#or people simping for Savathûn.

[baede-6]

The Destiny tag is like a box of chocolates,you never know what you're gonna get.

[daddyimmaru]

bring it on boo, Calus HC go

YEAAAHA !!!!! YEAH!!!!

Okay okay okay so in lore, we see Calus makes his own paper and likes cooking?? Like oh my goodness??

I AM HOLDING THAT SO CLOSE TO MY HEART- he makes his own paper n handwrites his letters to people!! he likes sitting in the Gardens and finding perfect cottons for his paper- (lore stated in Entry VI of the book Confessions, where Calus conquered the Clipse)- and he likes writing or giving it to his scribes for his Chronicon!

HE COOKS??? HELLO? According to Shadow Coulcilor Match, (book Confessions,) he enjoys cooking 'n sharing recipes 'n being in the kitchens?? That is so cute to me? Big Cabal Emperor is passionate about cooking, enjoys helping make foods 'n teaching his loyalists new recipes? HC that he actually doesn't just make his crew cook all the time and he genuinely enjoys taking control in the kitchen 'n helping make big meals for the Leviathan,,

He's partially known for being curious and now all I can imagine is him just being absolutely starstruck by new things? He loves testing, (testing the limits of Guardians, exploring what they can and can't handle, seeing what gains their interests and catches their eye- he likes to learn)

CALUS! ISN'T! STUPID! I know a lot of folk who say he is just bcus of the way he is- we know he isn't? He is ridiculously smart and knows a LOT, 'n he's always trying to learn more; he knew about Savathûn's trap with the crown, he knows how the Leviathan works entirely, he was literally known for being curious- is is Very ! Smart !

THIS IS CANON BUT HE HAS A LISP?? OH MY GOODNESS?? LIKE YEAH OFC HE WOULD BUT LIKE, USUALLY IN GAMES VOICES DON'T RELATE TO FACES- HE HAS A VERY NOTICEABLE LISP AND THAT IS SO CUTE TO ME LIKE YEAH FUNKY DUDE

He is so powerful and no one pays attention to that bcus "haha big Cabal simp" HE IS LEGIT SO POWERFUL THO? like- he's eaten things that shouldn't exist and laughed about it, he teleports Guardians and fights TWO TEAMS AT ONCE, he is smart enough to have hundreds (if not thousands) of extra bodies just in case, even though he loses he is good-natured and pleased about it- in Eater, he literally saved the Guardian Team just bcus he thought we were cool? What a cool dude !!!!

The fact he goes out of his way to get Match to talk to him? How gentle he is with his Lil Followers? How he still spends time with his Loyalists?? Yeah💗

BIG MANS IS CANONICALLY VERY WARM I ENJOY THAT =]

Calus is just,, a funky dude,,, I feel like he would enjoy subway sandwiches. Can I say he makes his own bread? I'm saying he likes to make bread. He teaches his loyalists how to make foods he can teach them how to make bread.