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Another day, another “haha man get pregnant isn’t that hilarious?” trend popping up on my damn TikTok FYP.
The joke here—just in case anyone can’t tell—is that a man can’t get pregnant, so the punchline is the idea of a situation in which a man could get pregnant. Isn’t that hilarious, guys? The idea that someone who’s a man could get pregnant? So funny /s.
(Also, before anyone points out “can’t not” and tries to say that actually it’s affirming and agreeing that men can get pregnant, you can tell from the context that the intent is obviously not that, and it’s just the whole ‘funny when I mess up my words’ humor. If he’s saying that he can get pregnant, then the Impregnator Guy would agree with him.)
#transandrophobia#transphobia#idek what else to put in my tags#no rant this time#the video on my pfp was of a bi person who uses she/they pronouns saying it about a fictional man 😑😑😑#like you’re queer too!!! you should know better!!!#why is the idea that a man could get pregnant funny? haha butt baby. wow imagine if we lived in a world where men could get pregnant!!!#think about it really hard!#(also the funny being the idea of getting fictional men butt pregnant was a huge theme of screenies in a different post I have too)#also the other funny is that the audio butchers words and uses incorrect grammar… uh the same way that the entire internet makes fun of-#anyone with English as a second language who doesn’t know it 100% perfectly#or maybe I’m just the friend who’s too woke 🙃#sigh…#and you might say that 494 isn’t that many. but imagine 494 people in a room with you 👍#also even with the double negative it doesn’t make sense. if I say that I can’t not be sitting down it means that I’m sitting down forever
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what would you say (if i told you i love you)? — charles leclerc
PART: 2/? (read part 1 here)
summary. in which childhood best friends blur the lines between what they’ve always known, and something more
warnings. swearing, reader and charles cuteness but also obliviousness again, mentions of f*rerrai, arthur and joris being sarcastic bc they’re also sick of charles and y/n being oblivious
pairings. charles leclerc x artsy!reader
face claim. tara michelle
author’s note. took a few creative liberties with this one in terms of the auction (especially the price, i have no idea what modern art sells for) but we’re going to overlook that ☺️
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pierregasly 😉 joris_trouche simp behaviour ↳ charles_leclerc tais toi / shut up arthur_leclerc so that’s where you were this morning! 😃 yourusername thank you for taking me 😊 c’était parfait / it was perfect ↳ charles_leclerc any time :)
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y/nsart study: reflection & refraction. inspired by a morning swim on monaco beach (which charles woke me up at 4am for 🙄)
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charles_leclerc you loved it really 😉
y/nsart 🙃
charles_leclerc your talent never ceases to amaze me, chérie
y/nsart thank you char 🥰
leclerc_pascale Vraiment magnifique! / truly magnificent
y/nsart ❤️
username i’m speechless. imagine being this talented
username telling my kids this is da vinci
arthur_leclerc i swear you only went last week?? how long did it take you to paint these?
y/nsart they’re only small so not that long!
charles_leclerc she’s barely left her apartment all week because she’s been painting 😑
y/nsart don’t expose me 😔
charles_leclerc now that you’ve finally finished… movie night? 🙂
y/nsart omw
username have you ever thought about selling some of your paintings? because i’d pay definitely pay for these 😍
y/nsart i’ve never really considered it, but maybe in the future!
username UHM HELLO?! WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE SECOND SLIDE???
username HJSHJS THEY’RE SO CUTE
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joris_trouche looks very friendly 😁👍 ↳ arthur_leclerc 😂😂 charles_leclerc arthur… delete this 🙄 yourusername neither are you mate x ↳ arthur_leclerc it’s disney of course i’m not ↳ yourusername not the disney slander 🥲 leclerc_pascale Très mignon! / very cute ↳ arthur_leclerc n’est-ce pas ☺️ / aren’t they just
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y/nsart i’m so excited to announce that four of my paintings from the ‘flow’ exhibition will be going on sale at monaco fine art auction next week! thank you so much to everyone who’s supported me and my art in the past few months. it means the world to me 🩵
if you’re interested in bidding for any of these paintings, don’t hesitate to stop by monte carlo sales hall between 12 and 2:30pm! hopefully i’ll see you guys there 🌊
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username i wish i had the money to buy these 🥲 but i’m broke lols x
username the one on the third slide looks so real omg
charles_leclerc i’ll be there 🫡
y/nsart you say that like you have a choice 😭 i need you there for moral support
charles_leclerc whatever you want, chérie x
username charles stop simping on main challenge
leclerc_pascale Je suis si fière de toi, ma fille ❤️ / so proud of you, my girl
y/nsart je n'ai encore rien vendu, ne parlez pas trop vite 😭 / i haven’t sold anything yet, don’t speak too soon
leclerc_pascale Vous le ferez 😊 / you will
username so excited!!
username oh my god these are beautiful 😍
username you’re so talented 💗 did you study art at university?
