#one of the characters was liek 'im just a nerd i love to play my nerd games i guess' and i was like god i know youre fulfilling a fantasy
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oh throwing back to my post abt how sex games are so interesting bc the sex and the game is kind of at odds with each other, i recently played coc2 and it's exactly that
well it's very ??? i don't know. i was trying to think of my feelings about it... and like, the actual narrative of it is Fine so far. fine positive. it's on the positive end of "good enough", i think, honestly, i don't like fantasy stories to begin with, and it has all of the fantasy problems of "the elves are colonizers and the orcs are slave driving rapists and the minotaurs are slave driving rapists and the catgirls are orientalist" and its just liek GOD WHATEVER but the story itself is like. Fine. obviously. i must be enjoying it on some level or else i wouldnt have kept playing it
the game has several writers, like a LOT of writers, which is a blessing and a curse, i think they must be held to some sort of standard bc i can never really notice when a writer changes (it tells you on the sidebar when a certain scene is written by someone else) ... it's a blessing mostly bc some of the writers have to be less cringy than other writers.
and the sex part is like. well. you can have sex at the end of every battle ("can" if you win, and "have no choice" if you lose) and with hella npcs around the place. but honestly really truly? the sex in this game? girl it does nothing for me. it's amazing how much it doesnt do anything for me. tmi, but written smut generally does a lot for me, so when i read these descriptions of my character eating someone out and im like....Anyway....it's truly impressive. theres oviposition in the first area and i ignored it. that's crazy.
my main character is a virgin (it just ended up this way) but i made a side character to have sex as many times as possible bc i was like, maybe i don't enjoy it bc i havent seen any good scenes. and well. i still have not seen any good scenes
but it's funny. the "sex and game being at odds with each other" is so... the game itself is like, pretty enjoyable. except everytime it introduces a character its like "...AND ALSO SHE HAS UM GIANT MILKY TITS AND YOU CAN SEE HER 3 FOOT HORSECOCK BULGING BENEATH HER SKIRT. JSYK." Like frantically, as if it forgot it was a horny game and has to quickly remind you that This Is A Fuck Game
it's like if dragon age or baldurs gate gave you an x ray of every other model's dick and vagina just to make sure you're aware that they have them. 😭
...also the writing is very cringy cus it's obsessed with epithets and saying shit like Slab Of Meat and Fuckmeat and Baby Batter and Whorenet and Your Slutty Pink Catgirl and "the pink furred orc-bork (half orc half wolf)/the fuzzy pink borclet" which were so egregious that they made me lose my shit on twitter, and i'm still mad, bc what the fuck are you talking about, and every girl is like bubbly quirky cutie or muscle mommy dommy and there's like Three Guys and two of them are femboys and $%^$&#$%^@$%LIEK I JUST HATE ALL OF IT IM SURROUNDED BY A STRAIGHT NERD'S WET DREAMS. I'M BACK IN 2011 WITH THE 40K PLAYERS. I DONT KNOW. IT'S NOT EVEN AN EXPLICITLY STRAIGHT GAME. IN FACT IT'S POINTEDLY ""PANSEXUAL"" BUT LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! AUAUHUHWUHAHGHGH
AND THE ART ISNT EVEN THAT CUTE BRO THESE H CUPPED FREAKS WITH "THICC BOOTY" AND NOTHING ELSE ... AAAAAAHH!!!
But when the game isnt focusing on this, it's like, fine! and enjoyable! and even the wiki jokes "this game isn't about smut it's about metagaming the strongest build possible"... of course part of the issue is that what the game considers sexy is just Not Appealing To Me in the slightest... so i dont know...there's also like, it has like, it's like, Like, it has,LKNELKDNFGD there's some weird gender shit going on in here but NOT in a good way necessarily?
you can choose your gender seperate from your genitals which is always a little based, but then the game insists on calling you a cuntboy/trap/probably futa, idk, other things, which is crazy work. but it can't be helped, i don't expect nuance from horny games. but they go into npc gender somewhat, a little bit, too, in a way that's ...???
one of the first characters you meet is a girl who got a dick put on her randomly due to The Corruption and she freaks the fuck out about it until you remove it from her and that's like, interesting. a dysphoria i guess? one of the femboyish characters (or so im told) says he was dosed with feminizing drugs while drinking tea from his mentor but never strictly minded the changes. and somewhere along the line, he ends up reconstructing his identity from memories, changing his body and name (or not!) and ends up feeling better because of the agency he had in choosing that identity afterwards... and then there's another npc who i havent met, but goes through a similar "help me figure out my identity" struggle...... and you can forcefem one of your companions in a way that irreparably changes his personality/behavior to the point where ive seen comments that it feels like an entirely different character and they regret doing that to him. Which is...
well again, you can't really expect nuance from horny games even though you Really Should Be Able To by this point, which is probably why they make me so ...??? because i know it's not done out of any interest in exploring noncis experiences but rather "this is so sexy" and thats just like. Sighs. Whatever
im not saying any of this to be like "so do or dont play this game" i just haven't had the space to process any of it 😭😭LMAO Like sure i barely have anything good to say about it...but somehow i still don't dislike the game. or whatever. Like it's fine. i just like engaging with horny art as art
#this longass post over nothing im crying#doing reviews of sex games would be kind of fire but really i have nothing constructive to say about any of them.#this is the game dog is from btw#like writing be damned i love my giant wolf...#if the game didnt have a beastman species i probably wouldnt have played it at all LOL#one of the characters was liek 'im just a nerd i love to play my nerd games i guess' and i was like god i know youre fulfilling a fantasy
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YAYAYAYAYAYAYA MATCHUPSSS
I'm a girl and I'm looking for a pjsk matchup!
my personality?? um, god I'm an annoying motherfucker. when I find someone who's willing to listen, I will yap for hours about my interests. I have hpd, bpd(?), and adhd which is super duper fun totally 😐 but I think I'm funny maybe idk? I'm really insecure and I like actually can't find anything good about myself 😓 maybe I'm a fast learner? I'm sort of a nerd like, I'm in accelerated math 🤓
things I'm most sensitive to? idk what this means but ig I hate bugs and clowns and vomit and that shit. also when my s/o isn't giving me attention I would literally start screaming crying shaking.
my number one talent is simping. 💀 I have a shrine for 2 different people and when I have a crush on someone they're all I talk about 😭
my hobbies are drawing, writing, playing pjsk, and screaming lyrics of songs I like really loudly. I've also been getting back into dance lately that's pretty sigma. age range is 13-15 and there are no characters i don't want to be matched up with
what i want in an s/o? think of seo changbin from skz 🤩 jkjk (only slightly) i want a s/o thats nice to me, is at least slightly taller than me, (5'4), is funny, has decent fashion sense, and a real nice voice (but I suppose that's all the pjsk boys..)
what i don't want in an s/o is as I stated earlier, someone who doesn't give me attention, someone who puts me down, someone who brushes off my interests, and someone with a bad hairstyle /hj
yeah ty!! if this ask gets sent into the void I WILL cry!!!

