#oneandonlydreams

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

guys. i dreamt i was a serial killer???

i frickin- killed two people at my house and framed the old guy who i killed for the first dudes murder and framed his own death a suicide-?

and- idk who the defendant was, but i was called in as a witness, bc. well it's my house ig? and narumitsu were onto me, but couldnt incarcerate me bc of a lack of motive (bc, i was doing it for fun ig)

i think i even tried pinning the murder onto miles lmao, bc the old guy had stolen miles' garlic and miles had stolen the chopped garlic back from the guy

and like- my own dad was there when i was out murdering the two guys, idek man

so yeah. ace attorney is getting to my head and this is getting too far lmao

it was a fun dream tho

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

Name(s): Jay (not my real name tho)

Pronouns: she/her, they/them, or just whatever, idrc that much

Star sign: virgo

# of siblings & fun facts about them (if you have any): no siblings :)

# of pets & their names: no pets :(

Fandoms: stranger things, spider-man: itsv/atsv, the hunger games (not tbosas tho, sorry), it, it 2, sherlock (bbc), i am not okay with this, many more which i can't remember as of this second

Favorite color: green :D

Favorite song: As the World Caves In by Matt Maltese. no, not the cover, the ORIGINAL

Favorite author (of anything readable-- books, fanfics, zines, webtoons, whatever!): ig if comics count then chris hallbeck

Hobbies: art (many many forms), giving myself existential crises, astronomy (NOT astrology. i like planets but not how they affect life. spoiler alert: they don't, unless they are shooting asteroids towards you), watching vsauce on youtube. if you watch vsauce, you are a kugelblitz ;)

Favorite fic type: FAKE DATING. idek why its my fave, it just is. HEIST AU / SECRET AGENTS. love when they commit many many crimes >:D

Favorite holiday: HALLOWEEN

Do you have any partner(s)? (romantic, qpp, anything!): nope! :D

Fun facts about you / anything extra you wanna share!: i have very weird dreams. if you wanna hear me, just hmu or go to #oneandonlydreams right on this hellsite!

open tags bc i'm lazy like that

I got bored so here's a little get-to-know-you tag game I think could be fun :3

Name(s)

Pronouns

Star sign

# of siblings & fun facts about them (if you have any)

# of pets & their names

Fandoms

Favorite color

Favorite song

Favorite author (of anything readable-- books, fanfics, zines, webtoons, whatever!)

Hobbies

Favorite fic type

Favorite holiday

Do you have any partner(s)? (romantic, qpp, anything!)

Fun facts about you / anything extra you wanna share!

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Name(s): Loki (highly preferred), Elye

Pronouns : they/them mostly, he/she okay too

Star sign: Pisces

# of siblings: I've got 2! An older sister and a younger sibling. The fun fact about them is that they're also both queer; in fact, my mom is too. The only non-queer person in my immediate family is my dad.

# of pets: 4 cats! Phoebe & Frankie are our girls, Lenny and Murray are our boys :3

Fandoms: MCU (kind of), BSD, OFMD, Ranboo (does his fanbase count as a fandom?)

Fav. color: Don't have one

Fav. song: Aurora Borealis by Lemon Demon

Fav. author: Alice Oseman

Hobbies: singing, acting, drawing, writing, procrastinating

Fav. fic type: Fluff, definitely. I am a sucker for well written coffee-shop and flower-shop aus, too. Smut's fine, but only if it's romantic. I can't do angst if there's no comfort.

Fav. Holiday: Hanukkah or Halloween! I love autumn and winter

Partners?: Yes! I have a girlfriend (queerplatonic) who I love very much, and a boyfriend (romantic) who I love very much :]

Fun facts:

- Even though I'm a cat person, I really, really want a dog.

- I actually used to play sports. Because I don't do gendered leagues anymore, I don't play, but I've been looking for mixed/gender-neutral/queer sports teams. Baseball and basketball specifically!

- I started questioning my identity in 2019; I'm no closer to finding a label now than I was then. The difference is, now I don't want a label. I just am. :]

tags: @neonganymede @cha0ticlesbian @x-chiara @exceleo @brinnybee @autistic-katara @gandalfthemorallygrey @ohboyanotherlokiblog @roachandrenfri @ourflagmeanslokius @exceleo @edettethegreat @swiftlyspidey

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

People: omg!! I had a dream where me and my crush kissed!!

