#or having buck as sam fuller bc i love buddie working together so much in aus

[chronicowboy]

Saw the phrase miss congeniality au and my brain broke for a moment it would actually kill me

and what is it killing you exactly? lonely fbi agent eddie diaz who gets on with his co-worker hen but the only time they hang out outside of work is when he drops his other best friend (his seven year old son) off at hen's house for a sleepover with her kid because he can't keep using his abuela and tia for free childcare and especially not when he's off work and able to look after his son for himself, lonely fbi agent eddie diaz who is haunted by people he couldn't save and defies an order to try and save someone else only to get a bullet for his troubles, lonely fbi agent who is fresh off injury leave and immediately assigned undercover work in the mr united states pageant which not only takes him away from his son but has him constantly surrounded by narcissistic vain airheads in speedos, except then he meets mr pennsylvania, evan buckley, who is bright and passionate and knows a worrying amount of facts about a whale that sings at a frequency no other whale can understand, evan buckley who is so goddamn lonely but loves so goddamn deeply that eddie's screwed from the moment he sits next to him on the bus, evan buckley who finds out he has a kid and immediately warms up to him like they aren't actively competing against each other, evan buckley who sees the way eddie can't bear looking at the bullet wound in his shoulder and stops trying to cover up the scars on his leg the very next day and eddie finally daring to disobey another order just to save evan buckley.