#only for mike to turn around and start dating will and it's like bruh i cannot catch a break

[kissmejusttokissme]

Jim Hopper in the Steddie Twilight AU:

(Quick intro to say that Hopper is one of the characters that needs the least tweaking to fit into the AU because he is actually just a grumpier Charlie Swan. I literally would just have to replace some of the names in this extract from the Twilight Characters Wikipedia pages and voila, Jim Hopper.

Charlie Swan is Bella Swan's father and works as police chief in Forks. His hobbies include fishing with Harry Clearwater and Billy Black, as well as watching various sports on TV. Charlie married Bella's mother, Renée, just after they both graduated from high school, and they soon had Bella. Renée divorced Charlie not long after and moved to Phoenix, Arizona with Bella. Bella later mentions that Charlie still has not quite gotten over her mother. He became accustomed to living alone. [...] At the end of Breaking Dawn, he and Sue Clearwater have developed a romantic relationship.

Which is pretty much what I've done with a few Lil tweaks and headcanons thrown in.)

Hopper used to be chief of police for Hawkins before the death of his daughter Sara. The bereavement caused Hopper and his wife to divorce and sent Hopper into a deep depression. After that, he quit the force and took up a job as a park ranger for the nearby national park and pretty much retreated from society except for when he'd visit the few friends he still had in Hawkins.

These friends include Joyce Byers, who he sees a lot because of the shelter she runs and the veterinary services she offers; Joyce's boyfriend, Bob Newby, an old classmate who Hopper often goes hunting with; Benny Hammond, a childhood friend who Hopper leant on the most after his daughter died; and Murray Bauman, who Hopper met while on the force and kind of just got stuck with.

Hopper is introduced to the supernatural side of Hawkins when his friend Benny finds Eleven wandering the woods around his diner. He gives Eleven to Hopper to take care of and is subsequently killed by Dr Brenner's men, who stage the death like an animal attack.

Hopper manages to keep El safe for years without the people of Hawkin's even knowing that she exists and develops a father-like relationship with her despite being terrified of losing another kid. This leads him to be overly protective and ends with her running away.

Which is where Eleven meets Will Byers while he's being hunted by Henry and keeps him alive. After seeing Henry, who used Eleven to commit a massacre at the lab they were being held, drives Eleven to return back home to Hopper where she stays for another year.

Around this time the murders in Hawkins start to get worse. Bob Newby is killed while out hunting and three high-schoolers are also found dead in various locations around town. The police are scrambling for answers, blame is being placed on innocent people (like Eddie), and the residents of Hawkins are out for blood.

Long story short, Hopper needs to let Eleven help fight with the gang. She's the key to saving Hawkins and preventing more death and destruction but she's also Hopper's daughter and he's already lost one daughter, he'll be damned if he loses another. So he agrees on the one condition that he gets to fight too.

(Which means spending a lot more time with Joyce Byers and her boys...)

[beepbeeprichiellc]

Please do a part 2 to the “I thought you loved me” I’m such a slut for angst and your writing is so good and wow it was incredible

You asked for it bruh.... Part 1

Eddie looked between the two snacks, chewing on his bottom lip while contemplating his choices. He had one job and was afraid he was going to make the wrong decision thus ruining the entire night. It was as stupid thought but it drilled itself so deep into his psyche that he was sure that if he bought M&M’s instead of Red Vines and it wasn’t the right choice then they would be literally thrown into his face as result. 

That was his anxiety speaking. 

It was something Eddie had always carried with him and at one point he actually had it under control but sometime in the past year the medication seemed to lose its effect thus allowing the anxious thoughts to creep back. It had been a rough life leading up to this moment, one full of self doubt and depleting thoughts but finally there was something to fill the void in his chest and the future seemed a bit brighter. 

Shrugging he decided to just buy both, figuring if either was wrong then he had the backup to give away. His phone buzzed in his pocket and Eddie didn’t need to look to know that it was Mike asking if he was on his way or not. Turning heel he sought out the cash register but was stopped by a scruffy figure standing right behind him. The sudden realization made Eddie jump, his heart leaping into his throat. 

“Hey Eds.” Richie said, awkwardly waving at him. 

“Holy fuck Richie, you scared the shit out of me.” He breathed, bringing the Red Vines to his chest to shush his pounding heart. “How long have you been standing there?” 

“Long enough to watch you debate between those two snacks.” 

It was supposed to be a joke but Eddie didn’t feel like indulging the poor excuse for laughter. Instead he looked at his ex-really looked at him for the first time in over a year. Eddie had heard through the grapevine that the girl that had gotten between the two of them had left him some time after they had started dating and now was engaged to be married. There had been an expectation for Richie to seek out Eddie after that but that had never happened and instead Eddie had endured thirteen months of learning to love himself rather than anyone else. It had nearly killed him. 

Apart of him was thankful for the radio silence. If Richie had come then he would have taken him back without so much as a second thought and allowed all of his actions to be forgiven. Eddie had grown without his boyfriend and now was standing at the forefront of a new life, that would have never been possible with Richie and for that he owed this man more than he could ever give. 

“H-how have you been Eds?” 

“Fantastic, is that what you want me to say?” Richie flinched at his harshness but Eddie wanted to cut all of the formalities and get to the point, he was already late as is. “Or terrible, which one are you fishing for?” 

“Come on, don’t be like that” Richie sighed, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly. “I’m just trying to-” 

“I know.” Eddie mumbled, feeling a little guilty for his sudden reaction. “Sorry Richie, I just-I guess I wasn’t expecting to see you. It’s been so long that I figured you just moved away,” 

“I did.” He said, shifting his weight from one foot to another. “After being dumped I went back home for a bit, spent time with my parents and trying to get my shit together.” There was a pause like he was waiting for Eddie’s approval but when it never came he finished with, “I just got back a few weeks ago.” 

“Well welcome back I guess.” Eddie shrugged, “Look I’m running behind, it was nice to see you but I’ve gotta get going.” 

“I want to talk.” Richie blurted then, the mess of words sounding like a string of vulnerability. “I know that things didn’t end on good terms but fuck Eds, I miss you. I miss you so much and I never stopped thinking about-even when I was with her. I fucked up and if you just give me a chance, I know that I could-” 

“I’m seeing someone.” Eddie found himself saying, stopping Richie’s speech. He wondered if Richie had practiced it, if he had stayed up late to rehearse over and over until it was perfect. Secretly Eddie hoped so. He hoped that the truth hurt Richie just as much it did for him that fateful night. 

Richie blinked, stunned. “Wh-Is it serious?” 

“I don’t know.” Eddie answered honestly, “It’s only been a month but I owe it to him to tell you.” 

“Oh.” 

It felt like Eddie should apologize, but there was nothing to apologize for. Instead he nodded his head and confidently spoke, “Yeah, he’s a great guy actually. His name is-”

“I don’t want to know.” Richie put up his hands as if to shield himself from the truth. “Sorry but I think it’s just easier not knowing.” 

“I understand.” And he did. 

Richie licked his lips, and Eddie could practically see the wheels in his head turning. “Does he make you happy?” 

“He makes me feel safe.” Eddie answered, “And that’s what I need.” 

“Right.” Richie let out a hollow laugh, the shape of it sad and disfigured. “Well I hope this guys knows how lucky he is.” 

“I’m the lucky one.” 

Richie smiled, this time it was honest and true atop of his face. “Goodbye Eds.” 

“Goodbye Richie.” 

----

“Finally!” Mike mused as Eddie walked through the apartment door. “I thought you got lost at the store! I was about to call for a search party!” 

“Sorry.” Eddie mumbled, handing over the bag with candy and forcing a smile. “I wasn’t really sure what you wanted so I got Red Vines and M&M’s.” 

“You know I would have eaten whatever you got.” Mike replied, soothing over the anxiety that Eddie had over the entire ordeal. “But I appreciate the extra effort.” Gently he leaned in and placed a kiss onto Eddie’s cheek, it was sweet and slow just like Mike himself. This should have made Eddie melt but instead he flinched. Miked noticed this because of fucking course he does and allowed the space to resume between them. “Somethings wrong.” 

It wasn’t a question. 

Eddie knew he couldn’t lie Mike, doing that this early in a relationship would surely be the arrow that killed them. So he answered truthfully, “I ran into Richie at the store.” 

“You’re ex?” 

“Yeah.” 

Mike sat on the back of the couch, his aura open and kind just like it always was. “What did he want?” 

“He wanted to talk.” Eddie said, peeling off of his jacket and tossing it onto the kitchen counter. He didn’t dare to look at Mike, fearful of his reaction. “Gave me the speech.” 

“That doesn’t surprise me.” Mike mumbled, rubbing the stubble on his chin. “He was stupid to let you go in the first place.” 

Eddie sighed, “Mike-”

“Did you tell him about us?” He interjected, moving back to his feet. There was no anger and judgment in his question but rather an actual curiosity. 

“I did.” 

“Really?” 

Eddie was taken aback by his surprised tone, like whatever they have been doing for the past month meant so little to Eddie that he wouldn’t mention it to Richie. It was a turn, and Eddie could feel Mike’s vulnerability from across the room. “Of course, why wouldn’t I?” 

Mike shrugged, “We haven't been together that long, I didn’t know if you would have actually told him.” 

“Well I did.” 

“Do you still love him?” Mike asked, shoving his hands into his front pocket and rocking his weight from heel to ball. 

Eddie knew that Mike was the textbook definition of a good guy, if Eddie showed any discomfort or hesitation he backed off, if Eddie would have came here tonight and told Mike he was going to go back to Richie then Mike would have wished them the best of luck and actually have meant it. He was too good for this world, too good for Eddie himself. “Maybe, somewhere deep down I think I always will.” 

Mikes face dropped, “I see.” 

“But that doesn’t matter, Richie chose his path and I’m choosing mine.” Eddie walked over to his boyfriend and kissed him sweetly, burning the taste to memory. As he pulled away he looked up to Mike and added, “Now come on, let’s start the movie.” 

Mike snaked his arms around his waist, “Okay. if that’s what you really want.” 

“It is.” 

And it was.

[potionsmasters]

Maya daddy please share your favourite fics (doesn't have to be just Snarry). You shared that Spirk fic long ago and I want more

Ohh baby you’re in for it now ;)

Severus Snape/Harry Potter (Harry Potter)

This Time of Ours by emynn (complete; 35k+)Severus Snape wasn’t supposed to die. Neither was Harry Potter. 

Snape: The Home Fries Nazi by pir8fancier (complete; 27k+)When Harry defeats Voldemort, all those marked by Voldemort lose their magic. Snape decamps to the United States, where he becomes a fry cook in a diner. Five years after Voldemort’s defeat, Harry comes to him for advice.

Rapture by mia_ugly (complete; 48k+)Snape sees the man, for the first time, on his twenty-fifth birthday.

A Nick in Time + the sequel Growing Pains by tiranog  (complete; 52k+ & 120k+)After a strange dream on Christmas night, Harry Potter awakes to find his world strangely altered.

Painted in the Worst Light by asecretchord (complete; 98k+)Severus survived Nagini’s bite and is now on trial before the Wizengamot. Due to a weird loophole in the law books, he has the right to choose any Ministry employee to defend him, and he chooses Auror-trainee, Harry Potter. 

Hints From Severus by cruisedirector, Dementordelta (complete; 27k+)When Rita Skeeter seeks Snape’s help with a household advice column, Snape reads a letter from a correspondent with a familiar problem.

Unregistered by htdcd (complete; 72k+)Harry gets a unique opportunity to get to know Severus Snape. Who knew Snape would turn out to be a cat person?

The Courtship of Harry Potter by dkwilliams (complete; 27k+) Another teacher’s interest in Harry Potter forces a reluctant Snape to compete for the young man affections.

