#one time the prof from the first quote was describing how horrible the pot holes in my hometown are and all i could do was nod aggressively

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high school teachers: this shit won't fly in college

shit my college professors have done and said:

"this has more base than a cholo in a low rider" when describing the basicity of a compound

"LiAlH4 is a very strong reducing agent" *writes "reduces everything AND your mom" on the whiteboard* (same prof as above quote)

"Carbon is like the Karen of bonding" when talking abt infrared spectroscopy, shortly followed by "haha, Karen dioxide"

"are you mansplaining?" (exaggerated) when a classmate interrupted another classmate who was answering a question (this prof was a middle aged man)

"they say this is plants defending themselves. hm, I didn't know Satan was a horticulturist" bc he got distracted while making a metaphor abt spicy food and amino acid absorbance (happened literally two hours ago, same prof as quote 3)

"this reaction smells like a sound cloud rapper's clothes" (said MINUTES after the above quote)

"you guys have friends, you're twenty something, you have friends, or you've at least seen friends, not like the show, but on television you've seen what friends are supposed to be like" as he was trying to describe the bonding patterns of an amino acid (again, said minutes after the above quote)