#only cuz im on spring break tho then ill b back to zero will to live

[kikuowo]

SEEING HOW BONTEN TRIO WOULD REACT TO GIRLS FLIRTING WITH THEM…

WARNINGS: lots of cussing lmao, not great writing i tried lmao

A/N: i think i spend too much time on tiktok, anyways heres a trend i found funny on the boys. lmk how ya liked this cuz idk if i do lol

art is by @DRV486

RINDOU

after watching a few videos, one trend in particular had caught your attention and led you to wanting to see how your boyfriend would react to girls coming up to him while he wasn’t with you.

You skip over to where Rindou was lounging on the couch watching tv, a gleam in your eye told him you were up to something causing him to sigh and sit up to face you, ready for whatever you had come up with this time.

Crawling to sit on his lap, you practically shoved your phone in his face to show him the video, and told him you wanted to test it out on him. After rolling his eyes and grumbling, he agreed to go along with it. Cheering in excitement you stand up and prepare yourself for your role as a stranger trying to chat up your man.

Slowly you walk up to him, a hand rubbing up his thigh, “Hi handsome, can I get your number?”

Immediately Rindou slapped your hand away from his thigh, “nah i don’t got a phone sorry.”

“what are you apologizing for? huh? you sorry you can’t text her? Do it again.”

You step back, ready to re-approach him.

“Hey baby, h-”

“nah, you ugly as hell. Batshit ugly bro, fuck out my face.” Rindou interrupts you. His bored expression and monotone voice cause you to burst out laughing.

You step back once more, going back up to him and wrap and arm around his neck and attempt to sit om his lap. Rindou is quick to throw push you off of him and onto the other side of the couch.

“ew, damn bitch you stink, you musty as hell”

“…is that good enough for you? Or do i have to fuckin beat up this bitch to make you happy?” Rindou asks, smiling at you laughing your ass off.

honestly 10/10 I think rindou would pass the test, he can drag a bitch no problem. I feel like he would just straight up ignore the girl, plus he’s too down bad for you to even think about other girls.

RAN

You and Ran sat in a parking lot of a salon waiting for Rindou to get his hair cut and re-dyed. Scrolling through your phone you came across a video about a girl testing her boyfriend on how he would react to a girl coming up to his car asking for help. Seeing the perfect opportunity to do this on Ran, you told him about the video and after letting out a quick laugh he immediately agreed.

Getting out of the car, you walked over to his window and tapped on the glass, as he rolled down the window you crossed your arms over the side of the car, purposely pushing out your tits.

“Hey, my car broke down, could you help me out?”

“Sure I can beautiful, what kind of car you drive?” Ran answered with flirty smile and eyes glued to your chest.

Your sweet smile dropped and you smacked his chest, “Man fuck you, go again.”

Ran laughs at you and nods, “sorry sorry, okay. I’ll do better this time.”

“My tire blew out, you think you could help me change it handsome?” You ask pouting at Ran and reaching out to rub his arm.

“Hell no you’re ugly, plus i got a girlfriend, get out of here,” Ran replied hitting your arm away from him.

“Ugly? You think i’m ugly?”

“Well, lets see turn around for me baby”

“Ran what the hell”

Ran starts laughing again at your annoyed face, “ok I’m serious this time, do it again.”

Rolling your eyes you lean back into the car.

“Hey I ran out of gas, think you could give me a ride to the gas station”

“i don’t care” Ran replies starring straight ahead.

“could you help me please?”

“You gonna pay me?”

“What? I-“

“you takin too long, no money, no point in helping”

You suddenly feel something move under your arms, looking down you quickly retracted your hands. With a cocky smile on his face and middle finger up, the heavily tinted windows rolled up, and to add to it you heard the door lock.

“you dumbass, let me back in!”

“nah, I got a girlfriend”

8/10, would definitely respond to the girls flirting, maybe even give her some help if she truly needed it, but otherwise he’ll bring her hopes up just to let them come crashing down by dragging the bitch with insults that’ll have her thinking about for the rest of her life.

SANZU

Known as the “loyal mad dog”, you were ready to test just how loyal Sanzu could be. You tell him about the videos you watched and how you were going to test him on how he reacts to girls coming on to him, after giving you a thumbs up he sits back and gets ready.

You walk over to him and attempt to wrap your arms around him, “Hi handsome, wanna go dance?”

Suddenly you’re pushed off of him, “I got a girlfriend back off WOOF WOOF”

you stand stunned as sanzu starts barking at you, maybe you should have asked him to be sober for this.

“that was fun, do it again I got more babe” Sanzu lets out a laugh.

You were a little nervous at what he had planned, but again you came up to him and started to rub up his arm, “Hi baby, can I get your number?”

Sanzu smacks your hand away and gives you a dirty look,“First of all, you are nothing but a trashy hoe. Second of all, your-you suck dick. Third of all, you’re not a boss ass bitch, you a boss ass trashy hoe,”

Holding back a laugh, you continue with your flirting.

“You’re so fine baby, wanna go up to a private room? I’ll give you a show pretty boy”

Immediately he starts screaming, scaring the shit out of you. You try shushing him, not wanting a noise complaint from your neighbors, but he just keeps on yelling.

