#or more like albert whiskers lol

[catboy-draws]

Dumb charm designs for myself, I might make more :P

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HIT US WITH YOUR OLDSKER PEEPAW HEADCANONS I saw a post you made saying you had many. Hand them over. 🔫🔫🔫

*^* I am continously coming up with them but i will share a few more. Uh disclaimer, idk if i sent these before lol Also my Peepaw oldsker Headcanons are different from my Wesker headcanons.

Peepaw

• Peepaw likes motorcycles but it’s unclear if it’s just part of his cover or he genuinely likes motorcycles. 

• During the events of the final battle of re5, Wesker was thrown from the lava from the double rpg explosion.

• He initially grabbed onto the helicopter in an attempt to either bring it down with him or to pull himself out as the lava. It was sheer dumb luck that the explosion hit the lava instead of him which caused a shockwave big enough to throw him to safety, albeit basically good and dead. Due to the overdose along with the massive amounts of damage he sustained, he was unable to keep conscious or save himself. He only survives because his future wife, one of the occupants of the land around him (Greece/Italy), was a part of the a team sent to survey the damage from the volcano. He awakes in a regular ass hospital as John Doe. Initially in the morgue, because no one thinks he survived what happened. Once again, the initial progenitor virus that turned him into a god revives him again [very much G virus headcanon too].

• Likes sour hard candy

• Has a little bit of reconstructive skin graph on parts of his body

• Relatively still powerful but significantly slower

• He has a daughter with his wife, and that daughter has a child: Peepaw’s granddaughter.

• Peepaw doesn’t quite remember what happened when he was defeated/killed again in 2009, mostly due to being drugged/overdosed, but he does have a bit of ptsd about it. 

• Peepaw was recruited by the Connections but secretly schemes with his partner, [my headcanoned evil big bad for re9]

• Peepaw initially has Uncle Iroh vibes; very much crouching moron, hidden badass. 

• Goes by a different name [Augustus "Gus"]  than Albert Wesker but named his cat(s) after himself.

• Albert Whiskers (definitely an orange cat) also has a cat named for his sister, Alicks Whiskers (a grey tabby) and two birds Willy “William” Birdkins and Christopher redfeather both random wild birds that came but never left.

• Definitely thinks he’s clever for coming up with joke names but credits his daughter for coming up with it

• Mans has grew out his hair long to hide the fact that its patchy af

• His relationship with his daughter becomes very strained after the death of his wife.

• His granddaughter loves him and calls him Peepaw

[acrosstobear]

f1 drivers as classic halloween costumes

qualifying @ imola is on halloween. need i say more?

Lewis: Nurse, but not a sexy one. We’re talking hospital scrubs, lab coat, stethoscope, the whole shebang. Out here honouring our front line workers cause he’s literally the best person alive.

Valterri: Clown that thinks he’s being funny but actually, he’s a really creepy clown and is scaring everyone away. give George the merc seat thx

Max: He’s putting in minimal effort for maximum payout. Yes, he IS wearing a scary and/or gory mask with RBR team clothes. The whole getup sounds scary to me.

Alex: You know my wholesome child is wearing some kind of animal onesie. Don’t even try to deny it.

Seb: Mad scientist. With the Albert Einstein inspired crazy wig, the makeup to make it look like he was just in a lab explosion... You just know this is a good costume.

Charles: Sexy devil and here are my reasons: 1) red 2) sexy 3) devil. Even if I wasn’t talking about costumes, you’d know I was talking about Sharl.

Lando: You KNOW this kid is putting on a morph suit and calling it a day. Classic popular kid move. I still love him anyways.

Carlos: Cringey tourist in a Hawaiian shirt. I was running out of ideas tbh but he gives me happy, ignorant vibes, just like an American tourist.

Daniel: He’s either dressing up as a cop or as a fire fighter, but both would definitely be the sexy, shirtless version. I’m gonna have to move on before I picture this one too much.

Esteban: 80’s workout instructor. It’s the gay chaotic energy I AM SO SORRY.

Lance: Superhero — so wholesome and so common and you KNOW he’s got the really expensive exact replica version that you’d wear at Comic Con rather than the cheap Costco lookalike.

Checo: Cowboy. SUCH A DAD COSTUME. I’m picturing now it boots with spurs, wide leg jean, denim on denim and the best cowboy hat money can buy.

Pierre: The daintiest, prettiest, fiercest cat of all time. PLEASE imagine little ears sticking out of his hair!!! Whiskers drawn on his face!!! I’m losing it please help

Daniil: Skeleton. I have so few feelings about Daniil, so a skeleton seemed fitting here lol.

Antonio: Pirate. ITS THE HAIR. I cant unsee this and now I’m picturing Antonio in Pirates of the Caribbean and honestly? I’m not upset.

Kimi: Sheet ghost. He’ll forcibly participate, but he quite literally pulled the sheets off the bed of the hotel that morning and didn’t even bother cutting holes for eyes.

Romain: I mean... Who would Romain be if he didn’t dress up as a chef? There’s literally no other option.

Kevin: Witch, cause he’s devious and petty and wants to get revenge on us all. For reference, I genuinely like Kevin.

George: I have three words for you: DANNY. ZUKO. GREASE. Just thinking about this one sent me into another universe but GEORGE IS DANNY CHANGE MY MIND.

Nicholas: This man is a blank slate. He goes as the second half of a very cringe couples costume that he has absolutely no input in.

(BONUS) Hulk: THE HULK. IM PRETTY SURE YOU GUESSED THAT BEFORE WE EVEN STARTED.