#op you're truly blessing us with your art

[desertdevils]

next gen + dril tweets

Aurora Murdoch: ive hired 3 of my clumsiest dumb ass followers to spy on my wife and uncover her plots against me, just the worst bumbling fucking imbeciles

Angelica Murdoch: back in the dog house after the wife caught me photo shopping her into vintage car ads

Libby Clarence: me and SnakeMom1956 are in love and we are laughing at all of th e people who think that our flintstones themed wedding is a sham

Marcella Siska-Braddock: i feel truly blessed ,knowing that everyone who has spoken ill of my brand is eating bugs in a cold prison cell

Cassandra Braddock: youll never shut me the fuck up , no matter how many times you unfollow me, you will never shut me the fuck upon here!! get lost Cyber scum!

Isadora Teller: Politic's is back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (wolf Howl)

Desiree Preaker: strongest blade in the world, howeve,r it is so fragile as to shatter when handled by any force other than the delicate touch of a lesbian .

Nathaniel Teller: (playing russian roullette and its my turn) hasta the vista mother fucker (shoots the other guy

Celeste Fairfax: Rather tiresome that people would rather Threadshit my mentions than say, enjoy a whimsical boating tour through the fair canals of Venice.

Phillip Hilliard: i shall say this only; ive ended peoples careers by reporting them for "Ironic" typos & spelling errors., i do not give a shit. im a warrior

Malachi Bird: Antonio Vivaldi six violin concertos, strings & continuo in A major " Burger King Theme " Op. 2 N°11 published in Venice by Bortoli - 1708

Valerie Bird: forced to remove my famous "DANGER: MAY CONTAIN LETHAL LEVELS OF SARCASM !!" sign from the front door of the poolside shed that i live in

Angel Bird: for every year that He is not featured in Forbes Magazine as the worlds richest man... GOD will sink one of our battle ships

Dove Bird: am I the most dark & twisted psycho god online?? hm lets see: - When the dow jones industrial average goes down i say simply the word "Good"

Star Bird: mods!! mods! one of those obscene low follower count boys stole a lick from the delicious lolly that Father bought me!! ah! how dreadful !

Marlena Brar: yea i torched the dennys. and i woudlve gotten away with it, if i werent the only guy in town with a custom jersey that says "My Wife" on it

Petra Idreis: (in really quiet, barely audible voice) hope your dick falls of bitch

Lillian Locklear: pleased to announce i am pissed off due to Stress,. and the Block All Girls initiative is now officially underway

Septimus Locklear: thhere is no such thing as charisma, and art is fake. the only metrics by which we must determine the worth of a man are Strength and Wisdom

Samantha Locklear: pushing one of those home depot mobile staircases onto its side., getting that shit wedged between the aisles, because they dont sell Geodes

Estelle Ewart: "RESULT You are the Serpant. YOu dislike loud places and people are constantly putting drama in your life. But you're strong." This is true

Carter Ewart: i may be a dim-witted narcissist but at least i hafve really good opinions about life and other things

Vivian Blackwood: in the midst of jade helm 15 and high gas prices. a good boy looks to the stars and asks where have all the angels Gone ……………

Archer Dietrich: ive trademarked the term “The guy who fucks up” so if you see someone else using it pleaase stick my Fair Use brochures to their car

Emmett Barlow: my being a shit head can be traced back to boys school, when i was expelled for using the headmaster's computer to search ebay for " LUNCH “