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why the jedi gotta do chants tho
maybe they're really well known for their pop ballads
hey you know how in the late nineties we all went batshit for gregorian chants as like, a genre, for inexplicable reasons?
did the gffa have an equally baffling love for Jedi hymns for a hot second. can you go to any spopshop (space opshop) and find approximately 346 discs of Jedi hymns vol 32 in the music section. are there nightcore remixes of 'hymn to the force(in h minor)', popularly known in temple as 'please grant me serenity so I might not punch this senator in the face'.
#star wars#shitposting#or maybe Jedi space shanties#actually yoda is a well known rapper it's just that no one can understand what the fuck he's saying#plo koon can bust out some really fabulous throat singing tho
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Because absolutely no one asked, a list of SWTCW ideas that I want to eventually write:
Maulsoka Spite Fic (that has accidentally grown kinda a plot) (in progress)
Rexsoka ~âWhat do you do with a drunken trooper?â~ space shanty AKA Rexâs brothersâ embarrass the shit out of him and Ahsoka thinks itâs adorable
Obikin Mortis AU, because when The Son said âHeâs mineâ I needed Obi-Wan to be like âBitch he is mineâ (in progress)
Rexsoka Big Brother(tm) Wolffe gives Rex the shovel talk after he âaccidentallyâ catches Rex slipping out Ahsokaâs room. Rex is both scared and a little annoyed because Wolffe is his brother, dammit. (Semi-related to my âthe-entire-wolfpack-treats-Ahsoka-like-their-little-sisterâ post)
Rexsoka & Obikin âWell it looks like we both decided this storage closet is the best place to steamily break the Jedi Code, isnât that terribly awkwardâ feat. human disaster Anakin Skywalker who is trying valiantly to pretend he was not just three seconds away from being railed by Obi-Wan while he demands to know what Rex and Ahsoka are doing there.
Rexsoka âThe Oriâvod Projectâ Post War fic where Rex and Ahsoka end up in charge of the program where the Vodâe protect Force-sensitive children until they are actually old enough to decide whether or not to join the Order. Feat. Rexsoka getting together, Rex melting over Ahsoka with kids, So Much Paperwork, Ahsoka tearing the Council a new asshole, and Maul being a chaotic disaster (in progress)
Rexsoka | Obikin âThere was only one escape podâ
Anakin getting (lovingly) fucked within an inch of his life, because he deserves it (Obikin main pairing, Anakin & Rex and Anakin & Fives friends with benefits brOTPs)
Rexsoka & Obikin 5+1 Times the Battalion Accidentally Acquired a Baby
Rexsoka Fives challenges Ahsoka to a âI can dekit a trooper faster than you canâ competition and Rex has to will away a boner so fiercely he almost blacks out when Ahsoka pounces on him like a goddamn predator to strip him out of his armor (in progress)
Rexsoka Barracks Truth or Dare, feat. brotherly (AKA ruthless) love
Obikin | Rexsoka Huddling for Warmth
Rexsoka hanging out in the barracks after finally getting together and getting lovingly teased by all the vod while they snuggle and hold hands
âPalps got eaten by the Zillo Beastâ Happy Ending AU, feat. Rexsoka and the boys babysitting the baby Skywalkers
Rex & Anakin brOTP Rex holding the Skywalker babies as Anakin tells them this is their Uncle Rex and Rex realizing that heâs Anakinâs brother and part of his family and maybe crying a little bit
Rexsoka Undercover in a Club AU, feat. protective Rex
Rexsoka Wedding, feat. Anakin crying like a baby and Plo giving Ahsoka away and Obi-Wan officiating and Ahsoka giving Rex some surprise news
#ruby liveblogs life#star wars#swtcw#rexsoka#obikin#fic ideas#i have no self control#and i'm not even sorry
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A Natural History of Tatooine, part 26/?
In which Luke returns to Obi-wan's hut, but it's kinda a letdown. Tor is undeterred, however.Â
(Previous installments)
(Oh, and the lyrics of the "Correllian shanty" are actually based off a sonnet from Rainer Maria Rilkeâs Book of Hours (II,2) that I am fond of.)
Luke leaned against the thick clay outer walls of Ben Kenobi's hut and pulled his knees up against his chest as he strove to remain in the rapidly dwindling patch of shade. It was only a few hours after first dawn, and the heat was already fierce. Mirages of imaginary water flickered out of the corner of his visions - an especially cruel illusion for foolhardy travelers caught wandering without appropriate precautions.
Stay-in-the-shadows was a game he'd played constantly as a child, whether by himself or in the company of a reprogrammed maintenance droid on the edges of the Lars family compound. Later, as a teenager, he'd indulged in a slightly more refined version, loitering outside the general store at Tosche Station with Camie and Biggs and whoever else was around.
He dug a finger idly through the sand, tracing out simple patterns, only to erase them upon completion. There was nothing else to do except sit and watch the desert and wait for Tor to finish the errand that had brought them here. And brood, of course. Â
He'd spent a restless night in Brother Amaeo's carved enclave in Beggar's Canyon, tossing and turning for hours after an unsettling dream in which he'd was paralyzed while Cray/Callista was dragged away by Tuskens loose on the <i>Eye of Palpatine</i> and Mara hovered over his shoulder in silent disapproval. An hour of silent meditation and prayers before first dawn calmed him before he joined his companions for a simple breakfast on the balcony overlooking the canyon where they'd dined the night before. Then he and Tor descended to the canyon floor, back to where they'd left the <i>Destiny</i> the previous evening.