Me: dreams of fictional massacres, byler endgame (or sadly no endgame), my teacher buying uranium, me fighting voldemort with my friends in minecraft, me and my friend getting lost in city shops, me watching s5 of st

And last to last night, getting messages from my previous "crush" (i am aroace and a girl, that guy is my friend (i guess?) now) about his life story and him confessing to me that he's gay...

He has a girlfriend...

Who he has very much definitely kissed, a couple people saw them...

My mind.... what???

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

i dreamt once that my best friend died due to electrocution while she was in a pool

she dreamt that she ran me over with a car

.... why are we actively trying to kill each other??

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

i think atp i can say i have very weird dreams, but this one takes the cake (for now)

its kinda gory so i'm not gonna be descriptive basically, it had 4 parts:

my teacher hates me bc i did literally nothing

a show i like got a reboot and i was watching the tv advertisement production

i tried living on my own and failed horribly with the money

i watched a woman give birth to a puppy

so ye...

i get weird dreams...

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

hey, its been kinda long since a dream post so here you go

i dreamt that my chemistry teacher bought a stash of uranium and he even let me check it out.

he then proceeded to dump some of it in a nuclear reactor. said nuclear reactor was a cement mixer

good times, good times

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

i met finn wolfhard in my dream

he came to my house

spoke my native language but i switched to english bc idk?

we talked about life and byler and had a nice chat

he was very sweet and nice

we became friends really fast

and he gave me his phone number so that we could stay in touch and we hugged and said goodbye bc he had to do a thing on the other side of the world (within an hour i think...)

it was like that noah schnapp thing where he said that he and zendaya talked and it was a nice dream

it was a nice dream

also finn ships byler in my dreams so its a win >:)

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

ST S5 Dream pt3

ok this is the last s5 related dream i swear

me and some of my classmates were coming back from a hill station (school trip i am guessing?)

and so i am thinking that s5 will be released today yayyyy

when i reach back

no byler

mlvn broke up but

theres a s6 i need to wait for

i was BETRAYED

heavy rain outside and cars were washing away

there was this whirpool forming on the road side due to a huge pothole?

and i saw tons of people + my science teacher get sucked into that

and i was just welp. idc

i dont even hate the teacher that much??

i go to the place where i take extra classes and demand them to tell the duffers to do something about the weird season lie

and they make me sit down in a classroom

and start asking everyone to show them their language homework

the one which they dont even teach irl

and i hadnt done it obv

and i found out later it wasnt even for the content of the homework, but to improve the handwriting???

i was so mad

so there we go, my little crack dream

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

ST S5 Dream pt2

so they released s5

and there was no byler but mlvn broke up

i only remember seeing the end scene like 20 seconds

it was mike will el jonathan the van all on a hill like s4 ending but much happier and brighter

my memory might be betraying me but maybe just maybe there was a rainbow??

and then the duffers and the st cast (i remember only seeing noah and sadie tho) were at my house to celebrate??

and noah still had the yellow flannel and the bowlcut and he was doing the thing in that one image where they were filming the shootout scene and they finally did it and he was holding his head in his hands elbows out and a huge grin (i have no idea why)

so obv i was a bit bitter that the ending was so vague but oh well they are at MY HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT so yea its cool

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

ST S5 Dream

it was st s5 but no plot and it was a youtube video for some reason

it included random one line cheesy romantic pop songs, but at every beat drop in each song, there was a clip of mike glancing at will.

like:

~ you'll be ~

*beat drop*

*mike glances at will*

~ Mineeeeeeeee ~

and it was 100+ clips i remember

mike's gayass couldnt stop looking at will at all

also it included byler and hop and joyce n some others too i think. it was the middle of summer and there were mosquitoes EVERYWHERE. cannot escape them in my dreams...

and they were just roaming around? in my school grounds?? which led to a trail to my house??? and they were flirting so much istg

good times

[iamtheoneandonlyever]

i once said i get very weird dreams which have no meaning whatsoever and are pure crack

so i am starting a small series in which i explain my dreams and my thoughts while i was in the dream

they will be on the tag #oneandonlydreams

these will range from my most recent to like 2 years back

(i have no idea how i managed to remember one dream which i had like 5 years ago)

so enjoy my lovely dreams which are just *insert vague hand motions*