#ooohhhh we this isn't really a part two

[genderlesssinner]

Oh my god why he on the table

Why would they put a jug of water on the table they're too chaotic for this 🤣

Not Sam screaming like an actual kid AND THE BINKI

Wait I just realised they're in their BH seats but it's ok cause their stuff is in VM spots okay okay

Oh boy oh boy here we go, back with the OG crew

(well. Most of them.)

Ep 113

It feels so wild for c3 to be in triple digits??

Aaa les goooo

I still can't believe Keg is hanging with Scanlan's old crew

Oh no okay cerkonos calm down

Grog makes shoes???? How have I missed that or are they fucking with Scanlan

Back to Vasselheim it is

Oh okay no he's actually doin it okay

Oohhhh Kikiiii 🥺 guyyys

Trinket!!! The old maaann he's missing teef 😭

"I'm going to end up in there, don't think I don't know that." oh boy

Okay okay Pike an Scanlan oooh Pikey has a buddy

Oh god I forgot they had kids

Meat man import and sexports I hate it

I love Grog so much

Oh god Pike, mood. Everything hurts no matter what

Oh god Robbie XD

TRAVIS CAN YOU DON'T

Dynasty reps being in Vasselheim is crazy still. The queen herself.

Percy does not want the rifle corps out in the world Vex love

I can't

Ooooh is that J'mon? I think it may be

Interesting seeing factions we don't really know much about

This is gonna be such a massive and chaotic battle

J'mon is one of my all time favorite NPCs yall, I love them so much

Ooohhhh the ladies from the Matron. Liev'tel!!!

HE DID. YESS I LOVE IT

Character art for her!! She's so pretty.

Ooo Cerkonos is shook by the lady

"We will get him back." oh I love her so much

What if Vax is just in a pokeball but like instead of just vibing it's painful or something (he's clearly not just chilling) but like maybe he can bamf out like Trinket with the necklace

Devosa that's the dragon name,, I can never remember that one

Oh shit the judicators too

Heirophant doing some cool shit just standing there, damn ok

She's doing some Inspiring Leader shit and buffing everyone isn't she

Ooh shit okay okay just casually summon celestials like that goddamn

Like anyone is gonna feel good following that up. Woof. You got this Keeks.

No pressure at all, Keyleth. Nope.

Hell yeah Vex.

Oh Keyleth. Never change girl.

Historical speech right there. Fuck shit up!

Yeah yeah yeah 20 temp hp hell yeah

Interesting so now we have 2 clerics and 2 druids I love it

Ah yes so we're going over the walls on the ships okay okay

Ohhhh the old maaann twinketttt Buddddyyyyyyyy you don't gotta protect mama anymore

Oh my god he dragged out the old cup ugh I'm glad he's not really drinking out of it

Hero's Feast fuck yeah

Oh god Cerkonos please take advice from him with a gain of salt

Grog fucken TANKIN with almost 300 hp hell yeah man

Essek! I mean Seth 😏

I love that half of them were like WHO is this. Yall. 😂

Is that. Is it Verin IT FUCKING IS HELL YEAH BABY

Hot boi #2 damn right Laura

I hope we get to see him fight oooh man. He also better fucking survive this though goddamn it

Yep there's the awkward baby brother, love him

IS HE FLIRTING WITH MY GIRL

You fucker

Goddamn it Matthew

Ah okay so we're caught up now interesting okay quicker than I expected

It's go time boys and girls

Here we go oh shit okay good job grogory hoof booties

He made hoof crocs oh my god

Yess this is why I love these two! Such a good friendship

Oh hell yeah Lieve, buff my girls up

XD oh my god Cerkonos maybe just.. Don't speak.

YEEE VM ON XANDIS' SHIP FUCK YEAH

I love them so much, crazy fucking tiefling

A short and bumpy ride

Like you (Percy to Scanlan)

I love that Liev'tel x Cerkonos is still Liam x Robbie

Is that Artagan parting the dust storm?

It has begin my friends

What in the fuck are these freaky flying fucks?

Yup it's on the ground Groggy that's you, get it

Oh fuck uh okay it took the horse

Damn Percy, 22 with disadvantage. Love it

Oh fuck yes I love me a grave cleric yaaasss

Grogory with the first HDYWTDT Nice Nice

Goddamn Travis

Heheh the Platinum Gaurdian got a snack

Oh fuck dispel missiles holy shit

Elementals to the rescue?

Bitches yall best help Verin and his crew come on

Thank the Everlight indeed boys

Get that horsey bardic inspo

Oof I do not envy those ground forces at all. Vidulches are awful

Come on Xandis you got this

Oh well okay that's not what I was expecting but okay

Alright now get your asses to the Key

Liev'tel doing the the step off into freefall is so good

That damned cannon

Cerkonos fucken going human torpedo over here aight

Okay okay that was fucking badass

Break time!

How we feeling?