' . < Project sekai matchup No. 1~! > . '
A/N: omg you do good in math??? You sound like a good s/o already. Girl if you like think think im sure you can find good stuff abt you. Liiiike you have a nice humor you made me crack a smile several times while reading this. Also idk youre just a fun person. ADHD? I xan relate. Its not confirmed but i probably do have it. Liek seriously whenever im doing my my math i just randomly start daydreaming and my mom always has to snap me back to reality. Thankfully she finds it funny lol and doesnt scold me for it. Also we're the same height so yay. Also same age range. We kin eachother fr.
Anyway! For the grand reveal, I match you up with....

` . < Rui~! > . '
A/N: Im sorry when you said you want someone who shows you attention i immediately thought of rui.

He will listen to every single detail of your rambles about your interests
Honestly finds it adorable
As someone who also rambles a lot about his own interests, he can relate
He understands that you have hpd and will give you all the attention in the world if you so desire
I like to think he will be very physically affectionate. With this mam, how could you NOT get all the attention in the world??
Finds your 'annoying' personality endearing
Sometimes just watches you draw over your shoulder without saying a word and then you just turn around and see him there and be like 'wth did you come from??'
Asks you to draw him
Loves to just watch you and observe you dance. Might even ask for you to teach him on of your dances. (Idr if it its canon that wxs dances but they prolly do, so)
Def teaches you one of the dances he performs
Im not sure if he has a decent fashion sense.. Idk depends ony our perspective
His voice though? Its the definition of nice. Like out of all the boys his is gentle and smooth. Sounds nice to me

#✦ library partners ✦#project sekai#Prokect sekai x reader#Pjsk#Pjsk x reader#proseka#Proseka x reader#Kamishiro rui#Rui kamishiro#Rui kamishiro x reader#Kamishiro rui x reader#✦ project sekai ✦
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reactions to dw s13e04+05 (unfiltered and unorganized)
-really glad for that previously on now kdljfs -hehe, phone booth. -1967! second doctor era is happening rn! -this is so stressful lol i hate it def gets that old clumsy science horror into your skin -the director person smoked some good crack for this episode... just look at that shot from inside the console wiring... damn. i dont think anyone had ever done that before. -ive got really dry eyes -YAZ IS SO SMART -did anyone else blinked when they did -the fun thing with the angels it trying to keep your eyes open along with the characters lol liek when characters hold their breathing and you try to play the scene along too. -or ... is that weird... am i the only one that does that lksdjf -"we dont even know if we are" dw gets philosophical. -THEY ARE THE USING THE TARDIS AS IT SHOULD BE USED BACK THENNN -yeah... the directing is very very in this episdoe lsdkjf it-s almost a little distracting... -13 is so cute i love her so much!!!! I LOVEH ER SO MUCH -FLAT TEAM STRUCTURE!!!!!!! (they're always lying about that but I love the continuity lol) -lots of the characteristics 13era flux era @blue and golden@ coloring in this one. -that's peggy? -psychic paper i missed you -some set design conventions should maybe be questioned. in this instance it makes it seem like mr. dr. jericho has an obsession with lamps lol -"not unless you play george eliot's rules. she allows them" flash headcanon: maybe the doc isn't just doing the same obnoxious namedropping as always maybe she just -knows that from wikipedia or "historical fan sites". -MADAM EXPLAIN YOURSELF -im flipping between liking eustacius and being very distrustful of eustacius -oh damn angel!clare. that's a cool effect. -vibes to the woman getting possesed by the dalek in that other special? recurrent theme? -shut up cop!yaz :l -"she's a ten year old girl, how much is there to know?" dslkff not inaccurate to how adults were back then. -they should take turns blinking....... -oh shit -too late. -floating canals of pasano -the aesthetics of bel's and vinder's story is so gooodddd. so expanded universe-y. -did-u-know: on neopets there was a special species of pet called lutari that you needed to downlaod a -phone game to buy. mind u this was way before smartphones and even this was before the blackberry. -in the end they released them to the public so they weren't that special anymore lol -climate change meta #29: water feature towns will be the first to go. -"life parthner" .... not to be an nmd but why not just say "husband" or "partner" dskljf -this episode is so easy to follow compared to the rest so far. cant wait to for things to go batshit again lol -this space venitian guy is not trustworthy either. -haven' you people ever heard of CLOSING THE GODDAMN DOOR -this episode must have been very fun to film lol almost a stop motion film -jericho called her ridiculous but at least he did listen to her lol -not an episode for the frail of jump-scares thirteen has chemistry with all the women -the tiny ping pong padel dslkfj -21st novemeber. -im noticing now that thirteen is always a lot less mean to temporal companions than her fixed ones. like -all the way to the tesla and ada episodes... i know we used to think it was mostly about her just bonding -with weird characters like her, but now i think it is not only that but also like... maybe something to do -with her only wanting to connect with this kind of, "one night stands", so to speak? and kind of -purposely sabotaging her relationship with the fam to avoid being hurt again (well ok that much is a known fact already dlkf). -who is clare though? where's my character building sdlkjf -oh clare dont worry abotu the dust tha happens to me all the time when i wake up from a long nap. -"when do you think it is?" "and there's a strong possibility that the angels sent her too, so she'll be worried" yaz is so smart!!!! -dan looking at chickens and being like "no dinosaurs" i see what u did there nerds lol -i suspected it as soon as we saw the old woman with the tombstones that she was peggy but now i -strongly suspect it -lol they did well casting this girl. fuck that's a great visual!!!! this is definetly a serial man. -"47 years of pain, Gerald" -it would have been cool if they did the angel more sketchy- the fire effect was f -ok but ldskfjsd ... the more they stretch this dumb ass "the image of an angel becomes an angel" rule the more ridiculous their lore becomes. even if it makes for fire effects is like... ok so like, what constitudes an "image" of an angel? if you take photographs and reproduce them, are they all angels? why havent -they taken over the earth then ksdljf seems very easy to do in the age of social media and viral images. and what if you just "think" about them like clare did??? why isnt the doctor making up angels all the time with how many encounters she's had with them????? -(i may or may not be biased against this... one of my least favorite monsters in the canon.... dlksjf) -why is jericho getting so much development and we still don't know the first thing about clare... i dont like it... -YESSSS OH MY GOD SHE'S GONNA DO THE CONTACT THING!!!! OH MY GODDDD that said i think this is the first time in the doctor's life they've ever asked permission to do it lmao. progress or just a random flux (ey) of common courstesy? -CONTACT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -damn that's beautiful -... i really love thirteen. i love jodie. she's made some amazing scenes. pls dont let this next comment dispute that love .. .. damn this "social distancing / greenscreen" acting does no do her favours sometimes dslkjfdkl -the mystery building in this episode has been really weak tbh. -OHHH SHITTT THATS HER -"oh, praise the stars! ... the non-existent stars..." -ohhhh no.... -the passanger "soul-feeing" mechanic reminds me of an anime i saw once but i cant pin point which one -sdlkfj -i love she -belle picking up her own companion lol -ENOUGH