“OKAY HARU I GET IT STOP YELLING”

“WHO ARE YOU? DONT CALL ME HARU, ONLY MY GIRL GETS TO CALL ME THAT, UGLY ASS HOE”

another 10/10, hes not the loyal mad dog for nothing (even if the title refers to mikey). While high i feel like he would scare the poor soul that approached him, but the times he is sober he’ll straight up murder the poor girl, with words of course (but if their a little too annoying and persistent maybe he actually will murder them…)

[yandere-lover2]

Omg sanzu was so funny 🤣 😆 I can't he stared barking like a dog 😂 😭 🤣

SEEING HOW BONTEN TRIO WOULD REACT TO GIRLS FLIRTING WITH THEM…

WARNINGS: lots of cussing lmao, not great writing i tried lmao

A/N: i think i spend too much time on tiktok, anyways heres a trend i found funny on the boys. lmk how ya liked this cuz idk if i do lol

࿓ RINDOU

after watching a few videos, one trend in particular had caught your attention and led you to wanting to see how your boyfriend would react to girls coming up to him while he wasn’t with you.

You skip over to where Rindou was lounging on the couch watching tv, a gleam in your eye told him you were up to something causing him to sigh and sit up to face you, ready for whatever you had come up with this time.

Crawling to sit on his lap, you practically shoved your phone in his face to show him the video, and told him you wanted to test it out on him. After rolling his eyes and grumbling, he agreed to go along with it. Cheering in excitement you stand up and prepare yourself for your role as a stranger trying to chat up your man.

Slowly you walk up to him, a hand rubbing up his thigh, “Hi handsome, can I get your number?”

Immediately Rindou slapped your hand away from his thigh, “nah i don’t got a phone sorry.”

“what are you apologizing for? huh? you sorry you can’t text her? Do it again.”

You step back, ready to re-approach him.

“Hey baby, h-”

“nah, you ugly as hell. Batshit ugly bro, fuck out my face.” Rindou interrupts you. His bored expression and monotone voice cause you to burst out laughing.

You step back once more, going back up to him and wrap and arm around his neck and attempt to sit om his lap. Rindou is quick to throw push you off of him and onto the other side of the couch.

“ew, damn bitch you stink, you musty as hell”

“…is that good enough for you? Or do i have to fuckin beat up this bitch to make you happy?” Rindou asks, smiling at you laughing your ass off.

honestly 10/10 I think rindou would pass the test, he can drag a bitch no problem. I feel like he would just straight up ignore the girl, plus he’s too down bad for you to even think about other girls.

࿓ RAN

You and Ran sat in a parking lot of a salon waiting for Rindou to get his hair cut and re-dyed. Scrolling through your phone you came across a video about a girl testing her boyfriend on how he would react to a girl coming up to his car asking for help. Seeing the perfect opportunity to do this on Ran, you told him about the video and after letting out a quick laugh he immediately agreed.

Getting out of the car, you walked over to his window and tapped on the glass, as he rolled down the window you crossed your arms over the side of the car, purposely pushing out your tits.

“Hey, my car broke down, could you help me out?”

“Sure I can beautiful, what kind of car you drive?” Ran answered with flirty smile and eyes glued to your chest.

Your sweet smile dropped and you smacked his chest, “Man fuck you, go again.”

Ran laughs at you and nods, “sorry sorry, okay. I’ll do better this time.”

“My tire blew out, you think you could help me change it handsome?” You ask pouting at Ran and reaching out to rub his arm.

“Hell no you’re ugly, plus i got a girlfriend, get out of here,” Ran replied hitting your arm away from him.

“Ugly? You think i’m ugly?”

“Well, lets see turn around for me baby”

“Ran what the hell”

Ran starts laughing again at your annoyed face, “ok I’m serious this time, do it again.”

Rolling your eyes you lean back into the car.

“Hey I ran out of gas, think you could give me a ride to the gas station”

“i don’t care” Ran replies starring straight ahead.

“could you help me please?”

“You gonna pay me?”

“What? I-“

“you takin too long, no money, no point in helping”

You suddenly feel something move under your arms, looking down you quickly retracted your hands. With a cocky smile on his face and middle finger up, the heavily tinted windows rolled up, and to add to it you heard the door lock.

“you dumbass, let me back in!”

“nah, I got a girlfriend”

8/10, would definitely respond to the girls flirting, maybe even give her some help if she truly needed it, but otherwise he’ll bring her hopes up just to let them come crashing down by dragging the bitch with insults that’ll have her thinking about for the rest of her life.

࿓ SANZU

Known as the “loyal mad dog”, you were ready to test just how loyal Sanzu could be. You tell him about the videos you watched and how you were going to test him on how he reacts to girls coming on to him, after giving you a thumbs up he sits back and gets ready.

You walk over to him and attempt to wrap your arms around him, “Hi handsome, wanna go dance?”

Suddenly you’re pushed off of him, “I got a girlfriend back off WOOF WOOF”

you stand stunned as sanzu starts barking at you, maybe you should have asked him to be sober for this.

“that was fun, do it again I got more babe” Sanzu lets out a laugh.

You were a little nervous at what he had planned, but again you came up to him and started to rub up his arm, “Hi baby, can I get your number?”

Sanzu smacks your hand away and gives you a dirty look,“First of all, you are nothing but a trashy hoe. Second of all, your-you suck dick. Third of all, you’re not a boss ass bitch, you a boss ass trashy hoe,”

Holding back a laugh, you continue with your flirting.

“You’re so fine baby, wanna go up to a private room? I’ll give you a show pretty boy”

Immediately he starts screaming, scaring the shit out of you. You try shushing him, not wanting a noise complaint from your neighbors, but he just keeps on yelling.

“OKAY HARU I GET IT STOP YELLING”

“WHO ARE YOU? DONT CALL ME HARU, ONLY MY GIRL GETS TO CALL ME THAT, UGLY ASS HOE”

another 10/10, hes not the loyal mad dog for nothing (even if the title refers to mikey). While high i feel like he would scare the poor soul that approached him, but the times he is sober he’ll straight up murder the poor girl, with words of course (but if their a little too annoying and persistent maybe he actually will murder them…)