#one of these days the gods r gonna strike him down is2g IS2G

[demonwebs-a]

FMK: Bhaal, Myrkul and Shar, let's go--

Send me a “👀 + a question” and my muse has to answer honestly!

❝ oh , come on ... ❞ the pale drow whines pitifully , he gave such a spetacularly well thought out answer to dodge having to answer this very specific scenario , why are you doing this to him ? ❝ this is senseless cruelty against drow ... ❞ where's lolth when you need her to intervene ? right , right ... laughing at your squirming , that's right . ❝ um ... um ... can i marry myrkul and then get it annulled for not consummating the marriage ? ❞ how would that even work ? - where would it even go ? does he want to think about it ? oh , no . he's already thinking about it . myrkul would probably make him into an ugly undead bride too . ❝ well - fuck ! i can't murder bhaal - that'd probably just turn him on ! no ! i am not turning into his breeding mare for the next two centuries - absolutely not ! i'm murdering bhaal in a very ... boring - civilized fashion ! it is not an act of worship - i wanna make that very , very clear - not a ritualistic killing . an 'i don't like you' killing . and your plan is stupid . ❞ and that leaves - ❝ oh - ugh - ew ! i don't wanna sleep with shar ... gross ! her pillow talk is gonna be bitching about her sister the whole night ! and she's probably gonna give me some weird shadow disease too ... i'm not praying to her the next morning . mystra help me ... ❞