QUESTIONS, DAN -rip gerald and jan... they had it coming though lol -"i have a friend, and she'll sort this. she always does" oh no, yaz... honey... -this episode is really draining me lksdjf -the most appealing thing about jericho is his name -themes IRL meta #40: there is something interesting here about he tv and like, attenion econmies, alienation and how it affects the phyche... and also "you are observed and that is my power over you" as the strenght of science... also isnt there something in quantum physics about "observation" literally affecting the thing it obeserves? so not only can they become images but they can create the images as well... ok. ok -did we really need 40 minutes of fluff just to get to the good part (The division questioning) dsklfj division uses "every moment".... hmm... -the way it switches to "division" and "the division" seems like a clue as well. like it's both organization and more like a natural phenomon. -this episode is really showing how under-baked the WA lore is to begin with. like the doctor is being so prejudiced against this rogue angel, but from what we supposedly know... they don't really act out of malice? they're more like animals in the time-savanah that unfortunately have a very painful way of feeding. but they don't have schemes of world domination or genocide or mass-lobotomization so it seems a bit weird that the doctor, on paper, would show no compassion for such creatures. but she has to act like that / be written like that because they're "supposed" to be "the monsters of doctor who(tm)" :/ ... it's all so against science-fiction principles for developing alien cultures / species... -also honestly this set up so silly. like sdlkfj. this weeping angel division-pedia kidnaps clare to blackmail -the doctor so she will help her stop the angels but like... it's the godamn doctor. she was gonna do that anyway dslkjf. the blackmailing was just unecessary. -"including the ones taken from you" another dark!variation of thirteenth's theme! #segunmoments -"sorry, threw a cup at you" -oh! i noticed those floor plans! good chekov's gun. -reverse the polarity of the neutron flow~*~*~ -"i think there are angels in the walls here" "of course there are, why wouldnt there be"--- this feels like -the entire process for writting this episode (or any WA episode) -i kneeew itttt -that was maybe too obvious lol -ok so they can also transport by stone. sure. why not. let's just keep making hem more broken lol -im so tired of them trying to making us like this guy. is so transparent. -oh so thatt's why the plan was dumb lol. it was trapppp -this confrontation scene is a high time for Teh Scronché (tm) "You are recalled" HOLY SHIT FINALLY!! STUFF HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -AHHH -predictable yaz reaction is predictable sldkfjlskdf -damn, cool transformation sequence. -omg CREDIT INTERRUPTIONS WHAT. -ok im just gonna say it.... space venetian's guy's acting... .. . not the strongest sdfjlkf -PARALLEL TO YAZ AND THIRTEEN GETTING SEPARATED TO THESE TWO BEING SEPARATED -those two are such nerds
well... it was overall a well-realized, visually stunning episode... but i was kinda bored the whole time :/ ... i think the reasons were that: a) the world of the town and clare didnt feel as "live in" or imainative as other ones we've seen in flux. and b) the lack of doctor o/ companion interactions set it down my stimations too. and c) it didnt really feel like a flux story? besides the little vignette with in space venice, it could have been inserted any other season. all that said, the last 3 minutes almosssst made up for all of that sdkljf
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-the recap drilling in that somehow this is all gonna be the doctor's fuck up *somehow* dklfjfdskjfkld -(love that for her) -i can see that limited edition figurine (tm) on display already. -"BLINKING... BLINKING!! ... tough crowd >:(" thirteen sdlfjd you're such a child i love you. -"my friends are never lost" AWW ......... well, actually- -this era has some..... inconsistent issues with font. -i can see the big finish "gap years" audios on sale already. -why is jericho still herrreeee eeee ugh -yaz's 1900s look is.... a lot................................. wowie🥵 -yaz's theme variation? -orange vs blue motif again with the doctor in this dimmension vs the companion at the temple. -RETURN TO OOD -"she is waiting"... yes definetly a tardis like ppl speculated so .. . omg MASTER??? RANI?????????? VALEYARD? ?? BRAX????????? F R E D??????? -RASSILON? (https://youtu.be/SfGDbEGC6hw) -eu vibes intensify again -AHHH -cant have aworld-trodding story without constantinople -the transition yesss -temple raiding, -december 5th!!!! 👀 omf i love when shows do that slkdfjsd -yaz stepping it up with these historical-lesbian outfits every scene. -AWNSER THE QUESTION OR ILL BITE YOUR TOES -the use of genre-conventions in their plot is very fun (temple-raiding, agatha cristie-esque travels, etc) -"you seem remarkably proficient at this, Ms. Khan" this will be a Problem. -HOLY SHIT... UNIT?????????????????????????? -HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT -I WASNT EXPECTING THIS OMG GDLJFGKLDFJG -UNITED NATIONS TASK FORCE MOTHER FUCKERSSSS -i didnt say it last ep but the colorization in this "pasture" setting is rather nice! looks like an old picture. -OH MY GOD THE HOLOGRAMS - CHIBNALL YOU ARE JUST PULLING MY EYELIDS WITH THESE PARALLELS NOW ARE YOU SERIOUS -also blue scheme of the vinder / bel one vs golden one for thasminssss -EVERYTHING CONNECTS -(btw for the Xenites... ring trilogy boat scene vibes anyone? "I'm lost without you, Xena"?) -the chidi "This broke me. the little dot over the "i". I'm done." meme but it's me with this scene :) -it's about the cones yearning -gayness aside that was a great scene. lots of build up, set up, character stuff in like 1 minute! -"there will be displaced creatures who need a home. that would mean a time of battle for ownership of battle of the earth" the climate change meta keeps intensifying (also once again chibnall being weird about his messaging dsljkfsd "that dalek is a refugee" flashbacks 😬) -jericho taking a hint and dan being a good bro. gotta #respect. -(also how many times has this happened in their journey that they know what to do by heart..... . ... . fic writers go off) -Susan, that you? -(maybe it's just another future / past doctor skldjf) -damn, you can feel how the doctor still edges and puffs when they talk about the "time lord directive"... interesting... -I guess one can't unlearn cultural ingraining in 4billion years it seems... -"not every civilization works or is enlightenement" shut up you fucking colonizer. -omg his dark materials viiiiiiibes -DOG NINJA TIME -dog ninja and bel not getting alone lol we love to see it (I like that flux has this constant ensamble... sometimes they're more refreshing than our fam sdlsk) -how are so many people surviving in a world with nothing -"YOU ARE SPACE. AND WE ARE TIME." -I was at first kinda underwhelmed by their plan to use people as a power source bc from all aspects, electrically, chemically, etc. people must be a really shitty power source compared to so many other things. Howeverrr.... maybe this functions like Clara's leaf? you know, using the "potentiality" of teir futures that are taken from them? it's a bit of a watsonian explenation that probably isn't true (compared to the doylist one that was "the writers just wanted something that sounded evil" lol) but y'know, i think it could be cool to interpret it like that, mixing that bit of lore with this... -oh shi they were part of the flox all this time!! - OH THAT'S WHY IT'S CALLED THE DIVISION!!! (I thought it could have been something to do withthe space between atoms but this is super cool too) -THE DOCTOR GETTING DISTRACTED BY THE COOL SCIENCE ADKLJFDS -FUCKING TYPICAL.... i love them T_T -I was wondering about this!!! ever since the first episode it was so suspect that they never mentioned the multiverse when they talked about "the end of the universe". Aghh, I