#or maybe i have a severe case of brainrot rn who knows

[starlyte-writes]

You ever have those moments where you’re just existing, being you in a day, and then suddenly perceive yourself and go “...so like, there’s definitely something wrong with me, right?”

[bright-and-burning]

pls discuss tillies au

OMGGGGGGGG beloved au. for the general public who has not seen our dms skdjskdhskjd basically katrina gorry is a matilda (australian women’s national team player). she also has the most ADORABLEEEEE daughter in the WORLD like please look up harper gorry. she announced their roster once and i nearly passed away from adorability. she mimics her mom so she signs little autographs…… literally baby of all time. cont under the cut

the timeline for HER is like. 2021: have IVF baby bc covid means soccer/football is completely on hold so no missing playing time. be single mom. 2022: transfer from an australian team to a SWEDISH team. she meets her new teammate clara markstedt, they get close bc clara is helping her find housing and get settled (there’s a really cute video of katrina talking abt how she would text clara pictures of parking signs like literally daily asking her if she was ok to park there). they get together they’re adorable they’re now engaged. clara announced her retirement in like october and then in november announced that they’re having a baby together!!!! also clara is also an artist apparently which i just found out lol

oh also everyone check out harper.trio on tiktok it’s literally katrina and harper and then two other tillies (kyra cooney-cross and charlotte grant) having a blast in hotel rooms and such

ok so that’s the long winded background… there are several separate versions of this au floating in my head (all landoscar bc i have brainrot) like theres a bunch of cases here. f1 + still men + dad lando vs f1 + still men + dad oscar vs f1 + lesbians etc and then ALSO i have been Thinking abt a woso au so then in THAT case we have soccer + lesbians + mom lando. etc

in all the parent lando cases george and alex are the equivalent of kyra and charlotte (albeit without the ~10 year gap btwn them and katrina LOL). they r making silly tiktoks . that kid is spoiled rotten for piggy back rides with the highest view. etc etc. i destroyed myself w the image of lando n this toddler w matching homemade bracelets n then further destroyed myself w the image of special toddler made bracelet for oscar… normally bracelet-less oscar wearing it bc how could u say no… ANYWAYS

in the parent lando case leetle baby predates oscar, like lando is just bringin this kid along all of 2023 idk. mclaren def is killing the social media game lol. george and alex are frequently tapped for piggy back rides bc lando is not tall enough for baby’s standards. baby draws pictures for ppl on the grid … in general very cute heart warming etc but lando is for Sure kind of an unbalanced mess n oscar is for a sure a stabilizing effect despite being like . no i don’t know how to handle this small child who wandered over to me while i was waiting for a meeting. bc he’s like . how different can handling this kid really be from handling lando

in the parent oscar cases it also just like . Makes Sense. oh new team n ur teammate is reaching out to help you settle in. oh no you’re getting closer and oh no your toddler adores them and triple oh no YOU adore them… but i am slightly more intrigued by parent lando even tho it makes less “sense” on paper . maybe bc it makes less sense on paper? idk.

i have no like New New thoughts bc i am finally getting slightly sleepy and rn there are too many potential permutations that i just get too many ideas and none of them are intelligible .

[dreamhacker606]

HAWKS BRAINROT THOUGHTS

Ok ok so I know it’s New Years but I don’t care. I have to get this out on some sort of media because it’s eating away at my mind.

So at first, my initial though was about Hawks in a No-Quirk AU in which he has a motorcycle that he rides.

He likes it fast. He likes the danger. Plus it explains the absolute helmet hair that he has (aka his regular hair being so wild and crazy).

I could imagine the motorcycle not being so much as a Harley, but definitely something in which he can ride close to his body and easy to maneuver. It’d most likely be red, black, and white or black with white and red details.

For his outfit, I could say it’d be similar to his hero costume, but of course some classic leather (or a material that’d protect him in case of a crash). I could imagine his jacket being a nice tan leather with some fluff for warmth with the red wings design on the back. His pants would be black denim jeans and his shoes black leather. Then of course he’d have the gloves and glasses…but now I’m thinking the glasses could be incorporated into the helmet (red helmet with black and white details and the orange-yellow tinted visor).

Gosh and just thinking about hugging him from behind as we ride off from danger is making my stomach do backflips rn SHEEESH

This thought then developed more when I started watching Top Gun. It was on and I was like “Sure why not?”

I was then reminded of @kadeart ‘s Top Gun Hawks fanart from way back when it feels like, and I’m like “HOLY SHIT MAVERICK RIDES A MOTORCYCLE TOO HOLY-“ The pieces were fitting perfectly. He’d be that cocky SoB that just wants to do things by himself and be fast. He just wants to get the job done, but definitely won’t leave others behind.

However, I started thinking about who Goose would be? Who would be his bestie?

Could it be Dabi? But like Touya Todoroki and not Dabi. Or would it be Twice?

But this is where my brain decides “Hm you’re way to happy about this, let’s make you sad.”

If you haven’t watched Top Gun, I would stop here.

Ok so if we were going with the Touya Todoroki approach, instead of the plane just losing altitude and Touya breaking his neck on the glass from ejection, the plane would crash into the ocean, causing him to catch fire due to the fuel in the ocean. Keigo would also get hurt, but Touya would be severely injured and burned. His conditions are severe, and Keigo feels the awful weight of guilt.

“I’m thinking maybe it was my fault.” (Literally that scene is happening as we speak 🥲)

With the Twice route, I’d say it’s pretty similar to the film itself again.

Regardless, Maverick in Top Gun: Maverick is still living with the guilt of his friend’s death, constantly reminded through Goose’s sun who is all grown up now and in the Top Gun program.

With Hawks, I can’t seem to think of who would remind him of that pain.

Maybe Shoto Todoroki taking on the program, but he blames Hawks for his older brother’s condition. (Or maybe Dabi’s revenge being on Hawks in some sort of different plot that I will leave up to the writers of tumblr).

With the Twice route, I just can’t figure it out unfortunately.

But that’s my brainrot for the night.

Happy New Year’s Eve!

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