#one-shot fkn killed Alexander Luthor on the spot
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“Clark! I came as soon as I heard. Are you alright?”
“Yeah I feel just great. Why don’t we go out to the parking lot, and you can hit me with your car.”
*screaming*
#smallville#good day for Clark comebacks too. for context Lex was finally like ‘ok I know you’ve got powers please just tell me the truth. I definitely#hit you with my car and you dove in and ripped the roof off my car and saved me when we met. pelase just tell me the truth you’re my friend#you don’t have to hide anything from me.’ and Clark (lost powers for length of episode) was like ‘I did NOT. here hit me with a hammer I’ll#show you’ and Lex was like ‘I’m not going to slam you in the chest w a hammer Clark just tell me.’ and Clark was like >:-( and left and then#broke a bunch of ribs later and was at the hospital and Lex ran over to see how he was & he was like ‘omg Clark I just heard that guy#attacked you are you ok???’ (as clark is limping out the hospital) and Clark’s /immediate/ deadpan no hesitation response is that line#one-shot fkn killed Alexander Luthor on the spot#(they’re fine they made up in 8 seconds but Clark played those lie cards well)
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