love this serial guys. It's been so clever in hinting things by suspectfully ignoring them. -oh no, the V-word...... -"what sort of virus?" "You" LMAO SHE LOOKS SO OFFENDED I DIED -"You got out from division, and you couldn't leave the universe alone. You know, I blame myself a little but, mostly, I blame you. I thought you were managable. But I had to admit I what I always knew deep down. You'd never stop if you rediscovered what Division had done. I mean, morality... was always your flaw" "Morality is a strenght" fuck im so into this. peak who. quintessential who. essecential who. concentrated who JUICE. inject IT into my VEINS. -oh I guess flux wasn't a doctor fuck up after all lol god bless. -these guys are such good villains honestly...well, time lords as villains are the BEST, really. -'cause like you can see the logic/nuance on why they did this, their need for control and to ultimately preserve the unvierse (deep down the same drive the doctor and company follow), but it is their methods and lack of willingness to like... not try to mastermind the entirety of existence that is their downfall. there's a really cool social commentary/philosophical viewpoint in that. -I like how she even says "the TARDIS" kind of disparingly lol almost making fun of the made-up acronym ldsjf -can't introduce the first female doctor without introducing her abusive mother. -cartmell would be proud -speaking back to the thing about "weirdly ignoring things in the script" but actually that turning out to be foreshawding... I think that's why this UNIT origin stuff is so damn satisfying sdlkfj 'cause not only is it cool in itself, but it was *also* super suspect that after all the mythological work that's been done in the entire expanded universe of doctor who to show earthlings fighting back against threats and even seeing them before the doctor does (both UNIT and Torchwood constantly, plus sometimes old companions doing it) it was so suspect that this aspect wouldn't come up again in the apocalypse. - LETHBRIDGE STEWART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -"HE'S A SHOUTER, BUT HE'S VERY GOOD" -TARDIS!!!!!!!!!!!! (are they referencing a particular story?) -"it does look... special" the shade lmao -"my god, general, you really are a fool" i like this guy now dkslfj so much shade in every sentence. -RIP. UNIT boss #1 -(their first boss dying foolishly~ like that tho... not be mean but... #onbrand) -oh, that's why it's called the grand serpent. -(Boreal in HDM vibes? lol) -the division probably uses and discards oods like this all the time... -i mean im loving this but... it does seem like a fairly complicated plan just to get the doctor in one place sdkljfdklsjf if the division is All That maybe they could have, idk lured her into a big cardboard box with some jammie dodgers on a string...? -(but maybe the point is that thid is all kind of irrational?) -THE MASTERRR!!!!!! dslkjf honestly this is all his fault. thank you master for this amazing serial. u did awesome sweet you can have that little murdering-of-all-of-gallifrey, as a treat <3 -climate change meta#3948: the timeless child represents the mistreatment of refuges? (probably hinting at the child being lost as being the victim of something the division/the time lords might have done in the first place? maybe by warring war on a distant ancient galaxy?) -time lords are colonizers meta #43928390´+3498: "You took something that didn't belong to you" "(laughs) I *rescued* you" -"what if, what if, what if" "you denied my life!" "I gave you your life. Everythin you are is because of me." ............... oh no this hits too close home i dont like it. -hearing tecteum rn makes me feel like this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2INBe_qZFo but with an extra dash of abusive dynamics ldk -at the same time im like thirteen... shoving chibnall down a hill... screaming angstyly "SHOW ME THE RESSSST" -OMG ya'll im lossing my mind i looked up that scene (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDsJaJiZmfY) to make the joke and was gobsmaked by the parallel.... "(...) that all I am is somehow because of you, and believe me when I say, I cannot *bear* that" /// "everything you are is because of *me*" -her face ): my heart :( -now tecteum is making fun of her profession seriously chibnall im seriously worried about your upbringing now bro SDLKJFdskljfkldsjfkl what did you have to go through to write this stuff -"what do you even do, doctor? when are you even getting married?" -i mean tecteum is wrong in her reading of the doctor's companions as their "experiments" that they "uses" for company,... but i imagine it manages to tug a little at the doctor's conscience bc of how shit she's been to her friends lately sdfjfds so i'm sure even tho she says "we're not the same" (that's what u call.. ,. .. a pro abuser mood 💥🔥😎) -aside: the doctor is now even more of a ... like, quintessential "classic english literature" right? with this background of the poor street urchin that gets picked up and used by the shitty lower-tier family of nobles... it's all very Dickensonian lol -their actinggggggg. im feeling things. -passanger is really creepy in this scene. -ouch the green screen dlkfjs at least the design is nice though -"finally, someone with a gun" FDLKSJ i love her. Di honey he doesn't know what a liverpool is dlskjfdklsj -I love them and their little quest damn. BIG FINISH GET TO WORK. -"telephone?" -yaz looks so cute in her lil fur hat T_T -i love this show -FETCH YOUR DOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SCREAMING -i love this dumbass, campyass, heart-wreching show. -vandalising around world heritage sites is just peak companion energy. -"HUMANS ARE SO ANNOYING. SPECIALLY HIM" danista nation RISE -"i have no rabbits" "...it's a metaphor" "or hats" "IT DOESNT MATTER" dfsslkjflksdjf she is so damn tired -"it is designed that way" mannnnnn. the asshole ABUSE.... .w e love to see it sldjfdskl -oh the house!!! i forgot about it too dsklfjklsd -FOBWACH FOBWACH FOBWATCH -seriously it is so fitting that there was a "snake" right under the noses of UNIT's early years. im screaming at how fitting it all is lol -"people don't like you, Prentice" i died -more gold vs blue schemes with this scene in the dinning room vs this one in the car. -"still no doctor" poor lil' lesbian -THE MAD MOLE -shout out to all the liverpolians who called out who this guy was 'cause no one else would have ever known haha -petty sheffield vs liverpool rivalries, we love to see it. -that "fianlly" was weirdly moving sdljfdslkf -oh noooo ooooooooooo rowan's meta on the memories... is coming TOT -cartmell.... imma let you finish.... russel imma let you finish.... moffat imma let you finish... nathan turner imm- -the doctor's unphased face as she hears tecteum's bs is like, peak doctor. i love it when any doctor makes that face sljfdjkl -i love that engines of the machine are in touch with the drama of the scene, like how they hummed right after "what would you give to know?" lol -"what if i left the earth?" now that's an incentive! -KATE STEWARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH -KATE PLEASE DONT DIE -fFUCK UFCK KFSDLKJFK I CANT BELIEVE HE EVEN WENT BACK TO GIVE THIS MUCH LORE TO THE UNIT BEING DISPATCHED THING SDKLFJDKL AND WE ALL THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A RBEXIT THING !!!! AHHHHHHHHH -"i see you. i see *you*. whatever you are. hiding in plain sigh for so long, barerly aging. you are gambling that nobody cares, that nobody looks at unit anymore. but i care, more than anyone." -"a weekend, a day?" -KATE DONT DIE!!!! DONT DIE PLEASE -osgood! man chibnall is such a faboy lol i would not have done that reference slkdjf -THEY'RE ALL ENSAMBLING THIS IS SO EXCITING -ministerio del tiempo and doctor who fans losing their shit over these "tunnels" - who is that??? sdlkjf -chekov's potato gun -HOLD ON TO THAT HAT -imagine plotting this season dslkfjdlks im -RIP tecteum we hardly knew ya. -O BRASIL TA LASCADO
damn hto damn
this arc remains the most ive enjoyed dw.