I missed these fucking idiots so much

[lovvecherrymotion]

ooohhhh for that ask game: jance + au where they work on a cruise ship, nace plays in one of the entertainment bands and jan is a chef in the kitchen :3 (or other jobs if youd like idk how this game works but i think this would be fun)

OHHHH this was so fun to think about (i've never been on a cruise ship and have no idea how they work but)

also this got out of my control, i'm sorry 😭

let's reverse the roles a little bit, shall we? jan is the new guy - he's worked in several restaurants but he's not quite sure what he wants to do in life and his dad knows a guy and that's how he ends up in a cruise ship cooking boring food for a bunch of retirees (he has nothing against them, personally, but after the first two weeks he's pretty sure this is not what he wants to do)

anyway, he mostly keeps to himself. he's met some of the staff and he really hit it off with jure, who's in charge of repair work, and has led a pretty interesting life (worked at his parents farm for a couple of years, then as a camera man, then as a mildly successful drummer for a slovenian band called apokalipsa...) he's nice, doesn't ask too many questions and jan feels pretty comfortable spending his free time with him, while listening to jure talk about whatever it is that's going on in his life

(he hears about bojan and nace, who work on the cruise ship as well, as part of the band, and his friend martin, who was also a part of apokalipsa with them, and is now working in IT, and kris, bojan's on and off boyfriend and also best friend - it's too complicated for jan to keep up, honestly)

eventually jure decides this isn't enough though and starts dragging him around - he starts befriending more staff members and eventually he meets the famous bojan and nace. bojan is warm and friendly and accepts jan with open arms but it's nace who catches jan's eye (and despite a bit of an awkward first meeting because jan very much Does Not Know how to act around someone he finds attractive, they quickly become very very close)

and as they get closer, jan finds himself with a crush. a crush on nace, with his tattoos and stupidly handsome face and his loud laugh that makes jan feel butterflies in his stomach. nace who's always so kind and listens to jan ramble for hours after a particularly stressful day and somehow always knows what to say. nace who has somehow carved a place in his life without even trying and says his chicken soup is the best one he's ever had and-

jan realizes he's in love with nace the night before he's supposed to make a decision about his future. he's been giving the chance to stick around because they like him there and he's competent and his dad's friend is happy to offer him a new contract. jan had been pretty sure he didn't want to stick around any longer than he needed but, when the realization hits him, he's not sure what to do. he doesn't love the work he does, but he can no longer imagine his days without nace around - he doesn't want to imagine his days without nace around

(he signs a new contract the following afternoon and when they all get together at the end of the night, and he's safely tucked in under nace's arm, a blinding smile on nace's lips, as they all celebrate jan staying with them, he knows he's made the right decision)

Leave an AU and a pairing in my ask and I’ll give you the plot of the fic I won’t write for it

[lost-in-reveriie]

*a Phoenix flies overhead and bursts into flame* Welcome! *I drop from the flame* To addy and emma's fav part of the day!! (lol these are getting more and more intricate)

how are you today? Its Friday for you today isn't it?

What are the prettiest names? and What's your dream job (two questions today!)

*while bursting into flame, the phoenix left a pile of ash on the ground* *i rise from the ashes* *suddenly, i am a phoenix as well*

im doing good!! and yeah its friday!!!! i got back from school early and we dont have school on monday, which means plenty of time for me to sit and rot!! how are you? :))

oohhh this is a hard one......i really like the name Adelaide (my full name is so close to that), i really like the name Francesca (and then Frannie for short!!!) thats kinda all i can think of 😭 what do you think the prettiest names are??

ooohhhh maybe to like work in one of those fancy art museums, or to own a bookshop in the south of france where its like beauty and the beast style and i live on the second floor and the bookshops on the first floor (and maybe theres even a coffee shop or a flower shop attached to it!!). or maybe i could be like a famous director making actually good movies like greta gerwig or something. OR i could just not have a job and do nothing forever idk. OR i could be like a travel person and i could travel the world as part of my job and give places reviews or something.

those were all so in detail its insane. anyways, whats your dream job?? <33

[lloydfrontera]

do you think the knight of iron and blood, had it been finished before lloyd transmigrated, would've headed in a javier/alicia direction? kinda intrigued by the whole "knight saving embittered monarch after losing his lord" dynamic...

ooohhhh that would be very compelling actually

i think one of the bk moon's greatest crimes is that we just get hints of the overarching plot of "knight of blood and iron" instead of the entire thing, which i get why he did, it would be very tiring to basically plan out two books just to write one and also maybe it'd be a little constricting to have to limit yourself to a book that isn't even written but!! i still think it's sad we didn't get more of it :(

but honestly as compelling as javier/alicia in the original plot would've been i don't actually think it would've happened,,, mostly because alicia murdered a lot of people and i don't see javier as someone likely to think "i can fix her" ajkshdka

from what little we know of the original plot she was a "cold blooded tyrant" which,,,

,, yeah,,

plus we do get to see a little bit of alicia going full tyrant in one of ending spoilers and it is Not Pretty

javier is very much a white and black kind of morality at the beginning and without lloyd to,,, uh, broaden his horizons (lmao) i don't know how willing he'd be to approach someone who's murdered lots of people without the express intent of,, well, kill them before they kill others y'know?

