#or do you think this brand of monsterfuckery is unique to avians | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

moki-dokie · 15 days ago

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you know how birds will mate bond with humans sometimes like the legendary husband of cranes chris crowe? you know how birds are living dinosaurs?

do. do you guys think. that dinos of the past would find us just as irresistibly sexy by theropod standards??? can you imagine liks you're just chillin out on a hike or something and some utahraptor rocks up on you and starts doing some crazy ass little dancy ritual and like. thats it. you're chosen. thats your life now.

#dinosaurs #or do you think this brand of monsterfuckery is unique to avians #i like to think not #i feel like this is some weird genetic memory from the ancient past #and we're just slightly similar enough in certain ways to therapods #that it ticks all their stupid little boxes #trex looking at the most pathetic man in the world the size of her toe like “would”

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