Much to her disappointment, there was no further sign of canyon krayts about.
"Trust me, you don't want to mess with one," Luke assured her.
"But a <i>dragon</i>--" she protested, and he waved her off.
True to Luke's predictions, the flight to Ben Kenobi's hut was uneventful to the point of boredom. Whoever had chased them yesterday had given up, and no other ships appeared on the sensors to challenge them. Still, he gave Anchorhead a wide berth, emerging out of the Canyon onto the Benzin Plateau, bypassing the flat, featureless expanse of the Great Chott in favor of the endless monotony of the Dune Sea.
Even so, it was hard not to get lost in the stories, the memories that rushed back at him as he navigated. He did his best to remain focused on the controls and the coordinates, and Tor, sensing his mood, did not interrupt him with conversation.
Ben Kenobi's hut was unchanged since his previous visit, just before the Battle of Endor: a white rounded adobe dome, perched on the edge of the Jundland Wastes, overlooking the vast expanse of the Dune Sea. In the desert, with no rain, such dwellings could last for centuries. Inside, it was still the same mess of sand drifts and rubble, picked apart by scavengers and the vagaries of the wind.
The last time he'd been here, he'd nearly collapsed in a feverish sea of memories and visions. He'd made it out to his speeder, and had somehow ended up in the remains of the Lars homestead and watched the twin dawns from the ridge above the family compound. He braced himself for a similar flood of emotions as he entered the room for the first time in ten years... only to be surprised at how little he felt at all.
There was nothing here for him now. He'd laid all his ghosts to rest a long time ago--including Ben--and they'd gone wherever ghosts went when they werenât pestering the living. Ben might have given Luke his father's lightsaber in this house, but he hadn't left any tangible inheritance for his last apprentice.
Tor fell to digging through the sand drifts with gusto, but Luke had only been able to bear twenty minutes inside the hut before retreating outside to wait for her to finish whatever it was she thought she could accomplish here. He didn't know why Tor had seized on this mad assumption that Ben had hid uneti seeds on Tatooine, but maybe once she was satisfied that they weren't--
Actually, he wasn't sure what would happen then. He had no particular desire to return to Yavin and continue the practice period. Callista was out in the galaxy somewhere, and Mara was unlikely to return any time soon. Neither of them particularly wanted to see him at the moment--not that he could blame either of them, given how badly he'd screwed up.
Here he was, the great Luke Skywalker, war hero, Jedi master, famous and respected throughout the galaxy for his mighty powers and courageous deeds--and yet he'd trade it all to have them back with him a heartbeat. One of them. Both of them. Anything he could get. Â
He could go to Coruscant, he decided. It would be good to see Leia and Han and the children again, and they would be happy to see him; no questions asked. It was easy to talk to Leia, the way it was easy to talk to Tor, and Han, too, though in a very different way. Both of them would understand what had happened with Callista and Mara, and they wouldn't judge him for it. He would be safe there, sheltered. He could go down to the mid-levels and get some decent pilo-noodles, too. And if Tor continued to let him pilot her ship, he didn't see how she could object to him deciding the course for once.
She'd been right about flying, though. He missed it. Staying ground-bound in the rainy season was chafing at him. All those years, and he was still that eager hotshot, always looking for the horizon, always reaching for what was just beyond his grasp. But she hadn't thought it was a <i>bad</i> thing, the way Yoda had.
What had she said to him last night? <i>"You just have to find a way to make it work, that's all."</i> What did that even mean?
Even in the shadows, it was still hot. The heat didn't bother him much, not anymore. It was hot; that was how things were here. You accepted it or cursed it, but it was easier if you accepted it as a given and moved on with your life as best you could. He hadn't known things could be different until he'd set foot on Yavin for the first time with Han and Leia, flush from their escape from the first Death Star. And what a whirlwind his life had been since...
Since then, he'd had a lot of practice being uncomfortable, enough so that a little heat wasn't a big deal. And here he was again, back where it had all began, more or less. So much had changed, and yet--
Something flickered on the edge of his vision, a break in the monotony. He turned, yanked the macrobinoculars out of the sack next to him and fiddled with the focus to zoom in on the spot in question.
Tuskens. Absolutely <i>no</i> mistaking them. Confused, puzzled, but no sign of agitation or attack--
And then they were gone.
Luke stared, his mind racing through the possibilities. He wasn't worried, exactly - but his last encounters with Tuskens kidnapped by the <i>Eye of Palpatine</i> had been very unpleasant, and the one before that - chasing Artoo down through the canyons with Threepio in tow - hadn't been much better. He couldn't say he was looking forward to more fights should it come down to that. Now that he was aware of their presence, he and Tor could avoid them.
He heard footsteps crunching on the gravel, and jerked the macrobinoculars down more quickly than he'd meant to, even though he knew it wasn't a Tusken who approached him.
"You all right?" Tor asked, slumping down beside him in what little shade remained.
"Sand People," he said to where he'd spotted them. "On the far side of the canyon over there, watching us. They're gone now."
"Should I be concerned?"
