#ooohhh this one is a doozy!

[lethalcontracts]

Afflicted Nutcracker. The creature inside of the nutcracker can barely sustain the rootball affliction, so it aggressively hunts down anything it can consume in order to get the nutrients it needs. So if you see a Nutcracker without its gun, RUN THE OTHER WAY!

[wolffnichols]

Just got out of therapy and ooohhh boy this one was a doozy since today is the anniversary of my dad's death. It really helped a lot but now all the feelings about it are all coming out and I can't stop crying and I feel so heavy and just ugh

[anxresi]

Now that I’ve discovered the source, a bit more on that S6 ‘leak’ concerning Chloe...

Have to say, if this IS a fake... it’s a pretty good one! Or pretty bad, if your initials are CB.

1. What evolution? There is NO evolution here, just more and more hate. Or is that my feelings towards Miraculous Ladybug..?

2. Chloe is a ‘lost cause’, eh? Well, that’s one thing her and the show have in common at least...

3. Why do I get the feeling Thomas Astruc would put a stronger word than ‘brat’ there... if he knew Disney wasn’t watching?

Anyway, onto her BIG DEVELOPMENTS for the season... Time to GET EXCITED(!)

 ...So let me get this straight. It’s just like Queen Bee all over again (never accuse this show of not recycling a mediocre storyline), except this time Chloe DOESN’T make the mistake of revealing herself to the public. 

No, she’s got her ex-bestie to do that for her! And stopping Chloe from doing good, whether it be for her own ego or not, is the right thing to do?! If she’s helping others and saving people’s lives, what do it matter that she’s doing it for her own interest?

You know what, the writers had a halfway decent idea here (yes, I’m just as shocked as you are). Chloe could’ve made a fresh start in a city where no-one knows her, slowly seen the error of her ways, learned from her experiences what it means to be a TRUE hero, gradually tried reconnecting with her old friends, father and MAYBE even her half-sister... 

Nah, let’s ditch all that in favor of yet ANOTHER unbelievably stale ‘Chloe turns evil’ plot, have Sabrina betray her (ooohhh the irony!) then have her back to square one again as the resident Super-Bitch! (Yep, there’s that word I bet Thomas wanted to use...) Pathetic. 

But then again, that’s this show in a nutshell. Raising your hopes sky-high with much build-up, then dropping them from a great height like Ladybug falling after her yo-yo string snaps. (OOPS, now where did I put those shears?) ^^

Oh, and guess what her kwami as Silver/Steel Feather will be like? This one’s a doozie!

So to sum it up: She starts out as Pollen (though, I’d prefer the term ‘subservient’) and ends up as... Audrey. 

Just what Chloe needs in her life, someone else to yell at her for perceived misdemeanors. She was TRYING, Taara... not her fault if Sabrina decided to blow the whistle on her attempts at self-improvement!

At least praise her for her acts of bravery as a hero, if not her overall attitude. But no, this is Miraculous Ladybug we’re talking about here; there are no gray areas. Black is black, white is white and Chloe ‘will always be a bi... brat’. You read it here folks, straight from the horse’s mouth.

If I hadn’t already Rage Quit the show when Zoe made her thoroughly unnecessary and unwelcome appearance, I’d be pretty upset right now. But as things stand, the biggest emotional response I can muster in response to this latest outrage is a slight shrug of the shoulders, and a pointed ‘Whatever’.

Hey... life’s too short, okay? :) 

[sinelanguage]

ooohhh what’s up with “adrift / peace burial at sea” ?

ohhh man this one is a doozy-- this is kind of mostly gen, zoro-post-deathpact fic where he's unfortunately sent back in time to meet up with pre-series sanji. after having like... killed sanji.

