#one of my friends was like ‘not if you’re a mind flayer 😭😭’

[whippedcloudsofcream]

Seeing everyone hype up how gorgeous their Durges are in tiktoks and everything as if they aren’t going to quickly end up looking like this because of their heinous choices and continued use of dark magic

[corvitine]

OC smash or pass!

Tagged by @ardentkurashk (thank you! <3)

Tagging: @wisp-of-chaos @tea-and-magic @1hoblet @sumi-sprite (if you wanna do this again!) and @unaarista ❤️

Rules: include physical description, pics, and 'propoganda'. The "other" label can be used for "sexuality misalignment" (ie. OC is femme and you're gay or vice versa, or you aren't into smashing them but you want to do other things like hug them or study them under a microscope idk)

Name: Dahlia

Age: 27

Gender: IDs as female (she has a sheath and ovipositor)

Sexual orientation: Pansexual

Description: Short, petite, smaller tentacles than a usual mind flayer. In my RP timeline, she is missing most of two tentacles, has prosthetic legs (and a finger) and patterns carved into her shoulder. Also lightning scars on her belly (from @ardentkurashk’s Ka’zalii, it covers a brand from @tea-and-magic’s Helios; he also gave her most of her scars and removed her limbs 😭). Very expressive, pretty black eyes!

Pros:

Very sweet, good-humored and generous!

Loves to spoil friends/loved ones

Decently high sex drive, will let you take the lead. Very submissive generally!

But will top if you’d like her to!

Loves physical affection! Will snuggle after sex

You could have a threesome with her and her husband perhaps?

Amazing bard, will play music for you!

Tentacles. Sure they’re short but she’s good at working with that she has 😏

Ride or die for the people she cares about. Will go to hell and back for you if she loves you!

Mind stuff. If you’re into that. She loves mental intimacy (usually with her husband) and letting her partner share her pleasure during sex. Double the pleasure!

Cons:

A mind flayer (this is a con if you aren’t into squids)

That mouth. Not good for kissing or oral. Plus, acidic saliva. Stay away!

Her partner will see everything in her memories (could be a pro if you’re into that!)

She has ✨trauma✨ (thanks, Helios!)

Reckless, stubborn, way too selfless

No ass (or breasts). Flat as can be :(

Skin is covered in mucus. Might be off-putting to a lot of people

She’s married, so she’s down for casual sex but no long term relationships with other people, sorry

Cannot cook for shit!

Up at or before sunrise (good luck if you’re not a morning person)

[id-rather-be-home]

Alright last one I promise or maybe not i'm kicking my feet etc- Who do you think is more of a hopeless romantic between the two?

oh no this is actually such a hard question 😭 because BOTH

let’s break it down between the both of them —

will:

- has been in love with mike for years (confirmed)

- probably so in love with mike that his voice is one of the things that broke him out of the mind flayer’s complete control

- “yeah, crazy together”

- wants to spend the rest of their lives together playing dnd

- made a literal painting for mike with a HEART on his shield even when will was upset that mike hadn’t reached out to him

- called mike THE HEART

- is so in love with mike that it canonically makes him feel like maybe he’s not a mistake, that he’s better for being different (and probably that there’s no way his love can be wrong when it’s mike that he loves)

- “[i] need you mike and [i] always will”

- “not possible”

i feel like i’m definitely missing some things but regardless

mike:

- has been in love with will for years (not confirmed but it is)

- keeping all of will’s drawings in a binder!!!

- the drawings of will’s that he has had hung up for years

- the way he’s so attuned to will that it’s actually ridiculous

- the existence of the “will voice”

- “he’s quiet today”

- “it was the best thing i’ve ever done”

- “you said yes… you said yes”

- stays by will’s side throughout his entire possession until they’re forcefully separated to close the gate

- literally biked across town in the pouring rain to apologize after their fight because he cannot stand the thought of hurting will

- “it’s hawkins, it’s not the same without you”

- “i don’t know, maybe it feels like i lost you or something”

- “it’ll be easier if we’re a team. friends. best friends.”

- the cinematography that suggests that mike sees will as his literal light i mean wtf

okay, yeah, after going through all of this it’s definitely mike that’s the bigger hopeless romantic between the two lmfao

mike you’re really not going to be able to fight the gay and in love with your best friend allegations

[edith-moonshadow]

Tagged by the lovely @lovebillyhargrove Thank you so much 💜💜💜

1. Your zodiac sign?

Sagittarius

2. Favourite season/time of year?

Autumn I love crisp air, crunchy leaves, cozy evenings and Halloween 🍂🎃🕯

3. Your fav time of day/night?

Night, I’m basically a vampire 🧛🏻🧛🏻🧛🏻

4. Your most MOST fav Billy scene?

There’s so many to choose from in Season two pretty much every scene with Steve, him angrily working out, when he’s super feeling himself getting ready for his date but my favourites would have to be the basketball scenes just because they say so much, the constant contact, the way he teases Steve about losing his popularity crown with his tongue out, how much he seems to be genuinely enjoying himself, the intensity of ‘draw a charge’ and just how generally thirsty he is for Steve’s attention 😛😛😛

