#oo bitch mood

[kurosstuff]

For the event 🦇

Lute x Vampire! Girlfriend!reader where the reader is incredibly famished due to not having any blood to drink for a longggg time.

Lute being the amazing gf she is steps up and offers reader to drink hers! Reader is incredibly hesitant tho cuz she doesn't want to hurt Lute. However she eventually agrees to feed from her. (Maybe gold blood taste different from red). Lute praising her the whole while for being strong and patient even tho she'd been starved. <3

I imagine it would be an incredibly intimate and fluffy moment due to the trust required

Oo this is a really good idea- ima make it q headcanon this time around, though~ I hope you don't mind? +longish drabble

Warning(s): vampire stuff, some angst, reader doesn't take care of themself very well, Lute is soft, the end kinda got dark? Idk

Lute x vampire!f!reader: feeding headcanons

Being a vampire and dating an angel? How the hell did that even happen? Technically speaking, you'd have to have been a demon- who was redeemed EVEN BEFORE lute even considered dating you-

Like. Ofc it's lute she's a bitch to all demons(and deep down she may view your vampire side as the remaining sin of being a demon even now) but. She loves you- so she'll Over look it

Ofc like an amazing lover- she takes care of your feedings ensuring your eating properly- even reminding you at times.

"Little bat" lute grumbled seeing the undrinken hotel of donated blood in your fridge cause she REFUSEF to allow it in the normal one. "Come and eat or no damn cuddles.. or kisses"

Hearing youe running, she hummed, smirking. Worked every time.

Of course there will be times she forgets to remind you.

Never on purpose no- she's a busy woman. She tends to over work(alot) but she tries-

For you she tries to take breaks more often which..isn't much but by her standards it is- its her attempt at it

She'll spend hours if not if neither of you are careful. Days training even more if execution day is coming.

Then she forgets to prepare your drinks- aware you hate it. Hate being reminded of what you are. So she does it instead- she knows you can yourself-

But ita her way of saying she loves you through actions

Execution day sucks. It's exhausting- the aftermath is never fun. Lute was in an even more sour mood which. Didn't help.

She didn't get a kiss nor hug. She tried to remember- did she forget something? A date? A anniversary? A holiday?

Shes done those often. Never on purpose. But her work- her training distracted her

Walking into the house, she blinked. It was quiet. Too quiet. To dark. Sighing, she put her mask on the table, going to the one place you went when upset. Your shared bedroom. On the way she prepared an apology- for.. whatever she must have done

"Babe?"

Nothing but completely silence answered her back. Frowning she walked into your shared room seeing you curled in your shared bed. Shaking. Frowning deeply she moved sitting beside you- quiet as she rubbed your arm

She knew what this meant. She knew that tense movement. Experienced it herself. Knows why you starve yourself. Even more from being a redeemed soul.

God, does she hate it. When you get like this.

"How long?" She spoke softly, watching you shakily lift three fingers. Taking a deep sigh, she hummed "weeks?' A nod. Rubbing your arm, she hummed. "Come on. Let's get you some fresh food. Tugging you onto her lap gently. Knowing talking at this moment hurt you. So she took up most of the talking. Making sure what she asked would be easy to answer back for you. Seeing your confused face made her smirk amused.

"Eat."

Tugging her shirt open, brushing her hair to the side, seeing your expression made her chuckle smirking "babe you drank from me before~ you can again, no?" You shook your head

"Will- will hurt-"

"Dove.. don't talk for me ok? Be a good girl and drink. You need to drink- to feed- I'll stop you if need be ok?" That was all you needed as you sunk your fangs into her. And began to drink.

"That's a good girl~" she praised, trying to hide her wince from you

Everytime without fail as she allows you to feed off her. She knows how you get- how rich her angel blood is. She has been warned to be careful

She is. She takes the precaution that even though you have control of yourself. It isn't always the case- sometimes you attempt to get more then what you need- take more

Your addicted to her blood

And she knows it.

And she knows how down right dangerous that is- but she's a good mate. She'll feed you in anyway to ensure your survival.

And if not yours. Then, any poor soul you decide is your next meal. Your her responsibility just as she is yours

[cupidscrule]

BLACK CAT

Leon X Fem! reader

P in V, smut

[ no tw, vanillaish idk ]

1.2k wrd

”Woah, woah, slow down” Leon chuckled as you started explaining another cool story to him.

Your relationship was like the definition of a black cat and a golden retriever. You always have so much energy and are nice to almost everyone. Leon on the other hand is a tough agent who doesn’t really enjoy showing much emotion. He’s pretty stern towards others— but his softspot for you is clear.

”Okay, i’m listening. Tell me” He said while you were walking together with your fingers interlocked.

"okay okay! So THEN after Fluttershy wrote an entire song, rainbow dash just decides to throw it out? Ugh she's such a bitch. Don't you agree? I mean her friend went through all the trouble to try and get them to win the battle of the bands but she's so selfish.." you said, going on about a children's movie. You loved cute things, hello kitty, my little pony, really anything a 12 year old girl would be obsessed with, wearing cute little outfits and rambling about pointless stuff. But hey it made you happy and Leon thought it was adorable

"Mhm, yeah, so selfish" Leon couldn’t help but chuckle a little about how into the movie she was. by now he knew EVERYTHING about these stupid colourful horses, rainbowdash, fluttershy, twilight, pinkie, apple jack, list goes on. Honestly from what he knew rarity seemed like the best- I mean she was a boss bitch.

He found the whole thing pretty amusing, you were just so excited about it and he’s glad you have stuff you're so.. passionate about

"I mean, it would probably get annoying if her friend just wasted all that effort right? " He said trying to show his interest in her story.

"exactly! Ugh finally you get it" you said smiling up to him, leaning closer into his side as you two walked down back home, it was a long day. Like REALLY long, you took Leon shopping, got your nails done, bought some new skirts, and a new album. All that sort of stuff, but y'know dragging Leon aside you cause someone had to carry the shit, you were gettin really close to the outside of your house, skipping beside Leon holding hands. Life was like a dream.

But the long day out had Leon pretty tired— he had to drag a lot of your stuff around and you insisted they go to multiple stores (you tried to be nice and let him pick something out but he was too tired and grumpy, I know right such a dick head?)

When you were about to arrive home, he looked at you as you skipped around excitedly and smiled softly. Despite what he’s put through, he can’t deny that he finds your behavior adorable.

He squeezed your hand and chuckled a little before you guys got in front of your door.

"Oo Leon tomorrow we should watch rainbow rocks, then you'll understand what I'm talking about better" you say giggling as you step into your house, taking off your little boots and walking away from Leon plopping your ass on the leather sofa, even if you were like if you gave a six year old crack mixed with sour gummy worms even you could get kinda tired. Right, ain't that surprising? Little princess bitch face getting tired, after crawling over Leon like a little kid and skipping everywhere, runnin, jumping, god doing everything known to fucken man kind

“don’t know if we’ll have the time because of..” Leon muttered under his breath, he didn’t want to upset you and ruin your mood when you’re so excited.

He walked over to the couch and sat beside you silently and just observed you as you started talking about the movie. He placed a hand over your thigh, brushing up and down just silently smiling hearing you decribe your weird ass fictional horse people argue with other creatures from mythology, honestly sometimes he wondered if you needed to be checked into a mental hospital. Little grippy sock princess

“Wellll, maybe we can watch it tomorrow..” He shrugged. “I mean, i’ll do anything you want” Leon chuckled looking over at you.

He wrapped his arm around you and pulled you closer to him, his body was pretty warm given how hot the day was and his arm was pretty comfortable.

He kissed you forehead before wrapping his other arm around you, squeezing you a little. You loved when he was affectionate, but not in a creepy way, a cute way. But after a long day a girl can get a bit needy, like sue me but when you have a hot ass man cradling you and taking you everywhere, GOD it's like an angel is sent from heaven to fuck you. But fuck you in a good homemade porno way, not one of thoes shitty ones with a whole plotline. Just straight raw fucking

You turn around, breaking his grip on you before climbing onto his lap, placing yourself onto his thigh "Woah Woah, calm down- y'know I'm tire-" he was trying to speak, silly men. You land a big fat kiss on his lips to shut him up, slowly moving yourself on his thigh, pulling away from him getting a breath, saliva dripping down your face like an animal, staring at him in the eyes, his face slightly shocked you made the first move. But you felt something perk up, bingo. Always know what can make your man want ya

"God I can't just stare at your handsome face and do nothing-" you mutter under your breath, pushing yourself closer into him, kissing his face like a big ol' dog, your free hand finding its way to his jean zipper, undoing it his fat dick springing up, he grabs you by your hips, pulling your panties aside, slapping you onto his cock, a groan coming from his lips, honestly didn't expect the day to end like this, went from talkin ponies to getting your brains fucked out. Like a good girl you ride him, his hands are placed on your hips moving you at a decent pase, bit fast but he did do A LOT of work today, guess he deserves it. Nothing else in the world matters right now, euphoric feeling, he thrusted up into you, taking one hand off your hip and grabbing your face, making you look at him, god his eyes make you MELT. He could take care of you, he was real nice with it. He groped your tits sometimes in public, but just made you love him more.

You're at your high, he knows that. Few more thrusts and you whine, feeling your body melt like butter, your weight collapses onto him, but he's not done practically druling on him, limp body he keeps fucken like a doll, if you still have a tight pussy thats all that matters, few moments and he finishes, pressing you down onto him, filling your cervix, still collapsed on him both of you breathen all heavy. "So babydoll, what happened next?" He groaned, a sly ass smirk on his face. "Mm that cunt rainbow got put in her place and they play fluttershys song" you mutter, pushing on his fat chest, rollin off him like a little kid, pussy dripping. His pants stained with you, and a heavy chest.

"I wanna-"

"No"

"Pleaseee"

[r0b1ns]

YOU SLAP THEIR ASS

X MALE READER

Characters: Matt Murdock, Eddie Brock, Steven grant, mark Spector, jake lockley, Thor, Arthur harrow, Bruce banner, jack Russell

CW: Ass slapping, mentions of spicy times

WORD COUNT: 400+

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MATT MURDOCK

He knows.

Doesn't try and stop you tho, he actually likes it.

Gets all cheeky and cracks dirty jokes, if he's in the mood he'll be totally down to be fucked by you no matter where you are.

Arches his ass towards you on purpose.

EDDIE BROCK

Is confused.

Oh so it's like that? It's only fair to return the favor.

"What do you think you're doing human"

"What you don't like it V?"

You make a game out of it, who slaps the other more times.

Venom helps whoever was less annoying this day.

STEVEN GRANT

"Oh, haha😃❓"

Gets so blushy.

You tell him how cute his ass is

"You think.. my ass is nice?"

Doesn't know how to react but he likes it.

Secretly hopes you'll slap his ass every time you walk by, but only when you're alone.

He's really embarrassed if you do this in public and asks you to not. Respect his boundaries.

He has a thing for you playing with his ass just saying.

MARK SPECTOR

"Really? You know I could break your arm right here and now?"

Finds it kinda funny and chases you around the house, when he catches you expect your ass to be beaten.

You brought it to yourself.

Calls you a dirty boy.

JAKE LOCKLEY

Oh yeah? You really did it?

😏

Bitch I dare you to do it again.

(You do it again)

Throws you over his shoulder and onto the bed.

Pines you down "that's what you get"

Pines your head down and the rest is up to you.

THOR

"Oh? 😊"

Slaps you back.

A little hard but that's ok.

Really enjoys it, it's like a habit for the two of you.

He just does it in public, like it's a form of greeting between the two of you.

"hey babe" *ass slap, cheek kiss*

ARTHUR HARROW

"Oh you wanna play dove?"

Doesn't mind it, but won't do it himself.

"Hm I'm busy now my love but we'll continue later"

May punish you later when you're alone iykyk.

BRUCE BANNER

"Oh is everything ok? Why did you do that?"

"Just thought your ass looked cute"

"Oh ok"

Awkward smile and he's blushing.

It'll take time for him to get used to it.

But he likes it, it makes him feel good.

JACK RUSSELL

"Oo haha that's something new"

Obsessed.

He wants to feel your hand on his ass every single moment.