thank you @chibnall for tailoring this crazy season to me specifically (and like 8 other people).
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Black Friday Reaction
Okay so I’ll be live tweeting Black Friday but none of it will have any sense to it but it’ll just be my reactions
1. The Paul thing is really bothering me
2. I really love the mention of the other characters
3. If Jane is mention is the story about the mom mentioned some more
4. Is the delivery man ted (cause he’s also a sleazeball
5. It’s weird seeing Cory not play a pure bean
6. I love California MIA
7. The little sister (Im sorry I’m bad at names) I self project as autistic and she something else idk
8. Did anyone else noticed Robert’s Australian accent come out?
9. Like I said this is out of order so yeah but I personally think the second song in the show was very shocking as I’m not used to very serious starkid songs
10. When Robert gestures smoking i think its lowkey a refrence to the smoke club
11. I have a crush on lex
12. I love Lauren’s charecter so much
13. I love the name linda becuase it could be like a karen without using that name
14. Not to get poltical but i choose to belive they made an antivax joke
15. Also the marvel nerd in me loves the name becky barnes
16. I know its probaly not on purpose but joeys charecters costume in line looks like the homeless guy’s one
17. Jaimey is great as always
18. The conversation is so cringe i love it
19. I kinda hope torture porn is a fanfic refrence (i know most people would want me to say spies are forever but nope)
20. I love Lauren but shouldnt her accent be included when she sings
21. I love Jeff’s reaction
22. I may get some hate for this but what was bothering me in tgwdlm and i notice in starkid is lack of fan comments in the captions
23. As a theatre fan i love the toy zone song (i am not sure if thats the right name) espcially the do wop becuase it reminds me of older musicals
24. Also since i watched tgwdlm and black friday a day apart its weird to come from songs happening because they are infected to songs happening cause its a musical
25. i love the love the line we are not relaibly to anyone who dies becuase they clearly show in the trailer that someone will die (this is not a spoiler if you watch the trailer for Black Friday)
26. I love Corey but when he dances i notice a bulge (i am not a perv he makes it very obvious)
27. So i rewinded it to make sure i wanst going crazy and realized something as lex says the pepper spray line. She would be good as janis ian
28. I love the touch money part its so cute even if its not supposed to be
29. Jaime plays a perv really well
30. I love Jon’s charecter its hilarious
31. Also i love jon and lauren interactions so it was cool seeing them together not as paul and emma
32. I love seeing more of Jon because although hes reaally good at playing paul paul doesnt have any flavor and its cool seeing jon do something diffrent
33. Jeff’s fuck you
34. Okay I was right it was the homeless guy and i bet the money is paul’s money
35. And this is not a sterotpye as i am jewish myself but i bet Laurens charecter is jewish
36. Its sad that the price thing is true
37. So i am a theatre fan and do not watch got but that music kinda reminds me of got
38. Cant tell if jeff’s charecter is gay and a perv or just a perv (i realzie this could be mmisinterpreted as homophobic i just mean to say that jamie’s charecter just seems like a full out perv where as i cant tell with jeff’s)
39. Obviously you shouldnt be that insane but i do like the lines about how you are in charge of life and dont care about what others think. its goood life advice
39. Looks like Paul’s boss got his wish
40. They are all idiots for holding up the doll when everyone wants to get it
41. Corey’s charecter is like shit, money isnt that imporant
42. Becky why are you a part of this you have moral high ground (yes i am ignorning the fact that cast usually join in dance numbers even if their charecter isnt a part of it)
43. Shouldnt tom get ptsd (see above)
44. Lex you already have one (see above)
45. So i may be overthinking things but how curt says never should settle is in the tune of spies are forever
46. Is it just me or did anyone else notice when the security guard comes in the tune of show me your hands comes in
47. I dont know why but i do love soft bullies because hes like hey im punching you but only for the kid
48. Some may say its schizo or something hannah has but its anxiery or something from how shes expressing it
49. I feel like hannah has a superpower and can tell whats happening
50. Maybe webby is actually wiggly
51. Baby (both hannah and robert)
52. Please tell me my babies not dead
53. Jon’s eee is adorable and silly
54. Wait hes alive
55. Wait no hes dead, im sad liek starkid is supposed to be fun and happy this is the darkest star kid yet. Even oregon deaths were silly
56. I love starkid but this is making me anxious i cant tell if its good anxious or bad anxious
57. Also i relate to the black and white thing not fully but liek whenever i dont feel well sometimes my brain is overstimulating but only in my head its very hard to explain
58. Also i think sometimes kids on the spectrum and im not an expert but i do have it kind of make a friend in their head and i do that too sometimes just to give me advice
59. Also i hope they dont get rid of the black and white as sometimes people go more crazy without the figurative voice in their head
60. Like i said this is going to be random order so i like that emma adopted paul;s Okay and no im not making a tfios refrence
61. Poor Tim
62. Poor becky but even less
63. i thought they were supposed to be mad at g-d but in this and tgwdlm they like g-d
