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[rollinouttahere-writes]

Thatch and the other Whitebeard pirates with Menace. It takes a long, long time to get past the furniture chewing phase, though. Even longer to get them to stop trying to maul anyone that steps too close to them while they’re eating or sleeping. (I think they would be hypersensitive and a light sleeper due to living in the wild)

You're right, Menace is an extremely light sleeper. They'll wake up if someone coughs on the opposite end of the ship. It takes years for them to start sleeping deeper.

[fagdykevash]

i need a guy who laughs like teeheehee with the whimsical joy of onemillionbillion fairies and elves

[necros-writing-stuff]

Trying to babytrap Eden only to find out that at the same time he was trying to babytrap you:

At that point you'd just be left arguing over how you're going to raise the little squirt. They're going to be a bit feral, it'll be up to you to teach them manners.

Even funnier if you have an animal transformation and they come out as a hybrid, too. Especially if its a wolf tf, because if the kid runs off into the woods one day the pack will see them and adopt them. Eden will go full guns-blazing to get his kid back.

[onemillionbillions]

The Sin of Love Masterlist

Story Summary: You're a Catholic hunter, and friend of the Winchesters and Co., who just so happens to be the Devil's soulmate.

Prologue • Chapter One • Chapter Two • Chapter Three • Chapter Four • Chapter Five • Chapter Six •

[rollinouttahere-writes]

(the train could also be Lucky & Doll)

No like he’s about to land the kill only to get tackled by Shanks at the same time that Buggy accidentally flies ass first into his face

Just two old men being desperate for (1) crazy chick who showed up out of literally nowhere, and just the one old man also being desperate for the approval of his tween daughter; in the process of doing that, making the life of other old men hell (Akainu & Sengoku being the other old men)

Akainu gets up after they’ve gotten off of him to see them apparently using Ace for a game of tug-of-war that Shanks is winning, and then see the fearsome red haired emperor of the sea kneel down and present the screeching younger man (who is actively trying to choke and set Shanks on fire) to a girl who seems to be about eleven or twelve years old and is switching between the emotions of joy and dread, while Lucky stands behind the girl looking immensely relieved

(Akainu thinks Lucky is relieved because Ace is saved, she’s actually relieved that Shanks saving Ace means she doesn’t have to marry Buggy)

Meanwhile Sengoku is watching this mess thinking that he should have retired years ago, or better yet, not even have become a marine in the first place

God I love how unserious Marineford becomes in the Strays AU

Akainu can handle a lot, but losing because a clown landed on him ass first might break him. The disgrace and dishonor of it all...

I'm cackling at the idea of Shanks carrying Ace while Ace is actively trying to kill him. It's like watching a vet handle a feral cat.

Doll is dreading making good on her promise, Lucky is trying to corral Luffy and stop him from picking a fight he cannot win, Lizard is being hauled off by Lucci with Crocodile giving chase, Akainu is fighting for his life trying to land a blow on Buggy, and Ace is attempting to melt Shanks' face off.

Sengoku takes a good, hard look at the situation, turns around, and leaves. He quits. Fuck this noise, he's too old for this shit.

[rollinouttahere-writes]

I’m probably opening a can of worms that absolutely should not be opened with this ask, but…

Imagine Barto and Buggy arguing over Lucky

It would be so chaotic, so messy, and so, so loud. Buggy is screaming insults unintelligibly, trying to slice up Barto, and Barto is laughing at him from behind his barrier, calling him an idiot and probably flipping him off while also screaming unintelligible insults.

Meanwhile Lucky is standing behind Barto, using him as a shield, and Lizard and Doll are on the sidelines cheering Barto on, waving little green flags with his name on them.

LMAO You are so right it would be chaos

Bartolomeo pisses off all of Lucky's suitors so much because he is SO brazen with his obsession towards her but??? He gets a pass on it??? For some reason???

Barto is a special case where he is so extreme in his obsession that it does a 180 and becomes weirdly covert. He is obsessed with Lucky, but he's obsessed with all the other Straw Hats too so it doesn't come off as special treatment. He's just Like That™

He has a shrine dedicated to Lucky? Yeah, he's got a shrine for every Straw Hat. He professes his undying love for Lucky? He said the same thing to Luffy like two minutes ago, don't read into it so much.

All of the other yanderes think he's out here playing 4D chess when in reality he's just gotten very lucky with how everything has worked out. He isn't actively hiding anything from Lucky, it's just that the bar for what a normal interaction looks like for Lucky is so low that Barto not trying to kidnap her is enough for him to be in not only her good graces, but everyone else's too.

It should be noted that the more passive approach of just sitting behind a barrier while talking shit only happens when Lucky is around. It's a golden opportunity to not only be seen as her hero, but to also spend some time with her in an enclosed smaller than it needs to be area. If she's not there then the gloves come off and he's much more interested in eliminating the competition.

[rollinouttahere-writes]

Just wanted to hop in and say that I’m so excited for when you reach the Dressrosa arc, because Bartolomeo is just the perfect platonic yandere for Lizard… (and maybe romantic for Lucky..?)

And what’s good/bad (good for Lizard, bad for everyone else) is that Lizard would absolutely get along with him and love his troll-gremlin-goblin behavior, taking notes on how to be an even worse menace to society

And also:

Lucky, fed up with yandere BS and desperate for a break, seeing how Bartolomeo pisses off an arena full of people just by being there:

And then later, when Bartolomeo burns Shanks’ flags on multiple islands and replaces them with the Straw Hat flag, Doll calls him on the transponder snail and just says “You are brilliant. I love you.” And hangs up. Bartolomeo almost dies from joy.

I'm really excited to get to that arc too! I saw film red when it was in theaters (I am obsessed with Ado, I had to), and it took like three seconds of screen time for Barto to endear himself to me. He's a goofball and I love him. I cannot put into words how disappointed I was when I checked to see when he debuts and saw that it was like over half way into the series.

I can very much see Lizard and him getting along and taking notes from each other on how to be the most feral gremlin possible. Doll is definitely going to become his number one fan the second he starts burning down Shanks' flags, and might even recruit him into helping with her plan to eliminate him (heavily dependent on if she can get Kid to be okay with it).

I do plan to make him a romantic yandere for Lucky. He's already obsessed with the Straw Hats, it just makes sense. However, thanks to how much he worships them, he refuses to take Lucky away which leads to him being the general favorite amongst the Straw Hats as far as Lucky's suitors go. Lucky gets along well with him too, and has gotten him to use his barrier on multiple occasions to shield herself from the other yanderes. Bartolomeo is on cloud nine because not only is he helping a Straw Hat, but now he gets to spend a prolonged amount of time with her while they wait out whoever was pursuing her.