He's really touch starved and will want every drop of effaction and touch he can get.

Will be surprised every single time.

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!GIFS ARE NOT MINE!

[spideyrosie]

Billy Hargrove smut hcs

billy is a switch, slight lean for dom

this man will 100% grab your ass or thigh, hell even your breasts in public

risky sex, will do it in the showerroom, janitor's closet, bathroom. he could care less

loves being called daddy and sometimes master

rough, only goes soft if hes just not in the mood

bisexual so will do boys and girls

a teaser, could go for hours without touching your dick or cunt

edging kink

breeding kink

has a lot of stamina, could fuck you for hours

doesnt even finger anymore - full on finger fucks

extremely kinky, nothing vanilla about him

if hes smoking a cigarette while your having sex he would blow the smoke in your face

uses his belt to tie your wrists together ( with permission of course )

not picky for the sex style but loves doggy style, legs in the air, spooning, and oral.

100% teases you but hates being teased, like cmon bitch he can do a handjob better then you - he's trained his whole life! put it in your mouth!

vaginal, oral, and anal, hes not picky which one he likes the best

slight temperature kink ( specifically heat )

will mark you as his, bruises ( consensual ), hickeys, anything.

pulls your hair, will absolutely die if you do the same

sit on his face if you dont feel like walking for a week

slightly bigger then average sized

might usually dom but if you dominate him he will absolutely melt

a bratty sub when the time comes

oh my god dont get me started on how hard he will fuck you if you wear his jacket

short skirt fan

would use his rings against you

if allowed he will choke you

maybe knife kink

calls you the sweetest names while aggressively pounding into you

if he's bored enough and home alone he will call you while jerking off just to turn you on

car sex

size kink

he knows how bad you want him, which is why he goes so slow while teasing

doesnt give a headsup or anything - just starts pounding

ew when he's flayed he's a vanilla

if we're talking about kas au he's a fan of blood

doesnt even bother locking the door anymore

takes his anger out on you

if you dom him he 100% will say some sassy ass remark, thats where you can teach him a lesson

loves it when he smears your makeup

silent fucks in the bathroom so you dont get caught

he gets jealous real easily, showing whats his as soon as he gets the moment

oo he finds it so sexy when yall are playing seven minutes in heaven and he notices the glares of jealousy you give when someone else lands on him

I cant see him being loyal unless you two have a really stong and true bond

if this is drummer au you give him a blowjob under his drumset and sometimes he uses the drumsticks

mechanic au he will fuck you in a customer's car, loves getting your pretty face so dirty with oil and stuff

modern au, send him dirty pics while he's at work and he will be home early

fucking while doing the dishes

will leave voicemails of him saying such dirty things

not afraid to get caught by you jerking off

experiments

safeword is red, say red and he will immediately stop.

[audeen]

WHORE !

WHO KNEW : : NSFW ,, muhyo toru x reader imagines

OBEY THY RULES : : nsfw imagines + MDNI , reader has you pronouns with no assigned gender , degrading , praising , fingering , handjob , implied overstimulation , implied orgasm denial , tears , swearing , switch ! muhyo + reader

ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+ IN THIS WORK OF FICTION

LOVE ME, HEAR ME : : auden here,, so yeah,, this fandom,, love it sm,,, ;;; this boy especially,,, <333 he gives so much switch vibes to me omfg.. anyways uh,, you can decide how you see positions of each situations but honestly i just see tall reader just sitting down on the floor as muhyo stands up being his usual short self while getting pinned on the wall so now him and reader are the same height!! and then reader gives him hickeys hehe :333

TAGLIST : : @ultima-caro ( yyipeee now i slepp it's getting late gn )

STOP BEING HORNY !

`` you're such a bottom. ``

`` excuse you but i switch faster than your moods when you have a mental breakdown,, bitch. ``

PLAYING.. CHAMPAGNE AND SUNSHINE .. by PLVTINUM ft. tarro

fondling your tongue on his bare neck, kissing, biting, accomplishing whatever you wanted to achieve to his needy narrows made him encircle his mouth with a hand of his own, whimpers varied with moans threatening to evade his lips as you persisted to sweetly misuse the vulnerable spot on his neck.

"you're pretty."

you breathe the remarks slowly on his inlet, esteeming him, cherishing him, owning him. heavy pants fly from muhyo's lips once more, your locks of hair, messy.. anticipated from his acrimony earlier.

it was gonna be a difficult juncture to comb your hair in time for a conference you require to accompany in 30 minutes or so.

subconsciously, your thoughts influenced your hands, the thoughts of your short lover's curse words shrouded in whimpers as you taunter him senselessly.

".. ah─..! sh–.. it..~!"

.. huh.

just a second ago, you were relaxing your mouth near the short executor's neck, resting your right cheek on his shoulder, willfully kissing the components of his neck that you bit, as you presume the context of the discussion.

and now, you're teasing him, your hands directly placed, deep, inside his bright red shorts, as he flounders even more to encompass his erotic sounds.

you examine your result, entrapped, but noticing the validity this earned an outcome of your partner feeling.. good.. drives you to speed up your pace.

".. good boy.. that's it.."

guess the meeting will have to wait until.. eh. who knows anymore.

he pushes his lips resonant into your hole, eating you out as your shameless whines withdrew from your lips, his tongue desperately attempting to disclose that particular area inside of you. it wasn't long before he did, certainly. "muhy─oo..! fuck─..~!"

his mouth slips away your insides, as you whine, craving, pleading, begging for his trace again as tears threaten to slop. it's amusing to him, honestly.

it's so amusing that it earns him to examine you with his signature, furtive smirk.

"what's wrong? you were ignoring me because you got jealous of roji earlier, weren't you? shouldn't it be easy for you to ignore my attention again?"

he thrusts a finger inside, as you gasp from the hurried impact.. i mean.. you did see how powerful his hand potencies were when he cracked a pencil with merely one bare hand not too long back.. guess he's exploiting his hands to break you this moment, i guess.

the finger positioned deep inside you raced up as soon as one additional finger was added to induce some sort of friction inside of you.

"i'm–i'm─..! sorr–y..~!"

"for?"

"for–.. for ignoring y–.. ou─..! plea–please, executor mu–.. hyoo–..~! i won't–! .. shit! do it aga–in─..~!"

the tears threatening to spill from earlier are now labeled as visible in the executor's vision, feeling a spark of somewhat empathy for you, he lets you finish, all over his fingers.

that's what you wanted for the past 2 hours, wasn't it?

he slowly crawls to your relieved yet shivering figure, pinning you to the bed as he caresses your tears, your fluids still staining his fingers.

".. hmph, not too shabby.."

you pant laboriously, feeling yourself give out, your eyes getting hefty from the consolation of finally holding the clearance to orgasm. a few more words that stains muhyo's voice reaches out to you.

".. who knew you'd be so good to me from time to time.."

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january 16 , 2023

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please don't attack me for this i just need loving and teasing horni muhyo in my life rn please don't :((( /gen

anyways gn i have work tmrw please don't hurt me for this again im a 19 trans aroace man i swear to you

[a-tale-of-legends]

Ramona: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.

Arven: Why are we so fucking awesome?

Ramona: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.

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Arven: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Ramona: Please, just say fuck.

( is he doing it on purpose or does he actually talk like that? The world may never know...)

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Ramona: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Arven: I know. Whenever I’m near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Ramona: But you’re always acting stupid?

Arven: ...

Arven: Yeah, don’t think about that too hard.

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Arven: So Ramona, how did your first time cooking dinner go?

Ramona: Pretty good if I do say so myself.

Arven: Oo! Okay, what are we having?

Ramona: Alright, so for appetizers, we have a potato.

Arven: A whole potato?

Ramona: Yes. And then for the main course, we have grilled cheese sandwiches!

Arven: These just look like big slabs of black.

Ramona: Because that's what they are!

Ramona: And then for desert, we have chocolate.

Arven: These are just chocolate chips?

Ramona: They sure are!

Ramona: And then for drinks, we have toast!

Ramona: *lifts up a glass of blended toast* Bon appetite!

( Arven is mortified)

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Arven: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.

Arven: One... two... three.

Ramona: ...

Arven: ...

Arven: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.

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Arven: Are you tall enough to play basketball though?

Ramona: Are you calling me short?

Arven: I'm calling you vertically challenged.

( Ramona is literally one inch shorter than Arven)

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Arven: New year, new me.

Ramona: Bitch, it’s August.

Arven: Time is an illusion.

( this. Just this)

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Ramona: I can't believe you've done this.....

Arven: I'm sorry I didn't know-!

Ramona, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Arven: Is five a lot of followers?

Ramona: Depends on the context.

Ramona: On Instagram? No, not a lot of followers.

Ramona: In a dark alley? Yes, a lot of followers.

( Ramona. Girl )

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Ramona, holding a kettle: Coffee or tea?

Arven: Tea.

Ramona: Wrong. It's coffee.

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Arven, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me.

Ramona: Yeah, Arven will straight up cry in public. Don't try them.

Arven: Exactly, I will straight up-

Arven:

Arven, tearing up: Ramona, why would you say that?!

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Ramona: You gave me up, you let me down, you turned around, and deserted me.

Arven: But did I make you cry?

Ramona: *cries on the spot*

Arven: ...Shit.

( the entirety of their arc lmao)

Okay that's it. The poll got me in the mood for some shit posts.

[rpvlix]

⛅️ friends of circumstance- solinas, braso. 🍆 friends with benefits - braso, 🦄 idk what may happen with kenny but .. that could be something. i just don't know, colleagues - ast (weird colleagues though just like what is this. acquaintances even maybe)

Desired relationships meme

//oo yes I could certainly see Solinas befriending Atieno, though an odd friendship I'm sure it will be (maybe Sol wil get better at holding a conversation one day...) but they certainly strike me as the pair that would keep showing up in the same places on accident lol.

//definitely already on the right path with Braso, though most roads lead to the same place with him.

//Kenny is... yeah it's unclear what is going to happen there. I have a vague idea of his next moves but even I do not know where those will lead. He's not done with them yet. (P.S. I hope Atieno likes jars of preserved body parts)

//Ast is also a little unclear... He's been in a good mood recently, but could just snap next time and start being a bitch. It all depends. Might at least get a tea party out of it before then.

[pesterloglog]

Caliborn, Jane Crocker

Act 6, page 5551-5556

undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering gutsyGumshoe [GG]

uu: CROCKER.

uu: HEY IT'S ME.

uu: REMEMBER ME?

GG: What the?

uu: TUMUT

uu: OOPS NO.

uu: *HOLDS SHIFT.* *NOSTALGICALLY.*

uu: tumut

uu: YESSSS.

GG: Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me.

GG: You are the absolute last person I want to hear from right now.

GG: And the bottom of that list is pretty competitive territory at the moment!

uu: DON'T BE LIKE THAT. YOU STUPID EARTH COW.

uu: HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE BECOMING FRIENDS. IF YOU RECOIL FROM MY OLIVE BRANCH.

uu: LIKE I'M FLAILING A WITHERED MUMMY'S SEVERED LIMB IN YOUR DIRECTION.

GG: I don't want us to become friends!

GG: We all thought you were gone for good. And we liked it that way!

GG: Please don't tell me you've found a second wind of petty trolling in you.

uu: HEY. I DON'T TROLL.

uu: I *JEER*. GET IT RIGHT.

uu: TROLLING IS FOR LOSERS. LOSERS SPECIFICALLY WHO ARE TROLLS.

GG: Whatever. And what's with the ugly green text?

GG: Reading your malformed sentence fragments was unpleasant enough as it was.

uu: I BORROWED IT FROM MY SISTER.

uu: AND SHUT UP. IT LOOKS GREAT.

uu: AND IS NO UGLIER THAN YOU. WHO I CAN SEE NOW WITH EASE. FOR THE RECORD.

GG: "Whom" you can see, moron.

GG: And no, you can't!

GG: Calliope said you couldn't see us at all in our game session. So I think you're lying!

uu: AM I REALLY.

uu: WHEN RIGHT NOW I AM LOOKING AT A HOMELY FEMALE IN DUMB BLUE PANTS. SULKING IN A GRAY PLACE. TYPING ON A COMPUTER WITH A STRANGE HUMAN FACE?