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Sam Winchester/Dean Winchester*** (Supernatural) ( i can’t believe i wrote Dead Winchester in the original post what a fkin typo amiright)

Courting Death by theproblematique (complete; 50k+)Sam Winchester lived the first six months of his life in a happy family; the next twelve years as John Winchester’s only son, and the last decade as an orphan. He’s supposed to die at twenty-two trying to save the woman he loves from a fire, because he doesn’t have a brother to pull him back. But the night Sam meets his Reaper he discovers that Death is overly fond of pop-culture references, too beautiful to be real, and reluctant to kill him.(I love this fic more than words can describe tbh)

The Truth in the Lie by flawedamythyst (complete; 62k+)Sam and Dean pretend to be gay lovers while they hunt a monster on a bus tour of Nova Scotia. (I love a good fake dating fic like hell yea bruh)

Fumbling in the Dark: Love Advice For the Romantically Impaired by leonidaslion (complete; 72k+)True Love really is blind…

—–

Harvey Specter/Mike Ross (Suits)

Not the Worst Step-Dad in the History of Everything by Pookaseraph (complete; 15k+)When the son he never knew he had is deposited on his doorstep by Child Protective Services, Harvey does the kindest thing he knows how to do: put Mike Ross on the case. Mike responds by doing what he does best: get emotionally attached to the client.

Wear My Name by LunarFlare14 (complete; 55k+)Harvey has always put on a good show at work. He has put a lot of effort into the smoke and mirrors act, and it had worked to his advantage- until now. Backed into a corner by a law he can’t side-step, he decides Mike is his only way out. They’re getting married, and Mike really has no say in it. (Based off “The Proposal” which is one of my fave romcoms)

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Sebastian Michaelis/Ciel Phantomhive (Kuroshitsuji)

Under These City Streets by DisgruntledMinion (complete; 90k+)The city held many secrets: hidden pathways that led to a hole in the wall restaurant boasting the best pizza in town or that the dinky looking building off Hickory Ave. was an upscale club. That creatures of the night existed among humans was not one of them. Ciel only wished he remembered that those same beings kept secrets of their own.(hands down the best vampire!AU I’ve ever read. I’m not kidding) 

Erik Lehnsherr/Charles Xavier (X-Men)

The House Spouse by Butterynutjob (complete; 78k+)Erik Lehnsherr is an out-and-proud gay author, columnist, and television personality (a la Dan Savage). Charles Xavier is a straight widower with two children who hosts a radio show dispensing (somewhat conservative) advice about sex and love to teenagers (a la Drew Pinsky). Their mutual attraction is undeniable, and yet, frustratingly, Charles still denies it. Erik figures with the right opportunity, Charles will act on his feelings, and when the opportunity to ‘bid’ on Charles to be his ‘spouse’ for the week comes up, Erik wins the auction.

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Hank Anderson/Connor (Detroit:Become Human)

Sweet Dreams Are Made of This by MorganOfTheFey (complete; 66k+)Connor has a three year seduction plan to make Hank love him back, and it starts with getting the lieutenant into his bed.(hilarious fic, made me laugh so fkin hard, also sweet&kinky)

Autodidact by yohan (complete; 11k+)After installing new sensory upgrades, Connor’s life begins to change.(this fic is short but it makes me feel A Lot)

A Tourist in a Dream by Octobig (wip; 164k+)(there’s a reason everyone is screaming about this fic and that’s because it’s amazing thanks for coming to my TED talk)

Skin Deep by bughnrahk (complete; 53k+)Hank is 53 years old. He’s never had a soul mark, doesn’t have a soul mate. And he’s fine with that. He cheated the system once and it cost him everything he had. Never again.When August 2038 rolls around and the number ‘313 248 317 - 51’ appears on his arm in perfect Cyberlife Sans font, exactly where a soul mark should be, Hank wants nothing to do with it.

eighteen wheels on an uphill climb by blackeyedblonde (wip; 73k+)Hank is going to die. He’s going to die right here in Kentucky, 53 years old, halfway to broke, and tragically sober. Survived only by a nine-year-old St. Bernard and the 31-year-old twink who delivered the fatal blow.(this fic is my current obsession. I’m not kidding. I reread the WHOLE FIC every time a new chapter comes out. this will put me in an early grave)

[justtwilightshitposts-blog]

So I got high as fuck and watched Twilight for the first time in 6 years and made a list of the thoughts running through my head. Anyways it’s under the cut, enjoy lol

Dramatic entry....

I don’t understand what she’s saying

Oh my god look at her stupid fucking cactus it’s so small and dumb

Why does she sound so miserable

Charlie her hair?? Really??

How is their house so big with one fucking bathroom

Charlie really had someone else decorate her room omg

Why is he such a good fucking dad. I want to cry

“Still dancin”..... aight, billy 

Jacob looks so fucking angsty

She’s so excited about this huge ugly piece of shit truck how is she straight

Did it ever get explained in the series where the fuck Jacob goes to school

“Nice ride” ahah SOOOO FUNNY

I don’t remember his name but why is he such a try hard

*Ball comes at Bella* bella: fUCK

Jessica: stay the FUCK away from my man

Jessica you weird

Mike stop

Who tf is that dude omg he just took his fucking chair

“FEATURES DEAD, ANGELA”

Oh my god Jess when she says eating disorders aakkskakdn

This background music does not fit the characters

Yeah they live together omg

How convenient. A family full of people who fuck each other except ONE

HIS FUCKING STARE

Why they got a fan in the classroom

No introduction to the new kid? Unrealistic. Blocked.

Stop staring at each other what the shit bruh

Just jump tf out the classroom damn

Edward trying to slam the door omggg

How she gonna know you Santa when you dressed normal, tf

Just grab the ketchup

Jesus Christ just talk to each other

Goodbye cell phone then

Day one and you’re doing homework ok

Why is Edward so fucking cringey

He couldn’t handle it so he just stayed home fucking pussy

They just straight up threw a fucking rock at her

Things were getting strange AFTER he stops going to school hmmmmm?

Seriously their house is good sized

This bitch just fucking ate shit what a clumsy gay

“You’re not in Phoenix anymore”

“I need your playlist”

Why is EVERYONE hitting on Bella. She doesn’t even look straight

“Hello” bruuhhhh

His voice, TF

What is the golden onion

Why does he talk like... that

Bonding over science. Haha. Get it. Bonding

“How’s the weather”

Cold n wet. Cool

He laughin. Lmao

Aw his smile

I feel so awkward watching this conversation

Why doesn’t this bitch just sit tf still Jesus Christ

“Wait hOLD UP why didn’t you go with your mom and Phil just curious haha I’m just trying to analyze you no biggie”

The fluorescents. Walks away. ????

How tf did this mf even manage to almost crash like what. How did it even happen

He out this mf

Everyone just like. Sat there for so long not doing anything??? Then BAM OMG BELLA ALSKAJNCKDO”

Carlisle is so fucking white Jesus

Did she never notice his eyes are the same color as Edwards

Fuckin snitch omg Carlisle is not happy

“Hey ex wife our daughter almost died lol call me back”

They are really just arguing in the middle of the hospital tf?

I was standing right next to you....

why does he look like that

Rude ass tf?

Edgy moon

Tf she dreaming about

Wait so like he didn’t even start out with anything low key he just straight up fucking watched her sleep after knowing her a week

God why does he look like that. All the time

Poor mike oh my god

She’s lived here a week how does she already have plans conveniently the night of prom. Get a better excuse Bella

Recycled tea

Why is he so fucking creepy “what’s in Jacksonville” mf HOW you know

Rude ass again what the shit

Why would Bella care if you go to prom with mike, Jessica

“We shouldn’t be friends” no one said you were???

“Our bus is full” 💀

Call your fucking mother you asshole

Charlie don’t talk about Phil

She just walks tf out lmaoooo

How did anyone NEVER say anything about them NEVER eating lunch

La PUSH

He just bounced a fuckin apple

Stop being so cryptic what the fuck

“Let’s say for arguments sake that I’m not smart” bitch me too the fuck

“What if I’m... the villain” shut up you fucking emo oh my god

Come to the beach lol

This is all so awkward

Why did they like hardly ever show Angela

“You’re a strong independent woman” how do people think she’s straight

“The Cullen’s don’t come here” so fucking dramatic

“Yeah yeah whatever enough of you, what about the CULLENS”

Wait. How long have the Cullen’s been around? How long ago was the treaty made???

This music is so fucking dramatic

Oh no it’s Santa....

These bitches gay as fuck too James looks so fucking gay

How is it the entire time she’s trying to figure out the Cullen’s not ONCE does she question the quilietes being descended from FUCKING WOLVES

All these prom dresses boring as fuck

Like what the fuck even is that material

Jess is fucking... phat

“Sorry I don’t do prom dresses I just like really wanna go to this bookstore”

I don’t even want to know what would have happened if Edward didn’t come get her from these creeps...

She legit is about to get gang raped and like. No one ever said anything about this guys what the fuck

Why does Edward look like a fucking crack addict

“Sorry I just REALLY wanna murder these guys”

You should put YOUR seat belt on

“Yeah were gonna do everything that consists of a date but it’s not a date ok?”

No way that tiny bitch is gonna eat that whole ass plate

I’m gonna make sure YOU eat but I won’t alright?

Fucking math nerd

How DID he know she was there???

“I feel very protective of you even though I’ve known you for like less than a month”

He can read minds it’s no biggie

“Cat” bitch me too!!!

I can’t read YOUR mind tho sorry

Wait so why are certain vampires given gifts?

I don’t wanna stay away from you anymore lol

Ooooo our dads are here

“Animal attack” *GLARE*

“Idk what to say I’m so sorry”

Charlie STOP MY HEART IS FUCKING BREAKING

Animals are attacking and you give her pepper spray?

Why tf did they roll his whole ass body out in plain view why the hell was he not in a body bag!!!!

“Oh OKAY everything is starting to come together”

What is this dramatic dream where he’s all emo drinking her blood what the fuck is happening

“Follow me into the woods just trust me”

I don’t find it believable that he speaks like he’s from a different time. His dialect would change with time. Imagine him in 2018 fuckin yeet this and dab that lmaoooo

Why when he runs his legs move and nothing else

How fast are they even going

Diamonds are a girls best friend. And vampires.

“I’m a killer” on cool aha I’m just chillin alone in the woods with u haha no biggie

Why are you being so dramatic Edward

He just yeeted that fucking rock lol

“I’ve never wanted to kill anyone until you”

You’re my drug....

his voice is cracking me tf up

“I’m not afraid of you I’m afraid of losing you” you fucking emo

I want to die

I zoned out an all I heard was “sick masochistic lion” .... alright

Let’s just lay in the grass in the middle of the fucking woods it’ll be cute!!!

Do they just. Stare at each other and not talk...

Why do they use sound effects for his skin lmao

“My crush is a vampire lol ❤️”

What’s Monte Carlo

Everyone is staring lmaoooo

The siblings are not happy lmao

Why would you turn someone into a vampire like there is no logical reason to be like “you’re dying so I’m gonna make you live FOREVER”

They’re just chillin in the rain lmao

Literally tho like being a vampire would be pointless and fucking torture Jesus Christ why would you force that on a dying person

“Wanna meet the fam lol jk u have no choice”

The fucking stare down between Edward and Jacobs dad I’m fucking deceased

“Just keepin it real, son” broooo

Does anyone remember at one point in this series Edward and Jacob just fucking switched Bella off like what the shit was that was I just hallucinating

They cooked for her :(

How long has it been since they cooked

Esme is my soul mate

We NEVER use the kitchen

Jesus CHRIST Rosalie chill the FUCK out

Calm down you FUCKING drama queen

Please don’t kill me lol

Alice you Sapphic ass coming in on a fuckin tree branch

“Bella and I are gonna become great friends” does... does she KNOW. You know bc she can see the future

Alice is so cheery oh god

I too would be dramatic enough to frame all of my several graduation caps

I don’t... sleep

Like he doesn’t even need a chair like their legs never get tired. If they wanted to they could just stand every second of every day

Edward it is the 21st century catch up on the tunes, man

The face she made when he twirled her lmaooo

“I’ll MAKE you dance” .... alright

Why did they like. Move midair

This tree jumping shit just does not look scientifically accurate

“This kind of stuff just doesn’t exist” ... the woods?

Let’s sit in a fucking tree and just talk forever

I wonder who wrote the song Edward wrote. It’s actually... good???

Why is the footprint on top of this fucking mound of dirt lol

Hey hey you You I don’t like your boyfriend

I would kill for Charlie

No one like ACTUALLY questions why a HUMAN foot print is found in the murder scene

“Go SOCIALIZE”

He just fucking comes out of nowhere fuck

How much time does this movie take the course over “only the last couple months” ????

“There’s always something I wanted to try” *kisses bella* you gonna tell me you’re 100+ years old and a virgin???????