i mean the guy was fully willing to cut off the legs of a guy who had scammed his lord, i don't think he'd hesitate too much on killing an outright tyrant

so there would have to very specific circumstances for neither of them being able to kill the other on sight just so there's a chance of them,,, actually speaking ajksjdka

but i mean weirder things have happened in novels, i can totally see the novel taking that route if the author really wanted it to. i mean javier has to be that pretty for a reason y'know? maybe the first part of the story is just havier getting strong enough to go toe to toe against the queen but not so much that he can defeat her easily so they're locked into a never ending series of battles against each other so they keep meeting again and again. and then along the way a sort of begrudging respect for the other develops and maybe that allows the queen to be moved by javier's selflessness and bravery, his refusal to let innocent people be hurt without trying to do something about it, reminding her of when she cared about her people like that, when she tried to be a good ruler and a good person.

maybe in one particular battle, javier gets hurt saving an innocent that had gotten caught in the crossfire and they both know if he tries to keep fighting her he will surely lose but he still stands up and puts himself in between her and her army and the people he's trying to protect because it's the only thing he can do now.

and maybe instead of continuing the fight and pressing her advantage like he expects her to do, alicia retreats, muttering something about there being no honor in defeating a injured enemy.

and javier is left standing there, bleeding and exhausted but surprisingly alive, completely confused because,,,, was that,,, mercy from the queen??? from the evil tyrant he's been trying to defeat for so long now??

and maybe something shifts between them after that, their fights aren't quite the same now, their moves not quite as intent to kill as they had been before

maybe there's a little more between them than just respect

but that's just maybe idk i wouldn't know :)

[illululusion]

Okay okay okay unasked for but I'm gonna go share my opinions on all of these hehe! Also this is complete utter nonsense but also I will not proofread these and these are my genuinely first thoughts!

Also so so long I need to figure out how to place a cut in a post uhm

Meta Knight

Love the themes, they tend to be quite high energy feels like something intense (which to be fair the fights are quite cool in the game) but not in necessarily purely antagonistic way.

Over all: not my music style but definitely a few will be in my playlists.

King dedede:

Royal sounding, love the start with the brass intruments! The lower tones in many of them makes it feel heavy, very fitting with king dedede.

I think it's interesting how the start of the king dedede themes are all very similar, with the brass announcing the royal, but the themes themselves differ quite a lot from game to game!

Overall: would listen to specifically triple deluxe's on repeat.

Marx

Ohh the ominous! It feels like you're being hurried along, like the tones themselves aren't necessarily evil sounding but the way everything sounds hurried ooohhhh. Like evil main character theme (which knowing Kirby soundtracks love their leitmotif doesn't seem surprising) on 0.75 speed it sound much less menacing! Like it generally sounds a bit menacing due to the violin in there (that's what made me feel like it was weird) but aside from that most of it sounds like you just have some normal Kirby just a bit sadder I guess? The tones don't feel as heroic in the slowed down version. Huh.

Overall: wouldn't listen on repeat too much anxiety damn.

Magalor (I am biassed)

Crowned specifically could kill me it is so good. The leitmotifs in this damned song! It feels so heroic, it also makes you feel so betrayed because DARNIT MAGALOR! You can't help but think back to the earlier moments magalor shows up, before betraying you. Almost makes you feel like you should have known.

But also so many of the recurring parts are done on brass, making me (specifically) feel very empowered, like time to put an end to this, sorry my friend but we shall prevail.

The other themes around magalor also sound very good. Just nothing beats crowned for me. The rock sound from Vs. Magalor is very nice that I will admit. It also feels so different from other themes it's very interesting.

Overall: I am very biased, and would listen to this forever.

Fecto elfilis/chaos elfilis (two planets approach the Roche limit)

It starts of almost godly, like a choir singing to it's god. However as it goes on it sounds less like a choir to their god and more like a false god. About halfway the choir returns, and it sounds almost sad. Like this isn't who we revered, elfilis deserves their end to be a worthy one. It's interesting to have voices this much in a theme I will say, but it really adds to the song.

After the whole sad part to me it sounds more like it turns to Kirby's side like end our struggle.

Overal: would listen on repeat.

Zero two:

CHIMES?! the slow change I to the bell things and slow buildup to the melody. Oh! The tone ladders add a lot like this song feels like it's continuously building up to something! Only to fall back down. But it manages to sound almost hopeful because of it.

Can't say much more because I am not all that knowledgeable about zero two and the game they're in.

Overall: 10/10 would listen again. Second to crowned to me.

VOID TERMINA:

Similar vibes to Crowned (TO ME). The bell keeping the rhythm which just disappears to have our flutes appear! It sounds once again quite hopeful.

And then the lower energy (ADORE) to let us think and allow an even greater height to appear later in the theme! I adore when songs change their energy like that. There's such a slow buildup, makes you think about what comes next if this isn't the peak of strength. The return of more choirs Hmmm hmmmmmm.

BASS! PHASE CHANGE! LEITMOTIF! OHHHHHHHH!!!!! YES! GREEN GREENS THEME VOID YES! YES YES! THE IMPLICATIONS! And then to return to the low energy! Hmmmm!!!!!!!! The piano interlude feels so tranquil. You have to do it Kirby. You can do it! THE LOW NOTE KN THE PIANO! A DISTURBANCE HHHHHHHDGDGDGDS.

return of the main music but just slightly different! It feels less energetic. The return of the bell and it fades to piano again. Oh my lord I love this theme maybe a bit too much again. The piano is interesting as I don't feel it shows up often. And the ending just being so so pure and just the green greens sounding so sad. The way it makes such a happy (and well known) theme sound so incredibly sad is impressive

Overall: damnit I love this theme too. Would listen on repeat. I think it's impressive how they manage the energy in this so well.