GG: Oh, dear God.

GG: WHY???

uu: MY POWER HAS GROWN CONSIDERABLY SINCE I LAST JEERED YOU.

uu: I HAVE MADE REMARKABLE STRIDES ON MY SACRED JOURNEY TOWARD IMPORTANT ADULTHOOD.

uu: ON THIS BULLSHIT PLANET. WHICH USED TO BE YOUR HOME.

uu: I HAVE FOUND MANY KEYS. AND UNLOCKED MANY HOLES.

uu: AND NOW I CAN SEE MORE. AND LEARN MORE. THAN YOU COULD EVER FUCKING DREAM!

GG: How wonderful for you.

GG: I don't care how all-seeing and all-powerful you think you are.

GG: If your intent is to waste my time with more of your pitiful bullying, you are out of luck.

GG: Because that is exactly NOT the sort of crap I am in the mood for today.

GG: Toodle-oo!!!

uu: WAIT!

uu: I THINK I GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT.

uu: HOW ABOUT WE. GNAW THAT ONE OFF AND START OVER?

uu: I WAS TRYING TO PAY YOU A COMPLIMENT.

GG: ??

uu: MY PEOPLE AREN'T MEANT TO LIKE ANYBODY. GET IT?

uu: I MEAN, NOT THE WAY HUMANS DO. WE DON'T HAVE THE HUMAN EMOTION CALLED "LOVEKHEKLFSDKF". AND WE SPONTANEOUSLY START MASHING KEYS. WHEN WE ARE FORCED TO EVEN TYPE THE WORD.

uu: ALL OUR RELATIONSHIPS ARE DICTATED BY THE MIRACLE OF HATRED. SO WHEN I USE BAD WORDS TOWARD YOU. THAT'S JUST ME SAYING THINGS TO TRY TO KNOW YOU BETTER.

uu: LIKE. "SOCIALLYUOIPY".

uu: AS A.

uu: *SHUDDER*

uu: A... "FRIENDJISJFDJISJSDKFLDJSDKLJF".

uu: SO WHEN I SAY YOU'RE UGLY. WHICH YOU FACTUALLY ARE.

uu: I MEAN THAT FROM MY PERSPECTIVE. OF BEING NORMAL, AND NOT A SHITTY ALIEN. TO SAY THAT YOU ARE ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE IN AN UNPLEASANT WAY. TO MY BRAIN.

GG: Hrm.

GG: Nope. That makes very little sense.

uu: FUCK. TRY USING YOUR SUPPOSEDLY BETTER SMARTNESS THAN MINE.

uu: AND THINK SOMEWHAT LATERALLY. ABOUT LIKE. FUCKING CULTURE. THAT ISN'T *YOURS*.

uu: YOU DUMB BITCH.

GG: Yes, I see it all too clearly now. You're really quite the charmer!

uu: NO. COME ON. "DUMB BITCH" IS ANOTHER GREAT COMPLIMENT.

uu: IN THE SAME VEIN AS THAT WHICH I JUST DESCRIBED.

uu: IT'S A TERM OF "ENDEARMENKSKLJJF" I USE TO TALK ABOUT GIRLS. WHO IN MY VIEW HAVE MANAGED TO AVOID BEING.

uu: UTTERLY BENEATH MY PERSONAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT. THIS ISN'T COMPLICATED.

GG: Uh huh.

GG: So you're actually trying to claim that you find me attractive, from the alleged "bad means good" point of view of your hate-driven species?

uu: DEFINITELY.

uu: I'M NOT JOKING AROUND, CROCKER.

uu: I'VE UNLOCKED A BUNCH OF YOUR SCREENS. AND SPENT A LOT OF TIME WATCHING YOU.

uu: WHILE THINKING. JUST.

uu: THE *DIIIIRTIEST* THOUGHTS.

uu: HEE HEE. HAA.

GG: Eww.

GG: You pig.

uu: THE OTHER FEMALE TOO. LET'S NOT FORGET YOUR SQUAD'S BACKUP BITCH.

uu: HOW NASTY IS SHE?? JUST SO FOUL. AND THE THINGS YOU GET UP TO WITH ONE ANOTHER. OH MY.

uu: NEED I EVEN CITE THE ALTERCATION WITH YOUR PUFFY SLUMBER LOAVES?

GG: Excuse me??

uu: MY COMPLIMENTS IN PARTICULAR. ON YOUR COLORFUL UNDERGARMENTS.

uu: WHILE BOUNCING UP AND DOWN ON THE SOFT HUMAN SARSWAPAGUS.

GG: Oh, that's just great.

GG: The ONE TIME we had a generic girly pillow fight, and it turns out some pervert was watching us.

GG: I think I need a shower.

GG: Assuming I can ever take one again in peace!

uu: DON'T WORRY. YOU CAN'T.

uu: BUT SERIOUSLY. JANE. CAN I CALL YOU JANE? BITCH, LISTEN.

uu: YOU ARE ONE GRODY HARLOT. WHICH MEANS GOOD (BAD) THINGS TO ME, LET'S REMEMBER.

uu: WHEN I UNLOCKED YOU. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE I'VE CHANGED? OR MAYBE JUST YOU. SINCE YOU TURNED OLDER. BUT YOU'VE REALLY.

uu: FILLED OUT.

uu: SINCE I LAST SAW YOU BEFORE.

GG: What?

GG: ...

GG: Really?

uu: HELL YES.

uu: I DO ENJOY A MEATY BITCH. WITH A LITTLE CLOUT.

GG: What do you mean, exactly...

GG: By "clout?"

uu: OH. I THINK YOU KNOW.

uu: WHEN PHYSICAL PORTIONS OF THE BITCH. KIND OF JUT OUT. EXUBERANTLY.

GG: Do you mean...

GG: My...

GG: Why am I even having this conversation!

uu: I JUST HAVE A WEAK SPOT. FOR THE ABOVE AVERAGE HEFT OF YOUR PARTS. WHICH WOBBLE THE MOST.

uu: NOW DO SOMETHING NAUSEATING FOR ME TO WATCH.

uu: I WANT TO SEE A TAWDRY ACT OF HARD CORE SCHMALTZ.

uu: SEE THAT ROCK OVER THERE. PRETEND IT IS THE OTHER INSOLENT BITCH.

uu: ACT A LITTLE NERVOUS. WITH YOUR IDLE HAND, GRAZE ONE OF YOUR MORE BULBOUS LOCATIONS "INCIDENTALLY".

uu: THEN ASK THE ROCK IF IT WANTS TO FALL IN LOVE!!! OOOOOOOH.

GG: What? No!

GG: Are you insane?

GG: I don't care where you are, or whatever the hell it is you "unlocked" to spy on me.

GG: You aren't allowed to sit there all day leering at my boobs!!!

uu: YOUR WHAT.

GG: My... what?

GG: Wait, what were YOU talking about?

uu: NO. TELL ME WHAT THOSE THINGS YOU SAID ARE. I'M SO ENTICED!

GG: Screw you!

GG: Tell me what you were getting at with all that!!

GG: The stuff about "clout," and my "bulbous locations."

uu: I WAS JUST SAYING. MY TASTE PREFERS.

uu: WHEN THE BUXOM SHREW'S PHYSIQUE PUTS A HEALTHY DENT IN SPACETIME.

GG: Spacetime??

uu: I LIKE HOW SALTY IT IS. WHEN A BITCH GROWS OUT OF HER SKELETAL PHASE.

uu: AND HER FRAME REALLY BEGINS TO CHALLENGE THE HORIZONTAL DIMENSIONS.

GG: WHAT!

uu: WHEN THE FEMALE RUMP STARTS GETTING MORE MILEAGE OUT OF ITS WIDENESS ATTRIBUTE. MORE BANG FOR ITS BOONBUCK!

uu: IT EXCITES ME BETTER. WHEN BITCHES PUNISH THE GROUND. WITH EACH MEGALITHIC FOOTSTEP.

GG: SHUT UP!

GG: I'M NOT FAT!!!

uu: JANE BITCH. I HAVE NEW ORDERS.

uu: YOU WILL STRIP TO THE SCANTY PAIR OF PARTY PANTS AND THE CLOTH CHEST PIECE WHICH YOU WEAR UNDER THOSE PLAIN RAGS.

uu: THEN FIND A NAUGHTY PATCH OF MUD.

uu: AND ROLL AROUND IN THE MUD. LIKE AN EARTH PIG.

uu: FLAUNTING FOR ME. YOUR SLIPPERY AND SWOLLEN PORCINE PHYSICALITY.

uu: AND MAYBE GRUNT SOME DECADENT POEMS THROUGH YOUR SNOUT. ABOUT SOME SHITFACE YOU "ADOREFJSDKLJJF".

uu: OOOOH YES.

uu: THAT WOULD BE.

uu: *WRRRRETCHED!*

GG: GO FUCK YOURSELF!

uu: WAIT! DON'T SHUT ME OUT.

uu: REMEMBER WHAT I SAID. ABOUT OUR DIFFERENT CULTURES OR WHATEVER.

uu: HAVE A FUCKING OPEN MIND, JANE.

uu: I MADE YOU A PRESENT. FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY. WHATEVER THAT ACTUALLY IS.

uu: SEE HOW I'M MAKING AN EFFORT TO UNDERSTAND YOUR CUSTOMS?

uu: MEET ME HALF OF THE GODDAMN WAY.

GG: Oh cripes.

GG: What is it?

uu: A SUBLIME ARTISTIC PORTRAIT.

uu: REMEMBER HOW I SAID MY POWER WAS GROWING WITH EACH DAY.

uu: THIS APPLIES AS WELL TO MY PROWESS AS A DRAFTSMAN.

GG: Oh goodness, no. You poor delusional thing.

GG: I don't care what progress you think you've made. You will never be a good artist, dear.

uu: HORSESHIT.

uu: MY ILLUSTRATION IS STUNNING. IT IS NEARLY A PHOTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF YOUR ODIOUS MILKSHAKE.

uu: NOW PARK THE INDUSTRIAL LOAD OF FREIGHT YOU DECLARE A BOTTOM. AND FEAST YOUR EYES ON MY FUCKING EXCELLENCE!

uu: http://tinyurl.com/JANETHISISYOU

GG: Groan.

uu: I BELIEVE I HAVE CHOSEN THE PERFECT SHAPE FOR YOU.

uu: IT IS DESCRIBED IN CERTAIN CIRCLES KNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE ARTS. AS. "A CIRCLE".

uu: I AM VERY PLEASED WITH HOW FAITHFULLY IT HAS CAPTURED THE OBSCENE ROTUNDITY. OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT CARRIAGE.

uu: TRULY A SPITTING IMAGE OF THE CROCKER BITCH.

uu: NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING.

uu: THE MASTERPIECE AFICIONADO WILL NOTICE. HOW I ACHIEVED THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED AND DIFFICULT SHAPE.

uu: WHAT MOST GIFTED ARTISANS WILL TELL YOU. IS THAT. CIRCLES ARE BASICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW.

uu: TRUST ME.

uu: IT'S LIKE A PARADOX. A SHAPE WITHOUT ANGLES. WHAT??

uu: SO I FUCKING CHEATED.

uu: I NAVIGATED THE IRRATIONAL PERIMETER BY MAKING A LOT OF EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE, TOTALLY LOGICAL MARKS. FORMING A WHOLE BUNCH OF LITTLE RIGHT ANGLES.

uu: THE CHEATING PART HAPPENS WHEN I DO THIS A LOT. SO IT GOES IN A ROUND DIRECTION.

uu: THIS ONE CAME OUT WELL I THINK. BUT THERE'S ROOM TO IMPROVE.

uu: I HAVE THEORIZED THAT IF I KEEP MAKING BOGUS CIRCLES LIKE THIS.

uu: WHILE DRAWING MORE AND MORE ANGLES. BUT SMALLER. SO SMALL THAT YOU START CAN'T SEEING THEM.

uu: THAT THE ILLUSION OF THE CIRCLE WILL BE COMPLETE! AND PEOPLE WILL BELIEVE IN THE FAKE CIRCLE. LIKE A BUNCH OF SUCKERS.

uu: I BET NOBODY HAS THOUGHT OF THAT CIRCLE STRATEGY. I THINK I'M THE FIRST AT THIS IDEA. AND BEST AT IT ALREADY.

uu: PEOPLE THINK I'M DUMB. ESPECIALLY THE VOICE IN MY HEAD.

uu: AND THEY MAY BE RIGHT ABOUT ME BEING DUMB.

uu: BUT WHEN IT COMES TO THE SPECIAL WAY I DO THINGS. WHICH IS ALWAYS ACTUALLY. THE PERFECT WAY.

uu: I AM.

uu: A GENIUS!