y/nsart yes! i studied at the sorbonne in paris :)
username your art style is incredible! i’ve been painting for 3 years but i still can’t quite capture this kind of realism like you 🥲
y/nsart oh trust me it’s taken a long time to perfect 😅 keep going and discovering your own unique art style! i promise it will all come together sooner than you think 💕
username oh my gosh thank you so much ��
username i bet charles is sobbing rn because he knows he can never bag a talented queen like y/n 🙄
username so true bestie
username he’s just a simp for her like the rest of us 😔
username the way she’s drop dead gorgeous, an artistic genius, and like the nicest person in the entire world 🤩🤩 bitches wish they were y/n
username ‘bitches’ aka me
arthur_leclerc alright maybe you’re not so bad at this painting stuff 🙄
y/nsart THANK YOU arthur
username is he only just realising this now? 😭
y/nsart he’s still convinced he’s better than me (the only thing he can draw is a 2 dimensional car)
arthur_leclerc did you really have to expose me like that 😃
username PLEASE 😭
username i remember when charles first got into f1 and people used to say y/n only got so much attention for her art because she was friends with him. this is the biggest fuck you to those so called ‘fans’ who hated on her and i am LIVING FOR IT
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how would Tony (young and regular/older Tony) react if you need to have your wisdom tooth removed and he's gotta take care of you? like, calm you down before the surgery, accompany you to the orthodontist, take care of you during post-op? and you're all sensitive and upset and feeling shitty and miserable :(
It’s been 8 years since I got all of my wisdom teeth removed but that shit was awful and sometimes the scars flare up and hurt to this day 😭 also my fav story to tell is that after my surgery I was so fucked up on those pain meds for a while (mine took a lot longer to heal than normal and hurt so bad so I took the hard stuff longer than most people lmao), and I played Mass Effect 1 all day every day, and completed it like three or four times over the course of a week 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 my two friends got theirs removed during the same summer as me, and there’s went so smoothly??? Like one had no paid after day 2 or 3 and was eating like normal on day 5, and my other friend took a while before chewing felt more normal but she said her pain wasn’t bad after the first day??? And I literally felt like I was dying for almost two weeks 😭
Young!Tony might have gotten his removed too! 3 or 4 years ago probably, but he’s been through it! He’ll drive you there and back, but on the way he’s probably not the best at comforting you 🤧 He’ll tell you it’s not that bad, and then proceed to tell you all about how he woke up mid-surgery 😭 he thinks it’s kinda funny, but it’s not when you’re about to be in that position :( If you’re anything like how I was after mine, instead of being loopy and stumbly afterward, you walk to the car (mostly) on your own (only stumbling a little bit) after being very grumpy and mean to both Tony and the doctor 😃👍 who thankfully think it’s funny, and Tony only annoys you further when you’re staring through the window with an angry glare and he’s busy asking you how you feel or if you remember anything. Yeah, you feel like shit! No wonder you’re so grumpy! He tries to stay quiet for the rest of the ride 😔 but he’ll put on your favorite songs :D He also made sure to put a towel on your lap maybe or maybe not after Maria advised him to beforehand…
If you don’t already live together, he’ll pretty much try to live in your house for the week even though your parents might be right there to also take care of you 🥺😅 buuuut blood makes him a little squeamish, so helping you replacing those first cottons balls might be a little bit of a hassle, meaning: he’ll be wearing gloves and will be visibly disgusted 😭 but you’re too out of it to notice anyway! The first day, you’re probably doing a lot of sleeping :( but he’ll sleep with you :D propped up with you on some pillow and just watches every movie you own! You probably can’t talk really good either that first day or two, which sucks because all Tony does it talk 😩 well, maybe it’s not so bad then? You also won’t be alone in having to eat things like Jello and pudding and mashed potatoes, because he’ll probably eat them too 😋 It kinda gives him an excuse to only eat vanilla pudding all day 😅 He can’t really help you feel any better besides being surprisingly on time for any medication, and while he promises to take you to your favorite restaurant as soon as you think you can eat real food (which is hopefully after the first week unless you’re like me, then it takes almost two 🙃), but that might kinda make it worse because it gets real boring only eating the few soft foods on that list 😭 And it’s frustrating honestly. Don’t feel bad about randomly crying when he brings you a cup of jello 😔 He’ll be like “wait, was that the wrong thing, I’m sorry 😰” and then he has to sit through your mini rant about being tired of feeling awful 😞 and there’s nothing he can do so he also feels awful 😞 But, at least you kinda have an excuse to sit in bed all week and watch movies or play games? Each day will feel a little better :)
Now older Tony, he’s been through a few surgeries, though it’s been years since this particular one. You can rest assured, at least, that you’ll have only the best doctors and best medical advice and stuff? Nah, it’s still stressful ^^;; Tony’s been through lots of surgeries, and he’ll assure you this is one of the easier and most routine ones! It’ll go fine! You won’t be able to eat normally for at least 5 or so days, so he’ll be sure to take you wherever you want to go the day or two before, too 😘 If you’re super freaked out, he’ll try his best leading up to it to avoid any mention of it unless necessary tbh. He’s suddenly around much more, trying to butt it on daily routines and work, chores or cooking, asking you’re opinion of blueprints or about vacation plans. But it’s pretty unavoidable when he’s driving you there :( He’ll ((technically)) be with you the entire time! He’ll be there when it’s done! It may not feel like it in the moment, but he was right when he said you’d literally be out of there within five minutes! Well, from your point of view anyway. You’re probably a little wobbly on your feet, and hopefully not trying to wriggle out of his guiding grip on your shoulders 😅 And sorry to tell you, while you won’t film it, he’ll purposefully be trying to get you to say ridiculous things and asking you all kinds of ridiculous questions 😔 And tell you all about as soon as you’re feeling better!