64. I cant tell the other pins on joey’s jacket but the first two i notice are mr wiggly and paul
65. I love Lauren’s acting you can see the very sublte sadness in her
66. Lauren and Joey together ahhhh
67. I know its probaly not a big deal but they should give a seziure warning before the tv scene
68. Did they reuse curts spies are forever outfit
69. Really starkid the obama refrence seriously, i cant tell if im mad or laughing
70. How did Bob get one
71. I do realize they are talking irl but i cant help but wonder if the nazis were a spies are forever refrence
72. Does wiggly have a special power or something
73. I think its similar to the metero the closer you are the more power it has over you
74. The starkid special effects we all know and love
75. Also is that mcnamara
76. Also maybe shooting it (the doll) does the same thing that shooting the affceted does. Give them no power
77. I cant tell what the music reminds me of exactly but the tune does kinda refrence a diffrent star kid song
78. Jeff looks so proud of himself for the peeps line
79. I love the purposeful i presume reuse of lines
80. Is peip like men in black
81. Also hatchetfield kind of reminds me of night vale
82. Is the black and white like the upside down?
83. I wonder if the point was purposeful since someone was filming or just choreographed
84. Yes Jon Singing!!!!!
85. I love the act two opener
86. Did his parents really name him christmas?!?
87. Oh hes literally related to santa
88. I love lauren and joey as eleves
89. Noel another christmas name
90. Isnt the little dance move like a genie move or something
91. Its so cute that she insitincitvely went to their seats
92. Also carving is goals
93. Even though its a penis its still goals
94. I know what you are, say it, santa clause
95. Tom dont yell at your girl
96. Poor Tom
97. But also dont make this about you
98. They probaly werent the head of the school since they were nice, i am sorry but thats true
99. Yass girl fight his ass
100. Also the theatre kid in me is picturing all that jazz
101. he ran into my knife he ran into my knife ten times
102. Yes Becky’s husband (i forget the name sue me) is bad but i feel like becky is more sinister then we realize
103. Becky’s line even if it isnt meant to be is so funny
104. The girl who plays Becky could play Barbara
105. I love how Joey and Lauren look into the camera
106. Jamie saying santa awww such a pure bean
107. The person in the wiggly onsie is goals
108. Matrix glasses for the win
109. Is wilbur a refrence to Charelots Web?
110. Its a cult a cult of wiggly
111. I feel like Sherman young is around 30-40
112. I love how its mommy to sound less pervy
113. Oh wait never mind Linda is mom
114. Shit thats fucked up they killed him
115. I am right a jew no non jew says mensch
116. To quote jared klienman kinky (shoe kiss scene)
117. Also i love this song the adore song
118. Why does them picking up Lauren give me Draco vibes
119. Wait he isnt dead?? im so confused
120. Wait he is dead???
121. Also ethan is creepy now
122. But Roberts expressions are goals
123. Robert your proffesor hidgens is showing
124. What the how does he know her name
125. Savage Wiggly
126. Wiggly is more funny than scary
127. But my poor baby dont be scared
128. What the fuck tom
129. Also poor baby number two
130. At first you think becky is made about him hurting a child but no its about the doll
131. What the fuck Becky
132. Also I wonder if thats the same serum that Hidgens used
133. Tom yelling at the audince is hilarious
134. Also Becky singing is giving me little shop vibes
135. Becky are you drunk or something you so stupid
136. But yayy my baby doesnt get hurt
137. More starkid special effects
138. Also the lighting nod to tgwdlm
139. Also why did they take my baby (see i told you random)
140. So the perv is wiggly
141. Also if he can appear in regular formation on earth why does he need to be the doll
142. Oh wait never mind he explains it
143. Joey talking to the audience and making them hold the apple is goals
144. I love Joey’s song
145. MIA = Missing in Action = Made in America
146. Wait im wrong Joey cant be Wiggly unless he has super powers he cant be in two places at once
147. I know they dont mean sex but still wtf
148. Lauren looks so done i cant
149. Seziure warning after mr presidnet leaves the black and white
150. Unless it was purposeful they should have hidden the dolls better backstage
151. Wait didnt hannah say something about two doors earlier?
152. Seriously Sherman ponies
153. I love the going back line
154. My poor baby lex
155. No Lex dont die not you too
156. Haha throwback to tgwdlm
157. Yes baby you got the gun
158. Also die perv die
159. Eagle screeching is goals
160. Yes lex use that logic
161. Also it makes sense only the adults can be brainwashed
162. There were only adults no children, scary (not sarcastic i promise)
163. Seriously starkid Fortnight
164. Thats why you should never fully grow up
165. Woah what Lex says is deep
166. Yessss Tom
167. Wait Tom dont hold the gun
168. Wait is Charolette alive or just a reuse of costume, if so why would they have jaimie wear it
169. No dont take her magic hat
170. Haha stupid hats cant be magic only dolls obviously
171. Does lauren say something like fucking knife in another show too?
172. Lauren screaming gives me my father will hear about this vibes
173. Also give my baby her hat back
174. Yass Lauren get it girl (i do realize shes playing the villian but still)
175. Yass Robert get it
176. Even though shes a viilain i dont like seeing Lauren get killed
177. But also how did they get the bullet wound on her so quick im impressed
178. Haha the way Gary stops everything to talk to gerald is goals
179. Like hes like oh shit money
180. And then hes like oh wait i have to pretend to care
181. I love how exagerated their dying is
182. Thats an impressive quick change
183. Yess Emma Hidgens
184. But also no hell fuck up again
185. Also Paul interupting is goals
186. Haha hannah you go girl
187. First off I love the song
188. Song off Hannah’s voice
189. Is paul scared normal or because of the hive
190. Wait all the tgwdlm charecters are back like nothing happened im confused
191. Haha the Hatchfield band is back
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god so....me nd jester finished gravity falls and....GOD
i have sos oso much to say about it, (under the cut tho ofc)
but like....tl;dr.....that was easily the best show i’ve ever watched, and one of the best narrative’s i’ve ever had the pleasure of witnessing
oof ok so i’ll start small
the animation in general, ESPECIALLY the scenery was rly nice
god the theme like not the theme SONG (though that will get its own bullet point)but like??the theme of the show??? the mystery feel mixed with modern stuff, and still being REALLY DARK AND HAVING GENUINE HORROR whilst still managing to be a kids show is wild
like!!! they didnt pull any punches!!! they didnt treat kids like dumbasses that would get the show!! it complex and intelligent and engaging!!!!
