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flintandpyrite · 1 year ago

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I spent a lot of time at lake Michigan last week and now I am at lake Champlain and like I know they are geologically young lakes unlike Baikal so we haven't had the time to develop them but it really just seems terribly unfair that our large lakes have no aquatic mammals in them. I kept looking at Michigan going "FREE REAL ESTATE" and today I kept imagining that logs in the water on Champlain are seals. Anyway, we need mad scientists to be developing small lake whales. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#we could import freshwater dolphins from china?#orrr large river otters from the amazon ig #or just increase speed on the isle royale moose evolution so they approach whaleform #like #come on!!!!#the closest thing these lakes have to megafauna is like. a catfish that is 6 feet long #actually I guess there's sturgeon in there which is pretty good #but still!!!!

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