"I'm not," Luke said, and meant it. "They were checking us out, but it didn't seem like they meant any harm. I have a feeling that they believe this place is haunted, even though it's been twenty years since Ben lived here."
"That'll do it," Tor agreed. "How does it feel to be back after all this time?"
"It reminds me of the old Correllian shanty, 'Widening Circles'," Luke said. "You know it?"
"'I live my life in widening circles,'" Tor sang. "'Ones that reach out across the stars. I may not complete this last journey, but I surrender to it.... '"
Luke joined in on the chorus: "'Millennia come and go, and I still don't know - am I a falcon, a storm, or a great song?'"
Han was especially fond of that song, and he and Luke had sung it often during the dark, cold, awful days with the Rebellion, when comforts were few and far between. It was, Han explained one evening when they were fixing up the <i>Falcon</i>, the inspiration for the ship's name--only he'd had to explain to Luke what a falcon was. There wasn't anything like those swift-diving avians on Tatooine.
"That strange, huh?" Tor said, when they had finished.
"Are you surprised?"
"Not especially. You have this look about you when you're brooding," she said.
He had to smile at that. She never failed to call him out on it. "Maybe you can write a paper on Jedi social behaviors instead of uneti trees. Or anti-social behaviors, if you prefer. Speaking of which, did you find what you were looking for in there?"
She shook her head. "No. No sign of any seeds or any surviving material that would suggest they were ever here."
Luke resisted the strong temptation to say <i>I told you so</i>. "What about underground?" There were additional living quarters undergrown, spaces for growth tanks and 'vaporator parts and all the necessities for eking out a relatively self-sufficient existence on Tatooine. He'd never personally set foot in them, but he knew they were there.
"Nothing down there except a nest of hive-spiders and a pseudoscorpion, none of whom were especially pleased to have me intrude on their living quarters."
"So, what now?" he asked, as diplomatically as possible. "I was thinking maybe we could go to Cor--"
Tor cut him off before he could finish the thought. "We go on to where the trees are," she said, as if it were obvious.
He stared at her. "Just like that?"
"I didn't think there would be any seeds here," Tor said patiently, as if explaining the obvious. "I was sure he planted them. But this place was on the way, and I thought it reasonable to check to make sure."
"What makes you think he planted them?" Luke asked.
The whole thing had the makings of a conspiracy theory, and he didn't understand it. He knew she loved the uneti trees, was determined to bring them back from their near-extinction--that was why he'd enlisted her help at the Academy, after all--but he wasn't sure why she had fixated so much on the idea of Obi-wan Kenobi establishing a population after the fall of the Old Republic. On <i>Tatooine</i>, of all places.
She was quiet for a while. "Call it a hunch," she said at last. "I know what it's like to be in exile, without any hope of return. I know what it's like to be entrusted with something important. He brought the seeds here, and he couldn't keep them in storage for twenty years if he wanted them to stay viable; he had to grow them out somewhere. That much I know for certain. The only question is if I'm right about <i>where</i> he planted them."
"You think so?" Luke was skeptical, but figured they might as well go and see, since they'd come this far.
And it wasn't like he had anything else more pressing on his schedule anymore.
"Shall we go and find out?" She rose to her feet, reached out a hand to him.
'<i>I live my life in widening circles, ones that reach out across the stars. I may not complete this last, but I surrender to it</i>--'
He accepted her hand, let her help him up. "Yes."
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Drastic Measures (Chapter Six)
True to Kimbleâs word, the sublevel exit left them on the beach. They were sheltered from the main thoroughfares of Raiderâs Cove for a few minutes, but Theron knew they wouldnât have long before they were pursued. âWe need to get off this planet,â he muttered. âMy shuttle should be nearly finished refueling â if they havenât impounded it yet, I can remotely pilot it to our location.â
âWould the bounty hunters think to capture your shuttle?â Xaja asked as she warily looked around.