GG: That is the most pointless and incomprehensible load of drivel I have ever read.

GG: Your "portrait" is every bit as abysmal as I was expecting. And for the last time. I AM NOT FAT.

GG: I think your claims of attraction to heavyset women, which you present as "flattery," is an obvious ruse to get me to feel insecure about my appearance, and it isn't going to work!

uu: OINK.

GG: SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE!!!

GG: UGH, THIS BIRTHDAY IS SO AWFUL! I CAN'T STAND IT!

GG: WHY IS EVERYONE TREATING ME LIKE SHIT TODAY?

GG: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?!

uu: YOU WERE. WAIT. WHAT'S THE CONJUGATION ASSOCIATED WITH "HUMAN BIRTH"?

uu: IS IT. HUMAN BORTH?

uu: YOU WERE HUMAN BORTH.

GG: SHUT UP!

GG: I'M DONE HUMORING YOUR PERVERTED ADOLESCENT MIND GAMES!

GG: TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO CALLIOPE!

GG: CALLIOPE!!!

GG: WE WANT YOU BACK! PLEASE COME BACK AND SPARE US FROM THIS LECHEROUS NINCOMPOOP!

GG: CALLIOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GG: WHY DOESN'T THIS WORK?!

uu: SAYING HER NAME ONLY WAKES HER UP. IF SHE'S ALIVE.

uu: SO YOUR HOG FACE CAN SNORT THE DIRTY SYLLABLES ALL IT WANTS. HELL, I WILL EVEN GIVE YOU A HAND!

uu: CALLIOPE! WAKE UP SIS!

uu: HAA HAA, WHOOPS. SHE CAN'T.

uu: THE BITCH IS DEAD!

GG: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!

uu: NO IT'S TRUE. I GOT SOMEBODY TO STAB HER A LOT.

uu: THEN I STOLE HER BLOOD FOR MY LETTERS.

GG: NO!!! THAT CAN'T BE TRUE! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE EVEN YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING SO TERRIBLE!

uu: JANE BITCH. YOUR PREPOSTEROUS FEMALE EMOTIONS ARE GOING EARTH BANANAS AGAIN.

uu: SETTLE DOWN AND LISTEN TO BOY REASON. DO NOT MAKE ME DEMONSTRATE THE VERACITY OF MY FACTS. YET AGAIN.

uu: THAT SACCHARINE TRAMP IS SUCH A GONER. SHE'S NEVER COMING BACK.

uu: JUST LIKE YOUR DAPPER HUMAN GUARDIAN.

GG: WHAT?? WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FATHER!

GG: WHERE IS HE?

uu: HE'S FUCKING DEAD IS WHERE.

GG: YOU'RE LYING AGAIN!!!

GG: TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!

uu: GOD. I'M TRYING TO.

uu: MY FACTS ARE HAVING DIFFICULTY PENETRATING YOUR HYSTERICAL ATTITUDE. LISTEN TO ME VERY CLOSE.

uu: HE WAS CAPTURED BY AN AGENT SOON AFTER YOU BEGAN YOUR QUEST. HE WAS THEN PUT IN JAIL ON DERSE.

GG: Ok...

GG: So he's on Derse, then?

uu: BITCH, YOU AREN'T PAYING ATTENTION. DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE PRISON SYSTEM ON DERSE?

uu: IT ISN'T LIKE THE SOFT TIME YOU DO ON PROSPIT. I BET YOU NEVER SPENT ANY TIME IN THE JOKE THEY CALL A SLAMMER THERE. LET ALONE ON DERSE.

GG: And I suppose you have??

uu: I WAS NOT VERY WELL BEHAVED. I DID MORE THAN MY SHARE OF TIME. CHAINED TO THE WALL OF A CELL.

uu: HEE HEE! LIKE I WASN'T SO USED TO THAT. I WAS LIKE. DO YOUR WORST.

uu: AND THEN THEY DID. DERSITES DO NOT TREAT THEIR PRISONERS GOOD. TO SAY THE LEAST!

uu: I WAS ONLY ABLE TO SURVIVE THE BRUTALITY. DUE TO MY EXCEPTIONAL CONSTITUTION. AND EVEN TO SOME EXTENT. MY ABILITY TO ENJOY ANGUISH.

uu: BUT YOUR PATHETIC, FRAIL HUMAN "DAD" IS A DIFFERENT STORY. THERE IS NO DOUBT AT ALL. THAT HE IS DEAD BY NOW!

GG: No. Don't say that. Shut up!

uu: YOU REALLY SHOULD BELIEVE ME. I HAVE UNLOCKED MANY OF HIS SCREENS, JUST LIKE YOURS.

uu: YOU SHOULD SEE HOW THEY TREATED HIM! THE HORROR HE EXPERIENCED MUST BE DIFFICULT FOR A HUMAN GIRL TO IMAGINE.

uu: PERHAPS I SHOULD CAPTURE ONE OF THE VISUALS. AND SHOW YOU FIRST HAND?

GG: YOU BASTARD! I SAID SHUT UP!!!

uu: HIS AGONY WAS MAGNIFICENT. AND VERY LONG LASTING. YOU SEE. HE WAS A VIP.

uu: A VERY IMPORTANT PRISONER. SO THEY GAVE HIM SPECIAL TREATMENT.

uu: UNDER SUCH CRUEL CIRCUMSTANCES. I BELIEVE HE WOULD HAVE TRADED HIS FAVORITE HAT. FOR A SWIFT END TO HIS HILARIOUS SUFFERING!

GG: STOP IT

uu: BUT IT WAS SO WONDERFUL AND GREAT TO WATCH!

uu: BETWEEN YOUR FATHER'S DEMISE. AND HIS DAUGHTER'S EPIC POSTERIOR. LOOMING LARGE ON MY VIDEO DISPLAYS.

uu: I REALLY MUST THANK YOUR ENTIRE "FAMILY". FOR HOURS OF SCANDALOUS ENJOYMENT!

GG: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!

GG: FUCK YOU! HE'S NOT DEAD!

GG: MY DAD'S FINE, I'M NOT FAT, AND I HATE YOU! I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!!!!!!

GG: AND STOP WATCHING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stonpoet-thestoneddisciple]

STON POET - I WAS BLUE NOW IM HAPPY #OFTRMIX

/ I was blue , I was blue , now I'm happy /*2

/ What it do , yeah what it do , making moves not tryna be cool

Fa-get school , writing out my moods , we win we don't lose /*2

Ta the roof , Rolling up two , blunt or doob , what about you

Pick & choose, on the booze, feeling like I'm on the moon

On the move , gotta stay true

Sell ya soul , you be the fool

I was blue , having bad moods , life was cruel , suffering oo

Look at Drew , keeping it true

Imma muse , rather chase blues

Don't do , what I use ta do

Thank God I made it through

Thank God he held it down , & Jesus not the only crowned , the narrow road is miles , don't hang with the crowd , they sell they soul for fame , they just another lame , they sacrifice family, now they can't even sleep

/ I was blue , I was blue , now I'm happy /*2

What it do , yeah what it do , making moves not tryna be cool

Fa-get school , writing out my moods , we win we don't lose

/ I was blue , I was blue , now I'm happy /*2

We gone put them all ta death , the evil won't be left , don't even need no breath, I took the righteous steps

/ Won't die I'm everlasting, won't go out like a bitch /*2

We gone put them all ta death , the evil won't be left , don't even need no breath, I took the righteous steps

Won't die I'm everlasting, won't go out like a bitch

[oneirataxiahiraeth]

Hey, I was wondering if you could do a Kai Parker smut with a dom!fem reader, I've got a couple tiktoks I could send you the links for that might help the thought process behind it, thanks :))

Change in Dynamics

Pairings : fem!reader x KaiParker

Warnings : swearing, mentions of death, dom!reader, sub!brat!kai, jealousy?crazy!reader, bondage(handcuffs), use of sex toys, a brief touching on a mommy kink, masturbation(fem), teasing, cumeating???, this is also not proofread:)

Word Count : 2.8k

Summary : After catching Kai flirting with another woman, y/n takes matters into her own hands and decide to show Kai just how much he needs her.

   You watched the amusing show he was putting on. A light layer of sweat building on his skin. Bare chest out and showing just how deep his breaths were becoming. His abs tightening as tugged at the handcuffs keeping him bound to his chair. You had his legs spread wide, his cock out, cool air solidifying the siphon as you watched the beautiful sight.

    "This is cute." He chuckled.  "This pathetic attempt at dominance." He shook his head and you smiled.

   "Is it?" You hummed, slowly dropping the silky red robe draped around your skin. You were laced up in an equally as bright red lingerie, covering some bits, but definitely not all. The sight caused kai to nearly choke on air as he watched the fabric fall to the bedroom floor.

   "Let me out." He cleared his throat.

"Oh no, sweetheart." You shook your head, growing closer to the siphon in obvious heat. "Don't you know what a punishment looks like?" You questioned.

   "That's what this is? A temper tantrum? Over what? What has the little brat so upset tonight?" He spoke, the same condescending tone in his voice he's had all night with you. Unfortunately for him, he had almost gotten on your bad side. Which wouldn't have been pretty for him.

   "You tell me, Parker. You're the king of temper tantrums." You mocked. "What has me so riled up?" You asked, leaning over him, hands resting on the arms rest where his hands were handcuffed to. "I'll give you a hint." You huffed at his eye roll. "She's a redhead." You mocked his breath as he gasped and nodded his head. "Oo- my bad, I meant was. She was a redhead..." you smiled. His mood instantly changed. Body stiffened under you as confusion took over.

  "Was?" He cleared his throat.

"Mhm. Don't you remember?" You asked, now taking advantage of your turn to be condescending. "You texted her to met you at 'your spot' tonight." You explained. "Unfortunately it's a full moon..." Kai closed his eyes for a second, before letting out a deep sigh. "You tried saving her but the wolves were just sooo viscous tonight. They tore her to shreds." You let out a tiny 'hmph' as you shrugged away the thought of the poor innocent redhead that got caught up in the toxic mess that was Y/N Y/L/N and Malachi Parker.

   "petty jealousy." Kai mumbled, maintaining eye contact with you, trying to establish his own dominance, only it wasn't working too well.

   "No, no, no, jealousy implies me feeling threatened and insecure of my place in your life... and bed... mind...etcetera." You ran a finger under his chin. "I personally believe that the term 'extremely territorial' fits best."  You explained.

   "I call it being a crazy jealous bitch." Kai challenged. "But to each there own, I guess."

   "I thought that's why you liked me so much." You tilted your head to the side just a bit.

    "Before you started killing random girls that I've talked to." He explained. "It's kinda weird, especially since we're not even dating." He shook his head and you almost felt a spike of hurt flowing through you.

    You and Kai had been 'messing around' for the past few months. You of course kept it on the dl knowing how you're friends were when it came to your love life. They hated every boyfriend you've been had. But considering every boyfriend you've had ended up being a terrible horrible fucked up person whose to blame them? But Kai? Kai was different. You're crazy and his Crazy complimented each other well. Which is exactly why your friends wanted you no where near the siphon.

   They were less frightened of his rubbing off on you, as to the other way around.

   "Oh wow, that almost hurt my feelings." You spoke sarcastically.

   "Let me out of these handcuffs and we can talk about this, yeah?" He offered, but you didn't seem too intrigued by the deal. "We can fuck this out like every other disagreement we've had." He tried to negotiate, but nothing.

   "Here's the thing, Baby." You hummed, fingers tracing along his defined muscle, and veins popping from his skin. "I don't like sharing. I don't like people touching my stuff. Looking at my stuff. Or talking to my stuff." You tried making this sound a bit more kid friendly. "And I really hate when my stuff looks, and talks back." You made sure to pronounce the 'K', listening as kai swallowed hard.

