#oohah!

[strawberryclementine]

me listening to Twice on the way to class

I still mostly listen to their older songs lol

[subway-offical]

california girls we're unforgettable daisy dukes bikinis on top west coast represent so put your hands up

ooh oohah ohah oh ooh oohah ohah ooh

[deaths]

im learning how to make balloon animals :) !! :D!!! *hands u a tiny balloon cat*

OOHaH so cute :3 love it so much!!!!!

[sweet-teeth-mfs]

Mᴀғɪᴀ Jɪɴ Sᴛᴀᴛᴇ Dɪɴɴᴇʀ Cᴀɴᴏɴ Oᴜᴛғɪᴛs (2) From top,l-r: Duchess, Luna, Gigi, & the Buyer. 

[witchblade]

im gonna be honest it sounds like it’s sick and maybe dying

[giggly-squiggily]

Headcanon to Dabbles Event: CLOSED!

Okay so: after counting how many headcanons I've had left, I'm down to six! I decided I wanted to have an even 4 per remaining days, so I'm gonna make two extra dabbles based off my own headcanons :)

HC: The Jostar Birthmark is stupidly ticklish on every Jojo descendant.

Went with Part 3 for this one because Lee!Jotaro gives me life. Also tagging @gladdygirl18 in this because I know how much you love Part 3 of Jojo!

“So you're saying everyone in the Jostar line has that birthmark?” Kakyoin asked, pointing to Joseph’s shoulder as the man changed. Not too far from them, Jotaro was sprawled out on one of the spar beds, arms tucked behind his head and legs crossed.

“But of course! It’s a sign you have Jostar blood running through your veins.” Joseph nodded to the mark, flexing the muscles to make it stand out more. “Both Jotaro and Holly have it aswell.”

“Interesting…” Kakyoin mused, turning to the said man. Curiosity won over self-preservation as the redhead stood up, walking over and sitting beside Jotaro. “Jojo…could I see it?” He pointed to the man’s shoulder. “Your birthmark I mean.”

“It doesn’t look all that different from the old man’s.” He grumbled, turning over on his side and pulling his jacket down. “Take your fill I guess.”

“Thank you.” Kakyoin gently pushed away Jotaro’s shirt as he took in the perfect star, amazed by how clean it looked. “What an odd little mark…” Without thinking, he reached out and poked it, curious on how it would feel.

“Grh! Watch your hands!” Jotaro growled, tensing up.

Kakyoin flustered, pulling his hand back. “Apologies, friend.”

Before things got awkward, Joseph burst out laughing, gaining the pair’s attention. “Oohoho, I forgot to mention that! It seems like all of us share a common tickle spot there. Why, when Holly was just a girl…”

Neither boy was paying attention to the old man’s ramblings. They sat in a deadlock, Kakyoin glowing with sinister glee while Jotaro raised an arm. “Don’t you dare.”

“Oh? But you said I could have my fill!” Kakyoin reached out, poking his neck once more and making Jotaro squirm. “I haven’t even had a chance to trace it!”

“I meant by looking at it! Now back ooHAH!” The stoic man yelped when Kakyoin squeezed this time, worming his fingers into the crook of his neck. “Kahahahkyoin, geheheht the hehehehell oohoohohoff!”

“Oh no, this is a discovery of a lifetime!” Kakyoin laughed with him, adding his other hand into the mix and squeezing both sides of Jotaro’s neck, flailing internally at how the usually composed man squirmed and kicked like a child, scrunched up and giggly. “I finally get to see the great Jotaro Kujo smile! Show me more, my friend!”

Thanks for reading!

[shadowravenswing]

It’s been a hell of a few days competing for GAFB but I’m glad for the people who helped push me though it! #649rsg #gafb #armylife #mybodyhurts #ruckislife #oof #oohah (at Fort Mccoy, Wisconsin) https://www.instagram.com/p/ByOcylwHrDS/?igshid=1vpmx223ormdq

[medusozoic]

Hi babe ❤️ (yes heart hshshs)

18. ideal weather?

32. top five favorite vines?