He made sure to buy all your favorite yogurts and he’ll even make some soups! Luckily he’s seen plenty of blood and had plenty of surgeries, so blood doesn’t bother him and he doesn’t mind having to help you clean up. And though you’re on bedrest for a few days (the surgery may just be in the mouth, but dental pain really takes out all your energy 😭), at least that means he (finally) has to take a break from work to spend all day with you 😁 though, it’d be better for both of you if you weren’t in pain and so over it :( He feels really bad that there’s not much he can do to help you feel better :( You may get a little snappy with him because you feel so bad, and he tries his best not to let it get him down 😔 But he’s still persistent in trying to find way to keep you entertained and keep your mind off of it (sorta). Puzzles, video games, napping as best he can with you- whatever helps! And when you start complaining about having to eat the same stuff all day, he’ll promise to pick up whatever you want as soon as you can eat better!
And either way, the biggest challenge for him is trying not to instinctively kiss your cheek before bed when your laying next to him 😭 those first few days everything hurts, and he hardly knows what a gentle peck is, so he’ll have to remember to swoop to your shoulder of top of your head that first week 😅
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I need to get this one out before i combust because itd make a damn good angsty fic especially if i had of finished the dream also sorry for the essay lol
So during my nap today, i had an eddie dream, very vivid, my alarm went off at the height of the situation 🙃😢🥲
He came back as a vampire from the upside down incident (i may have read one too many vamp eddie fics yesterday lol) but instead of being sweet like in the fics he had run into some other vamps, and turned feral and predatory, him and the other three vamps were hunting Steve, Nancy, Robin and I, chasing us through abandoned buildings etc, we got trapped in a room, there were two doors out, but one was bolted shut and the other, Eddie and his vampy friends were on the other side taunting us so we were trapped, Eddie set the damn building on fire 🔥 and being old and wooden it went up fast, steven and nancy being who they are managed to push me out the door just before a massive wooden beam fell down trapping them and robin inside, Eddie grabbed me and made me watch while they were screaming, i was screaming and sobbing yelling at Eddie to let them out, save them, just over and over, aannnd just as his face softens from my screams getting to whatever humanity he had left and he goes to move toward the flames, my alarm goes off and the last thing i see is my friends faces in the fire. I have never been more pissed off at my alarm then i was in that moment, i was damn well near crying when i woke up, second time this week its happened during a vivid dream about fav characters/actors, other was jensen ackles and misha collins but that was uh different dream entirely 😳 haha
You need to turn this into a fic right now, seriously! I’d read the shit out of that, I was so captivated. The best dreams only ever happen right before the alarm and never when you get to sleep in 😤 what a good read, no need to apologize at all! Thanks sm for sharing I’m jealous of you now 🤣
I know those actor names!! How’s supernatural? I was debating starting it!!! I’m a fan of horror and stranger things so far so maybe I’ll like it ahahaha. How does it feel to be the chosen one, getting to have dreams like that about the most gorgeous humans? 🥵 meanwhile my dreams are like “lol heres a plane crash and nuclear war.” If I do dream of our boys they’re just like… there. And not on top of me 😤
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AND FOR THE SECOND LAST TIME, HERE WE GO
Sleep didn’t come easy to Mason that night and when he woke up in the morning, feeling like a truck had run him over, he questioned whether he’d gotten any sleep at all. Half the night he’d been lying awake, staring into the darkness and trying to map out a plan how to win you over – or back first of all for that matter. YOU CAN DO IT MASON, SHE’LL BE YOURS😌
A fact he should’ve considered before he’d cuddled up in bed to you. Sighing, he rubbed his hands over his face. “Fucking hell.” SILLY BOY
OK IT IS HAPPENING IT’S REUNION TIME
THE MESSAGE, IF SHE SAYS NO I’LL BE SAD🙃
The way he’d looked so sad and upset; his quiet sighs and “oh okays” whenever you had another excuse ready for why you couldn’t stay for dinner or some time on the playground…You’d felt like the worst person in the world. SEE HE IS SAD BECAUSE HE LOVES YOU SILLY GIRLLLL
Were you yearning for him after more than a week of distance? Also, yes. Very much so. ONLY GOOD ANSWER TO HIS TEXT IS YESSSSS😌
“Why am I like this?”, you sighed. “Why can’t I just tell him no for once?”