Queen sectonia:

Oh so many parts. Damnit I'm never done!

Dirty & beauty, sounds like it's a rap battle in a church? I have no clue what that would mean. But yeah. Interesting that it's such a slow song I will say because so many of Kirby's themes are quite fast and upbeat. OH ROCK? DAMN! YOU GO QUEEN SECTONIA!

It's such a difference between this theme and so many other boss themes. It's a welcome change and I hope they do something like this again!

Moonstruck blossom is so different from its predecessor that it feels weird. It's got a very interesting progression. The brass (adored) the regality! Yes! There's a lot to love about this one too. The fake voice is an interesting choice. Feels weird makes me feel weird as someone with a lot of years in vocal training. No real person would sing like that, it feels eerie.

Overall: want more rock and slow themes they work quite well actually. Probably wouldn't listen on repeat.

Galacta Knight:

The greatest warrior in the galaxy: it's very similar to meta knights themes but not only does it sound different it feels different, it feels rushed. Like galacta Knight would never take the time to rest.

Warrior from another world: similar to the first. It feels like it's been made In a room with more echo.

The one from planet robobot is interesting, it's once again very similar but it adds a layer to the theme which makes it feel less harsh

Overall: it's interesting how these themes are slightly changed in every game.

Morpho knight:

(Star allies) so echo-ey I can comfortably zone out to this. It's weirdly calm for what morpho knight is.

Overall: not much to say, cool song would listen on repeat

Bonus Poll! Music Edition!

It's character theme time! These options were based on what mod's friends responded with! ^-^

:D /pos

[vumming]

all of us are dead — yoon gwi nam “ocean”

requested by : 🏹 anon [ can i request another gwi nam one shot pls? (sorry i love him and there isn’t enough fics about him lol) kinda like a pt2 to my other request but they find a room together but can it be a locker room or just another room that has a bathroom with a shower? reader is covered in blood and gwi nam washing the reader and himself while he keeps praising her for small things like (ur doing so well, that’s it just relax, good girl that type of thing) and he gets her into new clothes that are clean and cuddles her to calm her down. ]

warning : cringe(?) g*i-na*m ooc, suggestive, rqst changed a bit, soft bastard

Gwi-nam lifted you to take a seat on the sink, his hands glide on your clothed soft thighs as he examines your messy appearance. Brushing a few dirt off of your face with the ever so usual tough look plastered on his features. “What exactly did you even do to get this much stuff on yourself.” He sneers at the grime on your face, wiping them off with napkins, disgust written all over his expression.

The white stained in brown and red as he draws them all over your face, holding your jaw to align it straight, his eyes that held nothing but ease and care oftentimes making in contact with yours.

“I escaped from the zombies.” You resisted the urge to roll your eyes at his words and you watched him groan before slapping himself on the face, massaging it until his eyes flutter open to look at you.

“Besides, shouldn't you be more worried about yourself? You're literally covered in blood! And not to mention your eyes!”

“It's not about me, it's about you, doll.” Gwi-nam muttered in response, deep voice barely audible if not for the closeness that you two have.

Frowning, your hands made in contact with his cheeks, cupping them like he does to yours as you stare at him with twinkling gaze. “You matter too! Of course I'll be fretting over you, you're my boyfriend!” Pouting as you shake him—his head to be exact, back and forth like a rag doll.

Gwi-nam's hand left your face to find purchase on your thighs, the other on the marble sink as he tries to stabilize himself.

“H-hey! Sto- stop!”

“No! Not until you realize that you're a mess too!”

“Yah! Stop it or I'll make you more of a mess!” He growls in warning prompting you to shut up and halt your attack, for the lack of better word. “Hmph, that's what I thought.” Gwi-nam adds when he watches your eyes grew bigger than saucers—registering his statement.

“Then make me.”

“What?” Now that, was something he didn't expected. Gwi-nam pinched your thigh with a look that tells you something. He knows for sure that you can be cheeky if you want to but it never fails to left his surprised whenever you'd do so of sort. Even after all the years that he had spent with you—Gwi-nam still felt aghast when you'd dare show him your bold side.

“I said, make me. Of course, unless you wanna chicken out-”

The boy pulls you to his body close by dragging your legs close, growling in your ear with a slight tease, “Be careful of what you're wishing for doll, or I might just take those literally.” Drawing giggles from your lips with you draping your arms over his shoulders, a silent invitation. Gwi-nam nuzzles further in your palm, kissing the inside while his gaze locked with your mesmerizing e/c eyes.

Gwi-nam hummed in contentment at the gesture.

The ambiance seems right, despite the apocalypse, everything is so calm and deadly sweet. He lets your hands map his face oh so calmly and delicately and he found himself leaning in for more of your touch. Eyes trained to yours while they twinkle in delight at the thought of you only admiring him, and him only.

Yeahh, that's right..

It's only him that you should look at like that; eyes set full of adoration and contentment. Gwi-nam, subconsciously knows—and he tries his best to push it all back, that you and him aren't compatible. He isn't enough for a girl like you. He knows it. Yet the boy wouldn't want to leave you.

