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[blamemma]

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So, i saw that post going round about VtM vampires at Cons. The one that references Canon Vampire Jan DutchName. And i was all "@mourningafterdark who the hell's that?" They gave me the brief deets, and it got me thinking about how few canon VtM characters i actually could name.

Thus, i give you:

Canon VtM characters i can name (for a given value of name).

(Excluding Antedeluvians and earlier.) (Also excluding Bloodlines characters.)

Mithras. Ventrue.

The Man, The Myth, The Absolute Legend. Prince of London, King of English vampdom, Archbishop of Banterbury. In my head he's played by a more Iranian-looking Matt Berry. Took a bomb to the face, then fought a Werewolf Pack (or vise-versa?). Hates the Tremere cos they did his boy Rodge dirty. Literally a Golden God, so boss his whole bloodline takes less sun damage. Every other Ventrue canon chara can go home.

Roger "Rodge" de Camden. Hecata/Cappadocian.

Mithras' butler and boyfriend. Came back from the even more dead. Probably eternally looking into the camera like he's on the Office. Wears a skull, maybe? Matthew Dawkins' sort of self-insert.

Sasha Vykos. Tzimisce.

A Bad Bitch. A nonbinary icon. Sabbat big name. Once threw their balls at The Man. Got significantly less cool after that though. The Eldest got them pregnant this one time.

The Man Who Vykos Threw Their Balls At. Ventrue.

Like, head of the Camarilla or something. Probably a dick.

Theo Bell. Brujah, i think?

Seems like a dude? Swapped sides? Probably cool.

Yorak. Tzimisce.

A trans icon. Started the Cathedral of Flesh. Then annoyed the Cathedral of Flesh by trying to turn Dracula. So the Cathedral of Flesh ate him. Fair.

The Cathedral of Flesh. Tzimisce-ish.

Your Honour, i am just a simple monster-fucker, and i love them. They can do no wrong. Just a big ol' building made of bodies, roaming the Carpathian Mountains like an x-rated Howl's Moving Castle. i hope they're a hivemind.

Ruthervan? Tzimisce.

Kind of a wet. Saw the Eldest not die, then gets brutally trolled by them. Surprised the Eldest didn't make him pregnant too.

Helena & Maeneleus. Toreador & maybe also Toreador? Or Brujah.

Eternally big mad at each other. Is it about Carthage, i think it's about Carthage. Helena kept her ghoul boyfriend alive for, like, two thousand years. So mad props for that. He kept her under a nightclub for a bit?

That One Lady Malk who's Prince of Wales. Malkavian.

Doing her best. Probably needs a Spa Night. All the respect.

Monty Coven. Banu Haqim.

A London gent. Calls you "bruv." Ate Mithras this one time, and wishes he hadn't. i imagine he has the same sort of energy as Tom Hardy in the Venom 2 ad. Only instead of an alien, it's a Golden God with Big Dick Energy.

The Science Malk, Dr Something. Malkavian.

Nerd. Discovered the Blood Point in universe. Doing Science for the people who are not still alive.

Cuthbert "Daddy" Beckett. Gangrel.

Another nerd. Wrote a tell-all book about every vampire he fucked. Fandom is big horny for him? i don't quite see it, but i respect his vibe. Probably has cat ears.

Tremere Big Boys Who Aren't Mr Tremere. Tremere.

Ugh. The worst wizards. At least two of them are dating. Named after Asterix characters, maybe?

Tremere Girl, Carna? Tremere.

Made gargoyles. Maybe a "girlboss" stereotype. But she did go rogue, and seems to care about her gargoyle babies, so i'll allow it.

The Capuchin. Hecata... probably.

Probably not five undead monkeys in a robe. Stepped in to make all the Hecata play nicely together. Refuses to accept title of <strike>Daddy Hecata</strike> Clan Leader. Probably a time traveller. i imagine them played by Patrick Troughton (the second Doctor Who).

The Dracon, Michael, and the Boring One. Tzimisce, Toreador, Ventrue.

Epic doomed threesome that Made Constantinople Great. The Eldest was against the relationship, ordered the Dracon to come home, and sent the Dracon's three-headed brother to go get him when he refused. Dracon ripped all three heads off in what i'm assuming was an Absolutely Epic Fight. They all eventually broke up when Micheal tried to get the other two <strike>puppies</strike> Childes (in an obvious attempt to keep together a flagging relationship).

BABA FUCKING YAGA. Nos.

i nearly didn't count her 'cos she's practically an antedeluvian. Rules Siberia with big iron claws. Everyone is scared of her. Fair.

[sunsmileymona]

GET TO KNOW ME TAG!

I was tagged by my lovely @pikayeollie, thank you so much baby ✨ 💛

Rules: Tag 10 followers you’d like to get to know better!

Name: Monika

Birth Year: 1996

Sign: Scorpio

Height: 161 cm

Put your playlist on shuffle and name the first 4 songs:

1) Say My Name - Ateez

2) Forever - EXO

3) Thanks - Seventeen

4) Lost In The Dream - Monsta X

(oops, my playlist decided to play only kpop)

Grab the nearest book, turn to page 23, what’s the 17th line?

