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[dailydegurechaff]

Can you make the box smaller? Asking for... not the Lord

You mean this one? Well, I can, but it's really not worth it because, when it comes to tight spaces, after a point she kinda just...

…turns into whatever this is, so…

Today's Daily Degurechaff is… optimized for small spaces

[ask-ranma-and-ryoga]

No update today!

Sorry, folks! We’ll be back next Sunday with a new update for sure!

[whimsifae]

girls r like "but he's my comfort character" and then it's literally the most emotionally traumatized man you have ever seen ever

[ducksdontdraw]

oh hang on, I’m kind of loving how this is turning out 👀

[brandwhorestarscream]

Thinking about tf1 Megs becoming the ultimate milf.

Oh my GOD the decepticons hot, young new leader that's hella fertile and prime for breeding a new generation and bringing the warframes back from the brink of extinction 🤤 as the previous leader Starscream gets to go first, sweetly fucking his little virgin valve right there on the throne, and he overloads so strongly the first time he whites out and squirts all over the seeker's lap. Starscream is very possessive but still let's his trine take turns filling up their new leader with transfluid to help the sparklings along. Megatron's never been so pampered and doted on. After he births the first litter, Soundwave and Shockwave are next, fucking him pregnant while he's got two of his newspsrks cradled in his arms, suckling from his newly onlined feeding pouches. He's always been kinda heavy duty but carrying really makes his frame fill out: he grows taller, frame shifting to accommodate the sparklings, his hips get wider and his chassis broadens just a bit. In the late stages of carrying the baby belly is so big and round he can't see his pedes, and oft uses it as an impromptu table to set datapads and the like while he's sitting to work 🤭

If/when Optimus first sees him all rounded up with babies and a gaggle of sparklings clustered around his legs, it goes straight to his spike. He wants some of that too!

[anthropologist-on-the-loose]

Me: "I don't often cook but I'm going to quick look through my mom's recipe cards and see if I can find that specific recipe"

Me, 15 minutes later, sobbing: "Love is stored in handwritten recipe cards"

[pangur-and-grim]

I love how you can use the environment in baldur’s gate.

for instance, I got my ass completely handed to me in a battle, so on my second attempt I piled barrels of gunpowder & wine near where the enemies would run out, and had one of my guys posed with a fire spell to ignite them. and THIS TIME, I triggered a massive explosion on my first turn of combat, instantly killing my entire party.

[hellyeahscarleteen]

F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries

New from our founder, Heather Corinna, a guide for those sexual times that wind up more “ow” than “oooh.”

It’s remarkably easy to hurt ourselves in the pursuit of feeling good. From genital abrasions to broken skin to pulled muscles to infections to allergic reactions, even fractures or breaks, exploring our bodies and their capacities sexually can sometimes mean finding out⁠ what’s past a bodies’ limits. We can think there was enough lube, but who among us (cough) hasn’t found out at least once that there wasn’t? We can forget that when it feels to us like we couldn’t possibly get enough of something, our body parts may have an entirely different and considerably threshold (um). Heck, you can hurt yourself just getting a date a glass of water (says my once-broken toe, bitterly).

For whatever reason (probably a combination of ableism⁠, totally inhumane sexual⁠ ideals and maybe some leftover stuff from our DNA way back when we lived a wilder existence), if and when people get hurt during sex⁠, they often feel ashamed or embarrassed, like they have ruined something. Getting hurt in our bodies is as acceptable an experience as feeling good in them. It’s not “weak” to get hurt, and it doesn’t mean anyone failed at anything, it just means we’re living in the body of a mere mortal, not a sexual superhero. So, if some kind of sex injury happens to you or a partner⁠, don’t get hung up in negative feelings about it. Instead, turn your attention to yourself or whoever got hurt. Not only might you or they need physical care, caring for ourselves and each other in attentive, tender ways is only likely to enhance our sexual experiences and the ways we connect to ourselves or one another through them. This kind of care, much like general sexual aftercare, can be something that is a highlight of a sexual experience, even when something painful or bummerful happened which that care is centered around.

This simple guide covers the most common sexual injuries for people in the age group we serve, what needs to be done when and after they have happened, and how you can best prevent them. Read F*c&!ng First Aid: A Quick Guide to Common Sex Injuries over at Scarleteen.

[babyanimalgifs]

When he didn't realize you're in the room

(Source)

[goldsnek]

Page 10-11-12 of my Double Edged fancomic! page 1-2-3 page 4-5-6 page 7-8-9 page 13-14-15 Feel free to tip a coffee! :)

[owlsinathens]

Crowdstrike really hired That Guy.

[duckysprouts]

I can see edward pulling jacobs hair just to see if he reacts to that normally

jbsss: extra 1

this is non-canon, but it would be funny if jacob’s ears and tail pop out like a pull-tab

(to clarify, edward does not see the ears and tail and this comic is for sillies)

bonus:

bonus 2:

[cleansimpleminimal]

[tiptoze]

VIZ Media just put a bunch of official, complete anime on YouTube for free

Exactly what it says on the tin. Here's the link to the official article from Viz. There are ads* ofc but to be able to watch these for free in HD is a pretty big deal.

Note that they are all Japanese dub, English sub. (The subtitles are not YouTube captions but part of the video itself, for whomever it may concern)

Here's the current list w/ links to the official playlists:

Death Note (All 37 episodes)

Hunter x Hunter (Seasons 1-3, 148 episodes)

Inuyasha (COMPLETE SERIES W/ ALL THE MOVIES)

Mr. Osomatsu (Seasons 1 & 2, 50 episodes)

Naruto (Seasons 1-8, 220 episodes)

Sailor Moon (COMPLETE SERIES)

Handful of other movies, 4 of them are Inuyasha that's already been stated above but includes TIGER & BUNNY, K Missing Kings, Accel World, etc.

I hope this helps someone who's been wanting to watch one these shows! I know most people don't get news from Viz so I didn't want this to just go quietly under the radar because this is actually p nice to have in a world where you either have to pay for or pirate everything. I really hope they add more titles in the future!

*Also, they say ads but I use Firefox w/ uBlock and all the other anti-capitalist goodies and I've watched the first SM episode and gotten no ads so this may actually be an avoidable thing for a lot of us so like,,, go watch some free anime luv lmao

EDIT: I have been informed that this is not available in counties outside of America. Which isn't surprising but is disappointing. If someone w/ a VPN wants to let me know if they can work around this lmk and I'll update here.

EDIT 2: Quote from an Anon:

"Windscribe VPN on my phone worked for watching Viz media's anime uploads! I'm sure there's better and less limited free options but that's the one I found with a quick search to try it out. Haven't tried it on a laptop though so can't comment on it's viability there."

Tysm for letting me know Anon!!

EDIT 3: Via @eunbinppap

#one of protonvpn's free options is the us

[panthermouthh]

“I was benevolent and good, misery made me a fiend. Make me happy, and I shall again be virtuous.”

Imagining what it must have been like for the creature to behold his reflection for the first time. How long did he spend staring in to the water, tracing the lines of his stitches?

[applestruda]

Summer, Spring, Autumn, and Winter

(Aka hermit ladys as mucha's four seasons for week 3 of the design challenge)