#or my brother sometimes. if hes still like that. i think he mighta grown out of it tho | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

snekdood · 1 year ago

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I think the ppl on here who constantly talk about killing ppl prolly watch too many movies and think its just like being the Cool Badass Hero That Saves The Day And Fucks A Girl And Is Like James Bond Or Indiana Jones when in reality its nothing so perfect and movie-like like that and you get riddled with trauma from doing it for the rest of your life

#basically what im saying is you remind me of my dad #or my brother sometimes. if hes still like that. i think he mighta grown out of it tho #anyways if you're like this quite frankly i think you just have a bad movie taste #oh what. you wanna be like literally EVERY action hero that has 0 personality? and the story is really shitty always?#ghodda go save this random hot girl from this evil guy who has A Lot Of Money and a secret little militia #and bring my GUN and SHOOT THEM A WHOLE bunch. and it will be very action packed and make me Look Cool #and then theres a sex scene where you dont even get to see any poon or dick #n then he kills da bad guy and takes his money for himself actually and then sits in a sweet penthouse with three hot girls #and the hot girl you rescued ur dating now and shes like so totally cool w all of the other hot girls you hired toi fuck you #and he drinks a alcoholic drink and has a cigar and is wearing shades and a suit #and its totally the most original story and 100% worth aspiring to be like #god how boring.

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