This kissing scene must have been so awkward

He just fucking. Zooms back into the wall

Does Charlie not hear any of this???

Edward. She needs to sleep bro

I’m sorry but if my partner never slept I would never sleep with them like don’t fucking watch me sleep the shit???

He just fucking loves his gun

What is he doing over his head ??

We’re just gonna play a family game of baseball lol

Charlie cares so much :(

Charlie doesn’t even question that they’re going to play baseball in a thunderstorm

The baseball scene is in my top iconic scenes in cinematic history

Why do they keep the field so small if they hit the ball so far ???

Emmet my fuckboy baby

When emmet and Edward collide. Iconic.

These gay ass Mfers and their dramatic entrances

Why is putting her hair up going to help. It’s not her hair they smell it’s her blood? Right??

Vampires just go around claiming territory??

All around America??

James knows

Why do they hiss....

The fucking Cullen clan all just bend their knees and hiss like what the shit

“I can buckle MYSELF Edward”

This all went 0-100 real quick

Edward step up your acting game. Monotone ass mf

Charlie is so fucking confused

What even is she grabbing

Ok but Charlie’s so supportive of her and like all he cares about is her being safe oh my god

And he never knows that she didn’t mean any of what she said :((((((

That would fucking kill me oh my god poor Charlie

When they land on her truck... where are they coming FROM...

“Her kind” ... gingers?

Rosalie has a point...

Laurent was just a third wheel

Why do they drive so fast

How the hell was Bella even going to explain this to her mom??? What was her plan.

James.... Jesus your fucking face...

How did he get into the high school

You fucking dumbass you just gonna. Fight a fucking vampire? What is her plan? Fight him? Show up and take her mom and get out???

Also how did she even sneak past Alice and jasper

Wait how did he get this video

You dumb as shit bitch!!!

You can’t fight a vampire the fuck!!!

Why is the part where James shoved Edward against the mirror so sexually tense

This whole fucking ballet studio scene is just too dramatic

Why is she convulsing tho. Is that how it is when you turn into a vampire??? You fucking have a seizure???

Alice fucking SNAPPED

This whole series could have ended right here if they just let her fucking change into a vampire right then and there

Shut the fuck up and suck, Edward

Why her face look like.... that

Carlisle just PUSH HIM

Why are the tubes like ON her eyeballs

Edward sleeping... ha

The whole falling down the stairs bullshit story is so fucking ridiculous lmaoooo

“You’re texting” this movie is so old

Which leg is broken???

I almost killed you lol sorry. Also get the fuck out of Forks

Bella: *insert lady from lipstick in valentino bag vine*

Ok so her right leg is in the cast but in the hospital she was chillin in the bed with her right leg bent?

Jacob where did you come from lmao

“My dad paid me to come talk to you”

“Also you need to break up with your boyfriend”

The instant tension between Edward and Jacob and Bella is so fucking oblivious

“The wolves descend” REALLY EDWARD

Was their senior prom ever mentioned in the series???

She’s so fucking short omg

This music: A++

No seriously what is with everyone’s dresses being so ugly

“I want you always” bitch you just met like 2 months ago???

Bella is so desperate for the dick that she wants to become a fucking vampire

She actually thought he was gonna bite her at prom lmao????

They kiss so awkwardly

Victoria looks so jealous

And hot

Where is she going

Oh it’s over ok cool gn

[averymessyxmas]

Chapter 3: The Dinner

(No, POVs in this chapter)

 Everyone was sitting at the dinner table, passing food and making small talk. It had been 10 years since everyone had come together for a meal, but it was still extreme tension in the Richards house. MJ decided to break the ice and ask what probably was on most people’s mind. “So, Vi, what you been up to? we haven’t seen you in like 10 years” MJ said. Vada looked around the table at everyone, the spotlight was on her. “Well after I left Atlanta, I moved to New York and got myself enrolled at NYU. I graduated in Fashion in 2012, got my first job as a Fashion Merchandiser for a little-known boutique called Fashion Forward Inc. I was then approached by Denise Wilburn to be an intern and assistant at Essence Magazine, then I was promoted to personal stylist for photo spreads in the magazine”.  She smiled, because she was happy to brag about her successful life. Janessa felt a hint of jealousy being that she is on the verge of struggling. “Vada I’m so proud of your success, I always knew you be okay, because you’re a go-getter like your old man” Malcom Sr. said. Janessa picked at her biscuit and looked at Vada and Michael smiling at each other. “So, Michael how did you and Vada meet?” She said looking sternly at Vada. If looks could kill Janessa would be dead. “We met our freshmen year in College, we had met at orientation, we both had trouble finding our History class” Michael said smiling at Vada. Sharice sipped on her wine, feeling more of a buzz than before. This was her 5th glass. “MJ, I’m so proud of the family that you have, your children are beautiful” Vada said. MJ smiled looking over at Danielle, who was still pissed at him. She lightly smiled at Vada. “Janessa what about you, no man?” Vada asked. Janessa chugged her wine looking around at everyone, Vada was smiling ear to ear. “I’m actually been very busy in um L.A. actually” She said keeping it short. “What do you do there?” Vada asked eating her mashed potatoes. “I um, I work for a telemarking company, I work from home” She stated. Vada smirked, she knew she was living better than her sister and that made her feel good. “Ding, Dong” The door bell rang. Malcom Sr. got up and grabbed the door. “Umm Narkim, your girlfriend is here” He said. Everybody looked as Denisha walked in. She had on thigh boots with a crop top sweater and booty shorts with fishnets and a crop bubble coat. Sharice mouth was agape. Damien and Nylah started laughing silently. They knew Sharice was already not fond of Denisha. “Hey yall this is Nisha, my girl, Nisha this is my mama, my dad, my sister and her boyfriend Mike, my brother Damien and MJ, and his best friend La-La, MJ’s wife Dani, there kids over there at the kid table and My sis Nessa and you know Nori”. She smiled slightly and waved at everyone. They all said their hellos and waved. She took a seat next to Nori, “Hey girl” She said smiling at Nori. Nori and Nisha were good friends. Everyone was waiting for Sharice to say something. She kept looking over at the couple. Narkim was fixing Nisha a plate. “So Denisha right? How did you and Narkim meet, he hasn’t mentioned to us he had such a pretty girlfriend?” Danielle asked. Denisha smiled and looked around at everyone who was all curious. Narkim was nervous, and Nori could sense that. “Thank you, so are you. We met a year ago, at my job”. Danielle smiled and nodded, she really jus was trying to break the silence. Sharice was still not intrigued by Denisha. She reached for the pie that was on the table and started cutting into it. “Where do you work?”. Sharice asked. All eyes shifted to Denisha. Narkim was praying she wasn’t going to say she was a stripper. “I work at Blue Flame” Denisha said confidently. MJ started coughing on his beer. Damien and Nylah got their phones prepared.  Narkim’s leg was shaking from nervous ness, causing Nori’s leg to tap. Janessa just shook her head, she knew this wasn’t going to end well.  Sharice nodded. “I heard of that, it’s like a club, are you a waitress?” She asked. Denisha shook her head. “No mam, I’m a dancer”. Narkim palmed his face. Nori just pretended like she didn’t hear anything. “Jesus, help her” Vada whispered to herself. Sharice gulped down her wine. Malcom Sr. just shook his head. Damien tried to hold in his laughter. Denisha peeled at her chicken, she wasn’t ashamed. “Narkim, your dating a stripper?” Sharice asked, at this point she was drunk and was about to say what was on her mind. Narkim looked up at his mom. “She’s a dancer mama not a stripper”. Sharice bust out laughing. “A dancer huh?” Denisha was starting to get annoyed. “Yes mam, I dance for money because I got to do what I have to do to support myself”. She stated. Vada was never a stripper, but she understood. “No judgement here” Janessa said. Everyone nodded. Sharice was not having it. “Yall may not care but I do, you come to a family dinner looking like Blac Chyna, it’s 30 degrees outside young lady, you couldn’t wear anything else? I’m sorry but I don’t want my son dating a stripper”. Denisha stopped eating and looked at Sharice. “I’m grown, I can wear what I want to, I strip because it pays my bills, I don’t care what nobody got to say about me?”.  Denisha put on her coat and stood up. Sharice rolled her eyes. “My son is in college about to be somebody, he doesn’t need no hood rat to trap him and make him a baby daddy, I know how yall operate, you see rich college boy and see him as a way out, I’ll be damned”. Sharice said. Malcom Sr. stood up and grabbed her arm. “Your drunk Rice, enough”. He said to her. She snatcher her arm away. Denisha was about to leave when Narkim grabbed her. “Baby wait”. Narkim looked at Sharice. “Mama that was wrong bruh”. Sharice grabbed at Narkim. “Narkim sit down”. Narkim was embarrassed and mad. “I’m not going to pop off cause your Narkim’s mom, but Ima pray for you, I love your son, I’m far from a hood rat”. Denisha stormed out. “Nisha! damn it mama!” He said. Sharice looked at him crazy. “Let her ass go, you really thought it was okay to bring some hoe up in my house?” She asked. Danielle got up and went over to the kids table to take Leiana and Christian upstairs, so they wouldn’t witness the drama.  Narkim shook his head. “Mama please chill off him” Nori said. “Mama you can’t be telling me, who I can’t be with, I’m grown”.  Narkim said. “What your mother is trying to say is son you can’t be messing with no girl that will not benefit your future, your trying to get your PHD, she will only distract you”. Malcom Sr. stated. Narkim sighed loudly. He wanted to tell his parents he dropped out so bad. “Sharice no more wine tonight”. Malcom Sr. said grabbing the glass from her. “See this is why I don’t come home” Vada whispered to Michael. “It’s fine” He said. Janessa was having flash backs of when he father spazzed on her for bringing Dylan home. Nori started to feel nauseous “I got to go to the bathroom”. Nori ran off. “Malcom stop trying to tell me how to act in my own house! You don’t live here anymore so you don’t dictate shit!” She yelled. Everyone looked at them. “Mom what you mean Daddy don’t live here?” Janessa asked. “I guess since we’re all here, it’s time to let yall know we are getting a divorce, I have moved out already” Malcom Sr. said. “What?!” They all said. MJ looked at Damien. “You knew?” He asked. Damien nodded. ��They wanted to tell yall in person, I been had the talk 7months ago” He said. MJ started laughing. “You talk shit about my marriage but you out here divorcing mom and shit” He said. “Watch your tone Malcom Jr. your still are my son, and you need to respect me”. He said. “Psshhh” MJ said waving him off. MJ went upstairs. “Well this is my family” Vada said to Michael.  He just nodded. Damien just palmed his face, Nylah played with her fingers. “Well I’m out, I got places to be and my relationship to fix”. Narkim said grabbing his coat. Nori came back from the bathroom. “Wait! Where are you going?” She asked. She followed Narkim outside. “Man, I got to go talk to Nish, and I got to meet with some friends really quick, I’ll be back man”. Nori nodded and went back inside. “Welp, dinner was nice”. Vada said sarcastically. Vada and Michael excuses themselves. Nori was looking at everyone confused. “What happened?” She asked. “Daddy and Mom are getting a divorce and Daddy moved out” Janessa said. Nori sat down in shock, although she knew it would soon happen. “Wow” Malcom Sr. sighed loudly. “Regardless of the circumstance, were still having Christmas as a family, and it won’t be any different, now I expect everyone to make the most of it”. Malcom Sr. sternly said. “I’m to tired to clean up, Damien, Nylah help Janessa and Nori straighten up please”. Sharice stumbled to her bedroom. “Ding Dong” The doorbell rang. “Bruh who the fuck here so got damn late”. Damien said. Malcom Sr. who was watching the football game in the living room answered the door. “Kristen…I forgot about tonight” He said to the women at the door. She smiled, “It’s fine, I assumed you got my message about me running late”. She said. He smiled and shook his head. “I um it’s not a good time”. He said. She nodded. “I understand, it’s late”. He wanted Kristen to meet his family but after the dinner he knew not to even dare to do that. “I can fix you a plate really quick, I know you are starving come on inside” He said. Kristen smiled, and walked in. The kids were cleaning the kitchen when Malcom Sr. walked in. “Hey um kids, this is my friend Kristen” He said. Everyone stopped to look, Damien turned around to see his dads’ friend and his heart dropped. “Ms. Madison?” Nylah said. Damien dropped his mom’s fine china plate. Kristen’s eyes widened, and Damien was in shock. “Damien!” Nylah yelled. Everyone looked at Damien. “I sorry man, the plate slipped”. Nylah helped Damien pick up the pieces, “Are yall like dating?” Nori asked. Malcom Sr. nodded. “Yes but were just friends until the divorce is finalized”. Damien helped Nylah throw the peices away and walked out of the kitchen. He walked into the bathroom and put water on his face. He was in shock that his dad was dating, and dating his teacher, who he was also sleeping with. “What the fuck”.He opened up the door and Kristen was in front of his face. 