He wants this, he needs this.

He needs you.

And Gwi-nam somehow came to slowly lean in to capture your lips in a soft kiss, eyes fluttering close when they made in contact. His thumb brushing circles on your thigh and the other supports your neck.

Your hands threads through his locks, tangled yet soft, there's a bit of a slick due to the blood but you pushed them into your mind, Lips parting in instinct when you felt him draw a lick to your plump lips, biting them a bit. Gwi-nam made an entrance, exploring every cavern and ridges, leaving nothing untouched as he fight yours for dominance—shifting your spot, you find yourself pulling him closer; his lean body pressed against yours as he tried to devour you, following along your tug.

Breathing through the feverish kiss, you fought along him. Winning in the end as you get to tangle yours with his, emitting a groan of pleasure to escape his lips, hands sliding up to the waistband of your pants to drop them. A cute small plop was produced when the fabric hits the cold floor of the bathroom.

Gwi-nam felt intoxicated—he feels so vulnerable when with you and he likes it, despite his usual gangster façade that is always on guard. You find yourself bare when he took your uniform off, him parting to take off his as well, unbuttoning them with your feeble hands.

Gwi-nam resume the kiss again, his lips drawing down to your jaw, chin, neck and collarbone. Sucking on the skin and feeling you arch your back, he couldn't help but chuckle at your reaction, vibration not helping. “Beautiful.”

Compliments that found themselves to escape his lips thrown to you when he saw your bothered expression.

Butterflies flutter profusely inside of your stomach, it is known that Gwi-nam causally compliments people, be it through bullying or teasing but this—God, it feels so genuine. So true that your heart can't help but twist in happiness.

With his hands fumbling to reach your undergarments before you stopped his eager hands. Breathing through the parting kiss, “Gwi-nam...”

“Yes, doll?” He breathes, eyes still in a fever along with yours. Your legs closing in on his waist when he tries to pull away from your hold.

“You stink.”

And your lover deadpanned at your words, moving away to smell his body, “Wha- no I don't-”

“With your heightened senses, I thought you'd be more self-aware.” Gwi-nam facepalmed, way to go ruin the room oh beloved y/n—now what?

He moves close to you before lifting you up in his arms, “Then we'll go continue this at bath, yeah?”

“H-hey! Let me go!” But he didn't listened, only grinning when you pout at him.

The two of you ended up warming under the shower, cold licks of water flows down your skin, Gwi-nam washing the blood that sticks to his eyes and face with a slight groan before feeling your warm arms go around his waist, chest against his back that made him crane his neck to look at you whose hair sticks to their skin, eyes looking up at him happily.

“Shit.”

He cursed under his breath when your finger starts to hover on his skin, drawing patterns and shapes as they map along his muscles.

“That tickles.”

“Really?” You giggled at his drawn expenses, hiding his face behind one hand before sweeping the wet hair that restricts his vision. Turning his figure to encase your smaller body into his. “You're brave today.”

“Only because I am with you.”

He hums, “That's right, I'll protect you after all. I said it before, yeah?” Leaning down to boop your nose eliciting a squeal from you. He remembers seeing your scared look when he found out where you hid, terrified and alert— yet almost ready to give up until they shine when you saw him. God, he was glad that you're by his side now. Gwi-nam sighed, his palm takes the curve of your cheek.

“Turn around then, I'll wash you.”

“But I can do it myself.”

“And I want to do it for you so,” following to his words, Gwi-nam gestures with his finger for you to turn around making you comply. Relaxing when his fingers massage your scalp and entangles the knots of your hair. A shampoo that is left from the sports team left there to use. “That's right, y/n. You're doing so well.” Foam and bubbles slides down from your head, the atmosphere made you forget that outside of this room is a battlefield for survival.

From your head to your neck and travelling to your shoulders to knead them, “Relax, doll.” He kisses the skin of your nape, soft and low tone that brought tranquility. His touched relieving you from your stresses, you remembered earlier how lonely you are, struggling alone until he managed to find you.

“Ease up. I'm here.”

And at his voice, your hand creeps their way to hold his. “Thank you, love.”

Your fingers laces with his and Gwi-nam let loose in the moment, laying his head on your shoulder. “Anything for you doll.”

[msookyspooky]

Sequels Suck

Part 6

word count: 3,026

"Why do I feel like we're going to die or something?" 

"Now, why would you say that!?" Halie scoffed and lightly hit your arm. 

"Sorry! Bad habit. "

She sighed. "Look, sweetie. I know you've been dealt a shitty hand in life the last few years but you gotta let it go. Not everything is a plot to a horror movie and not every guy is a psycho killer." 

"I get it but...Shit. I'm seeing things and-" 

She stopped you outside the theater doors. "Listen. People have been calling us non-stop. I'M going nuts from it; I can't imagine you! Not even a week in college and you gotta deal with these sick jokes. It's no wonder you're seeing things...Have you been getting enough sleep?" 

You shrugged. "4 hours is enough, right?" 

She gave you an unamused stare. "You're going to look 45 by the time you're 25 at that rate. You need to take care of yourself...And whatever awaits us on the other side of these doors-" She pointed to them before giving you a smile. "They gotta get through me first." 