41. last person you texted? 👀 hshhs jk jk

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?

86. cookies or cupcakes?

93. nicknames?

Hiii love <33

18.

Welll 2 types I guess. Really love summer weather where it's not too warm and there's a soft breeze to cool you down, but also SNOWSNOWSNOW. or thunderstorms.

32. OHOHOHO

My life be like oohah

That's MY OPNINIONNNN

IM SENSITIVE AUBREY

I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my whole life to our lord and savior jezus christ and THIS is the thanks I get?!?

WOULD YOU LIKE AM??? OR FM???!??

Shakira impression

41.

Lmaooo 🤔 my love ofc <3

48.

...mango? <3

86.

Cookiesssss

93.

Hmm, normally don't really like nicknames, but there are some people who call me iels, but most of them are people I know from childhood lmao

[ragtimeosohe]

ugh?! huh?! -you are looking at me from behind and my buttocks is larger than average- oohah! OH! luca dearest! hello friend! -turns around and my booty knocks down everything in the kitchen- (Robots 2005)

when the fuck did you send this to me mickey i know its old bcus it says luca

[adultstories4u]

Mere mummy-papa ko 1 hafty ke liye Delhi jaana tha, lekin mein jaana nahi chahta tha, kyonki mujhe apni chhuttiyaan kharaab nahi karnee thi, lekin meri maan ko mere khaane peeny ki bohat tention thi to is liye unhonne meri bhabhi aur mere bhaiya ko mere ghar par rehny ke liye bulaaya, lekin bhaiya ko apne office ke kaam ki wajah se out of town jaana pada, to is liye bhabhi akele hi mere ghar par rukne aai. ab mein aapko apni bhabhi ke baare mein bataata hoon. meri bhabhi ka naam Kiran hai, woh 28 saal ki hai aur unka rang bohat gora hai aur woh bohat gori hai aur unka figure 36-26-38 hai, woh bohat hot hai aur woh zyaadaatar woh backales sari hi pehnti hai aur usmen woh aur bhi zyaada hot lagti hai, woh apni saree apni naabhi ke niche baandhati thi.

ab mein seedha story par aata hoon. ab train ka time hone ki wajah se mere mummy-papa jaldi nikal gaye aur unky nikalne ke thodi der ke baad hi Kiran bhabhi mere ghar aa gai. phir unhonne dor bel bajai aur phir mainne daravaaza khola to mein unhen dekhta hi rah gaya, woh kya mast maal lag rahi thi? unhonne laal aur kaale color ki sari pehan rakhi thi aur unhonne apni sari ko apni naabhi se niche baandh rakha tha.

phir uske baad mainne unka velakam kiya aur phir unhonne mere mummy-papa ke baare mein poochha. phir mainne unko bataya ki unkye train ka time ho raha tha to woh jaldi nikal gaye. phir ham dono baaten karne lage. phir ham dono ne film dekhne ka plan banaaya to ham movie dekhne ek multiplex mein gaye. phir movie dekhne ke baad humne dinner kiya aur phir wapis ghar aa gaye. ham raat ke 10 baje tak ghar aa gaye the. phir humne thodi der tak film ke baare mein baaten ki aur phir mainne bola ki.

mein :- bhabhi, mein apne kamre mein so jaoonga aur aap doosre bedroom mein so jaana.

bhabhi :- doosre bedroom mein kyon? tum mere saath hi so jaana, mujhe akele mein dar lagta hai.

ab yeh sunane ke baad mein bohat khush ho gaya aur yeh soch liya ki aaj raat kuchh to pakka karoonga. phir thodi der ke baad bhabhi nahaane chali gayi aur phir jab woh bathroom se bahar aai, to mein unhen dekhkar pagal hi ho gaya, unhonne sirf ek towel apne badan par odh rakha tha. phir woh bedroom mein change karne chali gai. phir change karne ke baad woh bahar aai to woh kya lag rahi thi? unhonne laal rang ki backales sari pehan rakhi thi aur laal rang ki lipastik bhi laga rakhi thi. phir unhonne bola ki unhen sari bohat pasand hai aur woh raat ko bhi sari pehnti thi. phir unhonne bola ki raat kaafi ho chuki hai, chalo so jaate hai.