[blades-of-justice]

the beginning: A Leo and Lacy fic. part 1

The rain fell in thick undulating sheets as it slid down the glass pane. Lacy sat with her back to living room, watching the city slowly darken under the ominous cloud cover as it spread its shadow over the horizon.Her eyes searched the evening skyline and she bit back the lump rising in her throat. A sadness that seemed to visit her nightly for the past few months, and in retrospect she knew where the feeling was coming from. Leonardo and his brothers had entered her life almost a year ago. Their family welcomed her, their father had taken to her immediately and she to him, as he provided a nurturing father figure she didn’t know she craved.

As their friendship grew, so did their adventures; Most of them involving her by pure coincidence or the fact that Lacy was too stubborn to be told what to do namely “stay here”.

However, it was the adventuring that led her to this current state of heartache. As she accompanied the team more often now she was seeing so much more of their personalities. She and Leo tended to butt heads quite a bit, though she would be lying to herself if she said she did not enjoy the challenge he presented.  It was in those moments she saw him for the leader he was, when he would make the tough decisions, give the unpopular order, and follow through with his promises that she realized she was falling in love with him.  And therein lies the problem.

The last few months she had been going to meet them, her heart would skip a beat when she saw their silhouettes on the roof top. She constantly fumbled her words and backed down from her opinions in fear of outing her feelings, until finally she decided it was best if she sat some of the adventures out for a while. That decision was made almost two weeks ago. She had seen very little of her reptilian friends since, with only the occasional skyping or text messaging.

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“Duuuude”! Mikey’s voice rang out in the lair. His hands running over his game controller with masterful speed.

“What the hell, Mikey? Its too early for you to be yelling at your stupid games”. Donnie shot back as he emerged from his room, yawning and rubbing his eyes with the back of his hand.

“ok. First off, its not stupid… you are”. Mikey huffed out indignantly. “Second, it’s already 9:45, bruh. You are usually up way before this.  And third, I’m playing my game this early because my morning coffee dates with a certain beautiful brunette have been abruptly cancelled”. Mikey replied laying his gaze heavily on Leo.

Sighing in deep irritation, Leo looked up from his morning paper, “We’ve been over this, Mikey. Lacy made the decision to remove herself from the potential harm that could befall her. She is a grown woman and therefor she can make her own choices. I had nothing to do with that”.

“Uh-Huh”. Mikey replied with dry sarcasm.

“And what is that supposed to mean”? Leo glared in disbelief.

“hmm? Oh nothing, bro. nothing. *cough* liar *cough*”

“ok Mikey, let’s get this over with once and for all. You obviously blame me for this, so out with it. Why”?

“Duh, bro…. of course he blames you” Raph chimed in as he entered the living area and headed for the kitchen. “ ’xcuse me Don-Don, I need the coffee more than you today”. He gruffed and he passed between Donatello and the kitchen door.

“Oh and what the hell does that mean? Has everyone lost their minds”? Leo barked out, turning to follow Raph with his eyes.

“Ahem, that’s mind… singular, Leo. You see you used a plural with ‘Everyone’ so you don’t have to pluralize..”

“Shut it, Donnie. Now what the…” taking a deep breath to compose himself, Leo started again. “Now, can someone please explain to me what is going on here”?

The other three terrapins looked from one another, an exchange in silent conversation through sharp expressions.

“What IS it”! Leo demanded.

“ok look, Leo", Raph began. “Lacy was one of us, she has guts, she’s smart.. nimble little minx too, and she kind of completed a part of our daily lives we never knew we were missing. And it seems to some of us”, he looked pointedly at Michelangelo, who quickly returned to stare at his paused game, “that she started pulling away about two weeks ago, when you started coming down on her for little things. She seemed to have lost her nerve, or.. or confidence, or whatever the hell you call it. Donnie?”

“he’s right, you know…. And it is confidence, Raph you’re right.” Donnie added before throwing a nod in Raph’s direction.

“WHAT!” Leo practically squaked out, as he now found himself standing to face his brothers, his morning paper now abandoned. “I did no such thing. I mean she was taking unnecessary risks and I did call her on those now and again… but, but I..”

“Dude… its bad” Mikey rejoined the conversation looking between his middle two brothers.

“what’s Bad? What.. I am totally lost here, guys”. Leo said raising his hands in frustration and letting them drop lifelessly at his side.

“Dude, throw a turtle a bone” Mikey chirped out.

“it’s a dog, Mike. You throw a dog a… oh what’s the use” the agitated lanky turtle shot out before turning to Leo. “Look, we don’t have all morning. Or at least I don’t. We know you like her Leo. Just get over yourself and admit it. The evidence is clear. She did not do anything out of the ordinary; she was taking the same calculated risks she always has. You’ve just become more protective of her and you kind of turned into a dick”… he turned towards the kitchen, this time it was his turn to push past Raph.

“Whoooh! Snap, yo. And THAT is why Donnie doesn’t get to talk before his morning coffee.” Mikey jovially interjected.

“ok, wait.. that’s just not true” Leo stated.

“No, it is dude. We never ask Donnie questions before his Coffee”, Mikey responded.

“NO, not that… would you just” Leo put a hand up in gesture to quiet the younger loud mouth as he pointedly turned and followed after his genius brother.

After several heated exchanges in the kitchen, Leo found it best to excuse himself from the situation and head to the Dojo for a long meditation session. “No practice today. I’ll tell Dad.” He informed them angrily, waiving his hand dismissively as he exited the kitchen.

After Leo disappeared into another room of the lair, presumably to talk to their father the three remaining brothers looked from one another in stunned silence.

“Ye~aaaah”?! Mikey all but shouted. “We gotta get him riled up more often”.

Donnie and Raph both turned to look at Mikey, a scowl painted their facial features.

“ok, bruh. I get why he’s scowling” Mikey said pointing at Raph, “but what’s up with you”? he directed his inquiry to Donatello.

With a sigh he began, “Michelangelo, don’t you understand? Nothing shakes Leo”. He waited for a minute to see if understanding would don his brother’s face…. Waiting… waiting… *sigh* “but this did”…

“Oh shit…”

“Yeah Mikey, Oh shit”, Raph said a little more on the concerned side, but still a his normal sarcasm.

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As night fell Lacy began turning on cozy ambient lights around her small apartment.  She made her way to her tiny kitchen and began to pull out the makings for a single dinner. Half way through she decided she wasn’t hungry enough for the trouble and put everything back. Instead, rummaging through her freezer she pulled out a frozen dinner she had stored in there for god knows how long. She snorted at herself when she read the box, “single serve seven cheese pizza”.

With deep regret she placed the box as instructed, into the microwave.  While waiting for the meager meal to finish nuking, she opened the cabinet above the stove and pulled down a half empty bottle of red wine. Hopping up onto the counter top, she pulled and twisted the cork free from the neck of her beverage. Turning her head to look over her shoulder she peered out the kitchen window, which lead to her fire escape. A pang twisting in her heart at the memories of meeting one or all of her large reptilian friends in this very location. As she contemplated her current emotional state, she shrugged and drank straight from the bottle itself; Just as she finished taking a long pull from the wine the microwave rang out its notification that her dinner was done.

She slid off the counter and crossed the small space to retrieve her dinner, cursing quietly as she burned her fingers removing it from the microwave oven. Lacy placed the pizza on the table in the corner of the room, her back now to the window she was just searching for answers through. She stared at the pizza incredulously, taking another large swallow from her wine.

“Pig headed Asshole”. She said to herself in a furiously, a sorrowful pain in her chest.

“I know”. Came a quiet voice from behind her

Lacy almost jumped out of her skin, with a shriek she turned to see Leo standing in front of her oven.

“God Damnit, Leo!” she spat out before she could stop herself. “what… what are you doing here? I told you I was not going on anymore patrols for a while.” She said trying to regain her composure and sound more neutral to the situation, even as her traitorous hear beat furiously against her chest.

Leo took a tentative step forward, reaching one hand out towards the small female before him. “Lacy..” he began, “did I … did I do something to offend you, or make you feel unwelcome in our family”? he asked politely, a genuine look of concern on his face, as he lowered his hand when she did not move.

Of course he had to look concerned, he had to look strong and devout in his feelings; Goddamn him!

Lacy felt her hands began to shake and she slid them behind her back before engaging in conversation with the large turtle in front of her.

“Why would you ask that Leo?” she opened with

“I’ve been thinking, meditating all day on whether to come here or not. I want to know if you felt… feel as though I pushed you away.” His icy blue eyes never leaving her gaze but obviously searching her for clues.

“Leo, … I just felt things were getting a little strained is all. We were having, I was having difficulty following some of your more strict guidelines. I mean it was obvious you didn’t think I was cut out for the longer patrols”. She stated pointedly.

“that’s not… I didn’t think you couldn’t. – its not about that. You were taking too many risks. I couldn’t let you put yourself in that kind of danger without expressing my concerns”. He snapped back.

“Your concerns, because you think I’m one of the weak innocents you and your brothers are out protecting”? Her eyes hardened with each passing second.

“No Lacy…”

There was a long uncomfortable pause, which Lacy took full advantage of with a long swig from the wine bottle.

“what is tha-… give me that” Leo said snatching the bottle from her hand. “Really, this is how you’re dealing with this”? he asked exasperatedly.

“Dealing with what, exactly”? She shot back.

“Urrrh… you are infuriating” he all but roared. “I’m trying to get some answers and you’re not participating in the conversation. I want to know why you left.”

“Why? I mean why do you care so much. Is it because you will have one less person to lord over, to push and pull…”

“we miss having you around. The guys” he started but Lacy cut him off, the wine beginning to take over some of her better judgements.

“Oh don’t you bring them into this, you tell me why YOU came here tonight. It’s sure as fuck not because they sent you”! she exclaimed in a hasty, slightly raised voice.

“you’re drunk” he said, staring at her.

“you’re the one holding the wine bottle” she said facetiously.

“now you’re just being contrary. You’re trying to bate me into a pointless argument” He said with frustration laced with a tone of authority.

“you’re trying to bate me into a pointless argu..” Lacy began in a mocking tone, “I’m not bating you. YOU came here remember, Leo? You came here”.

“What are you so upset about. What do you think you’re going to find at the bottom of this bottle that you won’t find from actual conversation.  Drinking isn’t going to solve anything. It’s just making it harder for you to communicate”.

“Not true. Drinking makes it easier to communicate”. Lacey fired back in a tipsy voice.

“oh right… Ok. Prove it” Leo shot back sarcastically. “Tell me something you find easier to do while DRUNK”.

“No. I don’t have to prove anything.” Lacy argued.

“Cause you can’t.” Leo countered.

“Oh you’re so smug, aren’t you, honor boy? Think you’re right? Well you’re not!”

“Honor boy, where is that even coming from? You’re changing the subject because you know I’m right.”

“Uuuurrrrr! You always think you’re right! You’re not this time now drop it!”

“No. You wanna act like this is helping. So show me Lacy, how’s this bottle helping? Tell me something you can’t when you’re sober.”

“No.”

“Yes!”

“NO! “

“CAUSE YOU CAN’T!”

“FUCK! I love you, okay”…. Lacy blurted out.

Leo stood frozen for a moment, eyes wide with shock, heart pounding. Without moving his gaze from Lacy he lifted the bottle of wine to his lips and drank from it.