You gave a small smile before taking a deep breath and going in. Surprised to see half the room filled with college kids. Rowdy, talking, and lounging in the dim lighting. You were led by a guy to the front row of reserved seats. You cautiously looked at Halie, terrified it was going to be like Carrie but she grabbed you by the hand and led you there. You trusted her but not as much as you did Randy. You wished he was here with you...But after he left earlier, you didn't see him for the rest of the day. 

You and Halie sat as you saw rustling through the curtains. You prepared yourself as you saw the curtains pull and one of the guys you recognized from the other day come out. You watched as the other two came out as well. 

They held up a piece of paper to read it outloud. "We are gathered here…" He hesitated and a frat boy yelled out from the crowd. "SPEAK UP!" 

He gritted his teeth. "...To say we were wrong." 

The other one chimed in. "Now we have to stand here…" 

The third finished, outstretching his arms and dropping the script. "And let the grenades go long!"  

You looked down at the tomatoes sitting in a bucket at the seat. Halie released a long chuckle. "OOOHHHH they're pulling out that punishment. They must've really pissed off the elder brothers then." 

"...They are seriously going to let us throw tomatoes at them?? Isn't this wasteful?" 

Cici chimed in, overhearing from two rows up. "All donated by a local farmer. We paid for the good ones. The rotten ones were free." 

"Well thank god for the Zeta's supporting small business." You sarcastically gave. "But seriously. We're allowed to chuck rotten tomatoes at them?" 

"Oh, not just allowed. They gotta or they are out. I'd say them doing that to another brother's girl was a giant no no." 

"I'm not his girl-" You didn't finish as you both ducked and squealed as tomatoes went flying over your heads, one hitting your seat and exploding. 

"What if I said I was allergic?!" One guy on stage yelled and a frat boy yelled back. "You ate a BLT yesterday with extra tomatoes. Shut the hell up and take it!" 

They dodged on stage until one hit one of them right in the face. "Is that all you got?!" He hollered as his frat brothers showed zero mercy. 

Halie picked up a tomato and encouraged you to do the same. You grinned and didn't hesitate. Aiming right for their heads. Yelping as a tomato splashed on your arm and got on Halie. She scoffed in outrage. "Who did that?! This is new!" A girl from the top row gave her a smug look and Halie threw hers back up at her. "Oh fuck no, Tiffany. Eat it, bitch." You ducked as a downright war happened. The guys on stage were completely covered. Wiping their eyes and spitting out tomato guts from their lips.

You went to throw another, aiming right for the one's face. You hesitated when Derek stepped out from the stage. He outstretched his arms. "I deserve-" He didn't even finish as you hurled one and it smacked him right in the mouth. He gave you a disbelieving look, wiping his mouth. "Okay, I deserved-" You threw another that got his chest.

"Yeah, you do." You gave. 

He went to walk towards you to talk among the chaos when he slipped on tomato guts and slid off his feet and off the stage. You instantly rushed to him as he laid on the ground half laughing half groaning in pain. He looked up at you from the ground with a mix of a grin and grimace on his face. "Well, that hurt." 

"You okay?" You asked, helping him sit up and trying to talk through the noise. 

He had tomato on the side of his face as he nodded. "Yeah...Listen YN. I had nothing to do with what these jerks did. Did I have anything to do with it, guys?" He yelled back at the stage. You heard one call back as he dodged a tomato to the face. "NOPE! All us!" 

He gave you a look as he held your hand in his. "I'm still sorry, YN. It was between this or singing. The guys let me pick." 

You chuckled. "I like this better." 

You helped him stand up as he mumbled. "You really didn't hesitate, huh? Right to the face." 

"Nope…And I'm gonna do it again." You grabbed a still whole tomato off the edge of the stage and smirked at him. He laughed and bent his knees to dodge. "Now YN, I apologized!" 

"True...But your face is an easy target." You went to throw it and he dodged out of the way, picking one up off the ground and giving you a grin. "Okay, no more nice guy. You're getting it." 

You gasped and dodged it only to get one to the back of the head from the crowd. The screams and laughter was contagious until it finally settled down and people ran out of produce to chuck. 

Derek's white shirt was orange as he got up on stage to the three still there. "What do you say to YN for being douchebags?" 

They hesitated before coughing. "Sorry...It was a dumb prank." 

You looked at Derek. "Do I get one more hit?" 

"Bombs away." He smirked as you held onto one last tomato, chucking it right at the one's face that was the biggest smartass. 

The crowd died down. A few girls complained about tomatoes in their hair, Cici was giving beauty tips that it helped your complexion. The fraternity almost left but Derek stopped them. "Come on, guys! Gus will kill us." 

They all argued amongst each other until Halie convinced a few sorority sisters to help. As a charity thing and to get time with the fraternities. It soon turned into a major clean up as they all talked. 

You went up to clean the stage when you saw Mickey trying to sneak out. You didn't hesitate to grab some tomato and fling it at him. He gasped as it hit him right upside the head. He turned to you with raised brows. "...Seriously?" 

"Seriously. You thought you could hide behind that stage and not get pelted, wuss?" 

