#only Older!Kalim thirst though

[ryuichirou]

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Talking about brocons, people being annoying and other stuff.

Anonymous asked:

I’m sorry when did someone call Idia a brocon in canon?!? 👀

Asking for reasons….

It happened in Book 5, Episode 5-13, near the end of the episode! As Cater and Lilia were explaining the Shrouds’ situation to Yuu and guys, Grim commented that Idia is a total brocon, or something among the lines lol

Anonymous asked:

Cater saying he wants to date Vil + Cater's union birthday saying he wants Vil as a brother = canon brocon Cater methinks

Oh my god… Cater really said “but what if Vil is my brother AND we’re dating”. This boy is either very confused or very kinky, probably both 😔

Anonymous asked:

the Asim siblings are so interesting, like, are they close to eachother? how can they keep track when there are so many of them? what do they think of Kalim, do some of them resent him? are some obsessed with him? the latter in particular gets funnier if you have other siblings that instead decided to follow in their big bro's footsteps and joined the Jamil fanclub. the two groups would argue endlessly about who's better. than add in a third group that just likes them both and might even ship kalijami...

now that I think about it, I've seen some fanworks where Kalim tries to convince Jamil to call him onichan. would that make him a brocon? I guess for Kalim it's less about the idea of having Jamil as a sibling, and more about him being someone that Jamil can rely on without needing too many formalities between them, and the first thing that comes to mind is an older brother... Keep dreaming Kalim, the dude literally sees you as a toddler to babysit!

Hmm, I think they aren’t super close, but those who are closer in age are more likely to be friendly with each other + those who have the same mom (let’s be honest, there is no way all of the Asim kids were born by one lady). And the younger ones probably love Kalim much more than the older ones, both because he is better at connecting with kids + because the older ones technically still have a chance to take Kalim’s place if they’re lucky. But they’re never openly antagonistic; the “default” state for all of them is that Kalim is their beloved older brother that is always playful, fun and kind.

There absolutely are some of the Asim siblings that are obsessed with Kalim and THERE ABSOLUTELY ARE some of the Asim siblings that are obsessed with Jamil!! Imagine looking at Jamil your whole life and not getting obsessed?? lol Jamil would probably think that his own little Asim fanclub is the worst thing to ever exist (having Kalim only is troublesome enough…), but wait until he learns about the KaliJami fanclub… Kalim’s little sisters watching these two always being together and being closer to each other than Kalim is to his actual real brothers? They absolutely ship them lol

Kalim really is such a toddler though… And while I don’t think his wish to see Jamil and himself “as brothers” is in any way related to anything brocon-like, I do think that he really wants to express that his bond with Jamil is special.

Alright, now we’re entering the people-are-annoying territory.

Anonymous asked:

Normally I'd ignore the "don't sexualize the underage pixels" crowd but I love overanalyzing things and could write a mini essay on them (It's weird but I might do that, could be fun).  The thing that stands out most is the obvious hypocrisy.                                                          Kids kids kids, if you play TWST you don't get to say this stuff.  Even if you don't know it's for adults or who Yana Toboso is, look at the cards!  The game itself sometimes sexualizes its own characters!  Even the first and second years!  You harass the fans but give the creators' a free pass?  You're not saying "it's wrong to sexualize fictional minors!" you're saying "it's wrong to not make money off of your thirst!" and "it's only wrong if I don't like the final product!"  You're not mad that adults are creeps, you're mad that they're not pimps!  If the developers ever publicly distance themselves from certain fans, you guys will be the ones called out, not the people who simp over Ortho and freely admit it

Yeah, Anon, this is one of the most annoying things. When they cancel a piece of media + an author + everyone who enjoys the same piece of media, at least it’s somewhat consistent. Still quite stupid, but it’s not trying to sit on two chairs at once. But when they harass artists and writers that are doing fan-content for a piece of media, but then completely ignore when the said piece of media does it… I always remember that twitter argument about how Ortho isn’t shota-bait and therefore the antis have all the rights to enjoy twst since they aren’t weirdos, plus all the endless talks about how Ciel isn’t at all sexualized in the manga and how there is nothing at all sensual in the way the official manga art for Kuroshitsuji is drawn… at times things that they say sound honestly quite concerning (i.e. things that they consider platonic or fatherly), and if I didn’t know for a fact that these people are just bluffing, I would’ve become worried about their own life experiences. But yeah, thankfully, this is just them trying to punish people for thirsting for twst characters and then somehow do it themselves without being called out for it. They enjoy that piece of media critically, which means they’re off the hook! Not like the “weirdos”!

I had a point to make, but I just got salty lol

Also yep, you’re completely right: the developers/the authors tend to distance themselves from the type of fans that ultimately negatively impact the enjoyment people get from their product, and it’s never the type of people who ship characters and draw smut with them. Really makes you think.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

Since I'm in a kalim brain for for a while, your last ask just made me imagine an older Kalim after really throwing himself into becoming a better person, trying to be an equal to jamil acts like such a suave sunshine. Like he's really kind but has a lot of learned wisdom underneath it, and as a fun idea: what if Older kalim uses his sunshine as like a mask for people who want to use him for things but he knows the whole time what they're doing.

[Referencing this post!]

I KNOW RIGHT??????? 😳 Imagine how hot Kalim would be if he grew up (both in physical appearance and in his general competence)????????? Like, the Kalim we have is super sweet and kind, but he is also naive and relies a lot on Jamil (or others) to help him with very basic things that he should probably have some kind of independence in at his age. MAN, Kalim would totally be my type if he just improved in those aspects 😷

dbjsgwjwbwkw I’M GONNA RAMBLE FOR A HOT MINUTE BUT m my ideal older Kalim personality would be 😳 He still maintains that cheery, kind, and carefree demeanor of OG!Kalim... He’s still very amicable, easy to talk to, and empathetic, with the same hobbies and interests of his past self (singing, dancing etc.).

After the events of chapter 4, Kalim will have taken to heart that he needs to gain more independence so he can match Jamil. He pushes himself to work hard, picking himself up after every failure, even gets involved in his family’s trading business so he can experience more of the world and the various people within it while learning the ropes of the business he will one day take over. This enriches Kalim’s knowledge and self awareness 😌 and he develops a sense of maturity about him. This newfound wisdom, paired with his amicability, makes him a wonderful merchant—Older!Kalim not only knows what he is talking about, but he’s also able to communicate well and be likable to his clients, partners, and customers.

I THINK IT’D ALSO BE KINDA CUTE IF 😳 ndksbsjdbsjeneks Kalim doesn’t get that he’s hot????? Like he does a random cute thing that makes you blush and he’s like “Hey, your whole face is red! Are you sick? Dehydrated? Want me to call in a physician to get you checked out?” when the reality is that you are the one checking Kalim out— Like his concern is so genuine 🥺 he wants to help you so much....................... Presses his forehead against yours to take your temperature himself since you refuse the doctor he offered—

ALTERNATIVELY, I think it would also be cute if Older!Kalim was more aware of his charms and was intelligent enough to use it to his advantage (for business jcgsjdvsjjss OR YOU KNOW 🥰 TO SECURE YOUR ATTENTION)! Except no one suspects anything because he seems too pure and innocent to be scheming anything, right????????? An ideal Older!Kalim for me wouldn’t be cruel or underhanded like J word, but he’d use his charm to be a little mischievous, or to get what he believes he needs to help better the world through the family business (like, his intentions would generally be much nicer than J word’s). This is all culminating in a good excuse for him to make this expression—

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ANYWAY THIS IS MY “OLDER!KALIM IS GOOD STUFF” PROPAGANDA COMIN’ AT YOU RED HOT