âHard to tell.â Theron took her hand and tugged her back to the relative shelter offered by the palm trees. âThereâs still no actual law enforcement here, is there, Kimble?â
âThat would require laws to enforce.â Kimble adjusted his rucksack over his shoulder. âBut depending how large that pirate crew is and how smart the captain is, they might have sent people back to the docks to figure out which shipâs yours.â
âWonderful.â Theron whirled, hearing muffled yells from inside Kimbleâs residence. âWe can argue a plan later. Anyone in the town who might help us?â
âWith a hundred million credits on the line?â
âIf we get to the jungle,â Xaja interjected, âwe might be able to lose them and get the shuttle to pick us up there.â
âYes, while trying to avoid every single animal in that jungle,â Kimble complained. âRemember the wampas from the last time we were here?â
âThe most the animals are gonna do is eat us. They wonât stab us in the back for credits.â
âNo, but the spice runners in there might.â Kimble gestured out in the general direction of the jungle with his hand. âThe townâs expanded since we were last here, and thereâs a whole lot of disreputable stuff that goes on there, even by Raiderâs Cove standards. We go that way, weâre as good as dead.â
Blaster fire rang out overhead. Theron swore and dropped Xajaâs hand to return fire at the bounty hunters emerging from the house. Kimble took position to his right. âWeâre gonna be good as dead if we donât get out of here!â he snapped at the medic. âBest shot is to run back for the landing zones and get to my shuttle.â
âRight through Raiderâs Cove,â Kimble sarcastically retorted as he nailed one of the hunters with a shot to the head. It was almost disturbing that the man who specialized in healing people was equally as good at killing them when necessary. âThat canât possibly go badly at all.â
âThe entire town canât be looking for us,â Xaja interjected. âNot yet, at least â kriff!â There was the snap-hiss of a saber blade igniting and a blue swirl in front of Theron. The bolt that would have hit him was deflected back to its origins. Shouts from the hunters changed with the recognition of a lightsaber, and Theron cringed inwardly as he remembered just how many bounties still existed for captured Jedi. âAre the lower docks still accessible?â
âIf itâs not high-tide and you donât mind getting chased by crabs or the odd adventurous pirate, yes!â Kimble shot down another hunter. âAssuming, of course, we get there alive.â
âIâm on it.â Theron blinked a command into his implants, and the interface over his left eye showed him a few vulnerable-looking pipes along the side of the building. He angled his blaster up a hair and fired. The shot hit the pipe, but didnât make it rupture like heâd planned. âFor kriffâs sake ââ
The lightsaber suddenly flew past him and zoomed over the heads of the bounty hunters, striking the pipe dead-on. Coolant fluid exploded over the hunters, earning screams of pain and fury; it bought Theron enough time to whirl and catch Xaja as she caught the thrown lightsaber and sagged in his arms. âOww. âKay, maybe⊠a small mistakeâŠâ she groaned as she shakily attempted to regain her balance. She grasped the lapels of Theronâs jacket just to stay upright, shaking like a leaf and far too pale.
âTwo years in carbonite and you still have no self-preservation instincts,â Kimble groaned. âThe drugs wonât have kicked in fast enough for you to try using the Force!â
âWeâll argue about that later!â Theron stooped and picked Xaja up. âYou know any shortcuts?â
âYeah, but be ready to drop her and start shooting again.â Kimble started running south along the beach, toward the rocky outcropping that separated the town from the shanty village serving as the marketplace. âThis way!â
Any situation that ended with the Chancellor, the Supreme Commander, the Chancellorâs most trusted advisors, and the representative from Zakuul all in one office was a bad situation. Jace tried to ignore the throbbing in his head as he stood at rest behind the seat designated as his, too close to the smarmy-looking git that Zakuul had sent as its representative in the Senate. Several nights of too little sleep and too much brandy as he tried to drown out the pain of his sonâs suicide was taking its toll on him. Satele was little better: sheâd barely said two words in the days since arriving at his apartment door, face ashen and visibly trying to hold her shattered composure together, and failing spectacularly.
He stood to attention as Chancellor Saresh finally entered the room, flanked by two of the Senate guards. âAmbassador Larill,â she tersely greeted the Zakuulan representative as she sat behind her imposing desk. âI trust you have a good reason for calling a meeting like this on such urgent notice?â
âIndeed, Chancellor. The declaration of war is an urgent matter, is it not?â
Jaceâs eyes widened, then narrowed suspiciously at the Zakuulanâs words. What declaration of war? Even if Saresh had been pushing for executive administrative power over the course of the war, any declarations of war (whether by or against the Republic) would have had to have crossed his desk. And he knew that no such notice had come to his attention.
Sareshâs eyes bulged, and her mouth opened and closed twice before she finally snapped back at the Zakuulan. âWhat do you mean, the declaration of war? The Republic has done nothing but honour the treaty terms your Emperor imposed on us!â
âHave you, then? Then explain this to me, ChancellorâŠâ Larill rested his hands on the desk and leaned forward into Sareshâs space. âWhy was there a Republic saboteur laying a plan to attack the Spireâs civilian population?â
âA Republic⊠what?â
âI know you heard me.â He levelled a cold gaze at the Chancellor. âWe have surveillance footage and eyewitness accounts of a reported Republic asset setting highly explosive detonite charges across the Spire. Had he been able to activate them, he would have killed thousands, if not millions, of my people. Sending a spy to my planet with the intention to commit an act of terrorism constitutes an act of war, Chancellor.â
âWe sent no spies to Zakuul, and certainly no saboteurs! Civilian-targeted terrorism is beneath the Republicâs standards.â Saresh had regained something of her composure, and her shock had morphed into fury. âIf you seek combatants more inclined to attack civilians, you should look at the Empire. Their spies fake my peoplesâ accent well enough.â
Larillâs eyes narrowed as a malicious smile spread over his face. âAh, but would someone from the Sith Empire have attacked my people for the sake of rescuing one of your own?â The smile widened. âYour terrorist was interrupted before he could set off the charges, but he did manage to commit another act of terrorism while he fled: He aided the escape of the Outlander assassin responsible for the murder our Immortal Emperor Valkorion. A former member of your Jedi Order, that woman is potentially more dangerous than even he is.â
â⊠The Outlander assassin? Itâs a myth. No such person from the Republic ever made it onto Zakuul to ââ
âEnough of your lies!â The ambassador slammed down a holotransmitter and activated it. The lights formed to show two rotating human faces: one male, one female. âYou will surrender the terrorist and the assassin to Zakuulan custody, or we will declare war on the Republic â and this time, no treaty will save you.â
Jace felt the blood drain out of his face â not at the Zakuulanâs words, but at the two images he saw rotating on Sareshâs desk. The woman he recognized; everyone in the higher-up ranks of Republic Command knew Jedi Master Xaja Taerich, or at least knew of her. Heâd only spoken with her over the holo a couple of times, but had been impressed by her courage and her attitude of âdo what needs doing, figure out the diplomatic questions later.â Heâd been as upset as the rest of the Republic when he heard of her death aboard Darth Marrâs flagship (even if he quietly judged her for being there in the first place). The idea that she could be the infamous assassin was outrageous.