mein :- oke bhabhi.

phir kamre mein jaane ke baad mainne lait band ki aur bed par let gaya. tabhi bhabhi boli ki unkye pith dard kar rahi hai to unhonne mujhse bola ki lait on karke unkye pith daba doon. phir mainne lait on ki aur dekha to woh apne pet ke bal leti hui thi. phir mainne unkye pith dabaana shuroo kiya. phir mainne socha ki ab kuchh kiya jae, to mein unkye puri pith par apna haath phairny laga aur ab woh bhi aah aah ooo aisi awaazein nikaal rahi thi. ab unkye mu se ye awaazein sunkar mujhe tadap chadh gai thi.

bhabhi :- Ricky mera blouse khol do, tumhen meri pith dabaane mein aasaani hogi.

mein :- oke bhabhi.

ab jab mein unka blouse kholne ja raha tha to mainne dekha ki uski dori bohat tight bandhi thi.

mein :- bhabhi iski dori to kaafi tight hai.

bhabhi :- ek baar koshish to karo.

phir mere baar-baar koshish karne par bhi woh dori nahi khul rahi thi. phir mainne apne daaton ka upayog kiya aur tab jaakar unka blouse khula aur phir mein unkye pith dabaane laga.

bhabhi :- aahah Ricky zor se bohat achha lag raha hai, thoda niche aur niche.

phir jaise hi mein niche dabaane laga to tabhi bhabhi mudi aur phir mujhe apni baaho mein bhar liya aur mujhe paaglon ki tarah har jagah kis karne lagi.

mein :- bhabhi yeh aap kya kar rahi ho?

bhabhi :- ab tum itne bhi bachy nahi ho ki tumhen bataana pade ki mein kya kar rahi hoon? mujhe ab aur mat tarpao, kam on Ricky mujhe chodo, apni jawan aur pyaasi bhabhi ko chodo, ab woh mujhe har jagah kis karty hue bole ja rahi thi.

ab yeh sab sunane ke baad mujhse bhi raha nahi gaya aur phir mein bhi unhen har jagah kis karne laga. phir bhabhi ne mera mu pakra aur phir mujhe smooch karne lagi. ab mujhe unkye lipastik ka test aa raha tha aur 10-15 minute tak mein aur bhabhi lip kis karne lage. phir uske baad mein kitchen mein gaya aur fridge se ek chocolate aur chocolate ka pest laaya.

phir mainne ek taraf woh chocolate apne mu mein rakhi aur dusri taraf se bhabhi ne apne mu mein rakhi aur phir humne woh chocolate khaani shuroo ki. phir uske baad ham dono ke honth mile aur ham dono phir se smooch karne lage, woh meri pehli chocolate kis thi. ab kis karty time us chocolate ka test aur bhi zyaada badh gaya tha aur kis ka maza bhi dugana ho gaya tha.

phir mainne bhabhi ka blouse phaada aur unka petikot bhi utaar diya, unhonne kaale rang ki bra aur penti pehni hui thi, ek to woh itni gori aur upar se kaale rang ki bra mein unky mote- mote boobs ekdam mast lag rahe the. phir mainne unkye bra utaari aur unky mote-mote boobs par chocolate ka pest daal diya aur phir unky boobs ko choosne laga, kya bataoon dosto jab mein unky boobs ko choos raha tha mujhe kitna maza aa raha tha?

bhabhi :- aahahahahah chooso aur zor se aah oohah aahahahahahah aya yaahah.

ab yeh sab sunane ke baad mein unky boobs ko kaatane bhi laga tha. ab woh puri pagal ho gai thi. phir uske baad unhonne mera camera nikaala aur phir usko kaimara stand par rakha taaki achha sin aae. phir mainne unko mana bhi kiya, lekin woh nahi maani. phir unhonne kaha ki daro mat kal subah video ko dilit kar dena.