The answer to that was easily found: You loved him. SHE LOVES HIM AND I AM GIGGLING
The truth wasn’t an option, that much was obvious. Maybe you could tell him it had been that time of the month and you’d not been too keen on physical contact? Or that you hadn’t felt yourself and needed some time? Maybe you’d been overwhelmed? HONESTLY GIRL, THE TRUTH IS THE ONLY GOOD OPTION🤷🏻♀️
“Hi.”, Mason smiled nervously when he opened the door. “C’mon in.” HE IS NERVOUS
You noticed how he didn’t even attempt to hug you, but instead moved away so you could get past him and take your trainers off and whilst it was just like what you’d done to him lately, it still stung like a bitch. HE DIDN’T HUG HER CAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF REJECTION😭
In safe distance, you watched him preparing the tea from the other side of the kitchen island. This house had basically become your home those last few months. More often than not had you prepared dinner in this exact kitchen, but right now you felt ridiculously out of place. THIS HOUSE IS YOUR HOME🤭🤭
And you couldn’t help but wonder why he’d asked you to come over. Maybe after your little stunt he’d made the decision to cut you off and let his mum take over? OH SHUT UP SILLY
Mason let out a quiet sigh. “It’s erm…a little complicated.”, he squirmed, a blush coating his cheeks. “Yesterday, when you weren’t at the game um…my mum told me you were on a date?” SOMEONE IS JEALOUSSSS
“I just…will you see him again?” SOMEONE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY JEALOUSSS🤭
“Probably not, no.”, you said, voice slightly agitated. “What’s with all the questions Mase? I’m your best friend, you said it yourself and you said I should go out there again. Why are you so bothered by it now?” Y/N OMG, GIRLLLL YOU’RE NOT JUST HIS BEST FRIENDDD
“Sorry.”, you breathed. “I would never forget about Ellie, if that’s what you’re scared of? Like no matter with who I am, I’d never ever leave her behind, Mase.” GIRL, YOU’RE DESTINED TO BE HER MUMMY, WE KNOW WE WON’T FORGET ABOUT HER
SHE STARTED THE FIRST ATTEMPT TO PHYSICAL CONTACTTTT🤭🤭🤭🤭😩
“No that’s not…that’s not what I’m scared of.”, he admitted barely audibly. “It’s erm…what if…what if you forget about me?” OMG MASON TONY MOUNT GO ON
“I love you, you know?”, he suddenly said. HE FUCKING SAID IT🥹🥹🥹
A gasp left your lips as you pulled your hand away from his in shock. To say his admission took you by surprise would be an understatement. It was everything but what you’d expected him to say. In fact, it wasn’t anything you’d ever thought he’d say to you out of all people. IF YOU WEREN’ THAT BLIND YOU WOULDN’T BE THAT SURPRISED
“I- I know it’s crazy and it was never supposed to happen and it…it shouldn’t be this way cause you’re my best friend and the best person I’ve ever met, but today when you weren’t at the game I was just lost and…I’m just hopelessly in love with you, y/n.” OMG I MIGHT CRY NOW😭
It was all you’d wished to hear from him, but now that he was standing right in front of you, wearing his heart on his sleeve, you couldn’t believe a word he said. HERE WE GO
Mason’s heart dropped into his tummy at the way you stumbled over your words, unsure of what you should say. He’d been so confident you were feeling the same – terrified obviously, but still confident. Especially after what his mum had told him the evening before, but the longer you just stared at the ground, the more hope he felt slipping away. OMG NOW HE IS HEARTBROKEN AND I AM MORE THAN HIM
“I know this is a lot and I get you probably don’t feel the same and-”, he interrupted himself and shook his head; hands dropping yours in the process. “I’ve ruined it, haven’t I?”, he whispered. “I’m sorry, I just…I don’t know I thought that maybe you…never mind.” MISS Y/N, IF YOU DON’T HUG AND REASSURE HIM LIKE NOW, IMMEDIATELY I’LL BE MAD😒
Mason took a few steps back and ran his hand through his hair as realisation kicked in. He’d just ruined the best thing he’d ever had and his heart hurt like never before. CARLOTTA? WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME IN THE LAST CHAPTER?😭
“Can you forget I said anything? I don’t want anything to change, I just…Ellie loves you so much and I know you’re not her mum, but you’re so important to her and…God I’m an idiot. I shouldn’t have…I just ruined everything and-” OH MASEY, SHE WOULDN’T LEAVE ELLIE, AND I AM SURE YOU HAVEN’T RUINED IT, YOU DID WHAT YOU HAD TO DO🤭😌
