#op im running on 2 hours of sleep ans several cans of monster i wanna apologize if the tags are unreadable

[muppet-hell]

Hi that's me the reblog :)

1. Everyone read these hcs now they are the best

2. Like a fool I wrote everything in the tags so \/

NED NEDERLANDER HEADCANONS BECAUSE THAT ONE REBLOG SPARKED MY BRAIN. (these are all my personal headcanons and it's alright if you don't agree with them, I just like projecting onto silly little guys)

Ned has some form of neurodivergency. I fully believe in autistic Ned.

When nervous, he stims by squeezing his fingers. (I watched him do this in the movie and went "THAT'S WHAT I DO! HE JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL!")

When they were filming the in-movie-universe 'Three Amigos', he constantly complained about the sticky lipstick they had to wear. He liked the eyeliner, though.

IT WAS VERY COMMON FOR LUCKY AND DUSTY TO SING OR HUM TO HIM IF HE GOT OVERWHELMED IN A SITUATION. They'd also let him squeeze their hands if he needed to.

I fully believe Ned is bisexual or at least very comfortable with his sexuality being some form of fluid. (the 'my little buttercup' scene is still fresh in my mind.) This ALSO ties into my headcanon that Lucky is a gay man! Dusty is the token straight guy that's on thin ice.

Ned was shoved into show business when he was young. He doesn't like to think about those days though, particularly the parts with his parents.

He was homeless for awhile as a kid, until he began acting again. (It makes him wanting to start a foundation for homeless kids hit you a lot harder.) here's a cute one, finally-

He LOVES cats. If he were in modern times, he'd be the cat dad that has cat paw socks that match his cat's feets. He adores fluffy cats and those big cats with the big radar dish ears.

this is so long I am so sorry