phir unhonne camera ka button dabaaya aur phir woh mere kapray utaarane lagi aur meri chhaati ko chaatny lagi. phir unhonne mera underwear bhi utaar diya aur ab ham dono poore nange the, ab woh mujhe phrench kis karne lagi thi.

phir 10 minute ke baad mainne unhen bed par letaaya aur phir unkye choot mein fingering karne laga. phir mein apni zubaan unkye choot mein dalne laga, ab woh tadapati machhali ki tarah jhatapataane lagi thi. phir uske baad woh mere upar chadh gai aur mere gale par kis karne lagi. phir woh meri puri body ko chaatny lagi.

bhabhi :- Ricky ab aur na tarpaon apne lund se apni bhabhi ki pyaas bujhao.

phir woh mere upar baithi aur phir mainne apna lund unkye choot mein daal diya, ab woh upar niche hone lagi thi aur bohat zor-zor se maun karne lagi thi.

bhabhi :- ahah Ricky fuck me, chodo mujhe, apni bhabhi ko chodo aahahahah, aaj apni bhabhi ki choot ko phaad daalo, chodo mujhe osh.

mein :- bhabhi aahahahah aah oooh.

phir kareeb 15 minute ke baad bhabhi boli.

bhabhi :- aahah Ricky mein discharge honay wali hoon, aai emmm kaming.

phir ham dono ek saath discharge ho gaye. phir uske baad mainne apni video ko pen drive mein daala aur phir TV. mein apni hi blue film chalai. ab mein aur bhabhi bed par poore nange pade the. phir mainne ek razai nikaali aur phir ham dono ne use odha aur apni hi video dekhne lage. phir kuchh 10 minute tak ham dono french kis karty rahe aur phir uske baad ham ek doosre se chipak kar nange hi so gaye.

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[askmarblehornetscrew]

Any of y'all like John Mulaney?? He's a God among men

(My favorite joke was when he lied about having peeing problems so he had to have his prostate checked so when the hand was in him he was like “oOHAH” that was a good one-)

[juanitasupreme]

Bruh why they start on the episode with the action when you push a baby out of your oohah

[witch-without-gender]

Ooh ooh ooh oo-oohah

it’s caramelising absolute onion

[newshubnaija]

[LYRICS] Every Angel Is Terrifying Lyrics By The Weeknd

[LYRICS] Every Angel Is Terrifying Lyrics By The Weeknd

The Weeknd Lyrics Read the most accurate lyrics to ‘Every Angel Is Terrifying’ by The Weeknd, and sing along. ‘Every Angel Is Terrifying’ is the 12th song on ‘Dawn FM’ album recently dropped by The Weeknd. The Weeknd PLAY & LISTEN TO: Every Angel Is Terrifying By The Weeknd The Weeknd – Every Angel Is Terrifying Lyrics IntroOohOoh, oohAh, ah, woah Spoken WordWho, if I cried out, would hear me…

[twilightttv-a]

The friends theme song but the clap is replaced with the OOHAH-AH-AH-AH from down with the sickness

[dalmadillo]

Eww harlay eyuwee heewah oohah sharlay marc toh cheeteeh woodenuh. Aran doi dig coh hoh partenuh ooh lee ah ooh harlorh. Eww harlay eyuwee heewah oohah harlay mwahnee kahah montenah. Ooh de keewah! Ooh de keewah! Oohnah li ansai angrass de la ooh hoo lee ah ooh harlorh.

Ahh

Amharc, mn ag obair l ‘s mall san och’, Ceolann siad ar laetha geal, a bh, Bealach fada annon ‘s anall a choch’.

Ahh

Eww harlay eyuwee heewah oohah harlay wooneenchi doidig dohtenuh, dohtenuh, dohtenuh Ooh de keewah! Woohnah wui an jaeshah woodenuh ooh lee ah ooh harlorh. Eww harlay eyuwee heewah oohah sharlay marc toh cheeteeh woodenuh. Ooh de keewah! Ooh de keewah! Aran doi dig coh hoh partenuh ooh lee ah ooh harlorh. Ooh, eww harlay eyuwee heewah oohah Ooh, li ah, kahah montenah.