    As weird as you were being, he should've been trying to comply and escape. But with every inch you grew closer to him the harder he got. He'd never seen this side of you before, but god, had he wished he had. You're beyond gorgeous, intelligent, and crazy? A combination you don't find often.

   "I don't care whether we date or not Kai. As far as I am concerned... we are both, two free single individuals." You nodded, watching his his eyebrows furrowed. "Only... you're not. I don't want you talking to other girls... looking at them... anything that might make it seem like you're interested. I'm the only woman that should be on your mind." 

   "you're insane."

"Yes, I am." You didn't seem too phased by the accusation. "Clinically unwell in the head." You smiled, before it dropped completely. "I'll kill every single bitch that so much as blinks with too much force near you." You deadpanned.

   "I'd like to see you try."

"Don't get me excited, Kai, you know I love a challenge."

   "And what if I decided we're over?"

"How does that saying go?" You asked without even a thought about it. "... if I can't have you..." kai gulped as you're eyes held a mischievous glimmer in them. "No one can."

    Kai swallowed harshly once again, unable to come up with any reply. He was more focused on getting his boner sitting straight on his stomach to go down. This banter sending any thought and blood right to where he needed it the least. He couldn't help it, you were more his type than he realized.

     You noticed the heavy effect you had on the siphon. Your fingers tracing around the base of his cock, noticing the little dribbles of precum he was leaking. It was a light, ghosting touch, but just the sensation had him shivering under your touch. Your lips ghosted over his neck, tongue poking out every so often the leave a soft stripe along the vein showing through his skin.

"Let me go." Kai breathed out. Cock aching for the relief you were denying him. "You win, I'm yours." He was quick to give in, but you weren't that gullible. You knew his game better than he did. And you weren't one known for losing.

You pulled away from the brunet. Body moving gracefully as his eyes glued to everywhere but your face. You had a wonderful plan to show Kai everything he was missing tonight. He was a very... hands on, kind of witch, so having him sit sidelines while you got off without his help would kill him. You were wearing his favorite color, which obviously had an effect on him. You're nipples were poking through the lace. Damp core soaking the thin fabric of the thong paired with the rest of your piece. He watched as you swayed your hips all the way back to the bed.

You bent down slowly, sliding a velvety black box from under your bed. You placed it on top of your duvet, a light smile on your face for what was to come next.

You climbed on the bed, positioning yourself front and center for Kai to have full access to everything about to go down. He watched carefully, cock aching as you slowly pulled off the red lace covering your glossy cunt. You dropped the fabric to the ground, not worried about where it landed. You opened the box. Fingers running over all the scandalous items waiting inside. You took you time decide how you want to please yourself first. You settling on a soft lavender colored dildo. It was a decent size, somewhat around the size of Kai, which he took good note of. His eyebrows furrowed, watching how you handle the object.

"You really prefer to get off on a piece of rubber rather than me?" He asked snarkily, trying to keep himself together.

"Jealous?" You teased. "At least this piece of rubber can actually keep up with me." You commented, watching Kai's face grow red. "But you can you can take this as an excellent opportunity to improve. Keep your mind sharp... and dick hard."

"You're not funny." He mumbled, watching as your legs spread in front of him.

"Yeah?" You hummed.

You're fingers began teasing your clit first. You're breathing was steady, as the pleasure began to build. You were already sensitive from early in the day. The thought of what you had planned for him had been sending butterflies through you all day, and you had no issues getting off the thought of him in his current position. All tied up and a mess while he was forced to watch you.

Kai was a strong witch, and probably one of the smartest you'd met. He could've gotten out of those cuffs and that chair with ease if he wanted to. But he didn't, which meant he only has himself to blame.

"I can make you cum 10 times harder than a fucking toy, y/n." Kai spoke as if it was common knowledge. The confidence in his voice sending chills down your spine, a soft moan slipped past your lips as you spread out your lips with your pointer and middle finger, showcasing your cunt for the captive. His cock was straining for attention, precum dripping down his stomach and balls as there was no one to clean him up.

    He was frustrated in the worst way, watching as you massaged your clit in fast tint circles, moaning and whining as you brought yourself close to the edge multiple time, but never getting too close. He mewled at the sight of you plunging your pretty red painted fingernails into your cunt. Only using to of your own digits to stretch out the whole he was praying he'd get to abuse at some point tonight.

    You weren't even paying attention to his straining, but you felt it. The tense air, his emotion dominating over the dim lights. You were winning. The plan was working.

     As you continued pump your finger in and out of your cunt your other hand took over the toy you had smartly picked out. The soft lavender colored dildo waiting patiently for its use. You brought the tip of the toy up to your mouth, moaning around the silicone. You allowed your spit to coat the exterior of the toy, shivering with anticipation.

    "A fake dick isn't what you're craving, just let me go, and I can give it to you." It was more of a plead than him trying to get himself out of trouble. He was becoming desperate. Good.

     You removed you're fingers, sitting up from you spot on the bed. Eyes connecting with his as you slid off slowly. Dildo still in hands and your sticky juices still covering you fingers. You slowly approached the chair. His legs still wide and coco still achingly hard.

    "Your right, baby," you cooed, setting the dildo right in front of him. It was set side by side with his own cock, the bottom of the toy suctioning to the small space of chair available. "I might need your help." You hummed seductively. You climbed onto the siphon lap, sure to avoid both the dildo and Kai cock just for now. He watched you with dark lustful eyes, even a bit of anger and humiliation mixed in with that. "Now be a good boy and open your mouth." You gripped his chin, forcing his mouth open as he watched you carefully. You inserted your arousal coated fingers into his mouth, making sure to really cost his tongue in your juices. "Go ahead and suck me off, baby." You whispered. And for some reason, beyond his own belief, he obliged.

   His lips closed around your fingers, tongue swirls around each digit, sucking off your juices. Something once so erotic that usually had you a mess and ready to cum in seconds now felt... humiliating... in a exhilarating kind of way for him. He relished the taste on his tongue as you slowly pulled your fingers from his tongue.

    "Perfect." You moaned, taking your wet fingers, reaching between you and Kai's body for the dildo. Massaged the silicone as if it were real, watching Kai and his jaw clench at the motion of your hands scraping against his own cock.  You knew what you were doing, you knew how crazy you were making him. And you were enjoying every second of it. You lined yourself up with the thick toy, feeling the hard purple tip pressing into your cunt. "Fuck it's so good." You whined, slowly lowering yourself on the toy.

   Kai just continued to glare at you as you slowly moved your hips on the toy. Arms around his neck for balance. He wasn't going to last much longer, but you knew that. You knew what you were doing.

    "Is this your plan?" He spoke, not realizing that with every word he was just egging you on. "Fuck yourself, pretending it's me. That's pathetic." He spat and you nodded.

    "Mhm, is that why you're so hard right now?" You asked, picking up the pace with you're movements. "Or are you fantasizing about me bouncing on your dick instead of a dildo?" You smirked, watching his obviously unpleased reaction. "Next time you decide to flirt with some random bitch to Piss me off, sweetheart, make sure she can get you as hard as I can." There was a bullet of sweat beginning to form on Kai's forehead. He was going to cum. Why? God, was that even a question? He didn't even think he was into this kind of stuff... not before you.. before this. He was usually the one tying stuff, not being tied.  "You looked like you're going to explode, baby, I bet you fucking like this huh?" You lifted yourself only drop down again of the silicone dick, moaning loudly as you felt your knees becoming weaker. You bent his head down to watch the scene ahead of him. And he did without hesitation or complaining. He watched as your beautiful cunt bounce in the toy. He noticed the way you trembled as you fucked yourself in front of him. "Oh fuck" you moan, releasing your grip on him, bringing your fingers down to your clit rubbing fast circles as your other hand keep you steady by resting on his shoulders. Kai let out a low guttural moan as he watched your face contort in ways he knew all too well.

    You were close, sensitive sex aching to cum, but before you even got the chance you gasped at the throaty moan that escaped the siphons lips. You didn't stop, as you felt the warm spurts, landing against your stomach. You smiled looking down, moving quickening in pace as he made a mess of himself and you. Cum dripping down his bare abdomen and cock as he release the insane pressure built up inside of him. You followed suit soon after, body twitching as you came on the toy.  Your juices dripping down the silicone as you slid all the way off, popping the toy off the chair and bringing it to your lips.

   Kai looked defeated and worn, as if he's been through the most horrific battle. Eyes burning into your as kitten licked the tip of the toy.

   "That was probably the best nonnsex I'd ever had." You teased, to which you received no response. You took the toy, swiping up one of the strings of cum dripping down your body thanks to him. He watched as you sucked off the white substance with ease, moaning as you did so as if that brought you the most pleasure. "I barely even touched you and you made such a mess, for mommy." You teased again, making his cock twitch at the name. "The night is just getting started and you already look like you want me dead." You bit your lip, tracing the toy down his abdomen, collecting even more of his cum as he shivered against the touch.

    "The second I get out of these," he started which made you smile.

   "What? You're going to make me pay?" You giggled, a condescending tone in your voice. "Your my bitch tonight, Parker. And I am going to have so much fun."

[ohbuckie]

oo if you’ve got the inspiration for it, for angst would you be willing to flesh out the college bucky fight?? idc if it’s abt the crying/party drugs/not taking school seriously- whichever or even a combination! lov u 💞

wc: 1.1k

warnings: college!bucky x fem!reader, alcohol, drugs, angst, fighting

He arrives back home around two.

He’s loud—stumbling, stomping, sighing, knocking on the bedroom door to let you know he’s coming in—and he’s excited to see you, even if you’re half asleep and in no mood to take care of your drunk boyfriend. “Hey.” He whispers, but it’s useless, because it’s directly in your face and it’s outrageously loud.

“Hi, Buck.” You greet him, reaching toward him with a hand. He steps over to you, sheds his jacket, kicks off his shoes, leans down to press a kiss to your lips. It’s sloppy and wet, and he tastes like alcohol.

You grimace when you pull away. “You taste like beer.”

“Yeah.” He nods, and slips into bed beside you after letting his pants and shirt fall to the floor. “I was drinking.”

He left for a party just before ten o’clock, and you’re honestly surprised that you didn’t receive any drunk texts or calls from him before he got here. He’s always thinking about you, even when he’s messy and inebriated. He usually at least insists—selfishly, because you both know that he just wants to be with you—that you made a mistake when you decided not to join him.

A hand finds your waist, and he presses his chest flush against your back, nudging your hair away from your neck with his nose. “Missed you.” He mumbles, words slurred and movements uncoordinated.

“C’mon, Bucky, not now.” You protest, and turn to face him. “You’re drunk.”

He shakes his head. “Just wanna kiss you. Just a couple of kisses.”

You smile tiredly and carefully press your mouth against his, giving him his fix. He pulls away briefly. Sniffles, wipes his nose, leans back into you, captures your lips with his hungry ones again. You melt against him and wrap your arms around his neck, and you only break the kiss when his tongue slithers into your mouth.

He scrunches his nose and sniffs again. A sliver of light that creeps between the door and the frame harshly falls across his face, and reveals to you something you’re not expecting to see. You look between his eyes, only a tiny bit of blue peering out from behind his pupils, before you make the accusation.

“You’re high.”

He doesn’t skip a beat before finding his lie. “Yeah, just took a few hits off Tony’s–”

“No, Bucky, you’re really high. Off something real.” You let go of him and push his chest backwards, peeling the blankets from your legs and standing. “What’d you take?”

“Nothing, I–”

“Bucky, stop it. What did you take?”

He sits up, shoulders slumping as he faces his consequences. “Just did a rail or two.”

“Of what?”

“Coke.” He shrugs. “S’not a big deal.”

“Yes, it is. Why would you do that?”

“I really don’t understand why you’re so mad.” He starts to raise his voice, and finally gets on his feet, looking down at you and crossing his arms while he speaks to you.

“Because, I–”

“You’re not my mother, you know.”

You worry for a moment about Steve and Sam. They’re surely sleeping, and with your escalating voices, you’re on the verge of ruining their sleep, if you haven’t already.