The male face made his heart break, and he stomped out the tendril of hope before it could take root. Theron⊠it canât be you. Why you?
Sareshâs eyes narrowed as she studied the faces. âThe woman, according to all Republic intelligence, is long dead. Xaja Taerich was killed by your forces immediately before the war broke out. I donât have the man, but I can identify him for you.â She either didnât see Jaceâs eyes widen in horror, or ignored it. âHis name is Theron Shan, and he is a disavowed rogue agent ââ
âWas a disavowed rogue agent.â Jace almost wasnât aware that heâd spoken until Larill raised a questioning eyebrow at him and Saresh shot him a murderous glare. âAccording to my⊠personal sources, Theron Shan is dead. He was killed several days ago.â Those words still hurt to say, as though every time he spoke them, they were made more real. If he ignored them, perhaps he could imagine that his son still livedâŠ
âYour sources are incorrect, Commander Malcom.â The Zakuulan dismissively turned away from the grizzled veteran. âAs are yours, Chancellor. Either that, or youâre lying to me to protect this⊠Taerich and Shan. Where are they?â
âIf I had either of them, Iâd give them to you on a platter,â Saresh snapped, and now Jace was convinced she was actively ignoring his glare. She knew Theron had been a personal favourite agent of his, even if she didnât know of their familial connection as far as Jace knew. âMaster Taerich was an arrogant, rebellious traitor to the Republic, and Agent Shan was responsible for the deaths of thousands of Republic military personnel and civilians on Ziost. If they still lived, I would be delighted to hand them over to you and rid myself of two nuisances.â
Theron Shan and Xaja Taerich were two of the best assets the Republic had! Jace silently raged as his fist clenched behind his back. And this is how you honour their memory?!
âOh, I can assure you that they live still. These images were taken only three days ago.â Larill smirked cruelly. âEmperor Arcann is most displeased with this act of rebellion from the Republic, Chancellor. You will give me the terrorist and the assassin.â
âIf I knew where they were, Iâd point you right to them! I would hand them over in slave collars!â
âBig words mean nothing without actions.â Larill turned and sauntered out of the office. âYou have one standard week to produce the two assets, or Emperor Arcann will retaliate. I wonder what world heâll burn first⊠Balmorra? Dantooine? Coruscant itself?â
The door to the office hissed closed, and for a long minute there was silence. Saresh finally lunged to her feet and whirled to face Jace, ignoring the rest of her advisors. âWhere is he, Malcom?â she snarled. âI want him â now.â
âWhat makes you think I know where Theron is? My last report indicated he was dead!â No way was Jace mentioning that his knowledge came from the suicide note Theron had sent him. âIf he actually does liveâŠâ
âI expect you to know where he is because heâs your bastard son!â The Chancellor exclaimed. âItâs his life or the entire Republic, Commander. I know which one I would choose.â Â She narrowed her eyes at him, leaning across the table. âFind him â ask his mother, for all I care â and drag his sorry shebs back here or give me coordinates to give to Zakuul!â
Saresh pushed herself back to stand tall with a huff. âAnd where you find him, youâll probably find Taerich. They always seemed to be joined at the hip.â She smirked, giving a snort of derisive laughter. âLike father, like son.â
Jaceâs face drained of all colour as the furious Chancellor stalked out of the room, followed by her entourage of guards and advisors. How did she knowâŠ? Theron. I need to find Theron. What he was going to do after he found his son, he wasnât sure yet.
He was pounding on Marcus Trantâs office door twenty minutes later, and sighed in relief when the SIS Director finally let him in. âFinally. I need to talk to you. Itâs about â â
âTheron? I was just about to call you.â Marcus handed Jace a datapad. âYou need to read this. I heard the ultimatum to Saresh about a minute before I saw this.â
âWhat ââ Jace fell back into a chair as Arcannâs broadcasted message scrolled before his eyes. Images of the two supposed rogues that Zakuul was hunting matched what Larill showed Saresh in the meeting â and the male looked so much like Theron that Jaceâs heart skipped a beat. It was an identical match, down to the implants and the haircut and the facial expression. Jace was reasonably sure Theron didnât have a twin brother.
âOne of my agents thinks heâs spotted Theron on Rishi, with a woman who might be Master Taerich. That intelâs only come in an hour ago.â Marcus rested his elbows on his desk and watched Jace absorb the news. âKriff whatever suicide note Theron sent you â heâs alive, Jace. Alive and getting into more trouble than usual.â
âMy sonâŠâ Jace set the datapad down and raked his hands over his scarred face, grateful for Marcus tactfully turning his head and ignoring the tear trickling out of the Supreme Commanderâs eye. He coughed, regaining his composure. âHow soon can your people get in contact with him and get him to safety?â
His life, or the entire Republic. Jace felt sick knowing that he was prioritizing his sonâs safety over the people heâd sworn to protect⊠but he couldnât betray Theron. Not like this. Not now.