Quirking an eye brow, Lacy watched as Leo lowered the bottle from his mouth, licking the lingering wine from his lips and swallowing. “so… alcohol doesn’t help anything, huh?” she questioned him with an air of sarcasm

@veiled-tigerlily

[extervus]

also do all of the questions lol

G o d I finally finished answering all these, I have the attention span of zero1 - already answered!2 - Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them?: My mother. Overall, like with everything she's done my whole life, no, I don't. But the most recent thing, I kinda forgive her cause she guilted me into doing a training thing for a class I'll help teach (which, guilting is never okay, by the way) but it turned out to be Okay I guess3 - What do you think of when you hear the word "meow?": cat4 - What's something you really want right now?: For my WiFi to turn back on so I don't have to keep using data5 - Are you afraid of falling in love?: I've already fallen in love, so I mean, no6 - Do you like the beach?: y e s7 - Have you ever slept on a couch with somebody else?: This is oddly specific but no8 - What's the background on your phone?: The galaxy picture that I have set for my tumblr header9 - Name the last 4 beds you sat on: My bed, my mom's bed to talk to her, my bed at my dad's house, and the bed in the brown room at the lake house10 - Do you like your phone: Yes11 - Are things going the way you planned?: I mean, I don't know yet. So far, things are looking up for the next year to come. After that? I dunno12 - Who was the last person whose number you added to your phone contracts?: Fucken uhhhh I think a girl I had a video production class with last year13 - Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler?: Both please and thank you14 - Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: It depends on what type of physical it is and what type of emotional it is15 - Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: Zoo16 - Are you tired?: yeah17 - How long have you known who your first phone contact?: I don't know whom my first contact was18 - Are they a relative?: Again, I don't know19 - Would you ever consider getting back with any of your exes?: No, cause everyone whom I broke up with, I did so cause either they were shitty, or cause the romantic love just wasn't there anymore20 - When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with?: On the lips, it was my friend Leaf a little over a year ago, cause I had just broken up with my ex bf and I was joking like 'shit I can just kiss whomever.' Other types of kisses, Andi!!!!!!!!!!!!21 - If you knew you had to marry the right person, would you marry them today?: I don't know if this is relating to the last question or not, but I'm gonna answer this question with Andi in mind. I'm only 18 and they're only 17, so we're probably too young for marriage I think, but if they wanted to I'd be 100% down22 - Would you kiss the last person you kissed: Leaf; platonically, sure. Andi; Yes!!!!!!!!!!!! So many smooches please and thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm love smooching Andi23 - How many bracelets do you have on your wrist right now: Zero, but I have a raptor's claw necklace that I turned into a bracelet/weaponized bracelet. I'm just not wearing it right now24 - Is there a certain quote you live by?: "I'm just here for the laughs at this point," -Me25 - What's on your mind?: Sims 426 - Do you have any tattoos?: Not yet but Soon, I already have my first one planned27 - What is your favorite color?: Orange, purple and black28 - Next time you will kiss someone on the lips?: *shrug*29 - Who are you texting?: No one right now30 - Think to the last person you kissed, did you ever kiss them on a couch: y'all what is with the couch specific asks. Also no but I did give them Smooches sitting on the floor in front of a couch31 - Have you ever had the feeling that something bad was going to happen and you were right: Literally All The Time. I have a mega good intuition, it just sucks cause I also have paranoia/anxiety so I never know if a feeling I have is intuition or just anxiety 32 - Do you have a friend of the opposite sex that you can talk to: No I've Never Been Able To Talk To Someone Of The Opposite Sex (I hate opposite sex questions. Of fucking course I talk to people that have a different sex and/or gender than me)33 - Do you think anyone has feelings for you?: I dunno, @strike-commandxr do ya have feelings for me?34 - Has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes?: A Lot actually35 - Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you: If it's Leaf (since he's the last one I smooched on the lips that long time ago): hell yeah boy get your smooch on. If it's Andi (since I give Andi so many non lip smooches): Platonic smooches exist and I mean I'd wanna know what the context is but I mean I'm chill yo36 - Were you single on Valentine's Day?: No37 - Are you friends with the last person you kissed?: Leaf is one of my closest friends and I'm dating Andi and Andi is my best friend so yeah38 - What do your friends call you?: Max, various other names after I make a bad joke39 - Has anyone upset you in the past week?: Yeah, me mom40 - Have you ever cried over a text: u m y e a h41 - Where's your last bruise located?: God I have so many bruises on me legs from a pitbull we were puppysitting. She kept jumping up on me legs42 - What is it from?: Sweet lil Pitbull Pupper43 - Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad?: I block a lot of bad memories out so I can't remember44 - Who was the last person you were on the phone with?: My mom45 - Do you have a favorite pair of shoes?: My combat boots46 - Do you wear hats if you're having a bad hair day?: Yeah, I wear my beanie47 - Would you ever go bald if it was the style?: Nah I like my current hair style48 - Do you make supper for your family?: First of all: the person who made this ask meme MUST be from the southern Midwest or from the south in general, cause they called it supper. Secondly: we don't really eat dinner together but if we ever do, it's my mom and I that does the cooking. I used to in middle school cook for the family though. But my sister leaned to cook for herself now49 - Does your bedroom have a door?: ????????????? Yeah???????????50 - Top three web pages?: My blog, Andi's blog, and Nick's blog51 - Do you know anyone who hates shopping?: My sister52 - Does anything on your body hurt?: Most of the time, there's always at least one part of my body that hurts or aches. Right now my shoulders hurt like a bitch cause they're so tense53 - Are goodbyes hard for you?: Like, goodbye as in literally saying goodbye or as in cutting off contact? Either way, no. The latter, I might be sad about it, but it's not really hard54 - What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself?: water55 - How is your hair?: I really like it right now, it's a little greasy cause I need to shower but ya know. I keep forgetting to post selfies56 - What do you usually do first thing in the morning?: Go back to sleep57 - Do you think two people can last forever?: Yeah if they both keep a healthy relationship58 - Think back to January 2007; were you single?: I was. 7. (I wasn't single, technically, cause I had a lil 'boyfriend.' He was my best friend, really my only friend cause I didn't go to public school at the time. But again, I was 7 so it don't count)59 - Green or purple grapes?: Red grapes. Green and purple grapes taste bad to me60 - When's the next time you'll give someone a BIG hug?: As soon as I see one of my friends once school starts. Or whenever I see Andi next61 - Do you wish you were somewhere else right now?: Nah, I just want to lay in bed. I'm a tired boy62 - When will be the next time you text someone?: Bruh I dunno, why does this ask meme keep asking things about the future that I can't really know63 - Where will you be 5 hours from now?: In bed probably or on the computer (also it is 4:20 as I'm typing this specific one out just thought I'd let y'all know)64 - What were you doing at 8 this morning?: Sleepin65 - This last year, can you remember who you liked?: ??? Okay first of all, yes, I like and love Andi, whom is my heart. And platonically, I like and love all my friends. Secondly, whom would forget who they like within a year? I still remember my fourth grade crush66 - Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?: There's lots of people in my life that can do that67 - Did you kiss or hug anyone today?: No68 - What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?: I don't......remember69 - Have you ever tried your hardest and then got disappointed in the end?: If I have, I don't remember it70 - How many windows are open on your computer?: I'm not on my computer right now, I'm on me phone71 - How many fingers do you have?: ?????????????????? Ten. I understand that some folks don't have have their fingers but like, what a weird question to ask72 - What is your ringtone?: The fitness gram pacer test skjshlkdjs I keep forgetting to change it73 - How old will you be in 5 months?: 18 still74 - Where is your mum right now?: At work75 - Why aren't you with the person you were first in love with?: Just didn't work out b76 - Have you held hands with someone in the past three days?: sadly no77 - Are you friends with people you were friends with two years ago?: Most of them, yeah78 - Do you remember who you had a crush on in seventh grade?: I was dating a guy (before he came out as a guy) so does that count as a crush?79 - Is there anyone you know with the name Mike?: No?80 - Have you ever fallen asleep in someone's arms?: Yeah81 - How many people have you liked in the past three months: One™ (I'm just gonna assume that 'like' means romantic love at this point)82 - Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past three days?: I walk around my house in my underwear occasionally so yeah technically83 - Will you talk to the person you like tonight?: Most likely84 - You're drunk and yelling at hot people from your car window, who're you with?: Trick question. I would NEVER get that drunk cause most alcohol is nasty, and also, I would NEVER cat call people cause I'm not a fucking asshole85 - If your significant other was into drugs would you care?: If it was weed, nah, I wouldn't care at all. It's harmless (but it'd have to be edibles around me cause I have asthma and I can't be around smoke). If it was any other drug, I would care. All those other drugs are harmful yo. That includes cigarettes86 - What was the most eventful thing that happened to you last time you went to the movies?: I cried at Guardians of the Galaxy vol. 287 - Who was your last received call from?: My mom88 - If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you do it?: Hm. Yes, I would. I'm a broke kid man, and butterflies are probably really flammable, so it'd die super fast hopefully, without too much suffering89 - What is something you wish you had more of?: Money90 - Have you ever trusted someone too much?: Yeah91 - Do you sleep with your window open?: No92 - Do you get along with girls?: ????????????? What does this even mean?????????93 - Are you keeping a secret from someone that needs to know?: No?????94 - Does sex mean love?: Depends on the type of love, I guess95 - You're locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem?: Nah. Whether it's Leaf or Andi, it'd be a Chill and Fun time96 - Have you ever kissed someone with a lip ring?: Nah97 - Did you sleep alone this week?: Yeah98 - Everybody has somebody that makes you happy, do you?: Again, A lot of people make me happy. Andi, the McElroy brothers, my friends, my older brother and younger brother. So many99 - Do you believe in love at first sight?: No. I believe in attraction and interest at first sight, but not love100 - Who was the last person that you pinky promise?: I can't remember honestly, it's been so longThanks for the ask, my dude!!!!!!!!

[daddybugattibieber]

chapter 13

“Justin we have to hurry” I moaned as Justin thrusted into me furiously as we laid on Ellen’s couch in one of her dressing rooms.

I could barely hear Ellen do her introduction skit on the TV in the dressing room as I was consumed with Justin’s panting and our skin slapping. Justin began to hit a deep spot in me that made me cry out, I felt Justin cover my mouth.

“Shut the fuck up” he demanded. I would have slapped the shit out of him if his dick hadn’t been making me feel so right. The curve was hitting the no man’s land and the fact we were fucking and no one knew was super erotic.

I could feel my pussy gripping his girth as he hammered into me, he sucked my nipple into his mouth. I was so fucking turned on, my vagina was throbbing.

I felt him pistol his cock in and out of me, I was so close, I was almost there. I felt my self squeeze tighter. We had missed our morning sex routine to get to Ellen’s studio. I was so horny and cranky, Justin knew so he was giving me an “attitude” check. I mean it was kind of sexy.

His hand slithered between us and his thumb massaged my clit as his pumped into me deeper and deeper.

My back arched into the air as I felt my thighs shake and my stomach quiver. “Fuck” I breathed, I felt myself reach the climax I longed for, that was the fourth time Justin made me cum today, I fucking couldn’t take it.

He fingered me in the car today, the whole way.

Then he ate me out as soon as Ellen left to prepare for the show, and the first few thrusts that happened minutes ago, I instantly came again cos I was so sensitive. And now once again. I just wanted him to cum already, cos I didn’t want to get caught.

The over-sensitivity made me feel so good. I just loved his cock and to get fucked the shit out of.

“please” I whispered. Begging him to finish already. It was my fault because in the car I gave him head, and he jacked off this morning in the shower while were getting ready cos we had to hurry. Justin can last when he wants.

There was a knock on the dressing room door. I automatically felt myself panic and redness surround my face. The knob turned a little but relief washed through me once I realized the door was locked.

“Justin five minutes until you’re on” a producer reminded him through the door while he was balls deep inside of me.

“Aight, thanks man” Justin shouted through the door. Justin began to erratically pistol himself in and out of me. His hips loosing control; I guess almost getting caught was a huge turn on from.

I felt release himself deep with inside of me. This wasn’t the first time he has cummed inside of me. His pull out game was usually on point. I was not tryna get a Justin jr. 

I lightly moaned while he released the last drops inside of me.

I kissed him slowly as he returned the passion.

“I can’t wait to get home after this” Justin said between kissed.

“We have to have to sex before we go out in public because I’m not doing this again” I warned him and he rolled his eyes like I was playing with him.

“I’m so serious” I crossed my arms.

“Sash, you know you want this any way, anywhere, any time.” He cockily said.

“aight, bruh I have to clean up now” I rolled my eyes. I walked away from him and into the bathroom

He followed me in the bathroom as I wiped his cum from my vagina with a warm towelette.