“I don’t have to be your mother to know that going to some party and sniffing blow that you got from some stranger is a stupid fucking thing to do.”

He rolls his eyes and crosses his arms. “Wasn’t a stranger.”

“Oh, my apologies.” You reply sarcastically. “It’s fine, then, because you knew whose it was! That’s perfectly safe.” You feel heat creep up your neck, spreading to your cheeks and ears as you grow more upset.

“Maybe you should’ve tried some! You wouldn’t have such a huge stick up your ass right now!” Your jaw tightens, as if a physical restraint to prevent you from responding. You stay silent, grabbing a pillow and pulling the blanket from the bed, turning in the direction of the door. “What are you doing?”

“Couch. I don’t want to even look at you right now.” Hot tears threaten to escape your eyes, but you keep your composure.

He watches you walk with purpose down the hallway, and hears you shuffle as you set up your temporary bed. “You’re so over-dramatic.”

“Goodnight, Bucky.” You insist, and hope he’ll leave you alone until the morning. You just want to sleep.

“You’re such a fuckin’ bitch sometimes!” He spits, and your heart drops to your ass. He’s never called you anything like that before.

“Fuck you!”

Steve pokes his head out of his bedroom, hair messy and eyes half-lidded, to see Bucky half-naked and seething in front of him. “Hey, man, what’s going on?”

You breathe a sigh of relief, glad that Bucky will maybe start yelling at somebody else.

“I did a couple lines ‘n she’s freaking out.”

“Wait, you did what?”

“C–”

“No, I know what you’re talking about, I just...Why?”

“Jesus Christ, is everyone in this house a fuckin’ goody-two-shoes?”

Steve ignores the question. “Did you just call Y/N a bitch?”

“Yeah, ‘cause she’s being a bitch!” He shouts it because he wants you to hear it, and the tears finally fall down your cheeks. You bite the inside of your lip and maintain your silence, uninterested in returning the blow.

“I’m sure she’s just–”

“Why don’t you go back to sleep?”

“I can’t sleep when you’re yelling.”

“Well, this isn’t any of your business.”

“Just call it a night, Buck. You’re gonna have to climb out of this hole in the morning.”

Bucky shakes his head and disappears into his bedroom, slamming the door. Steve huffs tiredly and goes back to sleep.

You wake up to a plate of breakfast and a mug of hot coffee in your boyfriend’s outstretched hand. He sets them on the small table beside the couch while you sit up and stretch your arms.

“Morning.” He says timidly.

“Hey.” You grumble, unsure if you’re ready to accept whatever half-assed apology he’s about to give you. If there’s one thing Bucky is consistent about, it’s never admitting when he’s wrong.

“I’m really sorry.”

“I know you are.”

“I shouldn't've spoken to you like that.”

“You’re right.”

“I was being stupid. You were right.”

You nod, and take a pause before extending your arms to him, asking silently for him to come closer. You hug him tightly, kissing his head. “I was just worried.”

“I know you were.”

“Just be safe next time, okay?”

“Okay.”

“Promise?”

“I promise.”

[scaramoucheslove]

Oo hello!! I discovered your Albedo fic while on my scroll, and sheeesh 😫😫 made me feel things,,,,, but I digress, could I request how Xiao or Albedo would deal with a bratty sub?

And,, if I may,, could I be 🏵 anon? ;0

A/N: Hi, Love! Tysm for your support <33 I actually thought no one liked or even read the Albedo smut lolol. Also yes ofcc!! Hello my first anon :D also I’m gonna make this as a HC/drabble thingy hehe

also I’m so sorry if it’s shitty aaa 

How they would deal with a bratty sub (HCs)

(Xiao, Albedo)

What to expect: Rough shit, Petnames, Dacryphilia, Overstimulation, Degradation, Dumbification, facefucking, Exhibition kink pls tell me if I miss anything ^^

Smut beneath the cut

XIAO

·         Really easy to get on his nerves tbh.

·         Would definitely not tolerate your behaviour. Especially if you’ve been good.

·         “Stop. Behave.”

·         His punishments would lowkey highkey hurt </3

·         He’ll give you the rough treatment, choking, marking, overstim, you name it. Maybe even toys??

·         D E G R A D A T I O N <33 you will be hearing no praise from this man.

·         Humiliation too omgomgomg

·         DUMBIFICATIONNN AA

·         Will most likely use the name “Pet” “Doll” “Bitch” “Slut” “Whore” etc

·         And you’ll have to call him master in bed, but today we’re going to pretend that you just didn’t feel like it.

·         “Tsk, seems like my pet is misbehaving again”

·         I feel like he wouldn’t like physical roughness as much, since he’s not much of a sadist. But if he felt the need to remind you of what your position was, then he’d probably only go as far as spanking.

·         If you cry, he’ll humiliate you for it

·         “Are you crying? Where’s your act now, brat? Continue counting.”

·         Deep down, he loves lives to see you cry.

·         He’d continue to overstimulate you with his mouth, fingers, and dick until you were begging, crying, screaming, thrashing.

·         He’d mark almost every part of your body

·         He WILL choke you and bite your neck as he’s pushing himself inside of you.

·         Mans has no patience, will go ALL out on you. Who cares if his hands and tongue were too much anyways? You were the one who wanted to act like a brat.

·         “If you don’t keep that little mouth shut, I’m going to stuff your slutty mouth with my dick you whore.”

·         And if you keep pushing his buttons? He would.

·         Completely facefuck you until you’re all fucked out, crying and out of breath.

·         He loves to see himself in your throat.

·         The type to hold your nose while he shoves his dick down your throat  <3

·         Not the best at aftercare, but he still tries his best.

·         Will apologize to you even if it’s half assed, gets you cleaned up, and brews you a nice cup of tea.

·         You probably drifted off to sleep already once he brought you tea.

·         Will smile and hold you close and even though he doesn’t sleep, he would still just lie on the bed and appreciate every moment with you.

                                             “Xia- Master- ah- please” you didn’t even know what you were begging for now. For him to stop? For more? You didn’t know. What you do know is you’ve been begging for over an hour now, your voice was hoarse and tired after all your screaming. Your eyes were watery and begging for forgiveness. But alas, it went from one ear to another. The room sounded so sinful. The two of your sweaty bodies collided, your arms clinging onto his neck as he continues to pound into you. Faster. And harder. “Stop. Fucking. Shouting.” He said while he thrusts in every word. Annoyance clear in his voice. “Shut up and take it, will you?” He said before moving his arms from your hips to your neck and applying pressure. “Dumb little sluts like you don’t even deserve anything from the likes of me.” Seeing your drooled up face, he couldn’t help but say “Look at you all drooled up, doll. You look so stupid like this. Who else can fuck you stupid like I do?” “O-only you mas-ter” you managed to say. He smiled momentarily before his other hand reaches your clit to rub it as your mouth fell open. Fighting the urge to call you his good girl.

 ALBEDO

·         I’M IN MY ALBEDO FEELS PLSS

·         He’d just be like 🤨🤨.

·         Usually completely unaware and uninterested so he’d continue to do his work.

·         You have to be a real brat to really test his limits.

·         I think he wont be rough intentionally. He’s just rough without realizing he is. Even on your daily sex life.

·         OKOK NOW if you DO manage to break him somehow, here’s some of the punishments he’ll prolly do.

·         Humiliation.… degradation… bc chile… he ain’t much of a talker but SHEESH if he dirty talks it’s over. Oh but he won’t go too far. I hope..

·         He also sometimes uses you to help with his experiments.

·         Spanks, chokes, slaps, and other physical things but not too roughly, just for “research purposes.” And sometimes for punishments too if you ever got too out of hand.

·         Loves to see you tied up tbh <33 really likes to see you all helpless.

·         Gags on occasions (if he’s working on an experiment or punishment and he’s not in the mood to hear you moan or make a noise or anything)

·         Dumbification?? without him realizing it?>@>@*&^$^$% 

·         Petnames <33 plspls i beg u call him sir or master bc that’s such an ego boost for him. I mean you don’t have to but like,, why wouldn’t you.

·         Also loves the thrilling feeling of someone catching you two.

·         Toys,, sometimes.

·         Imagine being a brat in your daily life and one day he just snaps.

·         As he was doing his work, you, being the brat you are continued to test his limit. From asking him dumb questions to “accidentally” smashing/destroying his experiments.

·         He just sighed, cleared his table and said,

·         “Y/N. Come here.”

·         You would be so shocked that you froze in your spot.

·         He never really paid attention to your actions, just casually answering your questions from time to time.

·         “I said, come here.”

·         His voice was stern, but calm.

·         “Don’t make me come over there myself.”

·         You, along with your shaking legs, were slowly making your way towards him.

·         “Sit on my lap.”

·         You did as you were told. Hell you were too scared to do anything he didn’t say you could.

·         “Say, did you know the things you broke?”

·         You just shooked your head as your legs kept shaking.

·         “Since you don’t know how to keep your hands to yourself, I’m gonna force you to keep it to yourself, brat.”

·         OOP I ACCIDENTALLY WROTE IT AS A HC LMAOO IDK I’LL CONTINUE IN THE DRABBLE LMAO

.         Anyways probably kinda good with aftercare.

.         Will apologize if he’s too rough and shower you with attention. If you’re lucky enough, he’ll skip his work that day and the day after to spend a day or two to make it up to you.

                                       Albedo continues his ministrations on you. “Master- fuck slow down” you panted. Your hands tied above your head. you were sprawled on his table as Albedo continues to insert 2 fingers inside and out of you. “Oh? Were you not searching for my attention then dear?” He inserted another finger as you whimpered. “You were the one who happened to mess with my experiments, after all.” “But I-“ you didn’t manage to say anything else before he has his tongue on your clit. He had kept your legs open with a tool so you had no power against him. “Albedoo~” You whine once more which caused his other gloved hand to slap your clit. You flinched a bit, but fuck that felt good. He stopped moving his hands and said “You better be quiet before I gag that mouth of yours.” He continued to thrust three fingers in and out of you again as you rolled your eyes back and moaned. “Fuck, you look so dumb, doll. You look so pretty like this.” You heard the door knock and you immediately looked at Albedo while shaking your head. “Come in” you heard him say. A man went inside the room and stood still with some files in his hands and clearly distracted on whatever was on the paper. “Sir, we have a prob-“ Once he saw what was going on, he looked a bit terrified. “Continue. What is the problem?” Albedo asked calmly as he pumped his fingers in and out of you. They continued to talk about some things you couldn’t register because you were slowly losing your mind little by little, although the man did sound a bit flustered. By the time they were finished, Albedo just said his thanks and told him to close the door. His mouth latched onto your clit once again surprisingly fast and your mouth fell open. You were sure drool was everywhere. “I’m going to keep going until you’re all brainless and unconscious. But before I do-“ just as about you were about to reach your high, he pulled out his fingers and gave you a look. You whined at the lost of contact. “You better be ready, my love.” That was all he needed to say before you realized, you were in for one hell of a ride.

STOP OMFG I DIDN’T MEAN TO MAKE ALBEDO’S LONG I HAVENT EVEN FINISHED THE CHILDE SMUT I’M WORKING ON

[faggotcitosis]

Omg hi! You are so funny on the post about the YouTuber who dresses like a girl! For your next bit can you shut the fuck up?

It’s so amazing how you whine about that as if not allowing people to dress however they want does in fact not help normalize gender expression. It’s not about him mocking trans people, where do you see that babe? Cause I sure don’t. Is he going “Oo trans women stupid look how stupid I am” ??

Sure he dressed up as a girl as a joke, but then hey! He continued doing it cause he liked it or fucking whatever, it’s literally not anyone’s business. Maybe he’s figuring something out, maybe he’s just having fun. Please show me where that gives you permission to get all whiny about someone doing something for fun. Seriously, helping to normalize gender expression and even further still, expression in taste of fashion means letting people do whatever they want because it’s not the goddamn dark ages .

It’s goddamn 2022, let people dress up however they want. If a guy wants to dress like a girl then good for him! I mean have you heard of fucking drag queens? Show me where any of this is your business and then maybe I’ll consider not throwing a bucket of crabs at your head. Otherwise please stop throwing around a bunch of terms that don’t apply, stop fucking whining and ruining the mood, and maybe like I dunno. Take a month to touch some grass and get in touch with the world around you, you returned-dollar-store-item version of a drama Twitter bitch.