Unlike the rest of the Log Poses, which all theoretically direct Zoro to some landmark, and unlike Luffy’s vivre card, this Pose doesn’t point in any particular direction. Instead, there’s a ticking timer in the back of the compass, bright red numbers ominously high. In front of the numbers is the image of a storm, one that looks quite a lot worse than what Zoro can see so far.  Well, that’s not fucking good. Nami’s Weather Pose has never been wrong so far; the storm must be worse than he thought. Zoro frowns, staring down as the glass of the Weather Pose clouds over, tiny little lightning strikes hitting the edge of it. Each hit is a fuzzy static shock to his fingertips, and while the Pose’s electrical strikes can’t really do shit to him, they are foreboding. Zoro’s never see the thing react to a storm this badly before, not since Nami gave it to him. 

[musette22]

Hello Minnie! Last night I found out about (and subsequently watched) the Steve/Bucky scene from the "official" CA:TWS adult film... I just want to say that you and all the other amazingly talented authors out there are doing the Lord's work lol. Your fics are miles better than even a single frame from that film. 🤣

Hi honey! Ooohhh yes, that one is a doozy 😂 I remember watching that scene with a friend a few years ago, just for a laugh, and BOY did we laugh lmao. It was honestly pretty terrible. Bucky's outfit was kinda on point though :p You're so right, they did not understand the assignment, and it definitely doesn't come anywhere close to some of the quality Stucky smut this fandom has to offer. Long live our resident thirsty authors (and readers, obvs) 😌

[cosmetologynerd]

Dark - Tom Holland

a teaser for a short collab series I am working on with @hollandroos

warnings: violence, torture, abuse

“We don’t want to hurt you, you know. If you just tell us what you and Tom did with our money-”

“We didn’t take your money!”

Another punch. “Lying is not going to get you anywhere, [Y/N].”

Tom watched in horror, his fists banging on the window as the one who held you by your hair shoved your head down into a vat of water. “Let her go! Let her go, you assholes!” His voice was strained, watching you be subject to their horrible games more than he could stomach. The man in the room with him let out a soft tsk. Tom turned to him, his fists red from pounding on the window too much. “Let. Her. Go.”

The man simply shook his head and Tom slammed into the window again, his face nearly pressed against the glass, anger blurring his vision. “She doesn’t know! Stop, stop this please! [Y/N]!” He watched you thrash in the water, his eyes seeming unable to look away from the horror before him, that is, until one of the other men rams his elbow into your neck, forcing you farther into the water. He closes his eyes as he hears your gargled scream of pain through the water. “Let her go, I’ll do anything- just let her go.”

[displacedcreativity]

There’s obviously a lot of chatter going on about Cruella and 101 Dalmatians and ooohhh my god errebody a lot of you don’t know the source material and I really. I really need to share a nut shelled version of the two novels (yes there’s TWO) because it’s absolutely wild from start to finish and it starts out innocent enough and then just escalates from there.  Copy pasting from my twitter thread cause as much as I love this roller coaster I don’t want to type it again HERE WE GO: To start in the original 101 Dalmatians novel, Mr. and Mrs. Dearly have that house because Mr. Dearly never has to pay taxes ever again and was gifted that house because he wiped out the government debt.  They also had two nannies - Nanny Cook and Nanny Butler. Pongo is still there, but the mother of his pups is a dalmatian named Missis.  Perdita is a dalmatian the family took in out of the rain as a 'wet nurse' to help feed the 15 puppies. Perdita apparently means lost. Cruella is also married to a furrier. Because of course.