“Does it look like I just fucked someone” Justin asked.

“Wash your face, you have lipstick all over yourself, and you look a little bit red” I said.

He began washing his face and rinse the soap off as he toweled dried.

I stood up from the seat and slid my shorts back on. “How about me” I asked. 

He looked at me after he dried his face.

He nodded. “Yeah, freshly fucked”

“Justin, are you fucking kidding me” I shoved him.

I began to soap up my face.

“I’m joking” he bit his lip. “Those shorts looks so nice around your ass, classy as fuck” he slapped my booty through the silk loose fitted shorts I was wearing.

“Thanks Daddy” I said as I rinsed my rinsed my face and then toweled dried my own face. I relaid down my baby hairs.

“Justin come back, let me check you” I yelled for him

He came to me as I searched Justin for any marks or indiscretions. I took a warm paper towel and clean up his face a little bit and wiped any lipstick I got on his neck.

He sprayed himself with cologne and was good to go. I quickly reapplied my lipgloss cos I didn’t have time to reapply a full face of makeup, so I guess I was going fresh faced and just fucked on national television.

I sprayed myself with some perfume quickly.

A knock came at the door, this time they opened the door.

“Follow me” the producer said.

I walked hand in hand with Justin as we walked to the opening of Ellen’s stage. We quickly got miked.

“Go when she calls you, I’ll give the signal” Producer smiled at us.

“You nervous” Justin looked at me. I nodded.

“Don’t be, you will do fine okay” he held my hand.

The producer signaled us as the crowd roared for Justin.

“Is too late now to say sorry, cos I’m missing than just your body” Justin’s voice sounded through the studio, his song played while Ellen introduced us, of course Justin was dancing to his own song, I began to wine my hips while the crowd clapped, the crowd went ballistic when Justin decided to pull my hips to his as I began to rub against him. I laughed at him, even though I was nervous he made me feel at ease.

We began to walk towards Ellen, Justin kissed her on the cheek and hugged her tight, I re-introduced myself, hugged her. The crowd settled down.

Ellen said something but I didn’t hear her fully.

“Sorry can you repeat that I’m so fucking nervous” I laughed. “Shit, did I curse.. I got beeped out twice didn’t I” the crowed laughed at my slip up.

“You are fine, you have nothing to worry about, so I wanna know where’d you two learn to dance like that” Ellen raised her eyebrows. I hid my face inside my hands.

“Oh you, know, I got moves” Justin smoothly said.

“No, you don’t, don’t lie” I called him out. The crowd laughed.

“His moves don’t work on you I’m assuming” Ellen stated.

“I’m immune to him at this point” I laughed.

“Now she is the one who is lying” Justin claimed. The crowd laughed.

“A lot of people don’t know that y’all have been in each other’s lives for a while now.”

“I met her when I was 12 and she was 8 years old. She has always been in my life, since I moved to the states, our families are super close”

“Justin didn’t like me at first, he thought I was annoying” I laughed. The crowd awed.

“You hated me too” Justin pinched my cheek. “you were cramping my style, I was all about the swag those days, I couldn’t have an 8 year old surrounding me” Justin explained.

“I only hated you cos you hated me, that’s not fair” I exclaimed.

“You were a little annoying, though” Justin said jokingly.

“What did you think about Justin when you first met him” Ellen asked.

“I thought he was like the worst thing in the world, like I was so annoyed with him, my parents would not shut up about him, I remember being so jealous. Now we are best friends”

“Yeah, she is one of the few people I trust, I think it’s because she treated me normal, she didn’t care that I was Justin Bieber, she gave me attitude, she still does. She grounds me, she makes me a better person, I’m so lucky to have her in my life” Justin wraps me in his arms. The crowd awws.

“Get off of me” I laugh at him, he pecks my cheek, the crowd laughs.

“There is a lot of love here” Ellen giggled.

“Of course, I love him, like he has shown me the meaning of friendship and we are just always there for one another, essentially he is my rock, he is family. We’ve been through ups and downs, and like it’s us against the world sometimes, so it’s nice to have each other, people who understand. My mother was so famous like Justin, so I was constantly in the spotlight. We just relate to one another because like we don’t know who wants to be our friends or they just want to use us”

“I’m glad you have one another. So I heard we have a speculation for both albums”

“Yeah, I’m releasing another album, but it’s a little different, and that’s the main reason why Sash is here with me, I’m making my first visual album, and I decided that my best friend will be portraying my girl, the whole album focuses of love, and what I have been experiencing so far. She has helped with the writing aspect, she is so talented, she amazes me” Justin smiled.

“He always hypes me up, don’t make him think I’m that good, I’m alright” I laughed.

“Any upcoming projects for you”

“Yeah, I’m coming out with my debut album,  I’m not gonna be on my father’s label though” I made a scared facial expression. 

“Can you explain why not?”

“I don’t wasn’t to shadow my parents, like I don’t want to be handed success. It’s complicated girl”

“Tell me about, I’ve been trying get my albums out there too, but I always get rejected, maybe we should collab” the crowd laughed.

“Oh, for sure, I need some backup vocals” I joked.

“Any collaborations with the two of you” Ellen pried.

“We’ll see” Justin smirked. The audience roared.

“Any comment, Sasha” Ellen asked.

I zipped my lips and threw away the key.

“okay, enough of secret projects” Ellen squinted. “y’all looked absolutely beautiful at your mother’s memorial”

“Oh thank you so much” I smiled, looking at the pictures of me and Justin.

“That dress is so beautiful, you look amazing here” The crowd cheered.

“Thank you” Justin said. The audience giggled.

“He picked it out for me” I explained to the crowd. “He matched his suit to my dress”

“Oh it was a date” Ellen probed.

I hid my face in Justin’s neck. I started to giggle.

“Y’all best friends, right?” Ellen pursed her lips.

“Yes” Justin and I said at the same time.

“I swear Ellen” I laughed at her while the crowd laughed with me.

“I don’t even have time to date” I laugh.

“Are you single” Ellen asked.

“Um, like,” I laughed.

“It’s a yes or no question” Ellen asked.

“I’m very happy girl right now” I decided to answer.

“Are you single Justin?” Ellen asked.

“I’m just doing me” Justin smirked.

“So is there anyone in your lives, more than best friends per se”

“She has a bae” Justin pointed.

“Yeah, I wonder who it is” I looked at him.

“I’m sensing something over here, I don’t know what it is” Ellen tilted her with a smirk.

“Justin always has a new girl around him, pull up some pictures lets interrogate him” I giggle and Justin starts to groan. The audience is cracking up at us.

“Yeah, Justin, tell us about these girls”

“Stop, you’re making me blush, they are my friends” Justin covers his face.

“You get naked around your friends, that’s crazy” Ellen says referring to his nudes leaking.

“Does he get naked around you” Ellen asked.

Justin and I both start blushing and laughing.

“I’m gonna take that as a yes” Ellen nods. “Alright so we are gonna play a little game called Never Have I Ever, here are your two paddles, they are double sided, and you’re gonna answer anything I ask you, if you have done it, I’m just asking for honesty here, cos this is a place of truth” Ellen joked. The crowd laughed.

“Where is the alcohol” I blurted. Ellen laughed.

“Isn’t this a drinking game.” I asked confused. Justin shook his head.

“Not that I drink, cos I’m 19” I hide my face with the paddle and the crowds laughs.

“Never have I ever hooked up with a fan on tour” Ellen read.

Justin flipped his paddle to I have.

“Define hooked up”

“Just answer the question” Justin demanded.

“Fine, what’s wrong with him” The crowd laughed. I flipped my I have never. The crowd booed.

“What I don’t have fans” I laughed, and Ellen shook her head.

“Never have I ever texted a nude selfie”

I slowly flipped my paddle to I have. I made a face in disappointment.

Justin flipped his paddle to I have.

“Never have I ever blacked out”

I slowly flip my paddle to I have not.

“I don’t drink, shame on you” I point at Justin’s paddle.

“Never have I ever joined the mile high club”

“C’mon” Justin shook his head.

I flipped the paddle to I have. The crowd laughed.

“No you haven’t” Justin laughed.

“Yes I did, I was with you”  

The crowd oohed.

“Smoking weed in an airplane” I blurted. Justin shook his head. The crowed was in hysterics.

“That’s not what the mile high club is babe” Justin laughed.

“What else can it be though?”

“What do you think it is” He asked. I shrugged.

“it’s sex on an airplane” Justin pinched my side.

“ohh that makes sense” I sheepishly grinned at Ellen who was too busy laughing.

“Never have I ever forgot the person name I was fooling around with”

I flipped my paddle to I have not.

Justin sucked his teeth and kept his paddle to I have.

“I feel like these question are targeted against me” Justin laughed it off. The crowd laughed.

“I think your paddle is broken or something” I looked at him as Ellen laughed.

“Never have I ever said someone else’s name while fooling around”

“Does like nicknames count” I asked.

“Like what?” Ellen asked.

“That wasn’t the question, was it” I raised an eyebrow. 

Justin I both flipped our paddles to I have.

“Never have I ever been drunk before noon”

I flipped my paddle to I have, Justin flipped his I have not.

“Finally” he laughed as the did the crowd.

“I thought you didn’t drink” Ellen laughs.

“who said that” Ellen laughs at me.

“Ok so you experience black outs daily” Ellen joked. The crowd laughed

“Never have I ever kissed a friend” Ellen smirked.

I looked at Justin first, he flipped his paddle to I have. I did as well.

Ellen nodded. The bell rang.

“Oh that was so fun” I laughed.

“We have time for one more right” Ellen asked her producers and they nodded.

“Never have I ever hooked up with someone in a dressing room” Ellen asked.

“Oh MY GOD” I laughed. I hid my head in Justin’s neck. 

The crowd was going ballistic.

Justin shook his head, his face obviously, red.

“I only want the truth” Ellen feigned innocence.

Justin threw our paddles behind the couch. The crowd laughed.

Ellen laughed.

We’ll be back from the commercial break shortly with Sasha and Justin’s performance” Ellen said laughing in the camera. The audience cheered.

I microphones turned off. “So you sure you didn’t hook up in my dressing room, that was some reaction” Ellen asked coincidentally. 

I shook my head with a laugh. Justin laughed it off.

“It was good see y’all, don’t be nervous for the performance, the crowd is pretty easy going, anything excites these middle ages housewives” she joked.

We thanked Ellen and walked out from the set, we were directed to the stage. We could take a small break since the show is pre-recorded.

Once Justin got behind the drum set and pumped the beat twice and stretching his neck.

“Ready girl” he nodded at me. I smiled. 

“Just like we practiced, imagine we are at the house playing around”

“Imma take off my shoes” I nervously grinned, and Justin laughed.

I drank a little bit of water and just went over the lyrics in my head.

The camera man motioned to us and Ellen when to come back on. 

“okay we are back with Sasha Leif and Justin Bieber” the crowd cheered.

“What will you guys be singing for us today”

“It’s a suprise, I think y’all might know this one, just sit back and enjoy and if you know it then sing a long”

“Take it away guys”

The familiar cords rang out and everyone was cheered loudly I looked to Justin and laughed.

I sang.

“Strumming my pain with his fingers”

I slowed it down.

“Singing my life with his words, killing me softly with his song”

“Killing me softly with his song....... telling my whole life with his words”

“Killing me softly with his song......”

I lowered my voice and elongated the first verse concentrating on my vocals.

Then the beat dropped and the crowd got up and started dancing by themselves.

I spun around and continued what my mother started all those years ago.

“I heard he sang a good song, I heard he had a style and so I came to see him, to listen for a while and there he was, this young boy, a stranger to my eyes”

I danced around stage feeling the song. Once the chorus started.

“Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words Killing me softly with his song...... sing it with me” the crowd sang back the chorus of the song “Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly with his song”

I looked at Justin he laughed at me and I was having so much fun, music feeds the soul. I reached my free hand out to him and he squeezed it back. 

“I felt all flushed with fever, embarrassed by the crowd I felt he'd found my letters and read each one out loud I prayed that he would finish, but he just kept right on”

I was singing to the crowd. Everyone was enjoying ma’s music and everything was alright for once.

“Strumming my pain with his fingers Singing my life with his words”

I made my way to Ellen while we danced to the chorus and the back up singers started sing in the lines. Ellen dances good for a white women, that’s her NOLA flavor in her.