He keeps dressing bc it gives him money lol same reason cis men actors take trans woman roles. not for gender experimentation lmao

put your pussy into debating me or jump off a cliff you coward <3

[nights-legacy]

Listen to Me, Not Them-Hawks

Help and Hide Series. Hawks Edition

Bakugo Ed. Kirishima Ed. Denki Ed. Todoroki Ed. Deku Ed. Shinso Ed. Iida Ed. Tamaki Ed. Aizawa Ed.  Dabi Ed.  Shiggy Ed.

+ At the end of the work day, you are trying to get your work done when some coworkers are making it impossible. You go to confront them when you overhear them making fun of quirkless people, making fun of you. You leave work, running into your best friends Hawks only yo ignore him. This concerns him seeing that you’re upset, especially when you nearly get hurt because of your mood.

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I sat behind my desk, trying to finish my work for the day. I was becoming difficult when my coworkers were being super loud not that far behind me. I sighed nearly banging my hands on the surface of the desk. I stood up and began to walk towards them but I froze when they said something in particular.

“I would hate to be quirkless.” One of my work friends said. “I mean I know I don’t have a hero worthy trait but I couldn’t even imagine not having my quirk. It helps in my daily life so much.”

“I hear you. I feel sorta sorry for people who are.” Another said with pity in his voice.

“Oo be careful. Remember Y/N is quirkless and she doesn’t like to talk about it. She could hear us.”

“I want to know how that girl got to be best friends with the Number 2 hero when she is quirkless. What could they possibly have in common?” A woman that I never got along with chimed in. My shoulders sagged and I crossed my arms loosely across my stomach.

“You shouldn’t base friendships on quirks.” I sighed and turned away.

“I would never be friends with a pathetic, defenseless quirkless person.” I felt tears come to my eyes but shook it off. I got back to my desk and saw it was time to leave. I gathered my things. I walked for the exit.

“You leaving first for once?” My friend teased as I walked by. I just ignored them and walked to the elevator. “L/N?” I got in and left without a word.

I walked down the sidewalks, bag over my shoulder and my cardigan held to my stomach. Their words replaying over and over in my head. My phone went off in my pocket. I pulled it out to see a text from my little cousin Katsuki. It was a picture of him and his friends that gave me a little giggle. He looked mildly annoyed while his friends were being goofy in the background. The one I remember as Kirishima was draped over his shoulder, obviously the one taking the picture.

“Hey Kid. How was work?” I jumped before looking to the side to see Hawks perched on a fire escape railing. I felt joy spread through my chest but it was ruined by the thoughts replaying through my head. I turned away and kept going. “Kid? Hey Kid, what’s up?”

“Nothing.” I muttered more to myself. I heard his wings flap before I vaguely heard him hop down while I was already down the sidewalk a ways. I heard him calling after me but I ignored him.

“What is up with you?” He asked following me.

“I just had a bad day. That’s all.” I said pulling my bag back onto my shoulder.

“Okay, but why were you ignoring me? And plus I didn’t even get my hello kiss on the cheek.” He said the last part playfully. I just kept walking. The tears I was able to shake off earlier coming back. A sniffle caught his attention. “Hey, are you…”

“Oh my gosh! Hawks!” A familiar voice called out. We both stopped and I saw the woman I don’t get along with. I saw her give me a side eye before covering it up. “I am such a big fan. Can you sign this for me?”

“Sure.” He said stepping away from me. I saw him glancing at me every few seconds with a worried look as he talked with her. She kept gushing to him even after he gave her his autograph.

“So I got to ask…” She said hushed. She was making it seem like she was trying to make sure it didn’t hear but I knew she wanted me too. “Why do you hang out with that pathetic quirkless bitch?”

“W-what?” He was stunned while I wasn’t surprised but hurt.

“I mean she isn’t anything special. No quirk, not very good looking, and I mean she’s way to quiet. You could do so much better.” She said with a smile on her face.

“What the fuck? How dare…No wait, Y/n!” I took off like a shot down the street. I heard him yelling at I don’t know who. I kept going until suddenly I heard honks of horns and looked up to see an incoming car. I had run into ongoing traffic. “Y/N!”

I didn’t have time to scream before I was lifted into the air just in time. I latched onto Hawks shoulders as he flew us away from the scene. Tears were steaming down my face heavily. I turned away from the wind and looked at him. He was looking at me worried and scared.

“What has got you so into your head there kid?” I just shook my head before looking away from him. I could feel his eyes boring into me. He huffed before flying us off somewhere I didn’t bother to pay attention too. As soon as he set me down, I pulled away from him and put distance between us. I heard him make a noise of confusion and his wing flap in annoyance.

“Thank you.” I whispered.

“You scared me kid. Why the hell did you run? Into traffic no less. Who was that bitch?” He asked stepping closer.

“She is my bad day at work.” I saw wiping tears from my face.

“Oh. She’s the witch from work you’ve told me about.” He realized. I nodded. “You know what she said isn’t true right?” He said after a few moments of silence.

“Hard to believe when everyone says the same thing just with different context.” I told him, turning to walk away.

“No, no, no.” He gripped my arm gently, pulling back close. He reached up and took my bag and cardigan before just dropping them behind him. “I want you to listen to me, not them.” He said pointing to himself. He ducked his head in close. “You being quirkless does not make you who you are and the people who judge you based upon that are not worth your time.”

“But…”

“No buts. Their opinion is invalid. Did she make you believe that you were not worthy of even being near me because you’re quirkless?” He asked and I nodded. He sighed sadly. I let out a tiny sob.

“I am sorry.”

“No, no. Shh.” He took off his gloves and set his hands on my cheeks. “I don’t care that you are quirkless. I became friends with you because of who you are, what you have in here.” He pointed to my heart. “You are genuine. That’s why I chose to have a friendship with you. You’re actually the most genuine person in my circus of a life.”

“Keigo.” I chuckled. He smiled. I grabbed onto his wrists, sniffling. “Thanks. I needed that.”

“Always.” He wiped away the tears with his thumbs. “Anytime you need to hideaway, you call me. I can get you pretty far away from everything in no time flat.”

“Okay.”

“It hurts me knowing that you have people telling you this shit or saying it behind you back. I hate having my best friend I care so much for going through this.” He said, moving his hands from my face to my shoulders. “Actually…”

“Keigo?” The change in his voice caught my attention. I looked at him just fast enough for his lips to connect with mine. I just stood there in shock, not kissing back. He pulled away and met my eyes. He cleared his throat looking and pulling away.

“I’m sorry. That was, that was stupid of me.” I could tell he was kicking himself by the look on his face. “Come on. I’ll take you, Oh!” I grabbed his shirt and pulled him back into another kiss. He immediately return, wrapping his arms tight around my waist.

“Not stupid.” I said after pulling away. We were both breathing heavy. “Definitely not stupid.”

“Got it.” He smiled before giving me another short but heavy kiss.

“I still want to hideaway right now.” I said after a few minutes of standing in comfortable silence in his arms. “Do you think you can help me with that?”

“Yeah. I got the perfect place in mind.” He said before reaching down to pick up my stuff then picking me up. I laughed as he took off into the sky.

“I am really glad I am not afraid of heights.”

[youranxiousnerd]

Showtime Thoughts

bc i am in love with julia lester

spoilers below

First off, why is this episode so short?

ngl i forgot mazzara was a regular

ricky ded besties

awww nina and the letters 

she looks very good in her dress

ashlyn and ricky look so good

“We’re screwed!”

ash and ricky are too funny like where were they this season?

chaotic and pretty best friends

sidenote, why did they go see north high’s production? 

oh my god ricky and nina are talking

SEBLOS IN THE BACKGROUND

i am taking what i can get

RICKYS FACE WITH THE CARD!!!!!!!!

my favorite part of the episode

his makeup looks very good

he looks very good

as @organic-guacamole said, he is very pretty

its been like three minutes and it already is so chaotic

yessss kourtney’s mom!!!

so howie and kourt are fine? gah since when?

“look for the shortest fork” mood

I CANNOT TAKE EJ SERIOUSLY HE LOOKS LIKE AN ANGRY BIRD

big bird ej comin at you

oh

PORTWELL DATE

wait isnt this ejs last show? is he going to miss his last afterparty for a date?

true love bitches

GINA MY LOVE

“Is he with us?”

NORTH HIGH SET OUR BEST BOI ANTOINE ON FIRE APS GET READY

seb being a supportive boyfriend is everything i needed

jenny is frazzled

i love how all the techie turned actors are nervous at some point during the episode

REDLYN CONTENT

awww thats so cute love the callback!!!

ooo howie is here

love how the writers leave a cliffhanger and then close the book before it turns to tragedy with one line

mazzara and ej, thats it

jenn what

why is mike there?

that was so unnecessary like aren’t mike and jenn over?

LILY

“did we forget to build a moat around the school” 

let ricky be single challenge

she just said “lol” i cant

props to ricky for keeping calm during the show after he saw mike and jenn

ah so lily is a child of divorce?

“lily scram”

RICKY AFTER THE CURTAIN OPENS WHY IS THIS FUNNY

STOP MAZZARA IS THE VOICE OVER

HE SOUNDS REALLY GOOD

how did ricky do that so fast-

put on gloves over the cast, makeup, and a mask?

i dont work with costumes 

AMERICA EXPLAIN

The one scene we get from the show...

Yay Steph!!!!

“Big Red has not thrown up in twenty minutes” ashlyn’s little smile

“she heard wrong”

someone please explain how spotlighting the judge is a good idea it makes it seem like things went wrong

“Carlos is a seasoned professional” honey carlos is on the verge of a mental breakdown

“He says help

Communication

Seb translating for Carlos is beautiful dramatic, yes, but im right. 

im so proud of them. they go from not talking for a week to seb being able to tell how carlos is feeling based off a stoic expression.

SOULMATE SHIT

IM SORRY NO BOP TO THE TOP CALLBACK

LIKE NONE

WHO WANTS TO RIOT WITH ME?!?!

wait so carlos goes from on the verge of a mental breakdown to full on performing and speaking?!?!?!? Speaking well too, not stumbling.

he looks so comfortable on stage when not even ten minutes ago he looked like he was going to vomit?

h e l p

ashlyn’s little laugh!

NINI IS A FORK IM LAUGHING THIS IS GREAT

big red lookin’ at his girl

ricky what are you doing?

ASHLYN AND GINA

I QUIT THEY’RE ADORABLE

GET IT KOURTNEY

howie’s little mouth drop

i cant with sebs costume i should not be laughing how is he able to do a kick line

ASHLYN MY LOVE

be our guest was enjoyable. it had a lot of moving parts. frankie and dara sounded really good. it’ll probably grow on me the more i listen to it.

is it just me or did be our guest lack some energy?

NATIALIE IS SO AGGRESSIVE

awww gina bb

portwell!!

“my mom sent me jordan fisher”

big red and ricky!!!

...what is big red doing? has he been faking sick?

“PLEASE EVERYONE REMAIN IN THE SAME ROLE YOU STARTED IN” 

BEST LINE OF THE SEASON OMFG 

alright what the hell is up with howie?!?

kourtney is so excited and then downer howie comes to ruin it

nina just write “thanks for being the best bro and glad youre not dead”

btw kourtney and gina look really good in their costumes

ASHLYN!!!!

SHES SO PRETTY THANK YOU

redlyn!!

gina and jamie!!! 

he looks so proud

glad gina gets to see her family!

cute scene, jordan is a nice addition!

RICKY AND THE BOWL

julia lester is killing it with the vocals

big red is so in love

seb bouncing in the costume 

“she’s never looked at me that way before” evil smirk

PORTWELL GLANCES

my heart fricking stopped when carlos went on stage 

being early on your cue/missing is awful would highly not recommend

a bop to the top callback after this would have been perfect

those harmonies!!

THEYRE SO IN LOVE

ummm phone call?