“Mase, hey. Look at me, love.”, you begged quietly, but he refused. SHE SAID LOVE, I CAN HEAR SOMEONE SINGING “WAR IS OVER” IN THE DISTANCE👩🏻🎤
His gaze remained set on the floor and when you inched closer and tipped his head back slightly, you knew why. Your heart hurt at the sight of his teary eyes and it wasn’t long before you had to reach out and gently brush some stray tears away. HE IS CRYING, OMG I’LL CRY WITH HIM
“Please don’t leave her because her daddy is an idiot.” MASON TONY MOUNT, STOP IT
“I just…Mase you called me pathetic when you suspected I was jealous and basically said I had no right to be upset cause I’m not more than your best friend…It’s…you can’t just ask me to come over and tell me you love me, expecting I’ll believe it after everything.” OH GIRLY, HE ISJUST A MAN AFTER ALL
“I know. I know and I’m so sorry and I’ll spend my lifetime making it up to you.”, he vowed. “I promise, I’ll make sure every day you know your worth and how much you actually mean to me, if you let me.” SHE WILL LET YOU, I AM SURE
Mason wasn’t a good liar by any means. He usually wore his heart on his sleeve and his big brown eyes were the gateway to his pure soul; always showing his true colours and today was no different. THIS THING IS SO PURE? SOFT? HEALING? COMFORTING? REASSURING?🥹🥹🥹
He was your best friend, and he’d give you the world if you asked for it, you knew that much, but you remained quiet, trying to get your head around everything as it was a lot. When you’d come here today you hadn’t expected him to confess his feelings. WELL, SURPRISEEEEE🥳
“I don’t expect you to say it back or even feel remotely the same y/n. I promise I’ll try to get over it and stay your best friend, but I needed to tell you. I felt like I was going mad and I just…I’m sorry if this is overwhelming and too much, I really am, but please don’t leave my little girl because I’m an idiot.” OH BABY BOY, HE KEEPS MENTIONING ELLIE, HE IS FREAKING OUT😭
It was obvious just how terrified he was for his little daughter and her wellbeing and it warmed your heart how he did what he’d always sworn he would: He put her first. HE IS A GOOD MAN SAVANNAH
“Say it again.”, you breathed. Mason looked confused for a second, but then his eyes lit up. “I love you, y/n.” OMG SHE WANT HIM TO SAY IT AGAIN SO SHE CAN ENJOY THE MOMENT THIS TIME🤭
You wanted to tell him too, but after months of waiting and teasing, you couldn’t wait to feel his love, so instead you leaned in and brushed your lips against his in the softest of kisses you’d ever shared with anyone before. SHE KISSED HIMMMMMM AHHHHH CAN YOU ALL HEAR ME SCREAMINGGGG OMG IT HAPPENEDDD🎉🎉🎉🎉
You both chuckled quietly as neither of you could believe that after months of pining you were finally where you belonged. THEY ARE SO HAPPY, I MIGHT COMBUST
“I love you, too, Masey.”, you admitted and the smile taking over Mason’s features was wider than you’d ever seen. SHE SAID IT BACK, MUM AND DAD ARE OFFICIALLY MUM AND DAD🥹🥹
HE WANTS HIS WOMAN AND HOW CAN WE ALL BLAME HI
“What happened to only being you best friend, Mase?”, you chuckled. Mason laughed quietly. “Well, you haven’t been just my best friend for a while now. And as shit as it sounds I didn’t properly realise it until yesterday when you went on that bloody date, and I’m very sorry for it. I never meant to make you feel as if I was leading you on.” CUTE JEALOUS BABY BOY
“You still are my best friend and will be forever, but I really want you to be my girl, too. If you have me, that is.” “Course I do.” THERE’S A NEW HAPPY COUPLE IN TOWNNN
“Say it again.”, he asked shyly, the blush on his cheeks deepening and you were more than happy to repeat the words for him. “I love you, Mason.” AHHH I AM KICKING MY FEET
“Let me spend some time with my girl then.”, he grinned brightly, before leaning in to kiss you once more. “God, I love you so much.” HE IS LIKE A TEENAGER EXPERIENCING HIS FIRST LOVE🥹🥹🤭🤭
CARLOTTAAAAA
WHAT WAS THIS?
A WORK OF ART?
A MASTERPIECE?
A WOW THING?
I LOVED THIS FROM THE FIRST SENTENCE
LOVED THIS Y/N SHE WAS SO LOVELY, CARING, SWEET, PROTECTIVE, SO MUMMY CODED, EVEN IF SHE IS ALSO SILLY AND BLIND BUT I THINK.THIS COMES WITH THE WHOLE PACKAGE
I LOVED MASON TOO, POOR BOY DID SOME SILLY THINGS, BUT HE WAS OVERWHELMED AND HAD BEEN BETRAYED SO I CAN FORGIVE HIM COMPLETELY
MAE WAS LOVELY…WHEN SHE LEFT FOREVER😂
HIS PARENTS, JAZ AND LUKE, THE VILLAGE HIM AND ELLIE DESERVE.