“Killing me softly with his song Killing me softly with his song Telling my whole life with his words Killing me softly”

Ellen was laughing around and dancing with some of the backstage crew since they came out on her side of the stage while she invited some of the audience around in her area. I danced with some of the people, everyone was having a good time.

“Take it to the bridge” I yelled in the mike.

I began vocalizing the chorus of the song and danced around the stage.

The band a long with Justin had a little solo while I vocalized the bridge. I went through the change of a rift while Justin changed the beat to a funky african beat with the bongos. This was my favorite part.

“Kick it” I yelled into the mike.

I went into the crowd while dancing with the audience and Ellen followed after me.

“Strumming my pain with his fingers.................

Singing my life with his words ...................

Killing me softly with his song...........

Killing me softly with his song...........

Telling my whole life with his words...........

Killing me softly, with his words........”

Justin finished the song with bongos. The whole audienced roared with applause. Ellen hugged me while we laughed together.

“That was great, you sound so much like her, so much talent, that was phenenomenal” Ellen thanked me personally over the crowd.

“Thank you” I shouted at her.

The camera man signaled that the show was done recording and everyone cheered for Justin and I as we exited the stage into the back room.

Justin, Ellen and I went back stage. We took a bunch of selfies with her as she thanked us for coming and told us to come back any time.

We got our mikes taken off. We walked towards the exit and waited to be only us.

“Baby you did amazing, I love watching you perform. Fucking amazing”

“I love you too, you did so good, I’m so proud. That was so fun, I have so much adrenaline in me right now. Look I’m still shaking”

“I know it’s so addicting, you’re so cute” he smiled at me

“do you think she knows” I laughed. Justin shook his head.

“about what?” 

“us hooking up in the dressing room” I laughed remembering the fun game.

“It was just a coincidence hopefully, she does have camera sometimes in the room though” Justin laughed. Justin pinches my ass as we walk out of the studio to our car.

“Justin why didn’t you tell me that” I shoved him away.

“We both have more interviews the next three weeks and we’re starting filming next week, it’s kind of exhausting” I lean my head on his shoulder.

“We should get something situated” Justin says.

“What” I asked confused, was he mad at me?

“Gynecologist” Justin smirked.

“Shit, yeah I know, we haven’t used a condom once and you cummed in me today, pull out game weak af boi”

“I’ll get you some plan B, but you have irregular periods, so we should be fine”

“How do you know that” I make a face, surprised.

“You’re my best friend” he smiled.

“I love you” I kissed him on his lips. I pulled back. “Should we check for pregnancy”

“Yeah, we’ll check like this weekend” Justin stares out the window. “You should be fine”

“Should?” I questioned, he was so calm about this.

“I wouldn’t mind having a baby” Justin said. This nigga was crazy.

“Who, Justin, we are not dating, I’m only 19, are you clean. I didn’t even think about this shit before I let you fuck me, we are fucked Justin, like all the other times we haven’t used a condom”

“If you are pregnant, Sasha, then we will deal with it however we decide” He kissed me on the mouth. “I had test done like a day before I fucked you” Justin kissed me again.

“Plus since you have irregular periods you don’t ovulate correctly, no ovulation, no baby”

“How do you know this?”

Justin looks expectingly.

“Ohhh, how many women have you been with? If you don’t mind me asking”

“A lot” he laughed.

“Do you know the number” I looked at him.

“Close to a hundred, maybe more” he admitted. He gave me this look like he was ashamed.

“I hope you know that you’re not less of a person. So what if you like sex, that’s a part of you.  I will never hold that against you or think you’re a bad person because of that ,” Justin cut me off with his lips and pressed a kiss into mine.

“You’re so good to me” he kissed me again. I lay my head on his shoulder and intertwine my hand with his.

“Thanks for showing me how to be happy again, Justin” I cling onto him closer.

“Ditto” he looked at me and tilted my head and sensually kissed my lips sucking on my tongue.

“Don’t start something you can’t finish” I said in between kissed.

Justin grunted as he pulled down my shorts, he switched the partition so the driver wouldn’t see what was about to happen.

“I liked it when you came in me, I want you to do more once I get on birth control. It was so fucking hot, the way it felt drip out of me” Justin rolled his eyes in the back of his head.

“I’m gonna fuck you nice and slow, if you make any noise I’m stopping, understand” He whispers into my ear.

I climb onto his lap, still a horny mess from early. Justin is already rock solid, he slides into my slick hot center, slowly filling me up. He slowly fills me up, lifting my ass up and down on his cock very calmly and lazily, he fucks me while he kisses my neck, I try not moan.

“Justin” I whisper.

“What did I tell you” Justin bites my ear hard. He thrust hard inside of me provoking me to moan loudly, but I bit my lip hardly instead.

This car ride was going to be the death of me. His stroke game was already working its way to killing me for good anyways.

[greyhuntress]

sanvers + 5

bruh this is completely uninspired and I’m totally rusty but I swear I tried

5. “Are you drunk?”

Coming to Kara’s birthday party was not exactly what Maggie had in mind for a Saturday night. It’s not that she didn’t enjoy people per se - she had always mingled fairly easily at the alien bar she had grown so fond of over the years -, but those people in particular made her feel more ET than the Roltikkon she used to hook up with. And they were all human. They all felt foreign to her, as if she was the only one out of the little Kara Danvers secret club.

Kara was happily chatting with her nerdy friend and her boss about some new story she was chasing the past week, which apparently included somewhere called Solitude on the Artic. Her other friend, Mike, was in a somewhat awkward conversation with Alex’s Boss, John, with Alex as the reluctant mediator. And then there was Maggie, sitting on the sofa, quietly watching the reprise of some popular talk show on TV. She half wished the others would just let go of her girlfriend so she would have someone to talk to.

(Or at least, someone to talk to who didn’t seem to hate her guts.)

She wanted to get along with Alex’s friends. She just didn’t know how.

Almost as if her prayers had been heard, Alex fumbled her way towards Maggie, a cup of whiskey in one hand. She threw herself at her girlfriend’s side, leaning her head back and massaging her temples lightly.

 ‘That boy can be a workload sometimes.’ She muttered, eyes darting at the Mikeguy from across the room. ‘I think he wants to date my sister.’

Maggie smiled. ‘Oh, so now you get to be the hound dog around her?’

Alex frowned. ‘What?’

 Alex glanced at Kara, and something on the way her head tilted to the side and her hands started dancing as she talked hinted at Maggie she might be slightly tipsy.

 ‘Kara is not a hound dog.’ She slurred slightly on the last word. ‘She’s a puppy. Like, a golden retriever puppy.’ She leaned her cup on Maggie’s direction as if requesting a toast. ‘Who farts rainbows.’

‘Are you drunk, agent Danvers?’ Maggie teased. Her smug look made Alex roll her eyes.

‘Maybe.’ She took another sip of whiskey. ‘But Kara was never my hound dog.’

‘She practically murdered me with her eyes when we first met. Honestly, I thought you would be the protective one, but she can be quite… Intense.’

 Alex had never built up the courage to explain to Maggie just how hurt she had been when she first rejected her. But Kara had seen it. She had picked up those pieces and put them back together. No wonder it wasn’t easy for the two of them to get along. And her sister hadn’t been exactly trying either.

(And god, had Alex asked her to. Sometimes the blonde could be more stubborn than she cared to admit.)

 ‘Now that you say,’ Alex started, her under lip protruding in a pout. She pointed at the TV, where Maxwell Lord had just entered the screen to greet the Talk Show’s host. ‘he hit on me once. Kara didn’t like him much too.’

‘Oh.’ Maggie could not hold the surprised laughter that escaped her throat. ‘Is that so? If she didn’t like the multibillionare, how can I even compete?’

‘True. You should just give up.’ Alex turned her eyes from the TV to face Maggie, who had a faux offended look on her face. ‘He was just...’ She shook her head. ‘He was so, so deeply in love with me.’

‘Well,’ Maggie smiled, placing a hand on Alex’s cheek. The woman leaned into the touch, allowing her partner to bring their faces closer until their foreheads touched. ‘too bad for him.’

Alex’s lips curved. ‘And why is that?’

‘Because you were already in love with me.’

The smiled escaped her lips. ‘I didn’t even know you.’

‘See? That’s how awesome I am.’

 Alex closed the distance between them, and suddenly Maggie didn’t care that no one in the room seemed to like her. Alex did, and that was all that mattered.

They parted, sooner than Maggie would have liked, as Alex stumbled to get herself up, almost falling over the coffee table before her girlfriend came to the rescue.

 ‘C’mon.’ Alex said as she laced their fingers. ‘Let’s show my sister how awesome you are.’

[raoulbathletics-blog]

Rubbermaid Weights, Goku, and a 7 year-4 year Degree

I have always loved fitness; well I have always loved lifting weights.  Fitness involves much more than lifting weights like running. I’ll be honest, I can not stand running, it sucks.  I have a “rep the weights faster” as a cardiovascular ideology. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not hating on runners or endurance athletes.  I actually envy y'all (I’m from the south, I say y'all, don't expect it to change).  With that being said, yes I do admire your capacity for long duration cardio endurance but I also believe a “Man” shouldn’t weigh less than 185 pounds or be beardless. Thats another blog later on. 

As long as I remember I was into pumping iron. When I was a kid I idolized figures such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, The Rock, The Incredible Hulk, and Goku.  Yes, I know the last two or cartoon characters, but a lot can be learned from Goku’s dedication and commitment to training and nutrition.  If you didn't get hyped AF and start beating the shit out of your bedroom walls when Kakarot went Super Saiyan you aren’t even human.  I’m a nerd, so what, I can bench press a Fiat.  Anyways back to my childhood and lifting weights.  To this day I can still remember my first weight set.  It was this tiny little bench with a “barbell” that was the diameter of a broomstick and the weights were these plastic case container like things that were filled with concrete or sand. Pretty much what I had was a weight set made by Rubbermaid. There was even a cap you could unscrew on each one where you could let a little sand out or add some. I loved that damn weight set, I thought it was awesome, but hey I was 9 years old and I was about to be like Arnold (growing up all my friends wanted to “Be like Mike”, I wanted to be the Terminator).  Something about lifting weights and growing muscle has always intrigued me.  I believe my Dad had a part in my fascination with working out.  My dad has always been built, maybe not as aesthetic or as big as my celebrity and cartoon idols but compared to my friend’s fathers and anyone that I personally known my dad was, still is, swole.  My dad was the one to show me what a bench press, bicep curl, and lat pull down were.  Let’s just say he paved the way for me. Now my father showed me the in and outs of the weight room, but my perception of pure brute strength came from my mother and the rest of the Boughtons.  Those Boughtons let me tell ya.  Have you heard of the term “Construction Strong”? Well if you looked up that term in the dictionary, there would be a picture of the Boughton Family.  Now I have never seen my uncle touch a dumbbell but he could pick up an 80 pound sack of concrete in each hand and scale a ladder at the same time, the crazy thing is my mom would be right behind him with another sack a concrete.  You’d think we were a family of vikings, if it weren't  for most of us being vertically challenged and that one tan skinned kid aka me.  The Boughtons are just a solid group of individuals with a tenacity for work, not desk jockeying work, but physical manual labor in the elements of nature type of work. To this day, my 72 year old grandmother still mows 1 acre of grass with a push mower.  The damn thing isn't even self propelled. That’s what I call Functional Fitness; yeah cool “Fran” time bro but can you mix concrete with a shovel and wheel barrow, frame a house or build an award winning Mardi Gras float in less than a week.  I think not. Again being able to lift weights and not call a “professional” to change your light bulb is another blog topic for a later date. I owe a lot to my family and my upbringing for my love of working out. The patriarch of the Boughtons, my grandfather, is who I received my first protein shake.  Now I’m not talking about the delicious whey protein shake you and I are accustomed to today. I’m talking old school; glass of whole milk, 4 raw eggs, and a tsp of vanilla extract-protein shake (needless to say this was my first and last “old school” protein shake). 