  Perdita tells Pongo that she HAD puppies, by a dog named Prince, but her owner sold her puppies so she was out looking for them. After the puppies are stolen, and the Twilight bark reveals the location, Pongo and Missis TRY to tell the humans but fail cause they can't say S's.   Pongo and Missis go on the search for the puppies, and Perdita stays behind to watch the Dearly's. When they get to hell hall, there's 97 puppies and Cadpig is a runt and needs to be pulled along in a toy cart supplied by a 2 year old boy in order to escape. When the dogs get back to London, Cruella's PERSIAN CAT who wants revenge for the kittens Cruella drowned, lets them inside the house so the dogs can destroy Cruella's furs.  They return home and it turns out Perdita's puppies were the one's pulling Cadpig, Prince confirms! Since all the puppies were bought and paid for, and not stolen. No one is looking to get them back. Even Perdita's owner sells her to the Dearly's because fuck Perdita I guess smh. Cruella's cat is now HOMELESS because the destruction of the furs has forced Cruella to flee the country and put Hell Hall up for sale so the Dearly's adopt the cat as well. They then buy Hell Hall for their "Dalmatian Dynasty" with money earned by fixing another gov. debt.  They then adopt Prince because they see how much he still loves Perdita and Prince becomes dalmatian 101. TIME FOR BOOK 2. THE STARLIGHT BARKING. They're still living in Hell Hall and the Persian cats are married.  Cadpig now lives with the Prime Minister. Wholesome, right? Happy and cute what could the sequel to 101 Dalmatians possibly entail that's weirder than the first? MY FRIENDS. FAM. BUCKLE UP. The dogs awaken one morning to find out that not a single living thing aside from dogs can wake up. Doors, machines, etc all work on command and the dogs don't need to eat or drink or sleep.  Cadpig is now the acting PRIME MINISTER AND THE DOGS CAN COMMUNICATE VIA THOUGHT WAVES. They soon discover that they can 'swoosh' which is basically hovering over the ground at high speed. So, I mean, flying. They can basically fly. So Pongo and Missis SWOOSH to London with about 50 other dalmatians to meet with PRIME MINISTER CADPIG. But WAIT. Tommy, the kid from the first book, and the farm crew and the Persian cat from the first book are discovered to ALSO be awake because they were dubbed "honorary dogs" after helping the dalmatians in the first book. Because fuck the Dearly's I guess they're just PETS. The Persian cat thinks this is all Cruella's fault somehow so they pull together a team to go to Cruella's home to KILL HER. But she and her husband are both asleep like everyone else. She's now obsessed with metallic plastic and not furs. So they spare her life.  And then! A mysterious voice comes onto the t.v, alerting all dogs that they must all gather tonight by midnight under starlight. The Twilight bark and the TELEPATHY ensures all dogs get this message. Because of course. *INHALES BECAUSE NEXT PART IS A DOOZY.* All the dogs, including the honorary ones are gathered and waiting. Then! At Midnight! Euphoria! The terror! ....... As Sirius, the Lord of the Dog star appears and announces that he's lonely, and he wants to take all the dogs off Earth so they can avoid the future Nuclear War. But the dogs have to come willingly and in the morning he promises that the world will forget dogs every existed so they're not missed. Pongo is tasked with deciding the fate OF EVERY DOG ON EARTH.  Some stray dogs convince Pongo to say no to Sirius, because the decision to go would be unfair to any dog on Earth who is still hoping to find a loving family on Earth.  So Pongo says no, and Siris proud that the dogs are staying so loyal despite the promise of eternal bliss. Sirius lets all the dogs SWOOSH back home and of course they deduce he appeared everywhere in the world at once because he's a star and not bound by. Physics or something. Pongo gives one last message to Sirius saying dogs may leave one day, but for now they like being on Earth. Also in the second book. Lucky has a wife named Gay and they're secretaries to a poodle.  Patch refuses to marry because he doesn't want to pass down his eye spot.  Roly Poly teaches George, a boxer, how to swim and they bond over magical adventures in Paris. I PROMISE YOU nothing Disney makes with 101 Dalmatians can top the source material and honestly they’re cowards for not doing a perfect adaptation or the second book. (Apparently Disney wanted to do more things based on that author’s work when he was alive  and I’m sure he would have had he not died in 1966 since Starlight Barking came out in 1967. Just think, there’s probably a timeline where Starlight Barking is the first Disney animated sequel instead of Rescuers Down Under.)