âHeâs been actively avoiding SIS contact since he left Coruscant,â Marcus grunted in frustration and picked up his half-empty mug of caf. Taking a sip, he frowned, then put it down. âIf that is actually Master Taerich with him, we might be able to reach her. I have a report that one affiliate of the Order was last sighted on Rishi fairly recentl ââ He paused as a text tone sounded in the office. âThatâs not mine.â
âItâs mine,â Jace said. He numbly reached for his comm, recognizing the tone: it was customized for Theronâs messages. The last time heâd heard that sound, heâd screamed his denial of his sonâs suicide note and thrown the device across the room after trying to call Theron and not getting an answerâŠ
Not dead yet. Canât talk, will explain later. Sorry. T.
âFor fuckâs sake, Theron!â Jace shouted at the comm, ignoring Marcus choking on his caf.
Thank the Force for low tide, Xaja thought to herself as the trio hurried through waist-high ocean water. Doc was just in front of them, holding his rucksack with his medical gear on his shoulders to keep the bag dry. Theron was only a step or two behind the medic, still holding Xaja in his arms and frequently casting worried glances over his shoulder. Xaja had offered to get down and run on her own when the throbbing in her head from using the Force had eased somewhat, but Theron had only adjusted his grip on her and refused to set her down.
It was probably a fortunate thing for Xaja, if less so for Theron. She was short enough that the water height would have impeded her movements more than it did the men with her, even without the lingering muscle weakness. Docâs medicines had made her feel much better, but she could tell she wasnât whole yet.
The trio darted into the shadows that Bootleggerâs Market cast over the water and Doc took a quick look around. âI donât see any pirates or crabs yet,â he hissed. âHow far awayâs your shuttle, Shan?â
âOn the other side of the market, naturally,â Theron muttered as he finally set Xaja down on her feet and kept an arm around her back to steady her. âYou okay?â
âYeah, better than I was.â Xaja gave Theron a smile, then craned her neck around to look for any signs of pursuit. âThose hunters wonât be far behind usâŠâ
âYeah. We need to keep moving. I donât feel like dying today.â Doc resettled his rucksack on his back, well above the water. âLetâs move.â
âIf we can find somewhere with a news terminal on the way, so much the better,â Theron said as he hurried alongside Doc. He held Xajaâs hand tightly, half to support her, half to ensure he couldnât lose her in the darkness under the docks. âI want to find this bounty posting and see who wants our heads this badly.â
âWe can narrow that down with who can afford to pay that much for your heads,â Doc muttered. âGood news is, if we turn you in to whoeverâs looking for you, we can probably get enough to afford the cure for the carboni ââ
âNot an option,â Xaja quickly said, giving Doc a glare. âWeâre not turning Theron in, even if theyâre offering the cure itself.â
âI was kidding!â Doc protested.
âThanks, Kimble,â Theron growled. He tugged Xaja closer to his side, frowning back over his shoulder. âThey should have been following us by now,â he muttered. âWhy arenât they?â
âI, for one, am not complaining about that,â Doc retorted.
The spy sighed. âI will be if weâre walking into a trap,â he hissed.
âThere were a few other routes we could have taken to get back to the shore and the town itself once we were off the beach,â Xaja pointed out. âMaybe they think we took one of those?â
âThings never go that easily,â Theron grumbled. âThereâs gotta be a trap in here.â
âBesides the spice runners, the odd pirate, and the crabs?â Doc looked around. âI donât see anything else.â
Xaja frowned, considering risking opening her senses to the Force. The splash of ocean water against her thighs made her look down and frown. Hadnât that just been at her knees? âDoc, what time does the tide come in?â
âMid-day, usually around 13:00.â
Theron frowned, then blinked in that strange way that let Xaja know he was interacting with his implants, and his eyes went wide. âWould now be a bad time to let you know that itâs 12:53?â
âKriffing hell,â Doc groaned. âThis is not how I thought today was going to go when I woke up this morning.â He squinted into the darkness. âI think the nearest access to surface-level is this way.â
âI guess now weâre going to find out if all of Raiderâs Cove is actively gunning for us,â Xaja muttered as she hurried beside Theron. âIs that better or worse than drowning under the docks?â
âBetter, I think,â Theron quickly responded. âWe can shoot the bounty hunters and get intel while weâre up there. We canât exactly do that against the ocean.â
âI dunno, drowning sounds like it would be less painful,â Doc piped up.
âIf weâre dying here, I want to die fighting,â Theron grumbled. âNot swimming.â
âGuys, maybe less talk about ways to die and more trying to actively avoid dyingâŠ?â
âYou started it, Red.â
âAnd now Iâm ending it! Iâm not kriffing dying until Iâve found a way to kick Arcannâs ass for freezing me for two years!â
Two run-ins with giant shellback crabs and several long minutes of running through rapidly-rising seawater later, and Theron finally ran up the ramp to the market thoroughfare. He immediately dodged between two buildings and shifted to the side as Xaja hurried up beside him, Kimble right behind her. âI vote we never do that again,â the spy muttered as he bent over and focused on breathing. He was far from out of shape, but running and swimming through water that, by the time theyâd escaped the lower dock levels, had been up to his chest was exhausting.
