#or Bruce makes a noise and no one reacts except Tim who just SNAPS
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rexisan · 2 days ago
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Fuck can you imagine the new internal list Tim has and how he compares it to Jason's from time to time. Half of them are grunts the other half is types of silence.
Low one syllable grunt- acknowledgement
Higher one syllable grunt- mild praise
Quick breath followed by nothing- stop talking. Now.
Low long hrm- he's not listening, he's faking. Won't notice you leave.
Low short hrm followed by nothing- he is listening, will notice something off. Prepare to lie.
Silence followed by barely there growl- did something that reminded him of Jason. Stop. Immediately.
Low growl- Don't question the methodology. Go behind his back later.
Grinding of teeth- Stop him from doing whatever he's planning immediately.
A quick guide to translating Bruce’s grunting (by Jason):
Singular grunt = hello/good morning/general acknowledgement of your existence 
Low, soft grunt = thinking/doing math mentally/too busy to acknowledge whatever you just said
Snort = I find whatever you just said amusing but I’m too manly to laugh
Grumpy morning grunt (generally made at doorway of kitchen) = I need coffee
Quiet hmm noise = someone messed up and this benefits me
Slightly louder hmm noise = I messed up and this definitely does not benefit me
Sharp exhale through nose = I’m injured but trying to hide it
Soft, extended exhale through nose = why do I have kids again
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