CHIPS BIG SCENE

...why wasn’t seb cogsworth? 

alright that was really good. everyone (even the backup) sounded really good. portwell rights! ashlyn rights! kowie rights! acting rights! 

so mazzara and jamie?

Ashlyn is the perfect Belle fight me

“Eat it Zackey Roy!” how about “yay kiddos, nice job!”

ej’s little dance

“bc you’re ginas brother” 

he is enamored by her it is adorable

EJ CASWELL RIGHTS

“hey, jordan fisher, would you like to f up one of three stableish ships in hsmtmts?” “sure, im in!”

ej!!!

aww hopefully he doesnt take the conversation too heart. they both like each other so much.

Portwell is so enjoyable to watch.

return of the bro

ej go get your girl dont worry about her brother please

SOMEONE TOUCHED THE PROPS

all hands on deck

“Can you just jump off something high”

I seem to remember Ricky falling from something high last episode, is that correct? 

She tells this to one of her most UNSTABLE kids

Oh shit

Miss. Jenn

Wtf

like what the actually hell

look at the kids faces they’re heartbroken

Miss. Jenn why. You’re stressed about the show, but you’re not performing it. They are. They have to worry about lines and cues and pitches, not you. Miss. Jenn has literally gone at the kids this season. Opening night speech too Ash and Ricky, shutting Seb down, that comment. She has become obsessed with the Menkies and North High. It has gotten really bad. These kids have put everything into this show, even their relationships (both platonic and romantic) and that is how you repay them? 

I didn’t think they would address this, I lost hope after last week but I am so glad they’re going too.

Someone send Seb after Miss. Jenn please, let him rip into her, he would do very well.

Miss. Jenn is supposed to be the role model and she just told a kid to jump off something high.

nina has been a godsend this episode, props to her!

haven’t been the biggest nini fan this season (off and on for me), but she was very behaved this episode. 

if there is anything the east high kids are good at, it’s bullshitting their way out.

“aim for my face” character growth

I KNEW IT

LILY WHY HOW WHEN WHY 

WTF THEY END THERE I CANNOT WITH CLIFF HANGERS

I liked the episode. Didn’t love it, but liked it. I really wish we got to see more acting, like we didn’t even see Big Red and E.J go on stage. Not even the iconic yellow dress. Some of the drama is so unnecessary, like why Mike and Jenn? What is with the Kourtney and Howie drama the writers insist on having, can’t they just be happy?

Besides the whole harness incident (burn that harness and mask it is causing so many problems) the production went very well, too well. This is East High we’re talking about.

Promo thoughts because what

oo they’re sneaking, maybe Big Red’s thingy

YES ASHLYN GETTING THE LOVE SHE DESERVES

oo Kowie confession?

portwell please be okay

what is up with carlos’ hair?

so seb, miss. jenn, and carlos scene? this has the potential to be very beautiful.

“It’s not over” not this again... 

i’m thinking carlos and seb are going to talk to miss jenn.

Sidenote, if we do not get a good seblos scene I will riot.

Hopefully Miss. Jenn apologizes with a billion sorrys

rini you just broke up please dont get back together 

im scared

if it is a scene where they close the book i will be very happy

Are we getting a flash forward scene? I’m pretty sure Miss. Jenn said Menkies aren’t till two plus weeks after the show.

We know based off the promo pics Ej and Gina are at the cast party, what went wrong?

Wait do we not get to see the finale of the show?

We better see the goddamn transformation

how does lily home and core four song fit in? im more curious about the lily one.

In conclusion, I am not ready for this to be over and the transformation needs to be sent to hell.

[pleadingforattention]

Since the Given dub came out recently, I'm going to post my thoughts from when I watched the sub for the first time (this was about April 2020):

As a warning, there will be minimal consistency when I refer to characters as it took me nearly the entire anime to remember their names. My comments are also very vague... Have fun :p

1.

The dog.. adorable

Oh it's sub. Okay I can vibe with this

Oh boo you look so sad

"I'm not lonely" who are you kidding. Lowkey what a mood tho

~DePrEsSiOn NaPs~

This dude really just be sleeping on the school stairs, huh?

Of course he knows how to fix the guitar

Kageyama and Hinata look great together

Bitch you sacrificed your own nap time to help this bitch

Oh my god! TSuki

Blond Asahi too!!

Of course the one with piercings is the drummer

What a great sibling relationship depicted here

Ginger Boy be depresso

'Where's he sneaking off to?' 'Somewhere gay probably'

He just looks scary.

So he's just in the band now?

BING

The silent conversations between Kaji and Ponytail are great

Ooo THIS IS PRETTY (and so are they tbh)

Yama really be holding this entire relationship (?) together huh

Boy get back to practice

Ue really said gay confusion

His fingers are bandaged 🥺

Sato really went "It was perfect but,, it didn't have you"

2.

Episode 2 really be breaking out the L word

Sato really said "am babey"

These boys have no right being this pretty

SOMEONE JUST HUGGED SATO IN THE OPENING PRECIOUS

((my friend just laughed when I told her. I'm scared))

Sato is literally just the audience. No idea what's going, wants to learn an instrument now, in love with Eunoyama

Friend 1: skipping basketball again? Friend 2: *points to Sato, smiling* Friend 1: alright then

Further confirming Sato is me: doesn't know anyone's name

This boy really is clueless.

NO. Kaji, you get back here and say what's on your mind 😠

Haru that's adorable. Great job, sweetie

Euno has gay confusion/rage. Haru has gay panic

*casual ripped Kaji*

Motorcyclist, fancy waiter, AND security guard?? Whoever he ends up with is one lucky dude

SATO seems unapproachable? That CHILD? That precious bean??

I'm sensing Yama's picking up on the angst I shouldn't know about yet 👀

OH NO HE FROWN :(

*gay glitter floats while singing*

oh my he cry :'(

3.

This whole "I'm not lonely" thing is going to be a trope isn't it? I'm going to end up crying because of it, aren't I?

Oh we starting sad huh? Okay, FINE.

Oo, Haru jealous

I love that they know he's in love before he does

The audacity Sato possesses sometimes

OH SHIT KAJI DUMPED YAYOI

Yama is too precious with his WikiHow article

Yama has fallen hard

Sweater Haru? Absolutely. Plain button up Kaji? Maybe not...

Kenma's here too!

Trauma! Trauma! Trauma!

Oh god no the phone call

(Theory: the poor boy has cried so much he can't anymore)

When people tell you you look like you aren't thinking about anything and they're right but it's only to stop the tears haha am I right guys

Gay rage. That's it.

I'm sorry. A capella singing is not for me. He's beautiful but this is so cringey

He's trying so hard, aw

4.

Yama's writing a love sooonnngg

~And he can only be awakened by true love shouting his name across the entire room

Sato's smug ass smirk. Yama's whipped folks

I've never seen so many cinnamon rolls act so threatening before

Yama looks into the frickin camera my lord

Haru's ugly shoes match his guitar case 🙄

Yama just wants to see his baby happy

His contact photo for Sato is his pupper 🥺

Sato really is clueless. He must be protected

Oh chickie's friend about to spill some tea

5.

Haru has amazing hair. Good for him :)

This is the first time I saw the lyrics for the opening. Nooo

Bro that's gay

Haru I feel omg awww

Oop flashback 👀

Saaaaammme Haru. Kaji be fine as hell

I'm waiting for something bad to happen to Kaji. Or some sort of shoe to drop. This is all going too well

Oh no 2 mugs

Oh NO a brunette

Yama is always asleep

Haru is definitely getting drunk on purpose

Drunk actions are sober thoughts

"MEH. TOO MUCH WORK."

Haru got cock blocked by alcohol being alcohol lol

*Cue cute montage of band bonding

(They're always showing airplanes in the sky. Is this some sort of symbolism?)

THIS MF BITCH JUST OUTED HIM. HOW RUDE 🤬

I didn't know it was his bf 😥 I thought it was his brother

Don't get involved with him. Ya couldn't have told him that before he fell head over heels for his oblivious ass ??

6.

Oh no, him.

Akaashi is here now too

Kaji really said Sato's the soft uwu to their hard core owo

~That's called love bromo~

Oh biTCH HE KNOWS EXACTLY HOW YOU FEEL

Haru doesn't even know the storm he just released by saying 'relationship'

Sato just accidentally got dark very quickly.

That dog is so fine being left all alone. Suspicious.

We walking down memory lane

I'm getting real sad on memory lane and nothing's happened yet.

"I'm not lonely" but this time it hits different; it's like he actually believes it this time

Cud-dle! Cud-dle! Cud-dle!

Yama casually dies

Gee, I wonder what his lyrics could be 🤔 ? Totally not the credits or whatever. Absolutely not

(I took a break bc I was tired and it was 2am)

7.

Oo yes the Kaji background I've been waiting for

Haru really is like Asahi, precious

They sure do love their vending machine beverages.

One hit K.O.

Yama asking Kaji, who is openly bi, if there's something wrong with him for liking a guy is too precious

Is Sato falling more in love or is his heart breaking? I can't tell at this point

*awkward cartoon accordion music plays*

Just when I think we're never going to get back to Kaji, here we go

Ngl Mysterious Brunet is kinda cute. Good for Kaji

When you need a hug so bad and someone finally gives you one

8.

Sato's little sweater tucked into his jeans aww

We haven't actually seen Yuki yet, have we?

I cannot tell if Kaji's home life is flashbacks or real. I am confused and intrigued

They've ramped up the number of slow, dramatic montages. Stuff's getting serious

This is awkward...

YES SATO!! FEEL YOUR FEELS

Why does Kashima need to be forgiven? What did he know??

No Sato!! 😢 (no wonder he said he didn't have a dad)

A whole ass episode. Give me the damn performances!!!

9.

This episode better be amazing or gay I stg

Haru really came in here being like 'Broken strings happen all the time? Fix it and let's move on. C'mon guys'

I'm waiting for Sato to just bust out some spectacular vocals from nowhere and everyone will be Shook™ (especially Yama)

(When replacing guitar strings, do you have to replace them all at the same time? That seems wasteful but I understand why one would)

Sato is so soft but he is so b r o a d

YES. BE SHOOK

Kaji's little smile of approval :')

No I did not have to pause to restrain from crying. What? Who would do that? Certainly not me 😳

*finishes singing a song about his dead bf* *immediately gets kissed but new love interest*

"I'm not lonely"

So our precious little cinnamon roll isn't so innocent after all

10.

Oh she having a breakdown fellas. She cutting her haiiirrrr

Rewind??

He did a damn rewind for his own life! Aha

At least she had someone's hand to hold. He was up there all alone

Music video! Music video!

Sure you will. Just leave after stopping in. Totally won't stay any longer

JUST FIVE MORE MINUTES

Yama said 'I may not have been your first but would you mind me being your last?'

Oh my god this was the first time he felt like he was allowed to talk. Without being hurt. Or reprimanded. Or any consequences. I need to give this poor boy a hug 😭

Sato being so blunt is perfect ("my dead boyfriend's mom..." so casually)

Kaji is such a Dad I love him

Oop is Kenma gay for Akaashi ? 👀 (or vice versa. Probably more vice versa)

Not a fan of Mysterious Brunet -_-

Yama's a simp

Yama is WHIPPED by this boy

Sato may be quiet but he certainly knows what he wants

Oh shit the L word already?

11.

Yama kissed him and he's shocked that he likes him back?

This whole 'internal dialogue' thing is great

Haru and Kaji: dating within the band is a big no-no, huh Yama: oh no but I <3 Sato Haru and Kaji, also: sexual tension whomst?

Everyone babies Sato

The winter coats are so extra

They are not a serious band. Of course that was a bad idea.

Does his stylist friend,, not know??

Give me your hand. It's dangerous.

Haru . Wants a, girlfriend? Oh? (Boys are a pain tho, I feel)

I want more?? How did Yuki die? Is Kaji dating Brunet or is he really just a roommate? Can Haru and Kaji just get together already??

~~

Congrats on making it to the end of this mess! Remember how I said I couldn't remember any of their names? This was the key I used while I was watching:

{Sato-ginger, Eunoyama-Tobio, Kaji-piercings, Haruki-ponytail, Yayoi-sister}

Needless to say I've learned a lot about this show since I wrote this. I'm excited to see how the dub turned out!