#or maybe he's back to his old tricks of playing housekeeper as well as monster and he spends his down time scrubbing the deck
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Dracula must be an EXTREMELY fast and clean eater. Unless perhaps he’s taking his meals elsewhere while he eats or he’s tossing leftovers overboard. I mean, are we to assume he’s been completely eating whole men, leaving behind no evidence (not even a little blood, some guts, or a pesky little phalanx) and he’s been able to do it without being seen (despite having had men come searching immediately after hearing the victim’s cry)?
#dracula daily#dude licks his chops#or maybe he's back to his old tricks of playing housekeeper as well as monster and he spends his down time scrubbing the deck
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