AND ELLIE? OUR LITTLE GIRL? LOVED HER SINCE THE FIRST MEETING, WHEN SHE INTRODUCED NOODLE TO Y/N AND US,LOVED HER WHEN SHE WAS SWEET AND WHEN SHE WAS STOPPY, LOVED HER WHEN SHE CALLED Y/N MUMMY CAUSE THIS IS WHAT Y/N IS TO HER, A MUMMY, A HOME A SAFE PLACE, LOVED HER LOVE FOR PASTA HONESTLY, SHE IS AN ITALIAN GIRL IN HER HEART🤭
THE WAY YOU WROTE THIS WAS JUST SO PERFECT, WE HAD LOVE,WE HAD SADNESS, WE HAD HURT, WE HAD ANGER, WE HAD EVERYTHING WE NEEDED
SO WOW, THANK YOU FOR DONATING THEM TO US AND MAKING THEM PART OF MY HEART
THANK YOU FOR WRITING MASON AND ELLIE'S RELATIONSHIP HOW YOU WROTE IT, I SWEAR IT HEALED SOMETHING IN ME🩷
AND OMG I DON'T USUALLY CRY BUT NOW I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES WHILE SAYING GOODBYE TO THEM (FOR A BIT AT LEAST)
THANK YOU CARLOTTA, REALLY, THANK YOU
AND REMEMBER, BE PROUD OF YOURSELF, CAUSE I AM SO FUCKING PROYD OF YOU🩷🩷
PS. CAN'T WAIT FOR THE EPILOGUE WHENEVER IT'LL BE🩷 AND MAYBE TO READ SOME NEW ADVENTURES OF THEM AS A REAL REAL REAL AND OFFICIAL FAMILY 🩷
LOVE YOU, YOUR BRAIN AND YOUR WRITING, SINCE DAY ONE AND FOREVER🩷
Elisa I can’t believe I won’t see anymore reactions to my chapters 😭😭 I will miss them 😩
Also thank you very much for sending these every single time without fail. They are so great at improving confidence and I loved reading them. They always put a smile on my face 🫶🏼
This one made me tear up a little too 🥺
Thank you!! 🩷🩷
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Hi, I am following you and I want to know if you have a masterlist, I want to read your other stories.
I also want to ask you if you could write a story about Yoongi being jealous? Maybe a guy was flirting with y/n and some members were making fun of him being jealous and sulky because of that guy but obviously at the end some fluff or smut 😏?
I just want to read some jealous Yoongi 🙃
Thank you 😊
Hiii!! Thanks for the follow 💜 As for the masterlist, I'll post it in a few hours, hopefully.
CUDDLY YOONGI IS A CONCEPT SO CUTE TO ME, I HOPE I WAS ABLE TO DO IT JUSTICE.
She looks yours. (Min Yoongi)
No trigger warnings.
Pairing: Min Yoongi x fem!reader
I can do a part 2 smut, if anyone wants to read that, just lemme know 😂
Yoongi had been dropping the subtlest of hints left and right for the past week. The problem was, the hints were so subtle that you felt you were looking too deep in the matter.
He’d text you good morning every morning without fail, which may or may not simply be a new leaf he was turning. Who was to say he wasn’t doing it to all his friends.
He’d ask you about your day. Which could simply be his way of initiating conversation.
He’d sometimes come have lunch with you if his schedule allowed, which again, could simply be that he needed company and you were his friend.
Ugh! He had even bought you groceries and made you a nice dinner a couple of days ago, when you had been running late after work, so that you wouldn’t go to bed hungry, or on ramen. Well, that could be the kindness of his heart.
So how on Earth were you supposed to know if he was actually showing interest in you, or if you were just looking too deep into it because you’d been crushing on him lately.
Musing over all this, you turned over in your bed. The slightest beam of sunlight had made it’s way into your room and you cursed yourself for waking up so early on a Saturday.
Just then, your phone buzzed once, indicating a text message.
Suga(r): Good morning.
You stared at the period at the end. Was he mad now? About what? That you’d refused to hang out last night because you had been too tired after the hectic week at work? You rolled your eyes, half at the realization that you were over-thinking and half at the possibility that your over-thinking might be true.
‘Morning!’ you replied.
About half a minute later,
Suga(r): You’re up early? All good?
Yea, just woke up out of habit I guess. I’m thinking I should go back to sleep, it’s too early.
Suga(r): You’d do that wouldn’t you? Well, text me when you wake up again.
Will do, sir.
You sent the text and pulled your blanket up over your face, groaning. Whyyy did he suddenly have to be this version of him? You had been content with the constant sarcasm and bickering back and forth, his unparalleled sarcasm and his poker face. Suddenly he’d become all caring and smiling.
Well, that would be an exaggeration, since his acts of were tiny.
All this whirlwind of thoughts sent you off to the land of dreams.
You woke up to Suga(r) calling your cellphone.
“Mmm?” you answered.
“Were you asleep?” he asked incredulously.
“Hm…” you didn’t trust your hoarse voice to say much more.
Relief washed over Yoongi at that. For the past half an hour, he’d been contemplating texting you again and wondering if that’d be too clingy. You had told him you’d text when you’d wake up at 7 am, and it was now 3 in the afternoon, so he had reason to believe you’d simply forgotten to text him. But hearing your sleepy voice at the other end, amused him as well as shocked him that you’d been unconscious for so long. He was also low key worried about that, but he pushed all those feelings aside and cleared his throat.
“Well, Jungkook’s friend Hyun-woo is having a party tonight, and Jungkook wanted to know if you’d be willing to come.”
