#or Link Pit and Mario fighting zombie Pokemon

[littleapocalypsekitten]

Okay, so once upon a time, I wrote a Super Smash Bros. fanfic that was a Zombie Apocalypse. I *think* I put it on AO3, but I first had it over on fanfiction dot net. All it was was an action/horror/silly story about a select grouping of Nintendo's characters trying to outrun their zombiefied former friends and fans and to try to get to the safe zone and find the cure (wishing on the Triforce, of course). It was meant as nothing more than stupid, gruesome fun. I wrote this thing, like. years ago, like in 2017-18 or something. And, a couple of years ago, at the height of Ye Olde / Ye Still Current Pandemic, years after I wrote the story, which was created years before Captain Trips consumed us all, I get this comment on the fanfiction dot net posting about how "topical" my story was with the "zombie vaccines" that was... well, it was a right-wing screed. On my stupid zombie apocalypse fanfic which had three different endings, one of which was a full-chapter reference to an episode of Space Dandy. Because, you know, the story was meant to be horror-humor. I... informed my guy that he ought to have looked at the publication date, that it wasn't meant to be topical, just to be a fun zombie story, not an anti-vax warning, and that, in fact, I had all my shots. He was pretty angry. I looked for a way to block him on fanfiction dot net but I don't think I found one? I lived in fear for a little while because I worried that this was the kind of guy who would dox me. It didn't happen, it's just... yeah... People are weird.

Not gonna say it again

[duckapus]

Would you mind sharing the ideas you had for the clairvoyance images vis-a-vis the smash characters? That sounds awesome.

Mario, Bowser Jr, every Koopaling except Wendy and Morton: Wearing a Mario-style outfit with his usual color scheme and goggles

Donkey Kong: holding a banana

Link and Toon Link: Wind Waker art style

Samus(both versions): baby bird

Dark Samus: corrupted by phazon

Yoshi: egg with goggles

Kirby: posing with a Friend Heart from Star Allies over his head

Fox: wearing a Team Star Fox uniform

Pikachu, Pichu, and Pokemon Trainer's team: Ash Ketchum with goggles

Luigi: Luigi's Mansion style ghost

Ness and Lucas: they both see him as a sprite from their games, but Ness sees a battle sprite and Lucas sees an overworld sprite

Captain Falcon: same pose as the captain's main promotional render

Jigglypuff: an ear

Peach: himself in the Mario art style

Daisy: Mario Strikers Charged uniform and art style

Bowser, Wendy and Morton: a goomba

Ice Climbers: wearing a parka like them

Sheik and Zelda: wearing a link outfit

Dr. Mario: wearing a patient's robe

Falco and Wolf: mini Fox

Young Link: Mido, for some reason

Ganondorf: the Triforce of Wisdom

Mewtwo: a smaller Mewtwo with goggles

Mr. Game & Watch: a black silhouette same as him

Meta Knight: Kirby with Raz's helmet

Pit and Dark Pit: I don't know

Wario: sack of money

Snake: saluting in a Psychonauts uniform

Diddy Kong and King K. Rool: another Kong

Sonic: Sonic Channel art style

King Dedede: Adoline

Olimar and Alph: wearing a space suit like theirs

Lucario: Ash with goggles but his Sinnoh outfit

R.O.B.: Archetype Raz

Villager and Isabelle: another villager

Mega Man: a Robot Master

Wii Fit Trainer: in exercise gear doing a complicated stretch with ease

Rosalina: a Luma with goggles

Little Mac: wearing a boxing uniform and headgear

Greninja and Incineroar: doesn't work since they're Dark Types, which catches Raz off guard

Mii Fighters: a fellow mii

Palutena: himself with angel wings

Pac-Man: a fellow Pak-person

Shulk: don't know

Duck Hunt: 8-bit art style

Ryu, Ken, Terry and Kazuya: in the typical fighting game stance

Cloud: a red mage

Bayonetta: don't know

Inkling: a fellow Inkling

Ridley and Piranha Plant: plate of food

Simon and Richter: wearing an outfit typical of their time period

Joker: Persona 5 art style, with the word Psychonaut over his head

Hero: I don't know

Banjo and Kazooie: they both see him in a hand-drawn art style, but Kazooie's is noticeably less flattering(it depends on which one is facing Raz)

Byleth: one of their students(not sure which House)

I don't know enough about the other Fire Emblem characters to decide

Min Min: using Telekinetic hands to emulate an ARMS fighter

Steve, Alex, Zombie and Enderman: Minecraft skin

Sepheroth: an ant

Pyra and Mythra: don't know

Update: How Sora sees him: Holding a Psychonauts-themed Keyblade and wearing a more complicated, Kingdom Hearts-y version of his usual outfit.