âI canât believe Iâm saying this, but I agree with you,â Kimble said as he looked over his shoulder. âGood news is, the meds are still dry.â
âGood,â Xaja mumbled as she rested her back against the wall and closed her eyes. She was shaking, and Theron didnât think it was from feeling cold this time. He worriedly frowned, placing a hand on her shoulder. She opened her eyes again and gave him a weary smile. âIâm okay, just drained.â
âI can believe it.â What had been chest-high for him and Kimble had been nearly shoulder-high for the small Jedi, and there had been a moment of panic for the spy when he almost lost her in the dark water. He leaned in and kissed her forehead, half to reassure himself that she was all right. âKeep breathing, okay? Take it easy for a second. Kimble, can you ââ
âOn it.â Kimble was already moving over to check on Xaja. âAny muscle spasms? Dizziness? MigrainesâŠ?â
Theron crept back out of the alley as he heard Xajaâs negative answers to Kimbleâs questions, carefully looking around. No signs of pursuit; no prickles on the back of his neck warning him of danger; no pirates suspiciously looking around for someone matching his description. He frowned, slowly nodded, and made his way over to a public data terminal. Letâs see if Xajaâs the subject of any new bounty postings.
It was easy enough for him to slice into the terminalâs files and connect to the HoloNet, but he didnât even have to go to a specific bounty forum before the broadcast flashed through his vision. Whatâs worse, he wondered, realising weâre both going to be hunted by everyone and their mother, or⊠did they find the explosives? If Xaja ever finds out about that⊠His face drained of all colour as he mechanically downloaded the broadcast to his implants, then turned and felt his heart leap into his throat when he saw a couple of well-armoured individuals walking down the causeway. More bounty hunters? Or would Arcann have sent agents from Zakuul across the galaxy to find us? He slipped through the crowd and just avoided the huntersâ sight as he ducked back into the alley.
Xaja looked up as Kimble put away his scanner, apparently satisfied with whatever heâd seen in the results. âI was starting to worry, Theron,â she said, then frowned. âAre you all right? You look like youâve seen a ghost.â
âGotta agree with her,â Kimble agreed as he squinted at Theron. âYou sure youâre okay?â
âFor now,â Theron said. He cast a glance over his shoulder. âBut we wonât be okay if we donât get off Rishi now.â Making eye contact with Xaja, he grimaced. He hated having to say this to her. âThe bountyâs legit. Arcannâs after both of us. He doesnât have our names yet, but itâs only a matter of time.â
Xaja paled visibly despite the shadowy alley. âFierfek. Where can we run to?â
âI donât know,â Theron confessed. âWeâll figure that out when weâre not here.â He took Xajaâs hand and looked at Kimble. âYouâre not on that bounty yet, butâŠâ
âIf word gets out Iâm helping you, theyâll add me fast enough.â Kimble set his jaw in determination. âIâm going with you. Someoneâs gotta keep track of these meds and keep Xaja alive.â
âGood.â Xaja gave the medic a tight smile and stepped back out to the alley exit with Theron. âWeâre close to the shuttle, right?â
âIsh. If weâre lucky we might be able to get off-world before those hunters realize we didnât drown.â Theron stepped out of the alley after taking another hard look around. No immediate dangerâ he started hurrying toward the docks with Xaja at his side, Kimble on her other side. Donât make eye contact; donât draw attention, he silently repeated in his head, over and over again. Just act casual and maybe nobody will notice. Ten more metres passed underfoot. So far so good. See, the rampâs just ahead. Youâre just fineâŠ
The first blaster shot whizzed by his ear. Theron acted on instinct as he whirled and shoved Xaja down, trying to identify the source of that shot. âShuttleâs two hundred metres to the left, preflight checks are done. Run!â
âEasier said than done!â Kimble yelled back, opening fire. Theron glanced over, finding the medic taking aim at the pirates swarming the causeway. He squeezed off two shots, taking down two of the pursuers. âWhatâs your next brilliant escape plan?â
Theron loudly swore and started shooting at the pirates, pressing his back against a stack of crates for cover. âIâm making this up as I go!â
âOh, isnât that reassuring!â
âCan you two quit arguing for five minutes?â Xaja snapped as she activated one of her lightsabers and spun the blade, deflecting two shots back to the pirates. One man dropped dead, another staggered from a wound. âIf we canât make it to the shuttle, can it make it to us?â
âAs long as nobodyâs identified and boarded it,â Theron muttered as he connected to the shuttleâs piloting systems through the implants again. âETA of forty seconds, weâre making this a running jump again.â
âGreat.â Kimble flinched from a shot that bounced off a lamppost beside his head. âThereâs no possible way this could go wrong.â
âThereâs only room for one cynic in this group, and thatâs me, Kimble!â
âFor kriffâs sake, you two! Not the time or ââ Xaja cried out and fell to her knees, lightsaber deactivating. Theron paled and grabbed her as she sagged, and felt his heart nearly stop when he saw the ugly blaster burn on her left shoulder.
âHey, âsâokay , Red,â Kimble quickly soothed as he crouched on Xajaâs other side behind the crates. He holstered his blaster in favour of pulling the injured Jedi upright. âYou know, if you wanted our attention that bad, you didnât have to get yourself shot to do it.â
Xaja snorted, although the motion made her wince and clutch onto Theronâs jacket sleeve. âOww. Oh, that hurt.â
âHow do you attract the worst sorts of trouble?â Theron asked as he wrapped an arm around Xajaâs waist to keep her upright.