Jungkook had infact, not been curious about that. Jungkook had simply said that his hyungs should come along and bring someone if they wanted, and it had been Taehyung, the silent observer who had suggested, “Suga hyung, you should ask y/n noona if she wants to come.”
You giggled dryly, somehow not believing that it was Jungkook who had this query. Nevertheless, you looked at the time, and said “Yoon, it’s 3 in the afternoon, isn’t it too early to be asking that?”
“Well,” Yoongi stopped, the silence heavy with deliberation as he bit back a savage retort. Deciding eh what the hell, he allowed himself to say, “You’d be ready just in time if you started getting ready now.”
The sudden return of his world famous savage self, pumped a new soul into you, “Min Yoongi do you mean to say I take that long to get ready?”
“Yea.” He said simply, his tone impassive.
A bubble of joy exploded in your chest and you started laughing. Your loud, genuine laughter crossed the line and filled him with so much joy. An involuntary smile beamed on his face as he silently giggled along, his shoulders shaking at the pure mirth. He cleared his throat and said, “Why? Why are you laughing.”
“Nothing…” you clutched your stomach, “Nothing at all.” You heaved a breath, glad beyond words that he was back to his lovably awkward self. That’s when your stomach announced that it was still fasting, with a loud grumble.
“I guess, I’ll be getting out of bed now…” you said.
“You do that, lazy sloth.” Yoongi teased playfully.
“Hey!”
A giggle from the other end, sent butterflies dancing in your tummy.
“Have lunch with me?” you asked, then mentally face palmed yourself that he may have aleady eaten given the time, “Unless you’ve already eaten, then that’s totally okay, it’s just that I got up just now and I skipped breakfast too and I forgot what time it was so it just…”
“Y/n!!” he grounded you in a stern voice, “you’re rambling again. Of course I’ll have lunch with you, I’m coming over.”
“Yeah, okay.” You admitted, cheeks red.
Later that evening.
“So about that taking forever to get ready, I meant what I said.” Yoongi said, annoyed at how long you were taking to do your makeup, sitting on the ground in front of the mirror, your products scattered around you like a halo of beauty illusions, as he sat cross legged on your bed, having washed the dishes for you from your impromptu lunch date.
You glanced up at him in the mirror, his laid back outfit looking too damn good on him. He wore a plain dark grey t shirt, tucked into black dress pants, with a black blazer on the couch outside that he’d brought for the evening. His hair, dyed a dark grey, matched his shirt and his impossibly pale skin made him look godly in the slightly yellow mood lighting of your room.
A/n: Imagine Yoongi in something like this, except with gray hair. This outfit is my Achilles heel.
“Art takes time Min.” you snapped.
“That only proves my point that you should be ready in a minute max then.” He smirked, meeting your eyes.
And you did something you never thought yourself capable of doing, instead of fighting back, you simply looked away, your heart beating fast.
“Okayy, I’m done.” You stepped out in black knee length frilly dress, with a sweetheart neck line, synched in with a dark grey belt and a dark grey bag.
Yoongi heard a roar of blood in his ears, and he knew they had gone completely red. He touched the back of his neck, a tell tale sign of his nervousness. You looked too good to be going out to a place where you, ever the social butterfly, would interact with so many people, rather than engage in banter with him.
“Ehm,” he raised his eyebrows, “Is there a reason we’re matching?” he asked coldly.
Your heart sank. Had you gone too far? You had thought the whole ensemble was pretty cute and that you two would look great together. But judging by his tone, he didn’t think that. You looked down at the ground to avoid looking into his eyes, “Um…” you were at a loss for words. What were you supposed to say? You were matching because you wanted to? Because you wanted to look like a couple? You wanted to look like you had some claim on him, because he looked so good you were sure there’d be girls all over him? Of course you said none of that, opting for a simple, “I’ll go change.”
Something inside Yoongi yelled in disapproval. No way! Tell her she looks amazing, don’t let her change. She looks perfect, she looks yours Yoongi what are you doing???
“No, that’s okay…” his words made you stop in your tracks. “You look…good actually.” He continued.
Your face broke into a grin, “Really?”
He nodded. “We don’t have time for another costume change anyways, you’ve made us late as is.”
There he went, bursting the hopeful bubble in your heart. You rolled your eyes as you stomped out to the front door, “Late by what standards exactly?” you shot over your shoulder.
“We were supposed to meet the boys half an hour ago,” he said, grabbing his blazer as you slipped on your calf length grey boots, completing the outfit.
At the party
You were getting yourself another cocktail at the bar, when a man approached you. “Let me get that for you.” He offered. You clutched Yoongi’s credit card tighter in your hand and politely told him that you had already payed, he needn’t trouble himself. Looking at him fully, you realized he was a pretty good looking guy. At least 177 cm, he had broad shoulders and an athletic build, raven black hair and light eyes. His smile was very pretty too, which he beamed at you.
“No trouble at all, I’ll get the next one.” He handed his card to the bartender and turned back to you, who was still in shock.
“So, are you here with friends?” he asked.