Season Three is a little trickier because it’s heartbreaking and we were denied him interacting with Steve especially in his Scoops Ahoy uniform (sigh) but Dacre’s acting was so good I particularly liked the sauna scene, the mind flayer interacting with El where you see Billy’s sadness in that lonely tear, the kidnap of Heather ‘Don’t be afraid, it’ll be over soon’ and of course him having the best hot girl summer before everything went horribly wrong

5. Food you're craving atm

Sushi, I’m hoping to go for some next week 😋😋😋

6. Your favourite kind of alcohol

I don’t drink

7.. Neon lights/hustle and bustle OR the quiet of a small town/countryside?

Although I dream of one day being a witchy old lady living in the woods at this point in my life I prefer the hustle and bustle, I had family who lived in the country and as a lover of horror, the silence of the country is the loudest sound in the world if that makes sense. The city at the moment is all I know although I don’t live in a big place so maybe it would be considered a town 🤔🤔🤔

8 Sugar!daddy Steve OR sugar!daddy Billy? Lmao))

I’m a sucker for Sugar Daddy Billy especially in stories where Steve is down on his luck and Billy breezes back into his life to look after him 🥰🥰🥰 (I just really love any story where Billy looks after Steve)

9 The place you wanna be rn?

The cinema, I want to sit in the dark and become completely engrossed in a film but it’s too scary at the moment but I miss it so much 😭😭😭

10. Heat or cold?

I prefer cold because I really don’t deal well with heat and if you’re feeling cold you can add layers or sit by a fire

11. Country you would like to visit (fingers crossed, they open the borders some time in the future)

Berlin 💜💜💜

12 Yes, regrets 😔.. OR No regrets!!!!!!!!!😝 (About life, i guess??)))

My brain isn’t always my friend and she keeps a film reel of my worst moments that she likes to spring on me sometimes but I try to live by the great Edith Piaf song, Je Ne Regrette Rien 🧐🧐🧐

13. ONLY IF YOU WANNA!!! A selfie??? I love your hearts already, let me love your beautiful faces))❤️💖❤️ 😳😳😳

Tagging: Anyone who wants to do it 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️

[alteritymonster]

Trick or Treat, Freak

ST s02e02

Friends, I think I might be a Stranger Things fan. Here are some more of my random thoughts through my second time ever watching s2...

No way El is crawling out of the Upside Down if she doesn’t have to. mood

Definitely s2 Finn Wolfhard in that night-of-s01e08 flashback scene.

Hopper tells El, “we’re not stupid.” Love makes you stupid, Jim.

(I know, he doesn’t want to lose another daughter. Oh Hop 😭)

David Harbour legit does a ton of good acting just by breathing. Very expressive.

“Five fifteen. Not five one five.” Hmmmm

Hopper, you fool, why did you promise?! Do you not know what kind of story you’re in??

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!

Obvious detail I guess, but I really love how each guy’s Ghostbusters costume is obviously totally differently homemade.

Oh hey, it’s Erica! See you in s3, Erica!! ❤️

Yeah Mike, why can’t there be two Venkmans?

So much stuff about people being out of sync, not being where they’re expected to be. (When did everyone decide they weren’t wearing costumes this year? Can’t we just pretend to be dumb teenagers for one night? ... Dustin and Lucas pursuing Max, Will and Mike not... “Nothing’s gonna go back to the way that it was.” hmmmmm)

“Impetuous.” “People are going to be aghast.”

So exactly how many pumpkin farms does Hawkins, Indiana’s economy sustain anyway?

oh. billy again.

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The way Hopper flicks slime off his fingers, there’s no way that’s not Bill Murray in Ghostbusters, right?

Joyce and Bob. I still don’t know.

...i like nougat...

Another El flashback. The snow in the woods looks like the weird spore dust in the Upside Down, of course.

Will flashes to the Upside Down, and who does he call out to? Mike and nobody else.

It must needs be remarked more often: the Mind Flayer just looks so cool.

Miiiiiike is so soft with Will

Oh Nancy :(

Mondale-Ferraro ‘84!

CRAZY TOGETHER

Viewmaster analogy, then Mike saying sometimes he feels like he still sees El, then looking over at Will... yes Mike, it’s like you’re feeling the same way when it’s just Will you can see, or something, idk, ignore me

Ahh jeez, there’s a shadow on Will in one shot of the crazy together scene that I think is maybe a mic? (not a Mike)

El:( :( :( :(

Dart! Could any other character have found Dart and reacted the way Dustin does? :)

Who ya gonna call?