#ooc is ooc

[ravenfirethief]

Why is it, Finland keeps turning out these amazing bands?

[hale-raiser1]

you are my best friend. my platonic soulmate. my heart. my soul. i could live a thousand lifetimes and find you in every one because we are meant to be in each other's lives. today you're turning another year older and even though you're not all that excited about it, i am. it just proves that you are one year more of being wonderful. of being brilliant and caring and the kind of person that everyone should have in their lives. unfortunately for you i'm selfish and like having you all to myself. kidding kidding. i love you, A, and i am so glad that i met you 14 years ago (or almost, since you reminded me the other day lol). without you in my life, i know for a fact that it wouldn't have been as bright as it would have been without you. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, best fran. you will never know just how much you've help to change me into someone better. i love you to infinity and beyond! @elizabcthchse

xo, H

[harlems-hero]

// Everybody shout out my niece for performing at the BET Awards tonight! You can see her in the Quavo/Offset segment!

Source: Just trust me Fam.

[elizabethsx]

// this irl Scar is in Jeddah. I’m gonna toss that out the window and say she’s Vegas bound all weekend for preference. :*

[prof-hemp420]

(( why do you want rude anons after saying happy disability pride month….. am i missing something

(( It's fun to yell at them

[ravenfirethief]

All it takes is one simple question to show how much lying is involved when the cops do this shit, too.

"What kind of addict has the money to spend on buying all these drugs, and then handing them out for free, like candy?"

It's that time of the year where police departments start warning everyone about "drugs disguised as candy" for Halloween!

And while everyone's reaction is usually "haha they're so stupid lol!!" Let's not forget that this is one of the ways they transparently demonize addicts in order to keep the populace convinced that they are evil, horrible people that deserve to be locked up. They know that citizens will eventually start thinking "hey, they're really only hurting themselves, shouldn't they get help instead of being punished?" so in order to keep everyone comfortable with criminalizing drug addiction, they spread the idea that addicts have a secret agenda to turn EVERYONE into addicts, so they just *NEED* to keep them locked up.

"They're coming after our children! They're trying to turn our children into _____!" (Does that sound familiar?)

We need to go harder at humiliating these fuckers every year they keep trying to spread this bullshit.

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[sanguinarysanguinity]

Expanding a thought from a conversation this morning:

In general, I think "Is X out-of-character?" is not a terribly useful question for a writer. It shuts down possibility, and interesting directions you could take a character.

A better question, I believe, is "What would it take for Character to do X?" What extremity would she find herself in, where X starts to look like a good idea? What loyalties or fears leave him with X as his only option? THAT'S where a potentially interesting story lies.

In practice, I find that you can often justify much more from a character than you initially dreamed you could: some of my best stories come from "What might drive Character to do [thing he would never do]?" As long as you make it clear to the reader what the hell pushed your character to this point, you've got the seed of a compelling story on your hands.

[ravenfirethief]

Excuse me. I have a friend to point at this post. He didn't learn anything, either.

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

[oobbbear]

More portal fiddleford

This is set after they’re a bit more used to dimension hopping, and their relationship is healing in progress :]✨

[secretidentie]

Tim for literally no reason: Hey Jason do yk where I can get some cocaine

Jason: Why tf do you need cocaine

Tim: I'm a teenage CEO why tf do you think I need cocaine

Jason: Fair enough. But I'm still not selling you cocaine

Tim: Why not? I just want to hang out with the other young finance bros

Jason: Hey dick head, tell your brother I'm not giving him cocaine

Dick: Tim are you okay? do you want to talk about this??

Tim: Uhg I'm fine. You're the one ones who said I should stop drinking coffee

Jason: and you thought this was a good alternative???

Tim: Come on I'll only do a little

Dick: Is this coz we spoiled the ending of wolf of Wallstreet

Tim: Why can't I just have some? You do!

Jason: No I don't

Tim: You're a crime lord

Dick: Yeah isn't it like part of the job

Jason: WHAT NO Stereotype much. I've never even seen cocaine up close

Tim: YOU'RE A CRIME LORD

Jason: Yeah not a drug dealer THERE'S A DIFFERENCE

Tim: I should have known your not cool enough to have drug dealer connections

Jason: OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA BUY A FUCK TON OF COCAINE AND DO IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU JUST TO RUB IT IN

Dick: Woah woah that's enough both of you. No one in this house is doing drugs. If anyone talks about cocaine again I'll tell Bruce you said you want to start a new crack epidemic. He'll make you sit in at strangers AA meetings and read through old case files of ex dealers and their autopsies. Don't. TEST. me.

Tim: ............

Jason: ............

Tim: Can you sell me meth?

[spaceistheplaceart]

more ford and mabel bonding because i said so :)

bonus ford under the cut:

[mellosghosts]

that one the pacifier 2005 scene but it's laura annoying logan just a few days before he fucking dies

[incorrect-batfam-quotes-mostly]

Tim: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Dick: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital

Jason: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you.

Dick: but I heard a siren.

Tim: That was Bruce screaming.

[puppyeared]

abogagos……..