I was 15 when Hurricane Katrina hit the Mississippi Gulf Coast (if you are not familiar with this area, the location I am talking about is “The Landmass” between New Orleans and Alabama). Everything was destroyed and we didn't have school for months, so there wasn't anything to do besides to either work out and/or make a little pocket change gutting houses and cleaning debris. Let me tell you, tearing down soaking wet, moldy drywall got old quick. There was a few of us that really got into working out at this time; one of which really got into it, stuck with it and he now has his IFBB Pro Card.  Ready for this, the dude is a VEGAN... Which is not totally unheard of these days.  To compete in the world of bodybuilding it’s 90 percent diet, I don’t care what you say, it is.  So when your food intake is all veggies and you are committed to pumping iron, yeah you are going to be shredded.  

So we all hit the weights pretty hard from sophomore to senior year of high school.  You know you're doing something right when your classmates all claim that you're on roids.  “Nah’ bruh, blame it on genetics, two a days at the gym, copious amounts of grilled chicken breast and the occasional case of Keystone Light. (what, I was carb loading).  I played football in high school a couple of times but I kept getting injured in the weight room due to poor programming and improper coaching on weightlifting technique from my “all knowledgeable coaches”.  I got stronger outside of the football weight room by going to other gyms and doing research on my own.  This is one of the reasons I later finally chose a career path that I’m in now.  

Then came college. I know you’ve heard of “Gaining that Freshman 50″. Well I took it up a notch and gained a whopping 70 pounds after high school.  I was what you called a career student.  I took advantage of everything college had to offer, except the academic part. I didn't hit the books hard until my 3rd freshman year and finally chose a major and stuck with it.  Prior to this I hopped around from engineering, only because my friend was doing it (the same one that is a vegan body builder but I quickly realized that my math capacity was limited to counting by 45′s) to pre law (but at this time I turned 21 and there was no need to use my fake ID anymore), to finally figuring why don't I do something relevant to what I love, Working out.  At this point I was 4 years into a relationship with my now wife and most of her family are educators and coaches.  I stated earlier how often got hurt often in the high school weight room and I wasn’t the only one.  I also had only like 2 influential teachers  in my high school career, (thank you Sheila and Monty G).  So I decided to go into coaching with an emphasis on strength and conditioning with a minor and history.  For people that don't know, if you plan to coach a high school team you'll have to teach a class too.  So I chose another topic that I really like, History, (there’s no way in hell I’m teaching math unless its only kilo to pound conversions or counting plates on a barbell).  I felt like I needed to be in the classroom and in the weight room to positively motivate and inspire kids.  After a 7 year stint in college and over $40k in student loans, I finally received that 4 year degree everyone rant and raves about. Another blog for another time. 

With that being said, I fuel planes to pay the bills.  Remember how I said my now In Laws are teachers. Well they also tell me stories of the job.  It’s not the kids that have deterred me from the job, it’s the parents.  I honestly don’t wont to deal with y'all all knowing, ignorant, neglectful, pig headed, selfish A-Holes.  Now I know not all of you parents are like this but there’s a select few that I really don't have the time or patience for.  I give props and thanks to all teachers out there.  You are a group of people that are underpaid and under appreciated for what y'all do and put up with.  

After 4 years and counting in the aviation industry, mortgage doesn't pay itself,  I finally had the opportunity to  live the American Dream.  I am now an entrepreneur that owns his own business, Rah’s Gym in Bay St. Louis, Ms.  I could have easily pursued my dream in an easier way and be a personal trainer at someone else’s gym.  Do you see the problem with that last sentence?  I’ll break it down for you. In order to truly succeed the route should never be easy.  I think there’s a difference between being a personal trainer and strength coach. Lastly, being at “someone’s else’s gym” didn’t sit well with me.  Especially since there weren’t any “gym’s” near me.  Yes, there were health clubs, and fitness centers, and judgement free zones with pizza parties, but there were no gyms.  So with the determination to finally get my Freshman 70 off, oh yeah it’s still there, and an increased limit on my card I opened my own gym.  A real gym.  I have no air conditioning, no smith machines, and a bunch of free weights.  When people ask where my cardio section is, I simply point to the one elliptical and to the road on side of the gym and say “There’s no better cardio than feet to pavement.”  

Rah’s Gym has been open for 8 month’s now and business is good for being the niche, non commercial, mainstream gym that it is.  I’ve learned a lot so far; not just about running a business but about the field that I love.  You know there’s so much more to working out besides heavy singles and curls for the girls.  I know right, who would have thought.  I house all types of athletes at the gym; Functional Fitters, aka crossfitters that don't like to be sued, Body Builders, Power lifters, Mixed Martial Artists, and even Triathletes. 

It’s an exciting time to be in the fitness industry.  People are finally giving a shit about their health and quality of life, and I want to be a part of it. I plan on losing my Freshman 70, are you. 

Lift heavy, run efficiently, and rest often.

[beepbeeprichiellc]

17, 24, 31, 45

17. “Please.”

24. “Are you drunk?”

31. "Are you jealous?”

45. "Make me.”

The fire was well fed, reaching upward towards the sky with outstretched arms. People were scattered throughout the field, huddled in small groups or sprawled out on cars with bodies pressed tightly. The so called event was well advertised, almost the entire body showing up and partaking in the festivities. It had been Beverly’s idea to go, having found a flier pinned on her dorm door, and the others just followed right along. Richie had been forced-well more like dragged-along with his friends, the outing was supposedly going to “cure” his broken heart but all it did was make the hole in his chest ache. Two weeks ago the love of his life had ripped his soul from his body and crushed it under her four inch heels.

So here he was leaning against his truck, loathing in his self pity. Every now and then one of his friends would stop by and console him but would turn tail the moment they realized that they were getting nowhere. Currently he was with Stan, both of them nursing their beer due to having volunteered as the designated drivers. His friend was talking about something unimportant, the words going in one of the trashmouths ears and out the other. Usually, Richie would be a better friend but due to his current break up he was finding it hard to keep up the charade when all he wanted to do was go home and curl up into a tight ball.

“Are you even listening to me?”

Richie blinked, suddenly aware of Stan’s judging stare. “What?” He sputtered, crashing back down into earth with a autiable bang. “I-I’m sorry, what were you saying?”

Stan snorted, “Seriously Rich, you need to get out of this slump. It looks real bad on you.” It was a little harsh, coming from one of his closest friend but it was warranted and sharp. “You’re driving everyone crazy, I know you like the girl but-”

“Liked?” Richie laughed, the feeling painful in his bones. “I loved her! She was the one okay? The one I was supposed to be with forever! You guys just don’t understand, I mean when was the last time you-”

“Choose your next words carefully.” Stan warned, pushing his body off of the truck and turning his body towards him in one swift motion. “I know you are hurt but we are trying your best to help you. For fucks sake Richie we have all been listening to you rant on about Abby but guess what? She was a fucking bitch!”

“Take that back!” Richie hissed, a burning anger bubbling just under his skin. “Take that back right now!”

Stan looked as if he had been slapped, stepping back and breathing fire. “No. She cheated on you with your roommate! In your bed! Why are you still hung up on her? God, Eddie’s been throwing himself at you for years and yet you still chase after these bimbos with an IQ of a rock. For fucks sake you-”

“Eddie’s been what?” Richie cut, shaking the buzz from between his ears. “What did you just say?”

“Uh-” Stan started, swaying slightly in confusion. “What?”

“You just said that Eddie-” But Richie didn’t finish because at that moment Stan bolted, dropping his beer and running swiftly walking through the cars towards the fire where the others stood. Whatever he said then made Beverly punch him in the arm and Mike throw his hands up in the air. It would’ve be considered amusing if not for the sinking feeling it left in the trashmouths gut. Lifting himself from the truck he turned to follow, but stopped the moment a slurred voice called out to him.

“Hey R-Richie, did-did you see that? Stan ran a-away.” Richie turned to watch Eddie giggle into his hand, a half empty beer still in between his fingers. The small boy looked like shit, his usually put together look was torn apart, his clothes askew and his hair a curly mess. When he looked up to Richie his eyes were dulled and distant, a glimmer of pain hidden behind the deep pools of chocolate. “W-what’d you do? Insult his b-birds? You kn-know he’s sensitive about th-them.”

“Are you drunk?”

“Pfft.” Eddie took one final long drink from his bottle, tossing it to the ground beside his feet. “Na, little Eddie Spaghetti can’t party, didn’t you hear?”

The words burned Richie’s ears, it had been an echo of what he had said earlier out of anger. Everyone had been pressuring him to go to the bonfire and Eddie had piped in with his opinion so of course-being the amazing friend he had been lately-Richie bit his head off. “Listen Eds, I didn’t mean to say that. It’s just with the whole Abby thing I’ve been kinda-”

“Please.” Eddie whined, covering his ears. “St-stop talking about th-that whore. I hated h-her so fuh-cking much.” It had been the first time he had spoken bad about Richie’s ex, the words both harsh and loud. “I kn-knew she was no good. I t-told Bill that, jus-just ask him. I said-I said, this girl is going to bruh-break Richie’s heart a-and he s-said that it wa-was none of my buis-business and th-that you had to fuh-fuck up on your own.” He laughed, the dunken sway he had intensifying making him slam into the side of Richie’s passenger side door.

“Fuck, Eddie stop-”

“Make me.” He challenged with determined eyes. “Oh w-wait you can’t! Bec-cause you are too b-busy screwing a-around with everyone e-else to n-notice-” There was no fishing, only giving a heavy sigh and a burp instead. “Whatever, do-doesn’t matter.”

“Eddie?” Richie whispered, “Are you-” Eddie’s head rolled against his shoulders, breaking their eye contact. “Hey, look at me Eds.” The trashmouth reached out, grabbing hold of his friends face rather firmly, one hand on each side so not to hurt him. The action seemingly made Eddie melt, his body leaning against the warm touch. It took all Richie had not to pull away in surprise. “Are you jealous?”

Eddie’s eyes snapped open, his body jerking away as a sense of sobriety washed over him all at once. “N-no, I’m n-not-” He shook his head, stepping away from where Richie stood. “Why would y-you even ask-” There was a snort, a forced chuckle, and a crackle in his voice. “So st-stupid.”

“Is it?” Richie asked, feeling suddenly bare and vulnerable. “I mean ever since I started dating Abby you’ve been distant and then we broke up and-then you were there again, like nothing had happened. I can’t believe I didn’t see it before you-you lov-”

“Shut up!” Eddie yelled, the sudden change in his demeanor making Richie jump. “Sh-shut up okay? Y-you don’t kn-know shit.”

“What don’t I know?” Richie couldn’t stop himself, couldn’t let it go until his friend admitted what they both now knew. “Tell me Eddie, tell me the truth.”

“The tr-truth?” Eddie repeated, the slur dripping from his tounge. “You wa-wanna know th-the truth? The real t-truth?” Tears welled in his eyes, his lip quivering and arms folding inward on themselves. “I’ve b-been standing by fuh-for fifteen years, w-waiting for you to n-notice me and you h-havn’t! I only exist when it’s co-convenient for you! ‘Oh Eds, I l-love Abby, nuh-no Mark, no Ch-Christine”” The names were spat in disgust, right at Richie’s surprised face. “D-did you ever e-even realize? R-realize that I was the o-only one who was th-there to pick you b-back up when those lovers b-broke your heart! N-no matter how bad it hu-hurt I was there!”

“Eds I-”

“Hey, is everything okay over here?” It was Bill, because of-fucking-course it would be. Richie looked around and noticed that the party had stopped, everyone’s eyes turned towards the two of them, obviously noticing Eddie’s screaming voice. The attention burned his skin, but not as much as Eddie’s scorching glare. “What’s going on.” Bill’s hand snaked around Eddie’s shoulders, the protective gesture speaking volume. Eddie leaned into the touch, dropping the eye contact and biting his lip in shame. “Eddie?”

“I wanna go h-home.” Eddie muttered under his breath, staggering backwards in Bill’s arms. “Please, I ju-just wanna-just wanna-”

“Alright.” Bill breathed, pulling his friend close as if to shield him from the trashmouth. “I’ll take you home.”

“No, Eddie don’t go.” Richie whined, reaching out for his friend only to have it fall back to his side when they stepped out of range. “I’ll take you home, please I just want to talk.”

Eddie glanced up once more, the pain in his eyes agonizingly recognizable. “I’m duh-done talking.” And with that he left with Bill, swimming though the sea of people and fading away from Richie’s line of sight. The party staggered onward, leaving Richie in the dust.

Eventually Stan made it back over to him, hands in his pockets and face turned downward. “Yeah, so how’d it go?”

Richie groaned.