He gave a mocking scoff. "Wuss?! Those are fighting words." He picked up a tomato and flung it at you. Another war was almost waged before Halie scolded you both. "Damn it, I am not in sticky ass clothes washing floors for you two to make more messes I gotta clean! Pick up a rag and scrub." 

You before cringed, picking up the mop again. "Sorry!" 

It took you all an hour but the theater was cleaned. The directing teacher none the wiser as everyone started leaving. Rushing out as one of the girls suggested a sprinkler run while their clothes were a mess. The fraternity didn't hesitate to see the sorority in a wet t-shirt contest. Leaving you, Derek, Halie and Mickey to yourselves. 

You were putting the mop away as Derek came up to you. "YN...Am I forgiven?" 

You sighed with a smile. " Doing all this for a girl you barely knew? Yeah, I'd say so. I've been super stressed and that prank sent me over the edge...I think I just need to take a breather. It's going to be hard to do with Stab airing." 

He smiled, holding your hand. "Whatever you need, I'm here." 

You slowly smiled up at him. What Randy said ran through your mind and you shoved it away. Derek was willing to do all this for you to talk to him? It was more than you could ever hope for. Taking a risk and reaching up to peck his cheek. He dropped his smile, staring down at you before you both kissed. It was slow, chaste and sweet. His lips were sticky and had the taste on them from the tomato war. You smiled to yourself as he cupped your cheek. Both of you were a mess.

"This is so fast for me. At least, it is right now." 

"We can go slow. It can just stay in this stage if you want. Whatever you need." 

You both heard Mickey. "Hey, love birds. This water isn't going to dump itself." 

You both smiled at each other before helping. You were on cloud 9. 

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You and Halie showered. She was in there while you laid on the couch with a robe on the phone with Randy. "You missed so much fun, Ray! I got Mickey right in the back of the head and Derek square in the face." You giggled to yourself and Randy hummed in agreement.

"Yeah...Yeah sounds like a real blast. Guess that means you're forgiving Derek, huh?" 

You sat up. "Yeah, of course." 

"So you get to throw a few tomatoes at a guy's head and that makes up for it? That talk we had was just wasting oxygen,  huh?" 

You rolled your eyes. "Randy, he wasn't involved. I believe him. And of course it wasn't!... What's wrong?" 

"Nothing." 

"Bull. You rushed away like you saw a ghost today and now you're being super defensive." 

"Maybe I did…" 

You paused. "...Wait, what?" 

He groaned on the other line. "Nothing!...I just...Are you a thing with Derek now?" 

"No. I mean we kissed but-" You heard the scoff on the other line. You raised a brow at that. "...Randy. Is there something you want to get off your chest?" 

"Just the fact that you've barely known him for a few days and you're just enraptured by the guy. At this rate, you'll be engaged and ready to raise a suburban family of 3 by next year." 

"Randy, I think I can make my own choices." 

"Can you? You don't have a good track record-" 

Your nostrils flared and you closed your eyes and interrupted him. "Randy….I appreciate your concern but I can make my own decisions. Okay? Besides, it just happened. I'm not dating him or anything.  It was a kiss, that's all." 

He sighed heavily on the other line. "Fine...But I will tell you I told you so if he breaks your heart for a second time." 

You changed the subject. "Randy, enough about me. What did you see? I know you saw something or someone that freaked you out." 

He was eerily quiet on the other line. "...Randy?" 

You heard him hesitating before it came out. "I think your paranoia is rubbing off on me." 

"Why?" 

He was silent for a few more moments. "...Nevermind." 

You groaned to yourself. "God, you're annoying. Just say it." 

"I thought I saw someone but there is no way... Just drop it." 

You bit your lower lip before releasing it with a sigh. "...You saw who I saw, didn't you? You saw Billy or Stu." 

"I saw someone that reminded me of Billy. That's it." 

You smacked the couch in frustration. "Randy, Billy had the scar I gave him. What are the odds of a guy looking identical to him with that scar?" He was eerily quiet. Your breath caught. "Oh my God...He had it, didn't he? The scar I gave him on his right cheek!"  

"YN, I don't know! It was too far away...Anyways, this is your first weekend at college AND right before this Stab movie comes out. Wanna hang out or something?" 

You rolled your eyes at him deflecting but nodded to yourself. "...Yeah, sure. Where at?" 

"Bowling?" 

"Bowling? Really?" 

"Hey, it's $1 beers. They never card. All you can eat pizza. Just saying. It's right up the road from Windsor. It's become a thing." 

You both talked a tad bit more before you hung up. Halie came out with a towel on her head in a robe. "Randy?" 

"Yeah, he wants to go bowling this weekend. Of all weekends." 

"Hey, don't knock it. Besides, it might do you good." 

"Yeah, I guess." 

"So...Is it just a you and him sort of thing?" 

You sighed. "Halie, I swear. Randy is just a friend." 

She smirked. "Yeah. Just like Derek is. Nothing wrong with passionately kissing your friend on the mouth in front of everyone." 

You blushed as she chuckled and you covered your face with a pillow. "Listen, I don't know what to do. I didn't expect to have a guy like Derek so interested in me my first freakin week! And if Randy is too what am I-" 

You paused mid sentence as the phone rang. She gave you a look, going to unplug it. "God, these phone calls are driving me fucking nuts!-" 

You stopped her. "Let me answer. It might be Randy. His number is super weird and isn't coming up on my ID." 