You swallowed, “Um… yeah.” You looked over to where Jin, Yoongi and Hobi were standing. Yoongi’s eyes were on you, his face was impassive. “Yeah, I’m here with friends.” You answered, holding Yoongi’s eyes. “I should get back to them though.”
“Hey, what’s the rush? Can’t a guy get to know a pretty woman over a drink?” he asked, his tone feigning hurt.
You forced yourself to look away from Yoongi and smiled at the stranger, allowing yourself 5 minutes with this ridiculously good looking man. “Sure!”
.
Yoongi was miserable. Straight up miserable. He knew, from the minute you had walked into the gathering, that you’d be very occupied however long you’d be in here. That was simply the way you were. You had a high social battery and thrived in situations of social interaction. So of course, you had been gone from his side most of the evening. He had finally gotten you back for some time, when you had been joking around with Jin, laughing at his jokes and telling some of your own. Yoongi had been happy to bask in the glow of your presence, simply. And then you had excused yourself to get another drink and there you were now, having a guy shamelessly flirt with you, across the room.
He didn’t blame you. You were gorgeous. Of course, you’d attract attention. He loved that about you. What he marveled at was the nerve of some guy to walk upto his girl.
His girl? He smiled to himself. That sounded so good. So right.
Hobi nudged him, “Hyung, it looks like you’ve swallowed a lemon.”
“I might have.” He replied.
Jin laughed, “Just tell her you like her Yoongi.” He said.
“I do NOT.” Yoongi fought back.
Both his friends burst out laughing. Yoongi looked at frst one, then the other, offended.
“Even a blind person could tell, Yoongi. We’ve know you for what…10 years now? You can’t hide your cologne smell from us, much less something as obvious as your attraction written all over your face.” Jin told him sincerely.
Yoongi felt his ears go red again.
“Also, y/n looks like she’s forcing a smile. I’m gonna go rescue her if you won’t.” Hobi added.
That sent Yoongi’s limbs into motion. He was at your side in no time, placing a ginger hand around your waist, he eyed his competition up and down.
“What’s the hold up?” he asked you.
He saw relief flood your expression as you shot him an annoyed ‘where-the-hell-were-you?’ look. He smiled down at you. The other guy on the other hand, was analyzing Yoongi’s face very carefully.
“Um… excuse me, by any chance, are you producer Suga?” he asked.
You giggled a little, pleasantly surprised that this wouldn’t end badly. Yoongi relaxed at that too. He nodded. The man outstretched a hand for a handshake. “I’m a fan of your work, I stumble upon it here and there, and I really enjoy it. I didn’t know this was your lady, I didn’t mean any harm.”
Yoongi smiled professionally and nodded curtly, “No harm no foul.” He said, pulling you into his side.
“Well, I’ll be leaving then. Pleasure to meet you, Suga, y/n.” the man nodded and made to leave.
“Well, that was a cute fan.” You ventured after a sip from your drink.
“You’re cuter.” Yoongi said, involuntarily. Immediately regretting being so forward.
Your eyes widened as you regarded him, noticing his red ears and inability to meet your eyes. You realized he’d actually meant it. “You think I’m cute?” you asked.
Realizing he might as well take the chance he gave himself, Yoongi looked into your eyes and nodded, “The cutest” he said, cupping your cheek.
Across the room, Hobi had run to Namjoon and Jimin, punching them and pointing at you two at the bar. Jimin signaled Tae and Jungkook, who also zeroed in on your figures, shit eating grins on all their faces. Jin felt his heart race as if he was where Yoongi was. He was ecstatic for his little brother.
Your own heart was thundering so loud, you were sure Yoongi could hear it. A slight shiver ran through your body, as he inched a little closer, looking into your eyes, asking if this was okay.
This was it, the sign you had been wanting. The sign that he was treating only you specially, that he was actually interested in you. You closed your eyes, gripping his biceps and meeting his lips halfway.
Fireworks erupted and all you could hear was your own blood tumbling in your ears, all you could feel was his soft, cushion like lips pressed against your own lipstick stained ones, and his hands placed gently on your waist, as if he was scared you’d run away if he let you go, but you’d break if he was holding you too tight.
After the sweetest kiss, he pulled away. You realized the fireworks you had heard, were actually the six other boys cheering and clapping all around you. Blood rushed to your cheeks as you felt shyfor the first time around them. You hid your face in Yoongi’s chest, groaning. You should have known these dramatic, chaotic boys would make a show of it all.
Yoongi’s gummy smile was on full brightness on the contrary. All the colours in the room seemed more saturated and bright. Why had he been waiting so long? You were holding onto him so tight, he knew you wished the ground would swallow you now. But he wasn’t gonna let that happen. He wasn’t gonna let you go anywhere. Unless he was going with you.
“Wanna get out of here?” he breathed into your ear.
You nodded, mute.
He laughed, “Where do you wanna go baby?”
“Anywhere, just get me out of here.” You looked up at him.
And so he pulled his girl out of the crowded house, towards his car, amidst the cheers of his friends, who definitely did not want to quiet down any time soon.
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