“At least for most of us” - The Intruders by Michael Marshall

Ever had a poem or song written about you? I think, no

When was the last time you played air guitar? Uh...Not so long ago, maybe a month? When Queen played in my headphones I just had to ~

Celebrity crushes? No surprise, Park Chanyeol 💛 (and some more probably)

What’s a sound you hate/love? I can’t stand the sound of a baby crying and I love the sound of waves

Do you believe in ghosts? I must say yes

Do you believe in aliens? ...Honestly? I don’t know

Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed? Nope, I do not have a driving license

Last book you read? Closer by Roderick Gordon & Brian Williams

Do you like the smell of gasoline? Oh, I hate it...

The last movie you saw? Asterix and Obelix: the Secret of the Magic Potion

Do you have any obsessions right now? Writing small fanfics/imagines, a little bit. Maybe making gifs too. Oh and dancing!

Do you tend to hold grudges? Never in my entire life

Are you in a relationship right now? Nope

I’d like to tag: @zupcia, @baekberrie, @park-chan-yall, @yeolslove, @baristaeri and anyone who would like to do this tag!

Do it only if you want to, don’t feel bad or pressured if you ain’t feeling like doing it, xoxo 💝

[vivid-cosplay]

Tagged by @tuliharja - thank you! Well it’s probably first time I’m tagged in something like that on Tumblr. It’s a suprise for me cuz I stopped posting my own stuff here. I’m only reblogging stuff from other artist that I adore. So I’ve never though that sb can follow me and wanted to know more about me :o It’s really nice to be noticed. Sorry for my poor English. Rules: Tag nine people you want to know better. Relationship status: Single. Fav color: Hard to say. Dark red, purple and brown mostly but it depends if we’re talking about art or hair colour or colour of my clothes...  Top ships: For now mostly from Naruto. TobiMada, NaruSasu and ItaDei are my top. I like more but love that three. Also from other series: always Shizaya from Drrr!!. From Psycho-Pass: Kogami x Makishima. And I used to love 6918 and 10069 from KHR! series but I’m not so hyped for that series anymore. So my fav ships are mostly angsty and love-hate relationships, I find them interesting. Also I adore Newt x Tina from Fantastic Beasts, they’re cute. Last song: that one but I was listening to all playlist with very different songs Last movie:  Asterix & Obelix: Mission Cleopatra Tagging (no pressure to answer, though): well I know that few ppl that I’m going to tag have already done that challenge but still... I want to tag you to let you know that I like your posts! @blackberreh-art @avenger-hawk @copyninken @crystallized-shadow @rukazaya @tobiramanojutsu @artexplosione @shitnarutosays @sinyaru it should be more but 9 is 9

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Get to Know Me Tag

mkay guess I got tagged in this so like let's do it I guess

Rules: Tag 10 followers you'd like to get to know better

Birth year: 2000

Star Sign: Scorpio

Height: 164 cm (5'3)

Put your playlist on shuffle and list the first 4 songs:

Valkyrie - ONEUS

One and Only - B.I (iKON)

Hala Hala - ATEEZ

Giddy Up - The Boyz

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 23, what is line 17?

"Dogmatix doesn't like people hurting trees... He loves trees... I won't do it again Dogmatix, I promise!" - Asterix and the Normans

(I don't have books I have comics rip)

Have you ever had a song or poem written about you?

I don't think so? I hope not, I really don't like that kind of romantic gesture and if somebody did write a song/poem about me, tbh I'd find it a little bit disturbing.

(omg I sound so mean in that sentence T~T I promise I'm not mean)

When was the last time you played air guitar?

...today.

Celebrity Crushes?

Choi San (ATEEZ), Jung Wooyoung (ATEEZ), Han Jisung (Stray Kids), Kim Hanbin (iKON) and Im Changkyun (Monsta X)!!

What's a sound that you hate? Love?

Hate: the sound of nails been drawn down a chalkboard, tearing paper, scraping and dragging feet on the ground.

Love: my own laughter (I'm not narcissistic, the sound of my laughter actually makes me laugh, so like, I'm still laughing 5 minutes after something funny has happened), other people's laughter, tHe sOUnD oF kANg yEOsAnG'S bEaUTiFUL sINgInG vOIcE 😩😩 gIVE hIM lINeS kQ

Do you believe in ghosts?

Not really, but I'm a paranoid bitch so whenever I hear some weird noise I go, "aw shit I'm gonna get possessed tonight"

Do you believe in aliens?

Of course! We can't really be the only life in the universe, can we? I don't go hunting for aliens, but I definitely think that they exist.

Do you drive? If so, have you crashed?

Yep! I can definitely drive, and nope, I haven't crashed. At least not yet anyways.

What was the last book you read?

uhh I don't know if comics count as books, but the last thing I read was Asterix and the Soothsayer.

Do you like the smell of gasoline?

Weird question but kinda, I can tolerate the smell but I'm not gonna go sniffing around for the stuff.

Last movie you've seen?

Bohemian Rhapsody! I went to go see it with my grandma, and I thought it was a really good movie!

Worst injury you've ever had?

I've never had an injury worse than a bruised rib.

Do you have any obsessions right now?

Just K-Pop for now lmao, and I wouldn't call it an obsession but I'm also into anime!

Do you tend to hold grudges?

It depends on who the person is and what they did!

In a relationship?

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

nope :D

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okie dokie I'll tag @yukheiismylady @uwu-seungminnie @kazsou @42racha @cutieyeosanggie @kqfellazbitch @peachyeosang @choichanheehee @jamjamismyjam and @hellevatored

I hope most of these people actually follow me lol

please don't hesitate to ask me questions about my questionable answers