#one where Ryan and Chad’s rivalry in HSM2 opens the floodgates for PJ and his blonde boyfriend to exist

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I fully convinced myself for 5 mins after waking up that in my dream, PJ Duncan from Good Luck Charlie had a boyfriend.

This blonde dude was in an off-brand Olive Garden with his parents and brother and if you answered trivia questions you would win a crown and the workers would sing. PJ (pretending to be a waiter) came to the table and asked the family the most basic question but asked the blonde boy harder ones to make him look smart (the blonde boy was a nerd but his brother was like a Harvard student so PJ wanted to make him look even smarter).

In the end the blonde nerd wins the crown and the restaurant does their little song for him and he’s so happy. He goes into hug PJ (who is out of the disguise???) and PJ hugs him back. While they’re hugging PJ asked if he’s happy. He says yes but PJ looks a little disappointed (he looked starstruck to me) and the guys is like “what?” And PJ is like “oh well I was just hoping for something else.” And the blonde guy is like “what could possibly be more.”

And PJ leans in and kisses him! And the Disney “oohhhh” track plays. Like it felt like this was a big moment the show had been building towards for a couple episodes and now we the audience and get ring the payoff. And this wasn’t like a little peck on the cheek, PJ has his arms draped over this man’s shoulders giving him a Troy and Gabriella after they repaired their relationship for the third time kiss.

I was convinced that this imaginary epsiode of a show I haven’t thought about since it was ended a decade ago existed so much, that I GOOGLED “PJ GET BOYFRIEND” IN A COLD SWEAT AFTER WAKING UP!

He doesn’t- of course he doesn’t, this is Disney- but for 5 minutes that was the reality I wanted to live in! Mind you, there were much more extreme things happening in that dream- do I remember them? Nope! But I remember PJ Duncan’s imaginary blonde buzzcut nerdy boyfriend.

This wasn’t like a little blonde twink either. This guy was like 2 inches shorter than PJ, but was wide. He had the vibe of that ROTC kid who looks like a jock but is the geekiest guy you’ve ever met. Full buzzcut and glasses, wearing a button up shirt. Lowkey looked like a really young Anthony Rapp’s Mark Cohen from RENT.