ok so the THEME SONG ok GOD I LOVED IT BUT....turns out bc me and jester were using dailymotion well.....uhhh 90% of the gravity falls eps on there are sped up?? (like 1:25x speed) i NEVER NOTICED i jsut thought all the eps were around 18-19 mins??? turns out thery’re actually 22, so we’ve been watching at a slightly faster pace??? we watched ONE at a slower pace and i was like ‘WHAT’ but like!! that slower pace wasthe reAL SPEED NKHDFHNJHJF its...v strange tbh bc i’ll probably rewatch them on kimcarttons bc thats’ more reliable and all in the right palce but....idk i kinda prefer the slightly sped up version??? its enough that al lthe characters still seem rly natural they didnt...seem liek they were sped up but they WERE but it means the natural ones now seem slower to me nkjkdhjfkd, either way watch the theme song on 1.25x on youtube and you’ll see my experience its....rly good
BUT GOD IT WAS WRITTEN SO FUCKNG WELL THERE WAS NO LOOSE ENDS I DONT THINK????? IT JUST!!! EVERYTHING WAS SO GOOD ND SATISFYING
god the FORESHADOWING ABT STUFF like!!!!! the 6 fingers ALL THE BILL IMAGERY LIKE god i kNEW abt bill cipher so everytime i saw a triangle i lost my mind, just went absolutely hogwild on the keyboard
GOD OKAY SO FAVE CHARACTERS UHHH bills my bastard fave and i’ll get to him later SO
dIPPER ok just!!! a kid who was rly into mysteries nd nerding things and reading BIG FUCKNIG MOOD alos befire he showed like..any interest in girls nd was eye rolling at mabel talking at boys i was like ‘oh!!! aro ace!!!’ then the wendy stuff happened and i went ‘welp, i made my bed, time to lie in it’ and i SMASHED the compulsory heterosexuality button KHDFHNDFJ oh yeah he’s trans bc hell yea
STAN I LOVE HIM SO SO MUCH LIKE he’s super fucking funny and like!!!! he cares SO SO MCUH abt mabel and dipper nd his bro!!!! he cares nd loves for them wholst still being that cool, chaotic, not exactly law abiding grunkle and!!! he literally learned how to work his bros machine nd tried to 30 years just to get him back AAAAAAAAAA and GOD BEING WILLING TO SACRIFICE HIS OWN MEMORIES TO SAVE EVERYONE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA o he’s also trans bc ye!!!
bill cipher...bastard fave like...god i’ve said this before but!!!!! idc abt villains most of the time but HE FITS INTO MY DIMENTIO NICHE (slightly uncanny, theatrical/charismatic, MAJOR FUCKING THREATS) there’s defo!!! differences between them tho, like bill cipher actually has friends lmao, they wanted to...remake the universe/multiverse in different ways (dimentio by erasing everyone from existence and rebuilding it himself, bill by just fucking up everything that’s already there) plus dimentio played the long game on screen more ig????? like we always knew bill was bad, it’s made obvious, maybe not main antagonist, but bad, but spm makes u think dimentio MIGHT be on ur side, or at least wont betray the count to be the true villain??? either way tho i was talking to jester abt this, but when i blackmail nintendo into letting me make an aniamted spm series in 20 years im gonna have some fun doing similar foreshadowing stuff with dimentio that gravity falls did with bill GDFHJHDJF (nd just!! letting him be animated in general bc dimentios already cool, can you IMAGINE HIM with animated with lotsa life nd fluidity like bill?? wild)
but yeah tldr bill bastard but...COOL BASTARD
the canon gay police guys were rly sweet!! hel yea!!!
i....the only thing i didnt like was them keeping robbie and tambry together LIKE THEY DIDNT CONSNT TO THAT WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS A LOVE POTION AND EVERYONE ACTED LIKE IT WAS OKAY THATS NOT PLAYING MATCHAMKER WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS FORCED LOVE WHAT THE SHIT
i just!! god i rly loved it it was such a good story and it was the perfect length, you could TELL the creator went ‘this is going to be as long at the story needs it to be, im not stretching it out and making it stale/having the quality dip like’ it was pefect nd we all want more bc we loved it but!!! it also ended in such a satisfying way that i couldnt imagine it coming back without being worried the quality would dip so im satisfied but OOF
fuck...i lvo it so much i LOVE IT I NEED TO FOLLOW SOME GRAVITY FALLS BLOGS IMMEDIATELY
uhhhh lgbt hcs with the main 6 bc im gay and i do what i want (remember i’ve already smashed the comphet button so dont come at me like ‘uhh but she dated a guy’ bullshit):
wendy: trans nd gay
mabel: bi
dipper:trans and aro ace
stan: trans and bi
ford: gay
soos: hmmm......not...sure....he gave me ace vibes....het/bi ace???
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98 Questions
tagged by @slowtofu!!! ty sm!!!!
Gonna be under the cut since its lengthy .. . .
1. full name: Peach “Captain“ flowerhalo
2. nicknames: Cap for short, Cappy for medium!
3. birthday: July 3!
4. age: 18
5. zodiac star sign: cancer
6. moon sign: idk
7. ascendant: i swear you guys are just making this this up at this point omg
8. venus: ok the thing about these signs is that they expect u to know ur exact birth time which is weird and also i dont wanna ask my mom pfft
9. gender: female
10. pronouns: she/her (they/them is ok too)
11. sexuality: 🅱️isexual
12. myer-briggs type: i could never remember tbh
13. relationship status: unfortunately and unbelievably single but sometimes i like to pretend im married to my favorite fictional characters
14. best friend: oof ngl best friend asks make me sad bc idk who actually considers me as their best friend :’)))
15. religion: Hello Kitty is the only god
16. favorite color: purple and pink!
17. favorite music genre: im not picky i love alot of them
18. favorite band/artist: too many!
19. favorite song: too many!!! but fly me too the moon probably or some cute future funk song
20. favorite holiday: Thanksgiving tbh!!!! yum yum yum! Xmas is good too
21. favorite tv show: mMMMM like. actual shows or cartoons or
22. favorite youtuber: harshlycritical/john wolfe
23. favorite perfume/cologne: idk what its called but theres this one i like from rue 21 i think
24. favorite season: hhhhh idk
25. favorite flower: aLL OF THEM UR BEAUTIFUL!!!!
26. favorite gemstone: i dont have one but i think theyre pretty!!
27. favorite roller coaster: ur funny 1 im scared of roller coasters 2 i dont go to amusement parks enough to even have a favorite
28. favorite fruit: FRUIT IS SO GOOD i love alot of them. . .grapes, cherries, mangos, peaches, apples.. . .
29. favorite vegetable: ngl. . . .corn
30. favorite icecream flavor: cookies and cream!
31. favorite candy: anything sweet
32. favorite restaurant: no one ever takes me out so
33. favorite fast food restaurant: idk alot of fast food makes me sick
34. favorite starburst flavor: watermelone
35. favorite pizza topping: keep it plain babey!!!! but pepperoni and/or hamburger
36. favorite chip flavor: cheese tbh
37. favorite non-alcoholic beverage: tea probably! i also love soda
38. favorite alcoholic beverage: i dont drink bc im underaged
39. favorite video game: i love too many games but @ kender tboi is so good thats a good choice
40. favorite board game: not rlly a bored game but uno si good
41. favorite city: your funny
42. favorite dog breed: ALL DOGS ARE GOOD!!!!!!
