anon. if you wish to submit another prompt, i am more than happy to write it properly for you. (it's been a long writing session tonight!)
spice pie: "i didn't know it was possible to be a liar and a slut." + maple taffy: "oh my god you're stupid." + dark roast coffee: sub!character reader + martini: mafia au served by lance stroll (formula one)!!
cw: smut/pwp, mafia au, mafia boss!lance, dom/sub, sub!reader & dom!lance, jealous!lance
maybe bringing you to las vegas was a bad idea. sin city wasn't the type of place that a girl liked you belonged in. you belonged in the lovely apartment that you and lance shared back in montreal. bundled up in your thick winter coat while you went to go pick up a bottle of wine for dinner or a late night snack run only to whine when the corner store was closed.
sin city was a whole other demon, one that you had never seen. that was what lance chalked it all up to, you trying to fit in, as you tried to leave your hotel room dressed on par with a nighttime slut.
"where are you going?" he asked as he rolled up the sleeves of his button up. he looked good in it, the fabric of the shirt clung to his arms perfectly, only slightly outshone by how it fit his shoulders.
"seeing the other girls, it's not every day we're in the same city." just as the heads of families kept in contact with each other, the significant others of said men in power also kept in contact. except your conversations were a little less business oriented. more casual and fun.
lance eyed you up and down. you were wearing something very revealing, very slutty. he gave a nod of his head, "and you're going dressed like that."
you looked down at your outfit. it was a satin baby pink slip with straps that crossed in the back. it was cut well above your knee and paired with strappy heels. you looked back at him, "why wouldn't i?"
"do you not see what's wrong with it? you look like you should be selling sex on the strip. like a whore!"
you pouted, "i don't look like a whore!" then stamped your foot down like a child. you watched lance roll his shoulders before he closed the space between you two and had you pressed against the door of the hotel room.
he grabbed you by the chin and made you look into his dark eyes. he said lowly, "oh my god you're stupid, i bet i could sell you on the strip tonight. maybe shove you in a stall at the casino and let you put those whorish lips to work." he rubbed his thumb across your bottom lip before he rubbed the lip gloss between his thumb and pointer finger, "you seem ready to be used in a glory hole."
your bottom lip wobbled, "i'm not a whore." you could feel your knees grow into jelly and lance simply pulled you in for a kiss. when he kissed you, you moaned into it and pressed yourself up against him.
when he pulled away and said, "i didn't know it was possible to be a liar and a slut." before he grabbed you by the ass and pulled you against him. his cock twitched in his slacks.
you pouted further at him before he pulled you into another searing kiss. it was excited you in a way that you felt almost pathetic when you moaned loudly against him. there was something about your mafia boyfriend that made you simply melt. you were twisted between his fingers, which was why it was so hard to disobey him.
he looked at you for a moment before he roughly patted your cheek, "yeah, you're not going out tonight. tell your girlfriends that we made other plans tonight."
"what do i say?"
he took you by the hand and pulled you away from the door. you were pressed against him for a moment which made you feel warm between your legs. he replied, "lie." and it wasn't before you were on the large hotel room and you were looking up at your boyfriend.
there was something domineering about lance's strong, dark features. there was a mystery about him that lured you in. that was probably why you were initially drawn to him. he was slowly unbuttoning his shirt and eyed you up and down.
it wasn't hard to get you out of the dress, it was barely a scrap of fabric that covered you. if lance pulled on it hard enough he could probably tear the seams. but if he did that, you'd probably cum on the spot. you weren't wearing a bra and the panties you wore barely covered anything.
"i could've sold you for a pretty penny tonight." he chuckled as he took off his belt and wrapped it around his hand for a moment, but then unwound it. you were a glutton for punishment and lance wasn't going to quench that thirst.
you looked at him, naked on the bed. you were seated on the mattress with your legs stretched out. you pouted, "i'm sorry, sir." and that licked something in lance's brain.
it made him drop his belt to the ground and he chuckled, "someone really is sorry, huh." he leaned forward and cupped your face for a moment. he could almost feel your racing pulse under his fingers, "next time, i get to pick what you wear. so i know that you're being safe out there. this city would eat you alive, sweetheart. if i lost you, i don't even want to think what i would do. rip the city in half."
you felt something swim in your guy. you licked your lips, tasting the bubblegum of your lip gloss. you pulled away and laid out on the bed. eventually you inched yourself up into the pillows and reached your arms out for him.
lance quickly got his slacks and undergarments off before he got into bed with you. he got himself between your legs, his chest pressed against yours. your legs hiked up around his waist and his hard cock against your slick pussy.
"fuckin' hell." he groaned as he kissed at your neck, "you feel like a dream. i know it. i know you so well, every inch of you." he sank his cock into you and your toes curled a little. you tensed for a moment before you relaxed enough to slot himself into you.
you held onto his shoulders and let out a soft moan.
lance admired your expression for a moment. he felt a shudder of pleasure through his body as he held onto your hips. he made sure that you were more comfortable with his cock inside of you before he started to move. he rocked against you, gaining momentum with each of his movements.
"i've admired you every day since i met you. you are the most beautiful woman in any city were in. no one holds a candle to you." he gripped onto you tighter and you did the same. the two of you were soon kissing deeply, the kisses were heavy and muffled the noises that you two made. but not the sounds of the hotel bed creaking under you.
"mmm, lance." you whimpered as he moved against you. you could feel the heat across you body. your cheeks flushed with sexual heat. this was how you two always ended up, tumbled in the sheets together, rutting against one another like animals.
"see, you look much better like this. better than any club. if you wanted to get drunk, we could do that here. and then i'd make sure your hangover wasn't too bad. fuck the drunk out of you." he chuckled lowly as he continued to fuck you.
you felt the pleasure continue to course through you. you held onto him tighter as you tried to pick up the pace. the moans were loud and sweet, "please, sir." you were lance's everything. from a lover to a sexual submissive. you drove him wild.
the pace between you two was quick as the two of you fucked with a heat between the two of you. the kisses continued, they were messy just like your pace. it wasn't long before you clutched onto lance tightly with your head on his shoulder as you felt so close to him. sweaty all over.
"beautiful." he hissed as he felt the pleasure hit its peak. you both came at the same time. you thought you could feel his heartbeat as he finished inside of you. you both were panting heavily and the sweat covered your body. you laid out there under him while he pulled away a little bit to admire your naked form. he licked his lips at the sight of you and said, "mine."
you nodded dumbly and said, "yours, always." before lance had you on your elbows and knees with your hips raised. you'd text the others later about why you couldn't meet up with them. but it was hard to do that when your phone was in the living area and lance was rearranging your insides. <3
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