#or its just constant super weird remarks about my body. OOO YOUR HANDS ARE SO TINY!! yeah might be because my Whole Body is Like That | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

toonfinatic · 1 year ago

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People calling men that are barely below average height "short kings" are WEAK and will not survive the winter much less any season... instead start calling men under 5 foot short kings or die by my blade!!!!!

#it DOES bug me when people see a man whos like 5'4 and are like awww tiny baby short king uwu #first of all its infantalizing and makes you look like a fool. second of all. thats nothing #you havent seen anything #!!!#lighthearted post #but honestly like. im semi feminine presenting and afab. and people are such asshats to me about my height #its either them acting like im an innocent uwu bean and then being shocked when i mention sex or curse or live like a normal adult #or its just constant super weird remarks about my body. OOO YOUR HANDS ARE SO TINY!! yeah might be because my Whole Body is Like That #the WORST is people PICKING ME UP? which will result in a kick. you dont get to lift people you barely know into the air #honestly all the shit ive gotten about my height has made me really snarky about the whole subject #if you make a rude comment about it i will make one back!#but like idk being short makes me pretty athletic so. i can at times traverse difficult terrain when others cant >:)#if i could afford it i could take up jockeying and be the fucking best at it because horse can run real fast because im tiny #apparently climbing is surprisingly a lot easier for short people as well

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