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cephalo-bot · 6 years ago

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Ok since you all requested it here's some more since my brother will never cease to be the funniest thing ever

• (When asked how it feels to be internet famous) remember the picture I drew with the guy going like :O and flipping a table? That's how I feel.

• (Looking through google images of his favorite characters) My boy! My beautiful boy! My big beautiful boy! My baby boy! Transformers has so many good boys.

• tlk Drift has goat legs

• nanananananananana COGMAN!!!

• (About tfp Starscream) THE BEAUTIFULEST BOY

• (About bayverse Chromia) SHE HAVE NO LEG ...oh wait she do have leg

• (In Megatron’s voice) I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing (in Starscream’s voice) BUT YOU DIDN’T

• (After finishing tfa) Prowl is dead, Starscream is dead, I am sad. I’m more sad about Starscream’s death though.

• (in Starscream’s voice) Can you believe they rejected me when I auditioned for Edward Scissorhands

• (Talking about bayverse) WE MAKE HIM IN MOVIE BUT STARSCREAM BIG DORITO AND OOOOHHHH HE BAD GUY

• Nemesis Prime? They should have called him Optimus Crime, that would have been better.

• THERE SHOULD BE A TARDIS TRANSFORMER NAMED OPTIMUS TIME

• Wait, how famous am I again?

• (scrolling through google images and stopping at a photo of bayverse Dino) oooooo! Who's that beautiful person?!

• The combaticons are Starscream's sons

• Starscream is like Loki because they both have a ton of kids

• (after I told him that I already got him a Christmas present) is it a BOY?!

• (showing me a Ramjet he made out of legos) …and here are his leggy legs, I should give him some knees

• tfa Ramjet is the best seeker.

• Unicron more like Unitcron

• No matter what version, Megatron is always an absolute unit

• SO THE LEADER OF THE BAD GUYS WE'LL CALL HIM BIG ROBOT BECAUSE HE BIG AND OOOHHHHHH HE BAD GUY

• The g1 movie should have been called Cool Robot Fight Awesome Number One vs Big Bad Robot Guy

• looking through google images of tfp characters, zooming in on their thighs, and screaming

• (tfp) Starscream likes Skyquake for the same reason he likes Megatron and Optimus, because they're units. He wants Skyquake's beefcake to mix with his cupcake to make the ultimate boy.

• (tfp) Bulkhead broke everything to get Ratchet's attention, because he loves him.

• He talks to our cats in Starscream's voice

• (Cyberverse) Starscream is going to have a weaponozed voice? Does that mean he'll just be straight up screaming or does it mean he'll be singing the high notes at the end of Phantom of the Opera while Megatron is in the back yelling, "siNg mY aNgEl oF mUsiC!!"

Things my brother has said about Transformers

My younger brother and I have both recently gotten into Transformers and he’s had the absolute funniest things to say about it.

Whoever has the best thighs gets to be a Prime.

Drift should be a Prime because he’s the prettiest.

You should draw tfp Starscream with Drift thighs.

While we were watching episode 3 of Cyberverse at the moment Starscream descended from the sky, my brother just whispered, “angel.” Later during the episode he started singing the chorus of Angel of Music under his breath.

(About tfp Breakdown) Muscle husband.

Seekers are just weird birds.

He insists on calling Bumblebee Sweet Boy.

(About Cyberverse) Nova Storm is Thundercracker and Skywarp’s daughter.

(About Cyberverse) The Seekers aren’t really looking for the allspark, they’re just jealous that Windblade’s eyeliner is better than theirs.

To be a Seeker you have to have heels and fabulous eyeliner.

Why are all the Decepticons so fabulous?

(About Cyberverse) Starscream is the best because he has ab cannons.

Shockwave sounds like Michael Crawford.

(About Wildbreak) I can’t believe Knockout and Breakdown had a son.

Is Chromia Windblade’s wife?

WHAT? Orion is Ariel’s BOYFRIEND? I didn’t know robots did THAT!

(Whenever Shockwave appears) he’s here… the phantom of thE OPERA

Megatron is tired, he needs coffee.

When we were watching episode 3 of Cyberverse, as soon as Megatron appeared and confronted Optimus, we both started banging our fists on the table and chanting: “OLD MAN FIGHT! OLD MAN FIGHT!”

All the minibots are tiny and full of anger, except Bumblebee, he’s a sweet boy.

(While watching tfa) Protect the chiLD! She’s onLY EIGHT YEARS OLD!

(About tfa) Blitzwing looks like Venom.

(About tfp) Sometimes a family is two metal dads and their weird alien daughter.

Starscream is a great soprano.

Tfa Grimlock is the best Grimlock because he actually has the T-Rex stance.

(About RiD15 Grimlock) He looks like he’s wearing nail polish, he’s a fabusaurus Rex.

(About RiD15) Sideswipe looks like Knockout’s son. And Sunstreaker isn’t here so I’m just going to assume he died.

Whenever watching G1, whenever Ironhide says anything, he repeats it back trying to imitate his accent.

Do you want to hear my Ironhide impression? arNHIDE!!

Do you want to hear my Starscream impression? *SCREECH*

He can actually do a really good impression of Starscream and once I found him singing Brass Goggles in Starscream’s voice.

(About tfp) Bumblebee is an otamatone.

(Whenever Bumblebee appears in any show) I want to see my little boy! Here he comes.

Either the Seekers are all related or all dating.

(While watching tfp) they left his EYE!

Tfp Shockwave looks like he’s wearing pikes, he’s goth, a spooky boy.

Do you think Agent Fowler and Nick Fury know each other?

#transformers #maccadam

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