#oops (cremates your hand cleanser)

[wrylu]

i could totally carry them

[frischkasekuchen]

Dreamtalia IT AU: 30s Cycle - Cookies and Kisses

Credits:

It by Stephen King

Hetalia by Hidekaz Himaruya

Dreamtalia by kyokyo866

Warnings:

Mentioned gore

Light Swearing

Religion is mentioned once

Starring:

Italy as Feliciano Vargas

Fauchereve as It/Pennywise

(AN: I don't know how canon this will be to the AU cause I wrote this for fun. Also the only non-horror idea I've had so far and a palette cleanser for Teenage New Years. Honestly just the homies baking cookies together.)

Feliciano looked over to the culinary textbook(more like a glorified cookbook) and realized that he hadn’t even added the sugar to the pastry this entire time. As Feliciano kneaded the shortbread cookie dough, he grasped at the open air with one hand blindly. He looked to his sides and frowned, remembering that he’d given Reve the bag of sugar to make the icing. Too lazy and too busy to go the Reve’s side of the counter he asked,

“Reve, could you give me some sugar?”

Reve made a sharp gasp and paused in the middle of whisking his share of ingredients.

“Did I startle you?” Feliciano asked, knowing that when you really get into something, you just shut everything out.

Reve turned to look at Feliciano, his white hair trickling down his shoulders, then pooling at his back joining other wild strands.

“I’m fine.” Reve replied, “I just didn’t think you’d be so forward.”

Did he mess up- had Reve misinterpreted what he had said? What was he being forward about? Why were American linguistics so gosh darn weird-

Reve abandoned his side of the counter to walk over to the shorter man. He put his hands on Feliciano’s shoulders to make his entire body face him.

“R-Reve?”

Feliciano wondered if he should feel frightened or aroused.

Reve cupped Feliciano’s cheeks, lifting him up. He gave him a smile and kissed him, albeit in an awfully cartoonish manner.

As Feliciano was placed back on his feet, he held the counter for support. He looked to Reve.

Reve had a satisfied smirk on his face.

“Reve-!” Feliciano wheezed, “I meant the sugar for the cookies.”

“Oops!” Reve exclaimed with faux, childish surprise. “I nearly forgot, silly me!”

Reve placed the sugar on Feliciano’s side of the counter. “Here you go! Oh, Feli-”

“Yeeeesssssssssss?” Feliciano responded, still reeling from the abrupt kiss.

You could hear the laugh in Reve’s voice. “Your face is so red Feli~. You look like a little tomato with hair.” He prodded one of Feliciano’s cheeks with a finger.

Feliciano felt himself slowly dying with embarrassment, but at the same time he loved the attention of a pretty person, god damn-

He went straight back to work measuring the sugar, then kneading it in with the rest of the dough. Reve let out a chuckle, which made the situation even worse.

—

Leaving the icing aside, Reve assisted Feliciano with dividing the dough onto pans. The first batch was molded into circles and the leftover dough was molded into many small crosses.

“Feli?” Reve called.

“Yes Reve?”

“Do you think humans are like this cookie dough? You can mold this however you’d like, can one do the same to a human being?” he asked.

Feliciano hummed in though, before answering, “I think molding a human would be awfully disturbing. Only God can do that, methinks.” an image of a gored human passed his mind. He shuddered subtly.

“He can?”

“Yep! When God made Adam, he molded him out of dirt. That’s why we turn to dust when we get cremated.”

“God, eh?” Reve turned back to work, “How interesting.”

—

When they were finished, they placed the cookies in the oven.

“Now begins the wait.” Feliciano sighed to himself.

Glancing over to Reve, he noticed a glob of icing on his cheek. He smiled, target locked.

Payback time.

“Reve, could you bend over? I need to see your face for a second.” Feliciano batted his eyelashes.

“Ok…?” Reve responded, bending over, half oblivious and half aware.

Feliciano grabbed Reve by the collar, pulling him closer and licked the icing off of his cheek.

Reve jumped and made a startled noise. Feliciano let out a cackle.

“Now we’re even.”

Reve appeared offended, before laughing himself. “You’re strange, I like that in a human.”

“Don’t you mean a man?”

“Yep, yep, of course!” Reve corrected himself quickly, “Very human indeed!”