43. favorite animal: mmm bats, dogs, cats, the list goes on
44. favorite number: uhhh
45. coffee or tea: tea!!! tea!! i love tea!!!
46. vanilla or chocolate: vanilla!
47. leather or denim: OOOF both r good on jackets
48. short or long sleeves: short sleeves
49. patterned or plain: depends
50. floral or plaid: floral!!!!!
51. black or white: black liek any true goth
52. makeup or no makeup: none!! make up makes me feel ugly :( i like lipstick and lipgloss tho
53. tumblr or twitter: i used both but i use tumblr more
54. facebook or snapchat or instagram: all r bad but snapchat i guess
55. phone or tablet or computer: im currently on my laptop
56. liberal or conservative: why would i be conservative lol
57. sunrises or sunsets: BOTH R PRETTY,,,
58. are you vegetarian: tbh i love meat too much
59. are you vegan: no
60. are you allergic to anything: cheap lotions :( they immediately make me break out rlly badly
61. are you polyamorous: mmmm i wanna say no but i might feel differently i were given the chance to be in one
62. have you been out of state: no :( we enevr go anywhere
63. have you been out of country: no
64. have you kissed a boy: no
65. have you kissed a girl: no
66. have you kissed an enby: im crying ive never kissed anyone
67. have you broken a bone: god no
68. have you been to the emergency room: i think twice when i was a little kid, i dont remember it though
69. have you ever been high: no
70. have you ever been drunk: no
71. have you ever been in a band or choir: no
72. have you ever catfished someone: no
73. do you have any siblings: 1 sister
74. do you live with your parents: yeye
75. do you have more than 100 followers: yeah,,,
76. do you have more than 1,000 followers: :(
77. do you have more than 10,000 followers: :(
78. do you smoke weed: no
79. do you drink:
80. do you have a job:
81. do you own any musician/youtuber merch: im currently wearing a Pink Nirvanna shirt!!!!
82. do you have any internet friends: of course!!!!!!
83. do you play any instruments: no but i wish i did
84. where did you go/are you going to college: this small community college
85. college major: i wish i knew
86. names of all your group chats: KIRA KUIIN DAISAN NO BAKUDAN BAITSA DASUTO has my fav 2 nerds
87. tap the middle autofill button 10 times: im sorry but i would not do this tag game on mobile
88. what time zone do you live in: central i think!!!
89. your best friend’s sign: hhh
90. your 2nd, 3rd, and 4th closest friends’ signs: (no particular order!!!) Sagittarius, Capricorn, Leo x 2, Aries, Pisces x 2
91. your crush’s sign: hhhh i dont have a crush and even if i were to pick i feel like itd be obvious/awkward so
92. your mom’s sign: Virgo!
93. your dad’s sign: Gemini!
94. your sibling(s)’ sign(s): Aquarius!
95. your enemy’s sign: i dont have any enemy like if u think i have time to worry about them ur wrong!!!!! but its an aries lmao
96. your ex(s)’ sign(s): dont
97. an ex best friend’s sign: BITCHQUARIUS!
98. tag 5 people to participate: not tagging anyone but if u wanna do this consider urself tagged!!!
ngl i dont expect anyone to read this like. at all but if u did thank u! 🌹
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Undersurface Characters
Frisk (Subject 7)
Released into the world at the tender age of 10
Not mute in this AU
Gender-neutral pronouns (they learned the term from an LGBTQ+ scientist)
Likes video games (retro and story telling games the most)
wears overalls with a purple sweater that has snazzy blue stripes
rainboots for extra protection
Sans
Used to work at NASA (with Gaster) before losing ‘sudden’ interest and is now local potato
Wears sneakers but is too lazy to tie them (cue a lot of embarrassing falls and papyrus telling him to tie them)
Space and time nerd
Luvs his bro
Txts liek thisssss n’ drives his bro crayZ lmao
Has sooooooo many t-shirts and hoodies but like, two pair pants. both are shorts
Papyrus
Tol cinnabean has been training to be a security guard to watch for humans!!!
Self-proclaimed superhero/vigilante (all he really does is wear his cool outfit and help old ladies cross the street and help carry shopping bags) THE GREAT SKELEMAN (everyone knows it’s him but they all play along because he’s just too cute!!! He even has an eye mask to protect his identity!!)
Loves his brother sans but the puns. They haven’t stopped in YEARS (never a break for the Great Papyrus!!!)
When not in costume he wears colorful crop-tops with skinny jeans and a hat with flames on it (sans: hes so cool)
TYPES WITH CAPSLOCK ON. HE FINDS PEOPLE PAY MORE ATTENTION TO WHAT HE HAS TO TEXT IF IT IS IN CAPS.
BFFS with Undyne!!! They train and have cooking lessons every other day.
Undyne
Head security guard
Somehow always manages to be guarding near alphy’s hangouts…
Met alphys at anime con (they were dressed as their OTP and took pic. together)
Texts Alphys everyday. Without fail. The world would be ending and Alphys would get a text.
dyed hair red (its not natural???? lies!!!!)
got piercings because she thought is was cool
has one (1) tattoo
Competes with Aaron at the local gym
Makes motivational videos on youtube!!
Such a cool chick (is my gay side showing? oops)
wears plaid when not in security uniform
Alphys
Watches all the motivational videos Undyne posts!!! Number 1 fan!!
Human History Researcher
has green scales (looking a little green there alph)
Still anime trash (just like me)
Part time tutor at the local highschool (thats how she met Catty and Bratty and became their older sis figure)
Didn’t inject monster with DT… but … well… there were some other issues…
Mettaton
Originally built as a human destroyer after the last *ahem* incident but doubles as entertainment when there are no humans in the area
Glittery
Did i mention glittery
Was once just a small town ghost™
Misses his family but can’t visit because showbiz has a packed schedule
Number 1 hit with monsters!!
Has a youtube account for makeup tutorial (mostly just him posing tho)
can be found at your local 7/11 at 11 pm in a crop-top and sweatpants, no one knows why he’s there
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Asgore
Ruler of the 1st monster kingdom
Absolute dad
Protects forests and national parks
Wears dad polos and khakis when not in royal clothing
Stale memes and dad jokes
“Im hip with the kids! YOLO!” “Asgore stop you’re gonna break a hip.”
His garden is bigger than his house
nervous about kids not knowing how to double park
Toriel
Wears floral print sundresses in the summer and a floppy hat (very cute)
Used to teach children in the capital before the *incident*
Lives in a cabin in the restricted area of mount ebott behind a big door with a tall barbed wire around it (knock knock jokes still a thing guys)
Lives in the woods to protect any human that is dumb enough to come up
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