She sighed to herself as you answered. "Hi, if this is Ray or any other normal person. If it's a loser with no life but harassing a survivor; by law this is a penalty of up to-." 

"Oh? Normal like you, YN? We both know you aren't. Your hands are stained red." 

You rolled your eyes. Starting to become desensitized to all the constant calls. "What? No 'What's your favorite scary movie' shtick? Well, you get a 9 out of 10 for originality, I'll give you that much." 

You brought it away to hang up. 

"Hang up and someone fuckin dies! Maybe Halie? Or Randy? Or even that Derek you're so hung up on? Is that what you want?! They won't make it to your opening act as Cassandra." 

You paused, even when Halie tried urging you to hang up. 

They continued. "Remember what happened to your last boyfriend? Woodsboro police said it was the worst they had ever seen. It was the best other than Casey...But none of them was as satisfying as Sidney. She was a masterpiece. A plot to rival Hitchcock." 

Your heart dropped to your stomach. Your hand shook as Halie looked concerned. "...Who is this?" 

"YN. No one will be as satisfying as you. You're the new girl in this movie. Congratulations. The next Stab will have you getting exactly what you deserve." 

"...Billy?" You couldn't help it. Halie sat back with raised brows at you as your voice trembled. "If this is you or Stu, you're both done! Just like last time! I'm not fucking with you!!" 

"And what if I'm not them? Then what, YN? Or maybe I am? What are you going to actually do either way?...Watch out. Everything you touch dies, YN." 

They clicked off and the phone practically fell from your hand. Halie grabbed it, yelling into it to demand who it was but they were gone. She rubbed your shoulder as you told her what they said.

"YN, plenty of people read Gale's book and Stab is coming out. So, they read it and assumed they knew you. Those two are long gone." 

You got up and shook your head, a distant look in your eyes. "I don't think so...I'm going to bed. Goodnight." You excused yourself, barely sleeping that night. 

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The weekend came. You had just come back from bowling with Randy. It was fun and just you and him. He never made a move and you swore to yourself Halie was just fishing for a love triangle. 

Halie wasn't home, out on a date with a frat boy barking up her tree. You locked the door and plopped onto the sofa. Smiling to yourself at how perfectly normal the weekend was. 

'Maybe they're right? Stu and Billy died in that fire. I mourned them for 2 years just as much as Tatum and Sidney. The odds of Randy being here was astronomical, let alone them surviving and seeking revenge...Randy would tell you it sounds like a bad plot to a sequel just to have the fans favorite characters come back.' You huffed to yourself as you flipped on the tv to unwind before getting ready for bed. 'You're stressed, the pranks are ridiculous right now...Maybe it's all in your head? .' 

You were flipping channels. Suddenly, you saw the news. Almost turning it until you saw a news anchor outside a stab movie premiere.

'I thought that wasn't until tomorrow night?' 

"Two victims were found dead inside the movie house on West street during the early release tonight. We have no new details of the victims ' names or the killer at this time." 

You dropped the remote, your mouth hanging open.  You instantly dialed Randy's number. He didn't answer and you pressed call again. He finally answered with a rushed voice.

"YN? I just walked in the door what-" 

"Randy, turn on channel 6. Right now." 

He grumbled to himself as you heard him find his remote. You could hear it in the background and how silent he was. 

"Randy. It's happening again." 

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for the wip game, i'd love to hear about shadow or mirror obi-wan and cody!

ooohhhh buddy okay this one is a little weird. I don't remember how I came up with it and it's really like..it's a mess.

(all these ideas get typed up on Discord so that's why it seems so...thrown together lmao)

Constantly obsessed with the idea of light and dark and the thought came to me: we've got our Obi-Wan who is rooted in the light, but we totally know that if he wasn't he would be kind of terrifying. All this to say, two Obi-Wans existing at the same time. One firmly rooted in the light (has some sort of light power?) And the other that embraces the dark (yes, I need him to have control of shadows so he can phase in and out of shadows and just be terrifying as fuck) but anyway, the news of this dark Obi-Wan isnt new. It was almost...prophesied? Gjeigidbfkw I dont know where I'm really going with this, but I'm also thinking about a Cody for the dark Obi-Wan and they're equal parts terrifying and murderous.

I'm also thinking though of them being like...black and white in terms of coloration. Almost as if they stepped right out of some old movie, but their eyes just...glow

Like, there's not a lot for this au, tbh. I had more ideas for it, but they seemed a little dark, however, I'll put them under a read more if you're curious at all

I know it doesn't really match the title, but like...i don't know! this au is just weird, you know? I have the idea, and the thoughts, but it's really strange.

sorry this isn't what you were expecting lmao

(from this wip game)

any and all super dark thoughts that I originally had for this au are all but gone from my head, but! I do know for sure that Obi-Wan uses his shadowy powers for evil.

I also know that when he arrives, it's without Cody and he's like "I can fix that". How does he do it?

Using other people as sacrifices.

He ain't a good dude. My boy essentially pulls unwilling peeps kicking and screaming into this pool of shadows that like....pulls their souls from them and then spits their bodies back out. Obi-Wan can then use his shadows to go into their bodies and pull out organs to use for his Cody when he gets there.