âTraveling with you?â
Theron wasnât above glaring at the pretty Jedi, no matter how much he cared for her. âThanks so much for that.â A smirk tugged at the corner of his mouth until the whine of his shuttle engines drew his attention sharply to the right. âKimble, can you get her on board if I cover you?â
âOn it.â The medic grunted as he took Xajaâs weight from Theron, hauling the Jediâs uninjured arm over his shoulders as the shuttle appeared beside them. âHow close can you get?â
âThatâs as close as weâre getting before I start hitting the causeway. Jump!â Theron spun to cover the medic and Jedi, both blasters firing to give them cover from the pirates. He heard Kimble grumble incoherently, followed by the sounds of two humans jumping off the causeway. There were no sounds of splashing from anyone hitting the water below. That was good. Edging backward toward the ramp, blaster fire was visible out of the corner of his eye. Heâd barely noticed Kimble leaning out of the shuttle and shooting at the pirates before he whirled and took a running leap to the ramp. âXajaâs on?â he asked as he landed in a crouch and ran into the shelter of the vesselâs interior.
âIâm here,â Xajaâs strained voice answered. The Jedi was slouched in one of the chairs, gingerly trying to wriggle her injured arm out of the jacket sleeve and wincing with every movement. âYouâre not hurt?â
âNo, I ââ Theron cringed as the blaster bolt slammed into the side of his shuttle as Kimble slammed the control for the ramp to raise. âLetâs move! Kimble, see what you can do about that shot while Iâm getting us out of here.â
âAlready on it! Do you have any sort of decent medical equipment on this thing?â
âFirst aid kitâs in the first locker on your left,â Theron called over his shoulder as he ran for the pilotâs seat. Okay, whereâs close enough for a short jump from hereâŠ
âThis is almost a worse crime against medicine than Redâs attempts to do anything with kolto,â Kimble loudly complained as he scowled at the depleted contents of the first aid kit.
âI heard that!â Xaja growled, although the words were lost in a hiss as Theronâs piloting made her shift to the left and bump her shoulder. âOh, kriffâŠâ
âEasy. I gotcha.â Kimble set the kit down; Theron could hear him gingerly removing Xajaâs jacket so he could look at the burn. âOh, thatâs hardly anything compared to what you picked up on Makeb, remember?â
âI try not to remember that entire month-long shit-showâŠâ
The twitch in the back of his mind made Theron look up at the same time that Xaja did. A second later, a turbolaser bolt slammed into the water just to the starboard side of the shuttle, making Theron yell as he righted the vessel. âKriffing hell, they didnât wait long to start chasing us!â He gunned the engines through Rishiâs atmosphere and scowled when he noticed no less than three ships on his tail, with more coming up. âHang on, this is gonna get rough!â
âWhy does anyone do anything with you, Shan?â Kimble loudly complained. âEverything you touch becomes a disaster!â
âI resent that!â Theron plugged in nearby coordinates, just enough for a short hyperspace jump to throw the pirates off their track. âJumping to hyperspace in threeâŠâ
Another ship suddenly emerged into real-space just over their heads. Theron barely had time to register the make of the ship as an X-70B Phantom, but didnât have the chance to wonder why that ship was familiar before he was swerving around it and gunning it for hyperspace.
âHoly â !â Reanden pulled up hard on the Shadowâs controls as he came out into realspace virtually on top of a nondescript shuttle hauling ass away from Rishi. And the spy could understand why â he counted no less than three ships, all tagged by local gangs, jumping into hyperspace immediately after the shuttle. Another half-dozen swarmed in the atmosphere.
âI donât envy whoeverâs in that shuttle,â Dr. Lokin dryly remarked as he watched the ships vanish into space. âYou donât supposeâŠâ
âOne small ship being chased by two or three pirate gangs?â Reandenâs eyes narrowed. âI donât think Iâve ever seen a bounty posting as high as the one Arcannâs put out. If that is Shanâs ship, theyâre going to have everyone chasing them across the galaxy.â
âYour daughterâs proving to be more difficult to keep track of than your sons, combined.â Lokin shook his head. âAre we pursuing?â
âDamn straight we are. SCORPIO, calculate where that shipâs trajectory will put them at. Weâre going after them.â
The droid gave Reanden what might be described as a condescending look, but she obeyed the order. âThe shuttleâs current trajectory puts it in line for arriving in Mandaâs orbital path within a standard hour. The pursuing pirate ships will not be far behind.â
âAnd neither will we.â The old spy quickly plugged in the coordinates, and the Shadow leapt into hyperspace in pursuit of the pirates and their target.
#drastic measures#alternate universe#mwahahaha#spydad is on the hunt!#and commander!dad feelings!#i think i broke jace#does this make me a bad person?#also we hate saresh#even if we don't already#we do now#theron/xaja#all the snark#theron and doc do not ever stop bickering#ever#and xaja's running out of patience for the snark#giant chase scene through all of raider's cove#because why not?#can you imagine if this was happening at the same time as the great hunt#omg#cameos from marcus trant#theron is going to be the reason jace has a heart attack#@andveryginger is the best beta reader#did i reach the hashtag limit#apparently not#next chapter coming soon!#*maniacal cackling*
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