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[heffrondriving]

how about this big brain idea : kendall has two hands? so jo on the right and carlos to the left.

they are dating one another. sorry i don't make the rules around here. just kendall with both his girlfriend and boyfriend.

that's it. that's all i have. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

okay why was i momentarily concerned when i first read the phrase "kendall has two hands" gjfjfjk i need to throw my rotted brain in the garbage disposal i think (눈_눈)

OMG YES FR BC I HONESTLY THOUGHT OF THAT TOO!!!!! the only thing that held me back from fully selling myself into it is that i'm not really sure i could see carlos and jo together romantically??? yes even with my foolish penchant for the rarest of pairs ever to rarepair in this dangt fandom *cries over the four i'm singlehandedly carrying rn* idk but they are just like. sibling-vibes Besties to me or smth. is that a hot take or ;/ but alternatively if you mean another ot3 scenario where kendall is a shared boyfriend between jo and carlos then yo that'd be pretty sick actually THE ULTIMATE KENDALL KNIGHT BISEXUAL EXPERIENCE SIGN ME TF UP!!! 💗💜💙 IMAGINE HOW CHAOTIC THAT IS.....THE INSANE POTENTIAL.…..I'M THINKING BIG TIME CRUSH OR BIG TIME RESCUE BUT EVEN WORSE BC THE SINGLE FUNCTIONAL BRAINCELL IS ALSO SHARED BETWEEN THE TRIO AJAJAJAJ

and now presenting a Dumb Thing i slammed out in five minutes smack dab in the middle of office hours entitled...

̥۪͙۪˚┊ ❛ SHARING IS CARING ❜ ┊˚ ̥۪͙۪◌

Jo: Hey, it's my turn with Kendall now!

Carlos: What?! Unfairrr you already had him for like fifteen minutes longer yesterday!

Jo: Well duh, we were watching a movie, Los. What do you want us to do, not finish the ending?

Carlos: Hmph, I guess not...but you never even thought to invite me to your supertastic sleepover or whatever...

Jo: It was Stephanie's new Gore Galore of the Graveyard Ghoul movie, which means you'd get awful nightmares if you watched it aaand probably use that as an excuse to solo-cuddle Kendall and hog him for the rest of the night, which would actually be unfair.

Carlos: What??? N-noooo pssshh I haha, I wouldn't...do...such an evil scheme...*nervously slaps at helmet*

Jo: Anyway, we're even because you totally snuck in way more kisses anyway—and I would know because Kendall's breath smelled like corndogs all day.

Carlos: You don't hear me complaining when Ken-ken's breath has an oniony stink to it!

Jo: *gasps scandalously*

Carlos: Yeah, like that. Wait—what are you—

Jo: *smiles sweetly as she grabs Carlos's arm and easily judo-slams him onto the carpet*

Kendall: h e l p

SJKDSJK THIS IS PURE CRACK IDFK WHAT I'M WRITING ANYMORE I'M SO SORRY EVERYONE HAD TO WITNESS THIS UTTER DEGENERACY 💀 though srs if i end up writing this ot3 fic i'm entirely blaming it on you maddy hehe (๏็ટૄ◟๏็ ) but i have to actually write first in order to accomplish that miracle,,, more at eleven folks *sobs shakes screams at exponential piles of unfinished wip drafts i'm miserably drowning under*