#or maybe make an autobiography full of lies and then market the recipe book alongside it

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Mick needs to drop an alien cookbook

maybe instead of the autobiography he just needs to put out a cookbook with all his staple meals like:

1. gasoline cake

2. tin can casserole (with chunks of glass sprinkled in)

3. shoelace spaghetti and rubber ball meatballs

4. a ham sandwich (except the bread is two notebooks slapped together with cow organs in between)

of course, that’s only a quarter of what can be expected in a book like that…still, i’d buy it!